Chapter Twenty-Eight: The city is full of wind and rain and is close to Chongyang
How did these scholars know that I was in Tianjin? How do you know that I live in this Yuelai Inn? With so many people, it was as if they had made an appointment, and who informed them?
The obedient official was full of question marks, and faintly felt that this matter was related to Mrs. Duan's Wenren's family, but he didn't understand for a while, why did Wenren's family do this? What are the benefits?
He had a question in his mind, and the look on his face was inevitably a little strange, and Jun Xiaodrunk, a young scholar in his early twenties with a round face and a good face, was a little puzzled, "Brother Zheng Xian, what's the matter?" If so, don't care about us, we are rushing to come, it is already abrupt, but we must not delay Brother Zheng Xian's business! ”
Scholars call each other brother Tai and virtuous brother, but to put it politely, where do good officials dare to really pick up the shelf of the virtuous brother and say [Brothers, brothers, I still have important things to do], don't you want to be scolded to death. So he shook his hand again and again, "No, no, no, the little brother is just thinking, the little brother just occasionally got a Mulan poem, it's really a fluke, if the brothers want to sing and thank you for the lyrics of the poem for a while, the little brother is afraid that the original form will be revealed, so I am quite uneasy!" ”
This gesture is very low, and everyone immediately feels that although this is not big, it is very interesting, and there is no shelf, and it is worth dating. ”
"Exactly." Jun Xiaodrunk, who is very good at things, patted the folding fan and said: "I have to have a song If life is only as first seen, it is also the realm of the city full of wind and rain near Chongyang, although we have added it to the seeds of reading, I am afraid that I will not be able to make such good sentences in my life......"
As soon as he said this, the rest of the scholars were a little surprised, everyone is a scholar, and I have read most of the books you have read, that is to say, in terms of knowledge content, everyone is about the same, but why are there people who are talented and some people who can't get fame in the lifelong exam? Here, the height of the head is often shown in the words and deeds of the plain.
You look at this group of people, most of them are just words and deeds that have been cultivated by reading for many years, and some reading seeds taste, but this gentleman is drunk, with a mouth, it is full of wind and rain near Chongyang, and everyone present in this poem will be, but no one has been able to take it out to meet the situation, only him, what is it? That's what talent.
This poem was written by Pan Dalin in the Northern Song Dynasty, this guy is more famous for writing poetry, one day a friend wrote to him, asking him, Dalin, what new poems can you write recently? He casually replied to a letter to a friend, saying, "Oops! The weather is late in autumn, and the scenery can be used everywhere in poetry at this moment, but unfortunately, there are too many ordinary people around me, so that my inspiration is gone. Yesterday I was lying in bed, I heard the wind and rain in the bamboo forest outside, and I came to inspiration, and I took a pen and wrote a sentence on the snow-white wall [The city is full of wind and rain near Chongyang], who knows, at this time, the landlord who collects rent knocks on the door, and the landlord ** droops to the bottom of the navel.
This is a very famous poem, which later developed into an allusion, which means that a certain event has spread widely and has been discussed everywhere.
You see, how apt, isn't the matter of Zheng Chengguan's brave cutting of his head spread and talked about everywhere, not to mention, yesterday was still Chongyang, and it is in line with the saying, and besides, the good official is also famous with a poem by Mulan, which is similar to Pan Dalin's poem to become famous all over the world.
The good official also looked at this guy with a little fat face in surprise, the city is full of wind and rain and is close to Chongyang, a poem! I also know this, this guy is so desperate, and I have never seen the ability to adapt. However, he added another sentence in his heart, which seemed to be a little worse than that Mrs. Duan's Wenren clan.
He suddenly recited Wenren's family in his heart, and those who read because of Jun Xiaodrunk's sentence full of wind and rain near Chongyang, looked at Jun Xiaodrunk with admiration, and said that although this is just a scholar, he actually has such an urgent talent, and Zheng Guofan is only a county student, and I wait for these people, who have the talent of taking the imperial court Lumi, but there is no such urgency, let alone Zheng Guofan's ability to write poems that can be passed on to future generations......
So, these readers are a little embarrassed. The Ming Dynasty scholars are by no means like some brick families in later generations said that as long as they will be eight shares, it will be completely OK, you must know, poetry and words, this is the Confucian avenue, although the Ming Dynasty only examines the scriptures, but, even the little maid in the dream of the Red Chamber can write poetry, you can not write poetry, isn't it a laugh off the big teeth.
