Chapter 39: [Riots]
Chapter 39: [Riots] (A sneak peek at the new chapter, if the content makes you laugh dear readers, please bookmark it and vote for it.) )
There was a riot in the Taiji Temple!
Li Chengqian watched the riot unfold before his eyes.
Hundreds of officials surrounded the little eunuch at once, and then heard a scream inside, and the little eunuch flew out of the crowd.
Hiss~
Li Chengqian gasped and hurriedly ran away!
From a distance, I saw these purple-robed, red-robed, and green-robed people huddled together, and one or two were pushed out from time to time, and then pounced in, and pounced forward, scolding one after another, occasionally with one or two sentences of saint clouds, and occasionally one or two sentences of being beaten screams and pain.
Is this still the high-level state that the team just now discussed national affairs?
Li Chengqian has no confidence in the Li family's country at this time, is there any hope for such a group of guys who are fighting and causing riots in the Li family, is there any hope?
No, there should still be hope, because Li Chengqian's eyes saw the people who didn't go in to rob them.
Kong Yingda, the dragon king.
He actually stood with Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng, stroked his beard and made a posture of superiority, and expressed his contempt for the colleagues who were robbing inside!
Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng were very curious about this old man who had inexplicably entered the realm of their superiority, but after three inquiries, the old man of the Dragon King did not say anything at all, anyway, he just had a sense of superiority.
Hey, look like this, don't talk about hope! Li Chengqian shook his head, fortunately Lao Li walked away, if he saw that his team was so virtuous, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood.
In the rioting crowd, Cheng Yasha suddenly shouted loudly at this time: "Don't step on it, it's all scattered on the ground!" ”
With a loud shout, like a military training slogan, all the officials fell to the ground. …… No, it's squatting, like a flock of hens pecking rice, picking up some small things.
In the middle of the hen flock, there are two big men with bare arms, one is Cheng Yasha, the other is the black-faced door god, both of them are holding a corner of the tea bag in their hands at the same time, the bulging tea leaves on it, if they push harder, the tea bag will be torn, and the tea will be scattered to the hens below to pick up. The two of them have their other hands interlocked, and they love you so affectionately that they love you until you die.
From a distance, there are two black-faced ones. Cheng Yasha's face was not so dark by nature, it was black at this time, and the face of the door god was originally black, but it was even darker at this time. The two black-faced tigers looked at each other affectionately, only to hear Cheng black-faced tiger roar: "Do you want to let go?" ”
"Okay, you Cheng Zhijie, don't be too greedy, let go!" The door god was very aggrieved. Because Cheng Yasha had already grabbed the tea in his arms and hid it first, and came to grab the tea bag corner with himself.
"Hey, then it depends on who is better!" Cheng Hei's face was grinning, revealing a row of big teeth. Suddenly, with a push in his hand, he launched an attack on the door god.
The door god was pushed by Cheng Yasha's five-fingered interlocking hand, but it was as steady as Mount Tai, and he smiled very strongly, revealing a row of shining white teeth, and his hand was also pushed, and Cheng Yasha started to push it.
Pushing hands, the main skill of Tai Chi.
Li Chengqian touched his hairless chin, well, there is a bit of posture, but it is too masculine, if it is more feminine, then Tai Chi, the quintessence of China, will be invented by these two scumbags and hooligans.
However, the kung fu of the two is really good, the five-fingered interlocking hands here push you to death, and the tea bag on the other side is holding one hand on the other, and the thin tea bag is intact, which is too good!
The two bulls have not finished a round of kung fu in their hands, and they are also fighting under their feet, and they are busy and happy!
I don't know who this is, I really don't know how to write dead words, in front of the two pushers and kicking masters, I dared to play a sneak attack, but I was kicked by two black-faced masters and flew five meters away...... Be careful!
