Chapter Twenty-Three: Who's Crazy
Early in the morning, Wu Fan hurriedly went to the land temple in Luoyang City, where the incense was flourishing, of course, he did not go to worship God and ask for prayers, but in order to save trouble, he went to others to give the guys who wished to draw lots for the men and women. Turning his head and thinking about it, Wu Fan felt that he was also quite stupid, why did he spend a silver or two yesterday to buy the broken wooden barrel in the old second-hand Huang family next door? Isn't there a ready-made one in this temple?
After this incident, Wu was heartbroken for a long time, probably because he had been with Tong Rui for a long time, and he contracted a bad habit - stinginess.
Holding the position of his chest, Wu Fan staggered all the way to the 100 households in the west of the city, and bumped into the new 100 households Zhong Xiu who was drinking again. The bastard didn't wash his face when he saw it, and it was estimated that he had drunk it for a whole night, and his whole body was sour, which was really unpleasant. Let people almost hide their noses and leave, and it is better to stay away.
In the end, it is a hundred households, it is the boss, Wu is thinking about turning his head away from him, but he really can't, and he has to give people a salute: "I've seen a hundred households!" ”
Zhong Xiu is a notoriously violent temper, and the cliff is a firecracker, and it ignites it. It's just that his attitude towards Wu Fan last year was not very rough and direct, but there were a lot of feminine means that he didn't have, which made people really confused and couldn't see the depth. However, that estimate was not something he came up with on his own, someone was giving him a move. No, the original form will be revealed immediately.
Staring at a pair of scarlet drunken eyes, Zhong Xiu looked Wu Fan up and down, and when he saw Wu Fan looking at him, his face full of beard instantly became angry, and he roared angrily: "Wu Zongqi!" What is your attitude? Well? Is it so perfunctory to see Shangguan salute? Do you still have this hundred households in your eyes? Say! Do you have? ”
While roaring, this guy got his hand on the side, and directly wanted to jam Wu Fan's neck with his hand.
The smile on Wu Fan's face disappeared, he waved his hand away and knocked Zhong Xiu's hand, and said coldly: "Zhong Baihu! What are you doing? Is there something wrong with my salute? If there is a problem, then point it out, demonstrate it, let me know what is wrong, and I will correct it. Can...... If you are to treat us as inappropriate subordinates with pure heart......"
"How? Killed so-and-so? Zhong Xiu sneered and looked at Wu Fan, his eyes widened, pointed to his neck, and said, "Come on!" Aren't you very capable? Chen Yuci and Guo Ye, weren't they all slaughtered by you? It's not bad for this one, isn't it? Come on, come on! Give a certain knife! Come on! ”
Wu Fan's face was gloomy, his right hand was on the fourteen sword box behind him, and his teeth rattled. He knew that Zhong Xiu was deliberately finding fault, and once he did it, he would fall for it, so he didn't do it for a long time.
Seeing that Wu Fan hadn't moved for a long time, Zhong Xiu laughed and said, "Come on!" Give a certain knife! If you don't give this knife today, you're a grandson! Turtle grandson! ”
"Poof!"
"Hahaha!"
Wu Fan suddenly laughed, and then bowed to Zhong Xiu very, very seriously, and saluted again, "Grandpa, hello! ”
Turned around and walked away.
Looking at Wu Fan's back, the smugness and arrogance on Zhong Xiu's face were all gone, and he became very stunned, because he already felt ...... I feel that either I am crazy or Wu Fan is crazy! What do you mean? What does this mean? How could he ...... Can you get this mouth? You should pull out a knife and cut me, right? No, it's not right! How can this be?
If Wu Fan knew what Zhong Xiu was thinking, he would definitely tell Zhong Xiu that this was "IQ crushing", Zhong Xiu said, "If you don't give a certain knife, you are a certain grandson, a turtle grandson", and then Wu Fan called his grandfather, what is the grandfather of the turtle grandson? The answer is about to come out, there is no doubt - Lao Wang Ba.
But......
Wu Fan hasn't thought about it so much now, he has already begun to think about how to kill Zhong Xiu, judging from Zhong Xiu's behavior today, he must have been ordered by the commander Wu Yuanhao to come to the hundred households in the west of the city, and the only purpose is to do everything to get rid of or kill him Wu Fan. Otherwise, could Zhong Xiu stand so stupidly and provoke Wu Fan to cut him with words? That's looking for a reason.
[You forced me! Don't think that a "gathering qi into a sea" can scare me, to kill you, Lao Tzu has countless ways! 】
Wu Fan had a dark face, his eyes were fierce to the extreme, he really didn't expect Zhong Xiu or Wu Yuanhao to make such a show, it was too ugly! It's hard to see that even Wu Fan, a person who doesn't pay attention to eating, can't stand it! Of course, Zhong Xiu is not an opponent that Wu Fan can resist now, the official is one level higher and the higher level is crushing people, and the force value is not at the same level, if Wu Fan doesn't call his grandfather without shame, it will be even more embarrassing. There's no way, that grumpy dog really dared to beat Wu Fan, and then said that he had drunk too much, and Wu Yuanhao was on top to excuse him, rather than this, it was better to simply be shameless. How much is face worth, or is it better to avoid the pain of flesh and skin?
Shaking his head, Wu Fan no longer thought about Zhong Xiu, but instead made a basin of water, wiped down the "up", "down", and some verses on those bamboo sticks, and used a delicate little brush to write the names one by one according to the roster, and finally specially sent someone to buy a thick big cake outside, stuffed a piece at the bottom of the bamboo tube, and tested it a few times and felt that it was feasible, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
When I looked up, it was already noon, and the scorching sun was on the head.
Wu Fan walked out of the room, beckoned his subordinate Ying Yangwei to come over and said, "I have already figured out how to choose the candidate Ying Yangwei, you go and gather all the people whose names are reported," looking at the flattering look of everyone, Wu Fan suddenly patted his head and said, "Don't worry!" I'm doing something, don't worry! ”
The people went out of the gate of the west side of the city in disbelief, and began to greet them as they walked through the streets according to the register.
Zhong Xiu, who had a conflict with Wu Fan in the morning, probably woke up from alcohol and knew that he might be a little reckless...... It must be impossible to make him apologize, he is not the kind of person who can make compromises, not to mention that he was ordered to give Wu Fan a good look.
Zhong Xiu was enjoying the shade under the big tree in the courtyard of the west of the city, and when he saw Wu Fan coming out of the house, he raised his eyebrows, pretended to be majestic, and said slowly: "Wu Zongqi, the matter of Ying Yangwei filling the quota...... It's not a trivial matter! If you do it unfairly, let people gossip, don't say that a certain person is a hundred households, even the commander will not be able to protect you at that time! ”
Wu Fan looked at Zhong Xiu with a smile, looked at Zhong Xiumao, and then replied: "Since Lord Baihu asked me to be in charge of this matter, then I will definitely do it beautifully, but ...... Lord Hyaknohe doesn't seem to want to see me doing well, huh? ”
"How so? How so? Wu Zongqi, what are you talking about! Zhong Xiu laughed, as much as you want: "Then wait for your good news, of course, don't blame you for not suing you, if you don't do well...... Hey. ”
Wu Fan's face remained unchanged, and he said two words directly - "Hehe!" ”
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