If you don't know how to compose poetry, how can you sing with your colleagues after passing the exam? For example, if you were released from a county order, your peers came to celebrate, and called a few celebrities to drink flower wine, at this time, there is nothing like drinking flower wine, you are a literati party, and a group of celebrities, are you embarrassed to play with boxing [two good brothers] [eight horses]? Naturally, you make a poem, I take a poem, if the rhyme is not right, you have to be punished for drinking. If you can't compose poetry, how can you mix?
Half a ring, only about thirty years old Tianjin Wei Sheng Chu Yunnuo said with a smile: "I have heard Mr. Li Zhen Li Zhuowu say [there is no text in contemporary times, there are real poems in Luxiang] and said [why should the poems be selected in the past, why should the text be Qin first], we only said that what we learned in Weixue is the foundation of my famous teaching, but I don't want to, I don't even have the ability to adapt to the situation, I really laugh, I am a gift, I am really ......" Speaking of this, he shook his head and said: "Ashamed, ashamed." ”
He was ashamed of himself this time, but he seemed to have a belly, and looked at the village masa on the waist of the obedient official and said: "Look at the sword hanging on the waist of the virtuous brother, is it because you can't study on a tour?" In a word, the topic was diverted, so as not to embarrass everyone.
The obedient official hurriedly surrendered his hand, "Exactly, the southern literary style is flourishing, the younger brother is very yearning, and the old housekeeper in the family is the Yiwu soldier called by Qi Shaobao when he suppressed the Japanese Kou, and he has not returned to his hometown for 20 years, my scholar ......" he said and pointed to the big head who was waiting not far away, "The name is named Sinan, so I plan to go to the south, which can be regarded as broadening my horizons." ”
He took out the number of roads that Shan Chixia missed his hometown again.
"The ancients read thousands of books and traveled thousands of miles." That Chu Yunnuo arched his hand and said: "Brother Xian is so big-minded, I am ashamed, I have always had this heart, but I have not been able to do it for ten years, first, the southern literary style is prosperous, and second, the ......" His face was red, hehe laughed dryly, and said again, "Second, this southern literary style is prosperous." ”
This sounds a little strange, but everyone present understands it, including the good official.
This actually means that if you go to the south to study, you are afraid that you can't compare with the southern scholars, and besides, the questions used in the examination of the northern scholars are different from those in the south.
This is actually the regional bonus points of the college entrance examination in later generations, and the candidates in Jiangsu, Zhejiang, a major province in the southern college entrance examination, have to score 620 points to enter Peking University Tsinghua University, so Yanjing only needs 520 points to take the local entrance examination of Peking University Tsinghua University.
Therefore, there is a reason why these scholars are unwilling to go to study tours, Zheng Guofan went to the south to study, that is because people have confidence, they entered school at the age of twelve, and became famous in the world at the age of thirteen. In fact, since Tianjin Wei began to open the port from Jingnan, in the past one or two hundred years, there have only been less than ten jinshi, so the water and land key places in Gyeonggi are more than a state capital in the south, but the number of Zhongjinshi is probably not as good as a county in the south.
In this situation, it is strange that the scholars in Tianjin have confidence.
In fact, when it comes to the southern scholars, the northern scholars will naturally hug each other, because the literary style of the north and the south is indeed very different, so when it comes to this, everyone immediately left the little embarrassment just now.
That Jun Xiaodrunk also knew that it seemed a little inappropriate to steal the limelight, so he hurriedly smiled and threaded the needle in the crowd, and connected the topics together, for a while the laughter in the courtyard continued, and the guests living in the two guest rooms next to him were all foreign merchants, watching a group of scholars in Confucian shirts socializing in the courtyard, and even the footsteps were lightened a lot, so I was afraid of provoking these readers, you know, in the Ming Dynasty, especially in the late Ming Dynasty, the power of scholars was extremely terrible, you provoked one, and a group of people could pop out.
In this room, Zheng Liancheng Zheng Daddy heard the voice outside, and his face was full of joy, oops! My Zheng family revitalization is hopeful! The ancestors and the ancestors are above, and you must bless the good officials.
At this time, Shan Sinan asked the guys to get good water and cook good tea, and invited these ministers to the room to use tea, and there was no rudeness in their manners and words, and these ministers were not stingy in praising an eleven-year-old child.
"You have praised me, my scholar has actually been good at martial arts since he was a child, and it is not like what you have praised my virtuous brothers." The obedient official hurriedly took out the details of Shan Sinan first, you must know that at this time, the literati sometimes let the scholars around them sing two sentences, for example, the ladies in the dream of Red Mansions play poetry solitaire, and they will also let the maids come to two sentences. Don't let the big head come to two sentences at that time, the big head will come up with two sentences [look at the pagoda from a distance, the top is thin and the bottom is thick], it will be fun.
