The facial features on the face of the obedient official are simply piled together, and they are calculated by such a woman, but I am afraid that no one believes it when it comes to explanation.

These ministers woke up from their shock, looked at each other, looked at each other, and asked one after another: "Brother Zheng Xian, such a beautiful woman, what a golden house to hide!" ”

Sure enough, I knew. The obedient official smiled bitterly, "Brothers, the younger brother is really not familiar with that one, I'm afraid that someone has gone to the wrong door." ”

He made up his mind to deny it, anyway, Wenren's name is the word [good official], and he didn't call him Zheng Guofan, this good official is equivalent to the title of heart and liver baby or handsome guy, I don't admit it anyway, you always take me right!

Going to the wrong door? The showmen looked at each other, smiled strangely, and said in their hearts that they had only heard of the front door going to the wrong door and the back door, but they had never heard of going through the wrong door.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I look at the beautiful woman with five hairpins on her head, it seems, quite similarly, it seems, the legendary Mrs. Duan!" It was Jun Xiaodrunk who spoke, and when the obedient official heard it, he had a good impression of his urgency, but he couldn't help but scold his mother at this time.

Lying on the mud horse, it seems, it looks like your sister! If you don't open your mouth, you'll die!

When everyone heard Jun Xiaodrunk say this, they suddenly realized, and they all [oh] sounded, Chu Yunnuo first arched his hand, and said: "Brother Xian, you are not, yes, no, why deny!" I'm not going to rob you of your beauty, you think, don't you! ”

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

The crowd said yes one after another.

"I think Brother Zheng Xian has the talent of an emperor!" That Jun Xiaodrunk slapped his palms with a folding fan, "Everyone, I heard that the old man Shen Shixing was very afraid of guilt, and once he was playing with the singer at home, the sword was tense, and he had already put the knife into the sheath, but the old man's wife suddenly broke in, and the old man was very calm and put on his pants and said, Madam, I really didn't go in." ”

The crowd first shook their heads, and then burst into laughter.

Who is this Shen Shi Xing? One of the five enlightenment teachers of the current Wanli Emperor, the scholar of the Ministry of Rites, the scholar of Wenyuan Pavilion, and the second assistant of the cabinet, this Lord Shen is also famous in history for being afraid of guilt and his wife.

The obedient officials listened to the yellow jokes told by these people, and they were a little dumbfounded, and they were too arrogant! Who is Shen Shixing! From the champion to the second assistant of the cabinet, equal to the prime minister and deputy general secretary of the later generations, these people actually dare to make such a joke about Shen Shixing and his wife, what about Jin Yiwei? What about Dongchang Fanzi? What about the West Factory? Nobody cares?

He subconsciously looked left and right, but everyone thought he was embarrassed, and he laughed even more, and Chu Yunnuo, who was the leader, laughed breathlessly, "Lord Shen was caught by his wife and said that he didn't go in on the spot, and he could enter the cabinet at this level, Brother Zheng Xian denied that he didn't know, do you think, Brother Zheng Xian said that he can be a right attendant of the Ministry of Rites?" ”

"Deserved, deserved, the right attendant of the Ministry of Rites is more than enough, and it is more than enough to be a big Honglu Temple." Everyone clapped their hands and laughed.

In the Ming system, one of the Great Nine Qing Rites, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu is often promoted from the position of the right attendant of the Ministry of Rites, or directly into the cabinet, while the Great Honglu Temple Qing is the Little Jiuqing, all of which are hot and extremely high status, and have always been longed for by scholars, so these words sound like a mockery of good officials, and actually contain a great element of sycophancy.

was a little annoyed by these people's laughter, and the obedient official said loudly, "Everyone, everyone, all the ranks, in the virtuous position, I really don't know her well!" ”

Everyone laughed even more when they saw him in a hurry, and Gongsun Nie, who had not made a poem, also smiled at this time and said, "Brother Zheng Xian doesn't have to deny it, he must be afraid of the face of the court and afraid that she will be killed." Senior brothers, senior brothers, please listen to the little brother. ”

This Gongsun Nie was born as a businessman's son, and he has been in contact with his clansmen and brothers since he was a child, and he is a little reluctant to do eight shares, but when it comes to eye and interpersonal communication, he is not afraid of the senior brothers here.

"That Mrs. Duan is just the widow of a five-grade military attaché, not to mention, her dead ghost husband has also insulted my famous teacher, reading seeds, according to the younger brother, it is time for her to achieve a good story with Brother Zheng Xian. As the saying goes, repay grievances directly. ”

"Of course, Zi said: How to repay virtue and repay grievances directly." Chu Yunnuo first stroked his palm in agreement, "Little junior brother's words prove that the "Analects" has been read through, and it can be regarded as a beginner. ”

Chu Yunnuo is the head of the case among these people, equal to the squad leader of the later generations, and he is also very powerful in speaking, Gongsun Nie got his words, his face was flushed with excitement, and he got up and said, "Thank you, senior brother." ”

Aren't these scholars afraid of openly talking about a five-grade lady?

I'm not afraid, I'm really not afraid, even the deputy assistant of the cabinet of the current dynasty used it to tell yellow jokes, not to mention that a mere five-grade is still a military attaché.

At this time, how powerful the scholars were, as the saying goes, show off their talents, and scold them all over the world. The monk's mouth, eat all over the world. The mouth of the matchmaker spread all over the world.

For example, it is written in the history of Confucianism [Two Xiucai came from afar, saw Wang Yi'an, and said that he was a turtle in the shopkeeper of the Records Academy, and he was not worthy of wearing a square scarf. It wasn't until Wang Yi'an took out three taels of silver to look at the money that he let him go. ]

This is the privilege of Xiucai, the Ming system, scolding people with ten strokes of the cane, and scolding people with mouth, but also ten strokes of the cane. And Xiucai scolds people, they will not be spanked, and the government will not accept it at all, so Xiucai is unscrupulous, and they will be scolded if they see anything that is not pleasing to the eye.

