Chapter 86: Deus Ex (2)

Princess Yujiao's nails cut open the mustache's belly like a blade, took out her beating heart, stuffed it into her mouth and chewed it.

Xu Jun felt a chill, swallowed hard and said, "Big sister, how does it taste?" It's unhygienic to eat raw like this, you should make a fire, add some chili cumin and roast it, then the taste is delicious, and it is a great supplement? ”

Princess Yujiao glanced at Xu Jun vigilantly and said, "Who is this idiot and why is he here?" ”

"Idiot!!" Xu Jun almost vomited blood, he finally pretended to have a harmless smiling face, where is it like an idiot, it's just slanderous.

However, this is the territory of Yu Jiao, and people have to bow their heads under the eaves, and he doesn't want to offend this group of monsters.

He laughed, patted Meng Yandong on the shoulder, and hurriedly replied, "Young Master Ben is his father's closed disciple, and he is a good friend. This time, Young Master Ben came to the island on the order of his father to pick him up. ”

Xu Jun winked at Jin Huanfeng, Jin Huanfeng pouted a little angrily, and didn't seem to like Xu Jun deceiving people. But Xu Jun is a scoundrel, where can he change it.

Meng Yandong blinked, Meng Chuhan wanted to take him back, how could this be possible? Although he had little contact with his father, in his impression, Meng Chuhan didn't like him very much, and it was already benevolent and righteous not to kill him. He was just about to ask a question, Xu Jun took out his waist card and shook it in front of his eyes, and he immediately closed his mouth.

The waist card of the Rakshasa Gate has a special mark, which cannot be imitated at all, for the sake of this waist card, Meng Yandong must also help Xu Jun. After all, blood is thicker than water, how to say that he is also the young master of the Rakshasa Gate, where can he not help his family. He nodded at Princess Yujiao, indicating that what Xu Jun said was the truth.

However, Princess Yujiao seemed to look at Xu Jun very unpleasantly, she glared at Xu Jun viciously and said, "You want to snatch my husband, believe it or not, I ate you." ”

Xu Jun's eyes rolled and said: "Hehe, in fact, his father already knows that you are married, and he is very pleased, this time I let Young Master Ben come just to take your daughter-in-law back to have a look." I don't know what Her Royal Highness the princess is called. ”

Xu Jun was full of smiles, Jin Huanfeng covered his head speechlessly, the more he made it up, the more outrageous it became, how could this end.

"Oh, this princess's name is Wei Junfang, it turns out that you idiot took us back, but why are you staring at this princess with old eyes?"

Princess Yujiao is not a pure human being, where does she know Xu Jun's flowery intestines. In addition, she has never lived in the world, and she doesn't know that people's hearts are sinister, so she actually believed Xu Jun's words. This made Xu Jun collapse for a while, what kind of IQ is this, if it is so full of loopholes, the couple actually believed it. God, how could he feel guilty?

"That's because the princess is beautiful and moving, and the country is beautiful, and she is fascinated by it in the next one, and she can't help but look at it twice."

Xu Jun felt that he was about to vomit, this was so fake that even he couldn't believe it. He didn't discriminate against other people's looks, every girl is an angel, and every girl has her beautiful side. The key is that respecting girls doesn't mean that you can tell lies, but you have to say that you are beautiful, where is this respect, it is clearly ill-intentioned.

"Hehe, even if you idiot has eyesight, this princess is the first beauty of the Yujiao clan, I don't know how many sturdy Jiaoren chase this princess."

"That is, it is a blessing to be able to witness the beauty of Her Royal Highness the princess with your own eyes."

Xu Jun was full of smiles, and he didn't know what the hell he was thinking. It's not the first time he's been called an idiot. Many people always like to think subjectively and make a fuss about superficial phenomena, but they don't know that they are fools when they treat others as idiots.

"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others and can't see through it..."Life is too short, why do you have to be serious and have a straight face?

What Xu Jun did was actually just an attitude to life, and it had nothing to do with IQ. He was born a little cynical, even if he was eighty years old, he still had this virtue, he couldn't change it, and there was no need to change it. What's so bad about being an old urchin, why live so painfully?

The bright moonlight shone on the white earth, and the sea shone with a silver light. The sky gradually turned yellow, and Xu Jun ushered in his own night on Alcatraz Island.

Princess Yujiao sent fresh and fat six sea fish, as well as a skin of spirits. Xu Jun was eating grilled fish, drinking spirits, looking at the blue sea and clouds and the waves on the opposite side, and he was a little stupid for a while. If you can live like this unfettered for a lifetime, it will be a kind of happiness.

It's a pity that a series of ill-intentioned eyes ruined this beautiful atmosphere. I don't know when, Xu Jun was already surrounded by disciples of the Demon Gate.

Whether it's day or night, the smoke and fire will attract enemies, Xu Jun is not unaware of this, but the raw fish is too unpalatable, only the island people can swallow it, and he can't enjoy it.

"Mother, there are so many flies everywhere, what the. of nasty. ”

"Xianggong, I said I wouldn't let you make a fire, but you didn't listen. If we had hid in the secret passages and eaten raw fish, we wouldn't have had such trouble. ”

"What do you know as a woman, Young Master Ben has his own clever plan."