As he spoke, he untied his waist and let the big head stand aside, the meaning is obvious, see, the boy with the sword, don't ask him to sing!
When he said this, everyone thought about it, and Fang Cai seemed to say that this boy was the son of the old housekeeper of the Zheng family, and the old housekeeper was born in Yiwu and listened to the errand under Qi Shaobao's account, and then looked at Shan Sinan, with a square head, and his arms looked longer and more powerful than ordinary people.
The Ming Dynasty's emphasis on literature and light on martial arts does not mean that these literati don't like to bring a powerful family with them, looking at the appearance of the big head, the slightly fat Jun Xiaodrunk who will come to things is the first to make fun, "Oops! Such a strong servant must be used, but it reminds me of Sikong Tu's poems, and the sword is like adding a strong servant, and the dead book is like losing a good friend for a long time. ”
The good official couldn't help but look at him, and said in his heart that this brain's brain is really fast, and this little pony fart is level.
Chu Yunnuo, who was sitting and taking a sip of tea, heard that the limelight was actually robbed again, and he couldn't help but glance at Najun Xiaodrunk, but in the end, he was born to eat Lu rice in the imperial court, and as soon as his mind turned, he put down the teacup on the coffee table at hand, and said with a smile: "Fellow students, why don't we wait for this sentence [Dejian Cha Ru Tian Jian Servant] to solve the problem?" ”
For example, Chu Yunnuo uses a poem to solve the problem, and the scholars usually practice a lot, and the poetry is much easier to solve the problem than the imperial examination.
"Ladies and gentlemen, how about letting our little junior brother here come first." Chu Yunnuo gave up the advantage of solving the problem first to the new epiphytic Gongsun Nie, who had just been admitted to Weixue, and if he was the first to solve the problem, he would inevitably be suspected of taking advantage of it.
That Gongsun Nie has a big waist and a round waist, he looks like a powerful man, he is a son of a businessman's family, and he was finally admitted to school, and he heard that he was going to be the first to come, and he was stunned for a while, his face turned red, and everyone knew when he saw this appearance, it was estimated that he couldn't do it, and it was that Jun Xiaodrunk again, and said, "I'll take advantage of it!" Find the hibiscus sword, and feel comfortable at first glance; Wherever you go, this servant is as good as ......"
Everyone shouted hello, and as soon as they broke the topic, there was a sense of atmosphere, and they praised one after another: "Just look at these four sentences, it is enough to enter the national prison." ”
In the midst of this applause, a big red shadow flashed in the courtyard outside, and a beautiful woman came to the door of the guest room with a slender face, and when she raised her legs, a hundred skirts were scattered, revealing a small foot covered by snow-white socks, and the embroidered shoes on it were no more than the size of a palm.
Before I saw anyone, these three inches of golden lotus took away the souls of the ministers in the room, what a ** little foot.
Then, the beauty showed her head, her eyebrows were like thin willows, her face was like pink, her eyes were hairy like a deer, and her eyes were particularly seductive under the light movement.
The beauty shouted a good official, and then saw more than a dozen scholars in Confucian shirts sitting in the room, and a thin layer of red suddenly appeared on her face, and she made a soft sound, covered her face and turned around and left.
The obedient officials were dumbfounded, looking at the stunned reading ministers around them, looking like pigs, and some of them almost drooled.
Grooved mud horses.
The obedient official scolded in his heart.
If this Wenren clan lives in the afterlife, the Feitian Award, the Huabiao Bonus, the Horse Bonus, the Golden Ball, the Palm Award, and the Oscar will all be won, and a little face will be the acting skills of the actress.
I know you very well, and I still call you a good official.
Looking at the sluggish pig brothers around him, the obedient official completely understood, and the emotional Wenren clan hit this idea, I am afraid that starting tomorrow, the gossip of Mrs. Duan's stealing meeting with Zheng Chengguan in Tianjin will spread everywhere, and it will be transmitted back to Daxing County in three days at most, and at most five days, the end of Mr. Baochun Lou's "Two Corpses and Three Lives in Daxing County, Zheng Obedient Official Yong Cutting Both Heads" will be updated again.
This is like the famous joke of "General Harley's Comet Car" in later generations, from the battalion commander's communication to see the 76-year-old Halley's Comet, after several transmissions, it became the 76-year-old General Harley driving the comet car past the stadium to meet the soldiers in the auditorium.
In the saying of the Ming Dynasty, there are many things for three people to become tigers, and it must be the idea of Wenren's fighting, in this era when traffic is basically relied on walking, and information is basically roaring, the obedient official has no doubt that Wenren's has just shown a small face, and in the end it will become a strange version of the story with false rumors.
, this kind of thing of killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred, why did this Wenren clan do it!