Chapter 287: Zhuge cowards

The day dawned, and the fog lifted.

Chibi South, Jiangdong Water Village Wharf.

After Lu Su and Zhuge Liang got off the smoking, burning only the bottom shell of the broken ship, they were weak and fell to the floor of the dock. They are all gray-headed, and when they open their mouths, they spit out a puff of smoke.

After a while, Lu Su eased up a little, and after a period of sobriety that escaped death, it was the anger of investment failure. This guy, twenty boats, more than six hundred people, is all gone, and the arrows are gone. This was all sponsored by Lu Su with his own furniture, not the public one. How many years will it take for Lu Su to earn it back.

Lu Su was furious, grabbed Zhuge Liang's neck, and shouted: "Zhuge Kongming, you are a pig, a pig with a pig's head!" ”

Zhuge Liang didn't pretend to be, the chicken flew and the egg was beaten, he was very ashamed, opened his mouth, and first spit out a puff of cigarette to Lu Su's face, then hurriedly covered his mouth and said: "It's not my fault, it's Gao Mengyan who is too cunning, I thought it was ......." ”

Lu Su was sprayed with smoke, and he was even more angry, and said: "Originally, you thought that Gao Yuan was a mortal, but you didn't think that you were more mortal than a mortal." You still care about Zhong Leyi, if Zhong Leyi were like this, your mother's country would have been ruined! ”

Cracking sound! Lu Su was angry and began to beat Zhuge Liang. It's called a new face, and it's called a heartbeat.

What kind of person is Zhuge Liang, how can he be beaten, he is also furious, and he said: "When I was in Longzhong, the four friends of the bamboo forest were all thousands of miles of talent, and none of them won against me." If I were mortal, you would be a pig! Peng, Zhuge Liang punched Lu Su with a black eye.

Lu Su covered his eyes, tears came down, and his heart said that I went bankrupt to help you, and you still beat me? He raised his arms and shouted, "You're a pig, you're here." Hit me hard! ”

Boom, the docks were full of Eastern Wu soldiers, so they naturally listened to Lu Su, and when they went up, they held down Zhuge Liang, and they beat him when they crackled.

Zhuge Liang lost his temper when he was beaten, and he didn't cry on his face. I was already crying in my heart, and my heart said what is the situation with this Nima? Since I became an adult, Mr. Shui Jing has not won against me once, it seems that Cui Zhouping is a thousand miles of talent, and one by one must be willing to bow down. Why is it that my clever plan will not shine when I reach Gaoyuan? ”

In fact, Zhuge Liang's schemes are all first-class and eternal, but they came from a distant future and the door was clear. That's it, a clever plan that has been passed down through the ages. It was stirred up by Gao Yuan and became a trick that has been passed down through the ages.

Zhuge Shenji has become Zhuge coward.

There is a poem dedicated to this matter: One day the fog filled the Yangtze River, and it was difficult to distinguish the water from far and near. The showers and fire locusts burned the battleship, and the prime minister was lying in the dragon today.

At this time, with the sound of clicky footsteps, many Dongwu soldiers came. Herod barked and brought the most elegant governor in the history of Eastern Wu, Zhou Yu, who was dressed in silver.

"What's going on, the arrow has arrived?" Zhou Yu saw that the dock was quite lively. Surrounded by people, I couldn't help but feel a shock in my heart. The heart said that Zhuge Liang really brought 100,000 arrows. It's time to pack up those informants when you go back.

An officer trotted all the way, with the ecstasy of offering treasures, bowed down to his horse, and shouted: "Don't mention it, Dudu, all of them are shot back!" ”

"Oh?" Zhou Yu was a little confused. He asked, "What do you mean by that?" ”

The officer spoke quickly, eager to give birth to two tongues, and said: "So, so, so, so, Zhuge Liang went to deceive the arrow, but he didn't expect people to shoot rockets." It's all back for Ya to! He stretched out two fingers, then six, and cried out, "Twenty ships, and one will come back to the bottom." Six hundred people, Lu Su and Zhuge Liang are back! ”

When Huang Gai heard this, his beard shook, and he shouted: "Zhuge Liang is stupid, there is such a borrowing arrow?" is also Wolong, and he also compares himself to Zhong Leyi. He's so good, can't he think that people can shoot rockets? ”

The officer hurriedly said: "When Zhuge Liang went, he said, fog, weather tide, this hull will be damp, and the rocket will not be able to exert its power." Therefore, Zhuge Liang calculated that Gao Mengyan would not use rockets. Who knows, people don't play cards according to common sense, they just shoot out, this Zhuge Liang shot, when he comes back, the whole person is not in human shape, and he is estimated to be frightened! ”

"Oops~." Zhou Yu covered his heart, and said in his heart that your rabbit cub is too unreliable, and he still shoots, and he is still frightened, is there such an explanation? However, "I like it! ”

The Metropolitan Governor was elegant and waved his hand, "Let's go, go over and see this Kong Ming!" ”

When most of the governors arrived, the soldiers were torn apart, and Lu Su and Zhuge Liang were exposed.

I saw Lu Su riding on Zhuge Liang, throwing heavy punches again and again, and Zhuge Liang's face was full of flowers.

"Zijing, move slowly, who are you hitting?" Zhou Yu approached the front.

Lu Su saw that Zhou Yu was coming, and climbed up from Zhuge Liang very embarrassed.

Zhou Yu saw Zhuge Liang's face full of flowers, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he was surprised: "Oh, isn't this Mr. Wolong in the world?" How did it come to be, so that the world could be pacified? ”

Huang Gai next to him smiled and said to everyone: "I see, don't talk about the peaceful world, the flat village is enough to choke!" ”

Everyone laughed.

Zhou Yu said with a smile: "If you are looking for allies, you can't find anything like this!" ”

Lu Su was very embarrassed and regretful, and said: "What the Metropolitan Governor said is very true, you must not find such an ally, there is no one, no money and no strategy, you really want nothing, there is only one mouth left." Come on, drag me down! ”

At this time, Zhuge Liang eased up a little, and said in his heart that if I go back like this, I will not be dismantled by Liu Bei, and he got up in the struggle, swollen into bell-like eyes, and his eyelids couldn't open, but he stubbornly shouted: "Dadudu, I still have something to say!" “

Zhou Yu saw his face, he was furious, pointed his nose and shouted: "Zhuge Liang, this is not your village, there is only one chance, at your level, what else to say." Come on, drag it down, drag it down! ”

……

Three days later.

Jiangbei Chibi Gaoyuan Army Camp.

Although three days have passed, the legend of the high-range launch rocket is still being talked about by 800,000 soldiers.

However, there are also places of depression in Takato. It's just because a few days ago, Cai Mao and Zhang Yun fought with Jiangdong and didn't win. The generals in the world are all on the side of Soochow, which makes Gao Yuan know the difficulty of winning on the river.

If you can't win, you won't be able to land.

On this day, Gao Yuan convened the military advisers, as well as Cai Mao and Zhang Yun to discuss the matter of crossing the river and fighting.

Cai Mao was very embarrassed, but still said: "Prime Minister, you only need to build warships and train sailors, and it is only a matter of time before you cross the river." ”

Gao Yuan and the military advisors believed that this was true, but no one wanted to cross the river as soon as possible.

Just when Gao Yuan and the military advisors were depressed, a guard walked in and said, "Lord Qiqi, quartermaster Jiang Gan asks to see you." ”

"Jiang Gan?"

Gao Yuan immediately came to the spirit. (To be continued......)