Section 15 See the county order to oppose the guest
Brother Wu Gong was not arrested in the county government, but he voluntarily went to get the exact official information about the Beauty Valley by virtue of the daring conditions of the artist.
As soon as he arrived at the county office, he caught the drum quickly, and after a while, the sound of shouting "mighty" came, and the martial arts brother walked into the lobby, and the county commander saw the fast catcher behind him, and the shocking wood in his hand stopped in mid-air, and the county commander knew that he was in trouble, so he reluctantly put down the shocking wood, and asked in a trembling voice: "Who is in the hall, why are you here?" ”
The county order knows that this person is strong, his eyes are like torches, not like being caught quickly, but as if he was subdued and brought by him, under normal circumstances, there is only one possibility, that is, this person's martial arts are far above the fast catch, and the wolf-like fast catcher on weekdays has become a docile cat at this time, no, has become a timid mouse.
The head catcher said: "This person's martial arts are extremely high, and he claims to be a royal vein!" ”
When I heard the county order, I was shocked, and when I looked up, I saw that it was a tiger, dignified in appearance, and noble in temperament. He stood up tremblingly, propped his hands on the desk, and asked, "Since you are a member of the royal family, do you have any credentials?" ”
"No credentials!" Brother Wu Gong replied with a smile.
"If you are a royal family, how can you have no evidence?" The county magistrate seemed to have grasped the handle, and he was much more energetic, and asked bravely, "If this is the case, wouldn't anyone be able to call themselves royal, and the world is not in chaos?" ”
"Okay!" Brother Wugong was still smiling and arched his hand, "Can you tell me, what kind of credentials should the royal family bring when they go out, customs clearance documents, national seals, or birth certificates?" ”
The county order is becoming more and more certain, this person is definitely not a royal family, is there anyone in the royal family who is so stupid that they don't know what to rely on? So, the county magistrate asked: "How can the royal family go on business, how can there be no access to Guan Wen?" ”
"The county order of Runai District also deserves to know the inside story?" Brother Wugong teased, clasped his fists with both hands and said, "My emperor ordered me to work secretly." How can you let you know, and you weigh and weigh, whether it is enough or not? ”
The county magistrate was dumbfounded, and he had a judgment in his heart, this person is none other than a liar, and he is a clever liar, making up lies, there is no way to verify, and there is no leakage. So he said: "How can you win the trust of people if you have no evidence?" ”
"You are my royal servant. Diligent and hard-working, don't be embarrassed by you. Brother Wu Gong said thoughtful words, pointed sideways at the catchers and said, "You can ask them, it's not that they arrested me, but I came voluntarily to seek official confirmation!" ”
The county magistrate had no choice but to ask: "What is the letter?" ”
"Excuse me, who is the county order?" Brother Wu Gong asked.
"Locals!" After the prefectural order answered. looked at each other with strange eyes, "Don't you have to play tricks in front of this county, set up a lot, and climb the same township." Asking to turn a blind eye? ”
"What's so hard about opening and closing your eyes?" Brother Wugong said, stretched out his right hand to grab the catcher's head, and the index finger and middle finger of his left hand were crossed to face the eyes of the catcher. Smiling, "Do you want to see how you can make him open and close?" ”
"Stop!" The prefectural order finally grabbed the shocking wood. Throwing it at Brother Wugong, Brother Wugong pushed the head catcher forward, grabbed his hand and stretched it out, turned the direction of his arm, and caught the shocking wood with the knife in his hand, and the county commander looked there, "You, how dare you use martial arts to look down on the lobby, extremely bold, fast, fast, fast, ......"
The people in the lobby didn't know what the county order was going to say, and after waiting for a while, the county order blushed, and finally shouted: "Give him a seat, let him sit down, and answer the county's questions well." ”
"I'm here to ask you!" Brother Wugong sat down and said, "Since you are a local person, can you know about the Beauty Valley?" ”
The county order is also a clever person, what is so difficult about this, he pointed to the head catcher beside Brother Wugong and said: "You take a good look at him, how is it different from ordinary people, and what are its characteristics?" ”
After being reminded, Brother Wugong carefully observed the head catcher sideways, and was really surprised, this person is completely a beautiful woman, with bright teeth and red lips, translucent skin, and full of water, it is simply the beautiful face of the aunt, placed on the body of a man, Brother Wugong said, it is a pity for this kind of person to catch quickly!
