Episode 38: [Thunder and Rain]

Chapter 38: [Thunder and Rain] (If the previous content makes you laugh and enjoy yourself, dear readers, please add this book to your bookshelf.) The plot in the back has already made me spray rice first, and I don't think it will disappoint you! )

Lao Li's face turned black and red.

This muddy boy actually used his out as a shield. Lao Li's rebuilding of the temple to pray for the queen was originally hidden from the queen, and with the queen's temperament, she naturally didn't want Lao Li to do this, so of course she didn't agree. This is not a good time to ask the queen, if the queen gets angry and makes her health worse, it will be bad.

In addition, the queen loves this boy very much, and in this little matter, the queen will not hesitate to stand on the side of the boy, and it will not succeed if she asks herself.

Of course, all this is just a consideration and assumption from all sides, and Lao Li naturally would not do such a naïve thing to ask the queen face-to-face.

So things have entered a dead end, you can't ask the queen about things, and you can't say to this muddy boy and the queen in front of hundreds of officials, then it's a bit of a slap in the queen's face.

Old Li Yingmu stared at Li Chengqian, who was pretending to be cute below, took a deep breath, and said, "Okay, this matter is ...... Wait until you ask the queen before we talk about it. "I say so, but if I want to ask in private, it's Lao Li's business, who dares to reveal Lao Li's bottom?

Good! Li Chengqian screamed in his heart.

is worthy of Lao Li, who found himself a step down in one sentence, and also gave Li Chengqian, who was depressed to death, a step down. He hurriedly shouted with his hand: "Father is wise! ”

What is wise, Li Chengqian hurriedly sat down, leaving room for others to imagine.

This episode passed, the court meeting continued, and all kinds of national affairs were read out of the mouths of various officials. The things that the officials wanted to play were written down in a notebook hidden in their big sleeves, and when everyone wanted to play a book, they took out a notebook from their sleeves and read it to the script. It seems that this habit is not only possessed by modern officials, but also by ancient officials.

However, Li Chengqian believes that the speech draft is not a bad thing, but a product of humanized civilization.

Like now, these officials are standing on the Taiji Palace, facing the great emperor Lao Li, as well as the Prime Minister Fang Xuanling, Vice Chairman Li Jing, Minister of National Defense, and what other officials...... In front of these senior officials, the officials have no speeches, they forget their words for a while, and their thinking is stuck due to nervousness. Could it be that a major national event is ignored because officials are nervous?

It's different when you have a speech, even if you're nervous, you always have a straight line of thinking about the script!

So before Li Chengqian crossed over, he always heard some young people who had committed two crimes laughing at the village officials, county officials, mayors, etc., who had to read the script, and wanted to tell them that the officials were not actors, and they would be nervous in front of the camera. Are you happy? Officials reading the speech does not show the incompetence of the officials, they just want to make things go more smoothly.

Damn, it's far away, Li Chengqian grinned and ran away!

But this is exactly his current state, just listen and don't interject, of course the active mind will run away casually!

I don't know how long it took, Li Chengqian suddenly heard that someone had made an off-script speech, oh no, he just didn't have a manuscript at all!

That person is Cheng Yasha!

"Your Majesty, the minister Cheng Zhijie thinks that the prince has lost his soul and is no longer capable of being the prince, please make another prince for Your Majesty!" Cheng Yasha straightened his neck and said.

This sentence was like a thunderclap hitting Li Chengqian's head, and he raised his head in astonishment, he didn't expect that someone would want to abolish his crown prince.

A hand next to him patted Li Chengqian's shoulder, Li Chengqian turned around, it was Li Xiaogong, he shook his head with a light smile on Li Chengqian, signaling him not to be impulsive.

"Cheng Zhijie, the old man is admonishing His Majesty not to use force against Goryeo, why are you blocking it?" An old man official pointed at Cheng Yasha with a trembling hand and asked.

Cheng Yasha straightened his neck and hummed: "Yes, I also have a book to play, we each say our own thing, you say I stop you, then I also say that you stop me." Why did you stop me? ”

The old man's face was red with anger, "Where did I stop you, I ......"

