Chapter 24: O Gentleman
100 households in the west of the city.
Looking at the crowd in front of the gate of the hundred households, there are also those eager and innocent eyes...... Why naΓ―ve? Because Wu someone will soon sue them...... Wu Fan felt that he was really shameless, a big fart, and he still had to play black-box operations. He is also such a "think", in fact, what to do and what to do, not soft at all.
"Ahem!"
Coughing heavily, Wu Fan stretched out his hand to press falsely, signaled everyone to be quiet, and said loudly: "Everyone! Ladies and gentlemen! Be quiet and listen to me! After the crowd quieted down and all looked at him, Wu Fan continued: "You have also heard that our west of the city has killed fifty-three brothers in this campaign against the Maitreya Sect demons, and I am very heartbroken, but the dead are gone, and the living are like this!" As the pro-army of the Son of Heaven, we naturally have to report to the emperor and the people, and it is natural for us to risk our lives! Ladies and gentlemen! You are all the descendants of the Eagle Yangwei, and you are all the descendants of meritorious men......"
"It's too grinding!" , I don't know when, at the gate behind Wu Fan, Zhong Xiu snorted melon seeds with a faceless face, leaned against the door frame and instigated: "You Wu Zongqi directly told everyone who should be chosen?" Why are you talking about these useless things? Are you right? Yes? Hahaha! β
"Hahaha......"
The crowd burst into laughter.
The ruthlessness and murderous intent in Wu Fan's eyes flashed away, and with a hypocritical smile, he turned his head and said, "Lord Baihu has a more clever way?" That's not as good as ...... Let the Lord of the Hundred Households preside over it, right? β
"Don't, don't! I can't do this! Or you Wu Zongqi is capable, you come! Here you go! β
Filling the quota has always been a thorny matter with many disputes. Not to mention anything else, just last year, a hundred households in the Ranger House presided over this matter, and it was too obvious to favor their own disciples, and as a result, the next day they were surrounded by hundreds of people who were related to Ying Yangwei and threw rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves all day. It's not too late, less than three days later, the hundred households of the Ranger Station directly broke into the streets, and even Wu Zhao of the Thousand Households didn't dare to take care of this matter, which can be imagined to be serious. I heard that Wu Fan was going to lose the pot at this time, where did Zhong Xiu dare to take it?
"Since Lord Baihu doesn't want to preside, then don't delay me? Okay? Wu Fan said earnestly: "If you don't fill the vacancy of the hundred households on time, you can't blame me, right?" β
Zhong Xiu was stunned for a while, he wanted to explode, but there was no reason, in front of so many people, he suddenly felt that his face was red, he was embarrassed, and he hated it in his heart.
After coughing twice, Wu Fan continued to open his eyes and say nonsense: "You are all descendants of meritorious heroes, no matter who you choose this time, it will be unfair to those who are not selected." I was so embarrassed, really embarrassed, that I didn't sleep all night for this! Treat others with yourself, think about it, I chose you, are you worthy of others? Is it worthy of the martyrs who shed their blood and gave their lives generously for the empire? I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! β
Wu Fan's voice was very passionate, and his voice was naturally a little low and hoarse, and it was easy to resonate with people when he said these sensational words, which suddenly made those who were originally going to see Wu Fan's jokes dare not laugh anymore, and they even thought in their hearts...... [Ah! It turns out that Wu Zongqi is actually such a sincere gentleman! What a man! γ
Wu, who was a gentleman in the eyes of others, sighed, slowly took out the shaker he had prepared from his sleeve, and said: "I thought about it, and even went to burn incense and ask for wishes, and Meng Ying Yangwei martyrs were instructed by the spirit of the sky, and finally thought of a good way!" The Chosen One! Solve it in the fairest way possible! If you win, that's your luck, if you can't shake, it doesn't matter, there will be next time! Do you think it's good? β
With Wu Fan's shouting, the eyes of many people who had no bottom in their hearts and felt that they had no hope suddenly lit up, this game should be compared to luck! Who's afraid of this and who's not? There was a stir and shouts of agreement. And some of them are hard-hearted, and they are not afraid of this, if they don't have their own names at that time, it's a big deal not to admit it? At the moment, there is a lot of approval.
If Wu Fan knew that they had this idea, he would definitely say in his heart - [Hehe! Kid, you're still too young! γ
"Whoa...... Whoop ......"
