Chapter 85: Deus Ex (1)
Meng Yandong gritted his teeth, and seemed to have made great determination to say: "No matter what you say, I still can't go with you, unless you bring my wife."
Xu Jun just took a sip of water and almost choked to death when he heard this. His eyes widened in surprise and said, "MyGod, Young Master Ben heard me right, you still have a wife!" ”
Xu Jun completely collapsed, this world is too crazy, and all the rats are given to the enemy. Enemy. I'm afraid to be a bride. What does this have to look like to find such a husband?
Meng Yandong glanced at Xu Jun and said a little shyly: "Love always comes when you don't expect it, and I can't help it." ”
Xu Jun glanced at the steamed bun in his hand and decided not to eat it, because he wanted to vomit, if this was said from the mouth of a personable man in white, it would be fine. Abnormal. The shape came out of his mouth, why did he sound so awkward.
"What about your wife?" Jin Huanfeng asked.
"She went up there to find water, and I can't drink seawater."
"Is there a water source up there?" Xu Jun frowned, and said in his heart: "Nonsense, of course you can't drink seawater, can your wife drink it?" ”
"No, but there will always be people who bring some clear water to the island, and if you kill these people, you will have water to drink."
"Your wife is quite powerful, so let's go."
"So, you promised to take me and my wife with you."
"It's really long-winded, hurry up." Everyone has the heart of gossip. Xu Jun was particularly curious about Meng Yandong's wife's appearance, and hurriedly urged Meng Yandong to go on the road.
The three of them followed the underground secret passage, turned around eight corners, passed four intersections, and finally returned to the ground without danger. Xu Jun was stunned, fortunately Meng Yandong led the way, otherwise he and Jin Huanfeng might not be able to get out, and they would have to be dizzy.
He secretly wrote down the route he came out, and thought in his heart that he would turn around and find a boat, come here to explore the treasures, and pull out all the gold and silver treasures in Meng Yandong's mouth. Then he will be a monopoly at that time, will he still use him to report revenge in person? Hire a large number of killers to assassinate Guiguzi 24 hours a day, and if you can't kill him, he will annoy him.
The exit of the underground secret passage is located in a bush, which is very hidden and cannot be imagined by ordinary people. As soon as Xu Jun and the three of them stepped on the ground, they heard a burst of ill-intentioned . Lewd. Laughter, this laughter is rampant and evil, and it is not good.
Xu Jun made a booing motion, signaling Meng Yandong and Jin Huanfeng not to go out first, the three of them hid in the grass, looked out through the gap in the weeds, and saw seven or eight men surrounding a thin girl, full of faces. Lewd laughter.
"Beast" Jin Huanfeng couldn't help but wanted to rush out, but was dragged back by Xu Jun.
"Let the old man come to this kind of thing, you are a woman's family, you fight and kill all day long, it's too bad for the scenery, stay here honestly, look at this young master mine."
Xu Jun straightened his clothes and hair, and took out a bronze mirror to take a look at his face, which made Jin Huanfeng and Meng Yandong surprised for a while, not knowing what he was doing.
"What to look at, I don't know that as a handsome guy, you have to pay attention to your image anytime and anywhere." Xu Jun shook off his long flowing hair, felt proud for a while, and said in his heart: "It's finally time for Young Master Ben to appear, this kind of scene of heroes saving beauty, Young Master Ben has been looking forward to it for a long time." ”
A mustache with a roe deer licked his lips and said, "Boss, brothers haven't opened meat for a long time, this ** ugly is a little ugly, but the figure is quite good. Seductive. Anyway, it's like turning off the lights, it's a big deal to cover her head and let the brothers. Refreshing. Cool, hey, hey, hey, ......".
"Smack...". The tall middle-aged man who was called the boss shook his hand and slapped the mustache and said: "You are so shameless, I hate you the most for being raped directly, and you have no technical content at all." We are the Eight Wild Heroes. God, how can you bully women? But looking at her ugly appearance, I guess I haven't tasted a man. Happy. Woman. A taste of love. Your boss and I have always been kind, so do good deeds today and make her feel refreshed... Hahaha".
"Yes, yes, Boss wise, we're doing good. You come first, you're done, brothers come back .........". The mustache grovels and has a full face. Cheap. Laugh. These eight people are famous for the Demon Gate. Flower thief, not very good at kung fu, but proficient in stealing. Fragrant. Stealing jade, making good use of incense, raped many innocent women, and even did not let go of the female disciples of his own sect, which caused public indignation, and was exiled to Alcatraz Island by his respective sects, and he was not allowed to return to the mainland for the rest of his life.
However, this girl exudes a strong fishy smell all over her body, and even Xu Jun not far away can smell it, and ordinary people are definitely not interested. The eight men had apparently been on the island for too long, and they were drooling at the sight of the sows.
"What do you want to do...". The girl raised her head, revealing her face. Xu Jun was so frightened that he almost cried out.
Xu Jun couldn't describe the horror of this face in words, the girl's face was simply a combination of angels and demons, Xu Jun really couldn't figure out how there could be such a look in this world that made his back cold.
The left half of the girl's face is as beautiful as a fairy, and her azure eyes are radiant. The right half of his face was covered with a thin layer of scales, and his blood-red eyes exuded an evil aura. This is definitely not the face that humans should have.