Xu Jun sneered, and the underground secret passage connected to the Yujiao Palace at the bottom of the sea, where there were thousands of Yujiao warriors. It's just that they have never participated in human fights, and occasionally humans found them on Alcatraz Island, and they were also torn alive and swallowed alive, and there would be no scum left, so the news that there were fish Jiao on Alcatraz Island has not been discovered.

Xu Jun's personality has always been able to bend and stretch, and he would rather die than give in when there is no benefit, and he can fashion his grandson if he has benefits. He grovelled in front of Princess Yujiao, so naturally he would not have any good intentions. The combat effectiveness of the Yujiao warriors is extremely strong, and coupled with the large number of them, once dispatched, they can easily kill everyone on the island. Meng Yandong and Princess Yujiao are having dinner with Queen Yujiao and will be back soon. When the time comes, I will beat the little one of Princess Yujiao, and I am not afraid that the old one will not come out.

However, to Xu Jun's surprise, the enemy had not yet attacked, and Xu Huixu dragged a lame leg and staggered through the night.

She looked a little wolf, her clothes were torn and unkempt, and she had obviously suffered a lot. She a. Sitting opposite Xu Jun, he picked up a fresh fish on the fire and munched on it.

"Who are you? Who let you eat our fish? "Jin Huanfeng's face is not good, women are born with beautiful people. Sex is resistant, it's nature. Although she is so gentle and obedient to Xu Jun, she is definitely not so polite to others.

Xu Huizhu glanced at Jin Huanfeng, and said angrily: "Who am I You have to ask him, before coming to Alcatraz Island, I only left his bed." ”

The leather bag containing the wine in Xu Jun's hand snapped to the ground, and his face was dazed. Xu Huizhu didn't lie, before she came, she did stay in Xu Jun's bed for one night, but the key problem was that Xu Jun didn't enter the house at all!

"Xianggong, you, how can you do this. No, I'm going to kill her. Jin Huanfeng's face changed drastically, and he pounced on Xu Huixu viciously. Xu Jun hurriedly stood in front of her, hugged her tightly, and yelled at Xu Hui: "Damn, can we not talk halfway, okay, Young Master Ben didn't enter the house at all, don't you have nothing to do." ”

"You really didn't go inside?"

"Young Master Ben really didn't enter the house."

"Yes, good"

Jin Huanfeng regained his calmness, and Xu Jun finally breathed a sigh of relief. Although he didn't want to admit that Jin Huanfeng was his wife, if Jin Huanfeng could really believe him so generously, it would be good to have a wife who would not be jealous.

He let go of his arms, just wanting to ask Xu Huizhu what happened to him. Jin Huanfeng suddenly pounced on Xu Hui again and said, "It's strange to believe you!" ”

"I'm..."Xu Jun was completely dizzy, what is this, how can women be so virtuous.

He was between Jin Huanfeng and Xu Huixu, and before he could speak, he was slapped with four or five feet and two slaps, fortunately he had a blood body of ten thousand souls, otherwise he would have to be beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.

He looked at the two women who were in a ball and said, "Uncle, Young Master Ben doesn't care, hit hard, kill Young Master Ben and collect the bodies for the two of you." ”

Xu Jun snorted and covered his face, and a short, fat, and pimple-ridden man suddenly walked towards him and said, "I really didn't expect that in this kind of ghost place, I could see two superb beauties, I am really blessed..."

Xu Junzheng had nowhere to send his belly, and suddenly saw such an ugly thing, and suddenly said angrily: "Get out..."

Xiaopang's complexion changed, and he smiled cruelly: "Don't worry, it's your turn soon, your head is worth 100,000 taels of gold, and after she finishes it, I'll cut off your head for gold, remember my name, my name is Xiaopang." ”

The women of the Jin family, if their appearance has changed greatly because of the cultivation of the Heavenly Remnant Technique, they are 100% peerless beauties. As long as their martial arts are abolished, they will return to their former appearance, and they will be more beautiful, which Xiaopang knows very well, who called him good for this.

Xu Jun hated so much that the roots of his teeth itched, he looked around, picked up a stone that looked relatively flat, and suddenly looked into the distance in surprise and said, "Hey, how can there be so many ships coming to Alcatraz Island." ”

Xiaopang snorted coldly and said: "The tricks I used when I was a child, I was really uncreative, did you think that this would give me a chance to sneak up on me." ”

Chubby sneered and glanced back, and suddenly opened his mouth stupidly. On the sea, a group of black warships sailed towards Alcatraz Island in the wind and waves, and there were hundreds of them.

"You're not stupid, you're stupid." Xu Jun jumped up suddenly, slapped Xiaopang to the ground with a brick, and rode on Xiaopang's body to be flattened.

"Your uncle, if you don't get out, then die..." Xu Jun went crazy and smashed wildly, until he burst Xiaopang's two eyeballs. But he was still a little unrelievable, he bit on the throat of the little fat with a hideous bite, and forcibly pulled out the little fat throat with his tongue.

He stood up, wiped a handful of blood from the corner of his mouth, and said, "Grass, this young master is much more comfortable now." ”

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