Wu Fan shook the shaker and said: "Since everyone agrees, then don't say that I didn't sue you, this is the chosen one, if you are not selected, you will make a fuss, you will be struck by lightning!" He smiled weirdly, looking at everyone's awe-inspiring expressions, Wu Fan was very proud of his means of pretending to be the Mandate of Heaven, looked at the shaker and said: "There are more than 300 of you here, and the name of each person who applied and recorded it has it, I dare to guarantee this, you can even check it afterwards!" The Chengxi Institute is going to fill in fifty-three people this time, so fifty-three lots must be drawn! Start now! β
"The first! Zhang Maocai! β
"The second! An Lushan! β
"The third! Lu Yuming! β
In this way, under Wu Fan's black-box operation, all the people he wanted to choose were selected. Of course, he only chose twenty of the ones he wanted to choose, and there were twenty of them that he hinted at in the filing, and he didn't really kill them all...... The people who were selected were naturally happy, and the people who were not selected only sighed that their luck was too bad, and basically everyone was happy.
But......
Zhong Xiu's temper is a little short-tempered, but being short-tempered does not mean being stupid, take a look, among the people who were chosen, he also knew several of them, all of whom were the relatives of those subordinates when Wu Fan was a small flag, is it such a coincidence? Thinking about it, this product ran to Wu Fan's side, and while Wu Fan was not paying attention, he suddenly snatched the shake holder in Wu Fan's hand!
The atmosphere changed suddenly.
Wu Fan looked at Zhong Xiu calmly and said, "Lord Baihu, is there something wrong?" β
Zhong Xiu didn't look at Wu Fan, but looked at the shake holder, and said meaningfully: "I always feel that there is a ...... here." Something's wrong! Can you take a look? β
[The shake holder is in your hand, can I say nothing? Hypocrisy! γ
Wu Fan smiled, without a little weakness, and said, "But it's okay to look at it!" β
Zhong Xiu poured all those bamboo sticks in his hand, and shook the skewer holder, and the result was- [No problem? How so? Is it really Destiny? γ
Seeing that there was no problem with the shake holder, Zhong Xiu couldn't help but doubt himself.
"Since it's okay, then please pay me back to Lord Baihu, and there is the most one person!"
Reaching out to take back the shake holder, Wu Fan shook it with a gesture.
The people around him said: "Wu Zongqi! There are enough people! β
"Enough? Oh! Good! Wu Fan looked like he was aware of it, turned his head, and smiled at the person who was not selected: "You don't have to be discouraged...... I didn't choose this time, and next time, there is always a chance! Not me...... What happened to the brothers in the Hundred Households, as the old saying goes! The crockpot will inevitably be broken, the general will inevitably die in front of the battle, and maybe I will be the one who dies! Let's disperse like this! Thank you for your support and trust! β
Those who were not chosen, you look at me, I look at you, they all sighed, gave a salute to Wu Fan, a "sincere gentleman", and left all of them. During the whole process, no one said a word of complaint, and even if there was, they blamed themselves for not being lucky enough! It shows how beautiful Wu Fan's thing is this time, it is simply the most beautiful one in the more than 50 years since Ying Yangwei was stimulated to fill the problem!
Turning his head, Wu Fan looked at Zhong Xiu and said, "Lord Baihu, the fifty-three new Eagle Yangwei have been selected, it's time for them to register on the roster, release their official uniforms and swords, this is your business!" β
When Zhong Xiu took the new Ying Yangwei away, he turned his head to look at Wu Fan from time to time, and looked at the shake holder in Wu Fan's hand, there was no way, he really couldn't figure it out!
After waiting for no one around, Wu Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, took out all the bamboo sticks, looked at the bottom of the bamboo tube, and took out a pitch-black cake from inside! He had long thought that Zhong Xiu would raid to find his stubble, so he was extremely cautious when cheating, the soft cake was stuffed at the bottom by him and stuffed very firmly, and he also used ink to render the cake the same color as the shake stick, when Zhong Xiu poured down, Wu Fan's heart was hanging in his throat! He couldn't imagine how he would face the angry hundreds of people once he was exposed. Fortunately, the stuff was strong enough, and Zhong Xiu didn't pour it harder, otherwise...... It's sure to be exposed!
With a smile mixed with relief and sarcasm on the corner of his mouth, seeing a puppy passing by, Wu Fan threw the cake to the puppy, and saw that the puppy swallowed the cake cleanly, and entered the hundred households with a smile.
[Fight with Lao Tzu! Do you have that IQ? γ
Wu sneered.
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