Cheng shamelessly suddenly sneak attacked, let go of his five fingers, and slammed the hand of the door god to help the tea, and snatched the tea, the door god reacted in time, and was also snatched away two-thirds of the tea by Cheng shamelessly, and only one-third of the tea was rescued in his hand.
The door god was furious and reflexively came to grab it, Cheng Yasha opened his mouth and threw two-thirds of the tea leaves into it along with the tea bag paper.
Li Chengqian's forehead is black!
The superiority trio opens their mouths wide and their heads are full of black lines!
The officials got up from the ground and looked at Cheng Yasha in horror.
At this time, the door god realized that he was really not Cheng's scumbag's opponent, and he was shocked by his king's eight qi, took three steps back, and then immediately protected his one-third of the treasure.
Cheng scumbag stared at his big eyes, smacked his mouth, and laughed: "Good tea, fairy tea!" This tea is amazing, it smells of ink! Wowhaha......"
Li Xiaogong walked to Li Chengqian's side with a smile, and Li Chengqian was surprised: "Uncle Why do you have dark circles under your eyes?" ”
"It's worth it!" Li Xiaogong was very proud, his hand pressed behind his back stretched out, and five tea leaves were in his hand, "You see that the old man finally grabbed it, the prince wants it, and the uncle will share a leaf with you?" ”
Isn't this the tea I stir-fried? Li Chengqian's eyes widened, and then he was stupid.
It may be that the eunuch casually took the paper with ink written on it to make tea for a while, and Cheng Scum, who felt the smell of ink in his stomach, looked at the black-faced door god very proudly. Suddenly, Li Jing stood between the two of them and persuaded: "Okay, okay, let's disperse!" I saw that his hands were pressed behind his back, with a satisfied smile on his face, I was afraid that he was very satisfied with the stolen goods.
The black-faced door god and Cheng scumbag were separated at this time, and they said goodbye with a martial spirit, and the other officials who had gained something also waved out happily.
Kong Yingda came over to meet Li Chengqian, and did not speak, with a very superior expression on his face, and smiled mysteriously with Li Chengqian. Li Chengqian held back a smile and said, "Master, I will go to see my mother first, and then go back to the Zhenwen Palace." ”
"The prince is filial, as it should be." Kong Yingda put the word filial piety very seriously.
Go, dead old man.
Come out of the Taiji Palace, turn to the right Yanming Gate, go inside, and you will arrive at the Lizheng Palace. When Li Chengqian walked into the queen's bedroom, he heard the voices of three women inside. One is the queen, the other is Su Mi, and the other coquettish voice should be that of Concubine Yang's little mother.
The three of them were very excited, and they were all Daiyu and Jia Baoyu.
"Mom." Li Chengqian shouted when he entered the door.
"Cheng Qian is back, hehe......" The queen looked at her son with a smile.
Su Mi hurriedly got up and poured a cup of tea for Li Chengqian. Yesterday, I knew that the queen didn't have tea here, and Su Mi brought it this morning.
After giving Concubine Yang a salute, Li Chengqian sat on the edge of the bed and greeted the queen with a warm greeting. The queen looked at him with a smile, and the small red mole at the corner of her mouth flashed with joy.
After Li Chengqian finished asking, the queen asked softly: "I heard that Cheng Zhijie embarrassed you in front of the palace?" ”
"Nope!" Li Chengqian's face did not change at all, and he directly denied it.
"Don't lie to your mother, I know." The queen was still smiling.
When the lie was exposed, Li Chengqian grinned in embarrassment, and had no choice but to tell the story again. When he said "something" and "not something", the three queens couldn't help laughing.
"Although my father found out about it later, and I was fined three months, but later my father rewarded me with a lot of money and cloth because of punctuation and Zhenguanzhang." Li Chengqian said proudly.
"Well, I knew Cheng Qian was the best! That Cheng Lao Pifu is too much, my mother has someone to give you, his name is Long Liang, you will take him with you in the future, Cheng Lao Pifu still wants to bully you, you also have a helper! The queen said