"Who said no, aren't you stopping me, you interrupted me halfway through my speech!"

"You interrupted me first!"

"I didn't see it, I only saw you interrupting me."

"You first!"

"You go first."

"You ...... first"

"You go first."

The corners of Li Chengqian's mouth twitched, what is the situation?

Looking at Li Xiaogong, he gave Li Chengqian a slightly calm look.

Cheng Yasha and the old man quarreled for a long time, the old man's lung capacity was not as good as the evil man, and he quickly lost his breath, and then Lao Li spoke up: "Don't be annoyed by the king, don't be noisy with Cheng Qing." This matter has been discussed for a long time, and this is the end of today. ”

The prime minister, surnamed Wang, didn't have the strength to continue speaking at this time, so he reluctantly sat down under Lao Li's gentle persuasion.

Li Chengqian saw that something magical had happened, and Lao Li only let the old Prime Minister Wang sit down, but did not let Cheng Yasha sit down. Seeing that Lao Wang hadn't sat down yet, Cheng Yasha slammed down, and the old Wang, who was so helpless to sit down, was so angry that he almost couldn't breathe, and opened his mouth wide to make a ho-ho sound.

This...... That's it?

Li Chengqian's forehead was full of question marks, wasn't Cheng Yasha dissatisfied with himself, didn't he propose to abolish himself, how could he quarrel with an old man, forget it?

I was scared to death by him, and he just patted his ass like this?

Thunder and rain?

"The prince is weird." Next to him, Li Xiaogong whispered.

Li Chengqian opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't go to Li Xiaogong to break the casserole and ask in the end.

"What else is going on? …… Let's retreat. Lao Li asked, and then announced that he was separated.

"Wait for the resignation!" The hundred officials stood up and saluted.

Lao Li stood up and was about to leave the dragon couch, when suddenly Cheng Yasha shouted: "Your Majesty, I have something to ask for." ”

Lao Li stood still and looked at him strangely.

"I heard that Your Majesty got the fairy tea, and people drank it comfortably, and their spirits were hundredfold, and they were fluttering like immortals. Yesterday you rewarded Lao Fang and Lao Wei, I don't know if Your Majesty still has stock, and I will also give Lao Cheng and me a taste of that immortal tea! Cheng Yasha walked directly to the front and said cheekily.

As soon as these words came out, all the officials who were about to leave stopped, exchanged a few words, and looked at Lao Li one after another.

Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng, who were the two protagonists mentioned by Cheng Yasha, stood in place and stroked their beards with a smile, and anyone could see the pride and superiority on their faces.

"Immortal tea?" Li Chengqian looked at the black-faced Lao Li above in confusion, and then looked at the cheeky Cheng Yasha below, Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng with a sense of superiority, and more than a hundred fanatical-eyed officials, what's the matter?

"Not bad." Li Xiaogong said.

Li Chengqian looked back, ah, this uncle's eyes were as hot as the officials.

"I heard that His Majesty got the fairy tea, Fang Xiang and Wei Zheng were both rewarded by His Majesty, and they all said that it was indeed fairy tea after drinking it. I guess it was from Daoist Yuan! Li Xiaogong said.

Dao Chief? I heard that the ancient Taoist priests would practice the elixir, so it wouldn't be that there was a liar Taoist priest who made a tea to deceive people, right?

Lao Li really wanted to tear up this bad Cheng biting gold at this time, you scumbag, do you have such a way to chase after the emperor and ask for something? Even if the emperor has something good to give you, you can also say it in private, in front of so many people, I only give it to you and not to others, okay, you should be as shameless as you, what if the officials don't get the tea?

Didn't I become the only emperor in history who was coup d'état because of uneven tea, and I laughed for eternity?

Cheng Yasha was still chattering shamelessly below, Lao Li took a deep breath and said, "The queen gave me a bag of good tea yesterday, and now there is not much left, which Aiqing likes, take it yourself." ”

A eunuch had already put a bag of tea on a plate at Lao Li's suggestion and walked down.

Lao Li raised his butt and walked away quickly.

Before Lao Li's background passed the screen, he heard the noise of the officials and surrounded the eunuch who was serving tea