It is said that when the martial arts brother met the emperor, the emperor would not believe what he said with the smell of alcohol, but it was inconvenient to say it explicitly, and it became a euphemistic advice.

Brother Wugong came home, after he asked his parents to say goodbye, after a little conversation, he entered his bedroom, he thought about it, and blamed himself, how can he be so reckless, so hasty, the emperor regards it as a big thing, you martial idiot actually treat it as a child's play, how can it be so reasonable, there is a negative trust of my emperor, you should really fight! So, he slapped himself the buttocks.

He made up his mind, packed his bags, and set off the next day, for the emperor's trust, and also to travel the world, take a good look at this magical beauty valley, and see if it is as rumored to be, rich in stunning beauties.

Packed up, Brother Wugong went to the living room to accompany his parents, chatted with tea, for the sake of secrecy, did not mention the matter of Beauty Valley, but the hearts of his parents are all over the world, and the meaning of his parents is everywhere.

After going to bed, Brother Wugong lay on the bed, smiling for no reason, whether it was a mockery, a smile of knowing his heart, a smile to change his original intention, or a smile to return the vulgarity, he couldn't tell, he couldn't tell.

To be honest, she saw that her aunt was nearly fifty years old, and there was no trace of time, and the charm was indeed the same, and it was so beautiful that it was fascinating, salivating, at least heartbeat.

Brother Wugong even thought of the wife of the leading brother, it is certain that she and her aunt are aunts and nephews, just as beautiful, as charming, and as attractive as countless eyes who love beauty and cherish beauty.

Brother Wugong shook his head, his heart rose with the feeling of longing for beauty, hey, why do you need to be accompanied by green lanterns, why do you need to carry the rules and precepts on your body, and entangle them like poisonous snakes to make people breathless? Hey, how difficult it is to persevere, Brother Wugong thought. If there is an affair, I really don't know if I can bear it.

"Don't be arbitrary, don't be far-fetched, you must not be in vain, and you must decide according to the facts." The next day, Brother Wugong went to bid farewell to the emperor, and the emperor repeatedly advised, "If it is true, report it urgently; If it is not true, it can be handed over at any time. ”

Martial arts brother has an order. Quietly left the palace and went straight to the hook railing. On the way, he met Liu Sanchang, and Sanbian handed Brother Wugong a sketch of silk calligraphy, and said with a smile: "I suspect that there is indeed a place for this dream, and the tentative name is Golden Phoenix!" ”

Brother Wugong also wanted to verify the specific address, but Liu Sanbian's answer made Brother Wugong a little disappointed, he just guessed: "There must be many beauties here, and there may be wars because of beauties." And there is a big stage on the street, which is estimated to be in the Fujian area. That's why I'm trying my best to do this continuous show. ”

"Well, it's rare to whisper with you, and prevaricate friends with such nothingness. It's not interesting. Brother Wugong has always been good friends with Brother Wugong, and they regard each other as nobles destined for fate, he suddenly asked Liu Sanbian, "Can two or three be considered many?" ”

Liu San shook his head. And the martial arts elder brother shook his head and said: "Good and good, I have to be rewarded with the donor's information, and the little monk has thanked me." Go sightseeing! With that, he disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Brother Wugong actually knows it, he thinks that Auntie's hometown is the place to be found, but unfortunately, Auntie can't tell the specific situation, only knows that Beauty Valley is a county system, as for how far it is and where it is, I don't know.

Brother Wugong is very comfortable, he is not like an ordinary monk who goes all the way to the fate, thanks all the way, Brother Wugong is a person who practices martial arts, he uses one and a half moves to give it to those who need it, do not want the title of master and apprentice, as long as he is full of gratitude and wine, meat and rice.

Of course, after all, Brother Wugong is a responsible person, he values the emperor's trust very much, and he came all the way, and soon arrived in a small city, in order to find out the news, he found a famous teahouse, and sure enough, there were many tea customers, three religions and nine streams, and the news was naturally flying all over the sky.

Brother Wu Gong joined a table of young tea guests, and they chatted and laughed constantly. Brother Wugong introduced himself and said that he was a layman who was a monk and mainly played around. After getting acquainted with each other, I inquired about a very elaborate stage on the street, and it had some origins.