Xu Jun sighed, this kind of goods can be used, these eight people are really not ordinarily strong., he deeply admires.
"Your wife can't be her, right?" Xu Jun suddenly frowned and asked Meng Yandong in a low voice.
Meng Yandong nodded a little shyly, like a lover. The young man who opened for the first time made Xu Jun feel a chill. God is fair, behind every woman, there will always be a man waiting silently. These two monsters are really made in heaven, a natural pair.
However, Xu Jungang is still full of confidence and wants to be a hero to save the United States, but now he can't arouse the slightest interest like a deflated ball. He said weakly: "Young Master Ben doesn't want to go out, so you should go out and save people." ”
Jin Huanfeng glared at Xu Jun speechlessly, and said in his heart: "Lang Jun cares so much about appearance, if I can't restore my previous appearance, it will be difficult to keep his heart, can I really only abandon my martial arts and restore my previous appearance?" ”
The girl suddenly spoke, "Drain the water and let you leave alive." ”
The Eight Savage Greats. The lewd god was stunned for a moment, and then laughed. The eldest of the eight people swallowed a mouthful of saliva impatiently and said: "Brothers, don't waste time, first break her mouth open, let her blow a horn for the uncle, be careful, don't let her bite me, whoever is good, the chrysanthemum is rewarded to whom"
"Thank you, boss" Sanbian is not as good as a circle, and the seven people can open chrysanthemums when they hear it, they grinned excitedly, and rushed to the girl with a strange scream. Bullying, folding. Grinding a woman is a pleasure. What you want is for the other party to resist fiercely, and what's the fun if you don't resist.
"Die" The girl's evil eyes suddenly bloomed with a cold light, and she took out a dagger and rushed out of the ground, her speed was extremely fast, Xu Jun only saw a shadow flashing, and the dagger had been stabbed in the stomach of the boss.
Blood and money rained, and the girl licked the blood on the dagger, as if she enjoyed the taste of blood very much.
"Damn, stinky bitch, she killed the boss..."The seven took out their weapons and angrily approached the girl.
"Little bitch, I'm going to **** you today...". The mustache said as he undressed, already impatient to taste the girl's. Chrysanthemum up.
"Leave this bitch alone for now, stop the bleeding for me...". The boss who fell to the ground was not yet breathing, he pulled the hem of his mustache's trousers and looked at the mustache pleadingly.
"** go die, Lao Tzu has put up with you for a long time, and you dare to beat me, fuck...". This mustache, who just nodded and said yes, suddenly changed into an arrogant face. Kicking the boss lying on the ground is a hard kick, and after kicking, he didn't forget to spit on a mouthful of spit, so he almost didn't open the zipper and sprinkled a splash of yellow urine.
The six people next to him were surprised for a while, but then they smiled and said: "This old thing has always been powerful, we have long seen that he is not pleasing to the eye, and you will be the boss in the future, and we will all listen to you." ”
Jin Huanfeng couldn't stand it anymore, she was just about to go out, Meng Yandong suddenly opened her mouth and whispered: "Sister, don't you go out, she hates others to rob her prey the most?" ”
"Prey??" Xu Jun and Jin Huanfeng glanced at each other, and each other's faces were full of words? No., at a loss. However, they immediately knew what prey was.
The girl's laughter was quite sharp and extremely harsh, which made people particularly uncomfortable to hear. She suddenly half-sat on the ground and laughed maniacally.
"Is she scared stupid and crazy?"
"Whatever, that's better, I haven't played crazy women yet..."
"You stupid idiots, this princess has promised her husband not to eat human flesh, why do you have to. What about seducing this princess? The thin scales on the right half of the girl's face are rapidly spreading and covering her whole body at a terrifying speed, and in the blink of an eye, she has turned into a terrifying alien with scales all over her body.
"Damn, youkai..." The lewd thief was so frightened that his legs and stomach were weak, and even Xu Jun, who was hiding in the grass, was dumbfounded. What is your sister doing, is it possible to become the fifth part of the Devil Terminator?
"You filthy guys, you want to defile the noble body of this princess, do you like to play with women very much, then the princess will make you never be a man again for the rest of your life." After the girl finished speaking, like a phantom, she appeared in front of the seven prostitutes.
A terrible scream sounded, and before the seven thieves could figure out what was going on, the second brother had already separated from him.
Xu Jun grabbed his mouth with both hands in shock, subconsciously clamped his legs and said, "Uncle, your wife is too ruthless, right?" Why does she call herself a princess? ”
Meng Yandong's face turned red, and he said a little shyly: "She is the princess of the Jiao clan, and I am a concubine." ”
"Damn..."Xu Jun collapsed, what kind of mess, the fish Jiao he killed was still the subordinate of the little girl in front of him. But this Yujiao princess is not like pure. Seed. Ahh He asked tentatively: "Your wife's parents are both fish Jiao?" ”
Meng Yandong shook his head and said, "No, her father is a human being, and her mother is a fish Jiao." Jiao women have always liked to intermarry with humans, and they like human men. If you want to marry a Jiao woman, I can introduce you to her sister to you. However, you are too ugly to know if they want to or not. ”
"Hey, uncle, you dare to take the opportunity to scold me..."Xu Jun gasped, hating the root of his teeth. What kind of aesthetic is this, no matter how he looks at it, he is stylish, an absolutely handsome guy, what kind of eyes.
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