Chapter 286: Mortal Wisdom

As soon as Guo Jia heard that Gao Yuan was going to release a rocket, he hurriedly reminded: "Lord, although this rocket is very powerful, it is mostly on the ignition of the hull. Against soldiers, it is not as effective as ordinary bows and arrows. This fog, the weather is damp, and the hull planks are also wet, and the effect is even worse. ”

When Gao Yuan heard it, it turned out that the hull was wet, and the little tarpaulin wrapped around the rocket arrow was difficult to burn. In addition, there is an oilcloth on the arrow, so the lethality is sharply reduced. The heart said that it was no wonder that Cao Cao didn't use rockets, but Gao Yuan knew that Zhuge Liang's ship was full of scarecrows, which were flammable and explosive materials.

Gao Yuan said with a smile: "I have already expected that although the enemy is coming, he is not here to attack our army, but to deceive our army's arrows." Therefore, a large amount of straw must have been carried on board. This straw is much better than the ship's plank, so I'm not afraid of being wet on foggy days, and shoot rockets at me! ”

"This ...... Is it possible? When the military advisors heard that they were here to deceive the arrows, they were a little surprised. Because there is no intelligence support at all, how did the lord analyze it?

However, Gao Yuan had already begun to issue orders, dispatching Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to release arrows within the walls of the water village. He also called the herald to go to Luzhai and summoned Xiahoudun and Xu Huang, each with 3,000 crossbowmen, to come to the riverside to help shoot.

"Wait!" Gao Yuan remembered the allusion to the approaching arrow, and said: "Put ordinary arrows first, the enemy must think that our army is in a plan, and then release rockets later." Burn Zhuge Liang to death, and the original appearance will save a lot of trouble! ”

The crowd was even more astonished and did not believe it, but the lofty command was to be carried out. Therefore, Cai Mao and others took action.

Gao Yuan smiled at the military advisor: "No doubt, let's go, let's follow the prime minister to the riverside and watch the fireworks." ”

The military advisors were dumbfounded, so they followed.

A few minutes later, there was the sound of clattering footsteps. Thousands of archers came to the river.

"Take a break!"

"Lizheng~!"

"Raise your arrow!"

Gaoyuan's water village, as the name suggests, is in the water, but there are wooden bridges and corridors connecting everywhere. In the sound of clicky footsteps, all the archers of the navy army came to the back of the wooden fence of the water village, bending their bows and arrows.

At this time, Xu Huang came running in small steps. Saluted: "Report to the lord, the archers are ready, please instruct!" ”

Gao Yuan waved his hand, "Smell the war drums coming out, release the arrows!" ”

"Yes~!" Xu Huang ran back and shouted: "The lord has an order, smell the war drums and release the arrows!" ”

"Shoot the arrows!"

"Put!"

"Shoot!" With a bang, the soldiers all shot into the river. For a while, arrows rained down.

On the other hand, Zhuge Liang was on board.

Suddenly, there was a loud thud, and many arrows arrived, all of which were stuck in the scarecrow outside. And Zhuge Liang, Lu Su and the crew were all in the cabin with a shed, so they were fine.

"I'm dripping God!" Lu Su's body shook in disbelief. "It's really coming!" Then he was overjoyed and said, "It is worthy of Mr. Kong Ming!" ”

Kong Ming's face was full of confidence. smiled: "He sent it, I accept it!" He put down the feather fan, picked up the wine glass, and sucked it dry, "Ha~." He let out another sip of wine, and then shook his head and said, "It is difficult for Zhou Gongjin to bully our army. He wants to stump me with 100,000 arrows. Don't you hear that the gentleman has a way to take it, these 100,000 arrows can be difficult to get others, but it is difficult for me Zhuge Liang. My talent can be compared to Guan Zhong Leyi. In the middle of talking and laughing, you can get 100,000 arrows. ”

Zhuge Liang said for a while that this sense of superiority didn't need to be deliberately shown, it was naturally revealed.