A tea guest was surprised: "Monk, a person outside the party, it stands to reason that you should not ask about mundane things, let alone have anything to do with women, you monk, are you a monk of wine and meat?" ”

Of course, Brother Wugong understands the hidden meaning of this wine and meat monk, he thinks it's too sarcastic, you open your eyes and see, I was born noble, I have been educated since I was a child, I am devout to the Buddha, I have already converted to the Buddha, although I eat meat and drink, but I am definitely not close to women, you dare to treat Brother Ben as a flower thief!

However, the martial arts brother is fun, good-tempered, and martial, so he didn't want to make trouble, and explained: "My relatives are from this place, and I went to visit, but I didn't know the way, so I asked for advice." ”

"Even if they are relatives, they don't know the way, who can they deceive!" Another tea guest asked, "What is the real intention of inquiring from the truth, so as not to suffer from the flesh and skin?" ”

The tea guest stood up and shouted out the door: "Come on, business has come to the door!" ”

"You monk really don't know what to do, you don't even know how to catch fast!" The man just now said a little proudly, "This person is a well-known catcher, who has developed a fiery eye, and a martial arts that makes criminals fearful, whether it is a turtle or a king, there is only one end!" ”

"It's best to catch fast, law enforcers, talk about the rules!" Brother Wugong was still smiling, and when he saw three sword-wielding officials coming in from outside the door, all of them were five big and three thick, and they didn't look at people in their eyes, and went straight to the person who gave the command just now, and as soon as the person pointed at Brother Wugong, the three of them waved their knives and stepped forward, shouting in unison, "Stand up, tie your hands and arrest them, and avoid the pain of flesh and skin!" ”

How could Brother Wugong be intimidated by this, he still explained with a smile: "It's also illegal to go to relatives and not know the way?" Tell me, what kind of law is this? ”

The person who gave the command could not be distinguished, to lock the throat of Brother Wugong, Brother Wugong bent down to avoid, the man slashed his palm to the collarbone of Brother Wugong, Brother Wugong slanted his shoulder, the man had to use two hands to solve Brother Wugong's right arm, how could he be Brother Wugong's opponent, lightly sink his elbow, leaned on the situation, and that one was shocked away.

The man rubbed his hands and said, "You're welcome, this person is fierce, take it!" ”

Brother Wugong smiled unabated, still tasting tea, but the three knives threatened him, he fell backwards, the teacup was thrown into the air, the knife light flashed to the teacup, Brother Wugong quickly jumped up, knocked the knife like lightning, took the cup in his hand, took a sip, and smacked his lips.

This move angered the four catchers, but they were helpless. The leader spoke: "This is the world of the Great Song Dynasty, how can you allow a single martial arts to run rampant in the world, or go with us to the Yamen to see the officials!" ”

"It's not difficult to see an official, but wait for me to tell me, is this place rich in beauties?" Brother Wugong felt that it was inappropriate when he spoke, so he stuck out his tongue and changed his words, "Is there a stage on the street, a luxurious stage?" ”

"The exchange is fair!" A tea guest presided over justice, "Tell the truth, go to the yamen to serve the law, and the two are suitable!" ”

"Yes, just do what this guest officer says!" Brother Wugong still smiled, "What if I go to the Yamen?" This Great Song Dynasty is my family, what can I do? ”

"It's okay to sue you crazy monk!" The leader told him, "This town is not qualified to build a stage on the street, about 100 miles away from here, there is an ancient town, called the Valley of Beauty, and there is indeed a stage on the street." ”

"Let's go! Words count! The other three shouted.

There were many people watching the excitement, and they hugged Brother Wugong and went to the yamen. The leader of the hunt took advantage of the unpreparedness of the martial arts brother and attacked from behind, how could the martial arts brother fall into his way, do you think it is an ordinary martial artist?

Brother Wugong felt a chill hit behind him, and said loudly: "How did the little pebble get into the shoes!" "Squatting over, the sneak attack was too fierce, and he couldn't stop it, and he hit the back of the knife on the side of the martial arts brother, and even the person flew out with the knife, and the person couldn't get up for half a day!

Brother Wugong's performance was both interesting and tasteful, which made the audience feel both unexpected and reasonable, both ecstatic and sweaty. (To be continued......)