"You are a beautiful person from the valley?" Brother Wu Gong asked, "Can you get acquainted with my aunt?" ”
"You're asking about my aunt, the person who married the royal uncle and brother?" The head catcher asked in surprise.
"How offended, I hope to understand!" Brother Wugong apologized and asked, "Since you are a prince, why do you want to catch heads, don't you give in, can't you ......?" Brother Wugong pointed to the county order, held it for a long time, and couldn't say anything, just snorted fiercely and glared at the county order.
The county magistrate suddenly felt half a cut shorter, squeaked for a long time and couldn't hold back his words, his face was flushed, and he was a little scared, the voice seemed to come out of the cracks on the ground, and it made people goosebumps: "I've tried my best to take care of him!" ”
"Your Excellency seems to be a little cold, go down and rest!" Brother Wugong smiled happily, and when the county order was at a loss, Brother Wugong joked, "Is there a problem with the hearing of adults?" ”
The county order is sweating profusely, but fortunately, the master is still shrewd, and he handed the county order a handkerchief for the answer: "The county lord is well versed in the principle of listening to the light, and listening to the dark, good at listening to the voice of the people, acting fully reflects the people's will, and there is indeed a people-oriented idea proposed by the court, otherwise, how can the county be governed by a harmonious government, all industries are prosperous, and the people are safe?" ”
"That's right, what Brother Ben saw along the way is indeed as the master said!" Brother Wu Gong praised him, and then asked, "Haven't you heard about the royal family coming to the county to visit relatives and friends?" ”
Everyone in the lobby looked at each other, even the woman's head catcher was at a loss.
When Brother Wu Gong asked him with his eyes, he shook his head and said: "I am more than thirty years old, when my aunt got married, I was a childish child who learned to speak, I never remembered any beautiful weddings, and I didn't see my uncle come to visit. ”
"Yes, yes!" Brother Wugong patted him on the shoulder, "Okay, you and I are relatives, so things will be much easier." ”
"Have you ever been obedient to martial arts?" Brother Wugong asked affectionately, "It's the one who doesn't love the country and doesn't love the beauty, prefers martial arts, and becomes a Shaolin monk!" ”
The county commander looked at the master, pointed to the martial arts brother, and then pointed to the head catcher.
"Verify my identity and see if I can be a monk, right?" Brother Wugong understood the meaning of the county order and explained, "I am not a person who has received ordination, nor do I have any precept scars, but I am a lay disciple. ”
The catchers praised the martial arts of Brother Wu. The county order was also relaxed, he asked the master to pick up the shocking wood back, and said with a little pride: "When we meet, I know that Brother is by no means an idle person, how ingenious it is to throw the shocking wood, and I will know that Brother is a martial arts wizard and a martial arts master!" ”
"Brother is disturbing today, I have a reluctant request, can you and everyone present agree?" Brother Wugong said sincerely, "Listen to the truth, don't tell others about today's matter, this matter is related to the royal secrets, if it is leaked, it is a great crime of disobedience to our emperor, and the end must not be repeated!" ”
A small county in a remote place, where the ancestors have lived in a small world for generations, and are also hindered by the Beauty Valley, how can there be an opportunity to open their eyes, scare and scare, and they can't help but get nervous, and the county order takes the lead in swearing that the martial arts brother will be comfortable and proud.
"My lord, I can borrow someone from you, can I?" So, Brother Wu Gong begged, "After the task assigned by my emperor is completed, it will be returned immediately!" ”
"Lend me Jiao'er to catch her head, right?" The county order flattered and said, "It is a great honor to contribute to the emperor, how can it be stingy, let the elder brother send it!" (To be continued......)