If Zhou Yu was there, and he saw his underbeaten appearance, he couldn't beat him, so he had to be half angry, but fortunately, it was Lu Su. Lu Su was shocked, shocked, and shocked at first, and then suddenly felt out an abacus from his back, crackled and fought, and said while fighting: "I'll go, this is 100,000 arrows, how much does it cost, how many man-hours ......, I'll go in the column!" ”

Zhuge Liang was taken aback, and said in his heart, okay, he is worthy of being a wealthy businessman, with an abacus with him, and his eyes are full of money wherever he goes.

Zhuge Liang said to the crew again, "Order, the ship hangs its head, its head is east and tail is west, and it is approaching the water village to receive arrows." Don't be afraid, the enemy will not dare to come out! ”

After Lu Su finished counting the money, he was very envious, and said in his heart that if he sold it, he would be rich. When he heard that Zhuge Liang was about to receive an arrow from a distance, his heart moved, and he suddenly burst into tears, and shouted: "Mr. Kong Ming, what if Gao Mengyan releases a rocket?" ”

Zhuge Liang shook the feather fan lightly, smiled slightly, and said, "He will never release rockets." Zhuge Liang nodded his temples, "It seems that Gao Mengyan and these people are all mortal wisdom." He only thought that the fog was damp, and the rocket was not lethal enough, and it was not enough to burn the damp ship's planks, so I was sure that he would never release the rocket. ”

"Hmph~!" Zhuge Liang snorted coldly again, looked at the north shore, and when he picked up the wine glass and drank it all, two words came out from between his teeth, "mortal......." ”

That kind of self-confidence of the gods, even Lu Su couldn't stand it anymore, and said in his heart that this is too awesome compared to pretending.

At this moment, all of a sudden, the wind and clouds changed, and between heaven and earth, thousands of stars appeared.

Woo Woo ~ Bang bang bang~

Disheveled! A rocket was shot on the table where Zhuge Liang and Lu Su were drinking, and the fire reflected Zhuge Liang and Lu Su's flushed cheeks.

"Ahh When Zhuge Liang saw the rocket, his face turned white, and after he screamed, it was a turtle with his head stretched out, his neck was long, and his mouth was almost on the arrow of the rocket's burning.

"Wow!" Lu Su made a small jump, stepped back a foot, and guttered at the rocket.

At this time, bang ~ puff ~, boom ~, along with the rocket, all the ships caught fire. The same goes for other ships.

The crew was shocked and hurriedly said: "Oh no, the enemy has released rockets!" ”

Zhuge Liang was shocked, without his previous calmness, the Confucian scarf erected high lay on his head with a snap, obviously not lightly frightened.

Lu Su quickly turned his head, and saw that the ships in all directions were all on fire. I heard Zhuge Liang lose his voice again: "How can it, the wisdom of mortals, how can it release rockets." ”

"I'm on fire too, save me!" Fluttering.

Lu Su saw that many crew members caught fire and fell into the river, and he was furious, pointing at Zhuge Liang and saying: "Return the wisdom of mortals, you think you are a saint, and you are a mortal." You are still calculating Gaoyuan, when Gao Yuan led the army to fight, you still memorized the three-character scripture, you still set up others, I was killed by you! ”

"Wow!"

High distal side.

Guo Jia and the others looked at the fire in the fog, shocked, and involuntarily knelt down, and shouted in unison: "The Lord is clever!" Without any warning, it can be regarded as an enemy carrying straw to deceive arrows! ”

"How can this be ......." Everyone looked at each other, and the combined intelligence was more than a thousand, and they didn't know how to understand it, it was really a miracle.

Fortunately, Lao Jia Xu screamed, "The lord is a man of God and a saint, so he can expect it!" ”

Everyone glanced at each other, and they could only explain it like this, and they trembled with excitement for a while, just ask, who is not willing to follow a god-man monarch, and for a while they all shouted: "The lord is also a god-man!" ”

After a while, the news spread out, and the officers and soldiers of the village raised their arms together, "The lord is a god!" ”

At this time, Zhuge Liang was talking about diving, and he was very embarrassed in the face of Lu Su's accusation, and when he heard the call from the north, he hurriedly shouted: "It turns out that Gao Mengyan is a god, so I can see through it, it's not my fault!" ”

"Fuck you! You're mortal! Lu Su slapped Zhuge Liang into the water. (To be continued......)

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