And once the Xiucai gathers into a group, the energy is even greater, because they have fellow villagers and classmates, and they can gather to form a party, especially those Xiucai in places where the literary style is at its peak, even the state and county officials can't afford to offend, and Xiucai can catch a lot of them casually, these Xiucai gather together and dare to impact the yamen, and Xiucai makes trouble, which is the famous [Broken Boots Array] in the Ming and Qing Dynasties.

Therefore, if you want to be an official, you have to stand in line, fellow villagers, classmates, and the same year, and pull up a huge network of relationships. As long as you stand in line, you don't want to be greedy and angry, and if you are denounced, there will be a large number of comrades to protect you, unless you are too unsuccessful. It's like Xiong Tingbi a few decades later, everyone at the time knew that Xiong Tingbi was bold and able to fight, and Wang Huazhen was a straw bag, but Xiong Tingbi offended too many people in the court, and he didn't even have anyone to speak for him.

The so-called scholar repays grievances with virtue, which is distorted by later generations, decades later, the Donglin Party, you want to join a certain Donglin Party, a large number of Donglin Party people can roll up their sleeves and rush over to do it with you, the Ming Dynasty does not pay attention to the gentleman's revenge for ten years, but the gentleman's revenge, not early or late.

As far as these talents in the room are concerned, it seems that there are few, in fact, it can be said that half of the reading seeds of Tianjin Wei have been included, just these dozen people, if they rush into the Tianjin Wei Station with a hot head and slap the Tianjin Wei commander in the mouth, I am afraid that the final result will not be over, at most reprimand. What can you do, do you just pull out all the reading seeds in Tianjin and cut off your head for the sake of a martial artist's face? What do the people who read books all day think?

Seeing that these talents are enthusiastic about coming up with ideas, they are actually suspected of coaxing, and the obedient officials really have nothing to say, no wonder they say that the literati are hooligans, these people are equivalent to openly ridiculing the vice general secretary and prime minister, his wife and the junior, and also, if they don't take the political commissar of the armed police detachment of a city or municipality directly under the central government in their eyes, they openly want to molest the military wife......

Covering his forehead with his hand, the obedient official felt that he was really defeated by these talents, and said in his heart, brother, if I had known you earlier, why bother to go south to Ningbo, and it would be okay to be a famous person in the north!

The more I talk about this topic, the more ridiculous it becomes, and I see that it is about to go to the crotch of the good official and Mrs. Duan's pants, and the good official said, Come on, our Lao Tzu is still in the next room! These people are really indecent.

Therefore, he coughed loudly and said, "Everyone, the little brother is ...... this year He is only thirteen years old, and he is not as brave as your brothers say for the time being. ”

He thought to himself, "If I say that, you'll have nothing to say!" It's a pity that he still underestimated the scholars of the Ming Dynasty.

"Oops! Why did Brother Zheng Xian say this, I think that Mrs. Duan is only in her twenties, and her body like water is just the person in Brother Xian's room. "It was Gongsun Nie who spoke, he got the promise of Chu Yunnuo, the head of the case, and his heart blossomed, this time he was proud, quite dancing, and he spoke freely, not as restrained as Fang Cai, "This older woman knows cold and hot, knows how to love men, and does not hide it from your brothers, and I am also a big girl in the family for the first time, and I am ...... big brother."

As he spoke, he stretched out a slap, quite a bit of a squeezing of his eyebrows, "Five years old." ”

"It's the pole, it's the pole." Among the crowd, there were like-minded people who jumped out, and it was very pleasing to the eyes when they saw Gongsun Nie, and said that they used to see that this little junior brother was not humming or ha, and he was born as a businessman, so he couldn't help but pay little attention to him, and he was also a wonderful person.

"The little junior brother forgives the sin, and there is little intimacy in the past, and the brother thinks that the little junior brother is a businessman, and he must be full of copper smell, and now it seems that it is for the brother's view of the frog, ashamed, ashamed. The little junior brother is worshiped as a brother. "Jumping out, this person is actually quite a reader, and knows how to criticize and self-criticize.

Gongsun Nie hurriedly knelt down, raised his hands above his head, and respectfully returned a salute, and the audience clapped their hands and laughed, saying that this was an ancient ceremony, and the two of them had the style of sages.

The good official's forehead was full of lead clouds. the mud horse, you're talking about the royal one. Sister. Control and cooking. Woman. Control, you can actually get to the ancient rites, the sages, where is this! Sure enough, ancient and modern literati all have the same surname. What is the difference between this meeting and the fact that I drank flower wine with those authors of a publishing house in later generations?

At this time, the atmosphere was extremely harmonious, everyone felt that the trip was worthwhile, and the feelings between the classmates seemed to be deeper. Looking at the obedient official again, he was still frowning, so he persuaded him: "There are also advantages to being older, wasn't there a teenage difference between Xianmiao and Wan Guifei back then, presumably Xianmiao is also a ...... among my peers."

the groove. When the obedient official heard this, he was completely defeated by the scholars of the Ming Dynasty.

I said, buddy, do you know who you're talking about? Xianzong Zhu sees deeply! This is not a cat or a dog, nor is it a book of etiquette, nor is it a military general deputy Qianhu, this is the emperor, the emperor! You guys...... It's too unscrupulous!

ps: Receive recommended ~~~~ tickets. By the way,The heart of the castle has been updated too lately.,It's only 2000 words.,It's too much.,It's recommended that you go to the field and brush his screen.,Call you not to update well.。

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