Joke

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Yesterday I drank too much alcohol and woke up and still wanted to vomit. I've been depressed lately, and I always have a lot of feelings.

Wandering around alone thought it was cool at first. Looking back now, I am lonely and helpless.

Since I was a child, I have practiced literature and martial arts, and I think I am a character. I didn't think that the boss was not small, and still no one patronized.

The young crush has long been married. On the street that day, the child called me uncle.

There are a lot of women around, all of them are aunts and sisters-in-law. There is an occasional exception, which is also crooked melons and inferior dates.

There are too many singles around, and I'm hungry all day long. I want to comfort a few words, but I don't know what to say.

Someone saw that I was pitiful and wanted to help me find it. Even if it's scrap materials, maybe I want it.

If I would rather die than obey, I will be said to have high eyes. I had to bite the bullet and go and have a look.

Unexpectedly, they are also very picky. I don't have money, no house, no car, so I don't want to come to sāo to disturb.

I couldn't figure out why the world had changed. The influence he has received since childhood has all turned into a joke.

Hard work and hard work in the end of all in vain. Slippery and flattering, but can mix well.

They enjoyed themselves at home, and I studied hard in my dormitory. I don't know if I've been busy for a long time, or it's time for me to be alone.

Doing evil and power, that is a servant of the people. If you are not convinced, I will subdue you immediately.

Gangsters and ruffians, that's the pillars of the country. Bachelor's, Master's, PhDs, when you're posturing.

In this commodity society, you have to know everything. It's either corruption or tax evasion.

no, so ashamed. At this point, I suddenly understood that honesty was not right.

Friends see this, whether they are not confused. Why flowers bloom and bear fruit with cow dung.

The virtue of the heavens makes me unable to court. Lao Tzu turned his heart to the side and responded to the national policy.

From now on, I will be a single for life, and what can I do? Hongchen sprinkled the family to see through it, it was all the fault of the previous life.

No matter how hungry others are, your master and I will be dedicated to the Buddha from now on! There is no Amitabha Buddha in the south

The whole joke was all about it

After reading it, none of them survived, and they all died of laughter

Today is my birth, and my girlfriend called early and said that she was going to come home in the evening to congratulate me on my birth, and she wanted to surprise me! Hear the good news! I was extra productive at work today, and I ran more than a dozen customers at once! Back to the company. It was three o'clock in the afternoon, and when I went to the cafeteria, there was only a pitiful dish and a soup left, fried meat and three beans (fried soybeans, green beans, and peas) and radish soup. I couldn't help it, I ran for a whole morning, and my stomach was already growling, so I had to ask for a big plate of meat fried three beans and a big pot of radish soup, and ate it! I didn't expect to get off work, and my stomach was like an off-road jeep engine! -- Started a vigorous piston movement! In an instant, streams of gas rushed out of my body! I rushed to a place where no one was, and at first my stomach was still embarrassed to sing softly, but it immediately turned into a cannon-like pop! My stomach is so swollen! At this moment, my girlfriend called and said that she had arrived home and told me to hurry home. Alas! I had no choice but to go home, I hope she won't see my wolf bèi! ……

On the way home, I deliberately tried to fart a lot. I'm almost home, my stomach feels a lot better, and I don't think there will be any more problems. I saw my girlfriend waiting for me by the door from afar, and she looked a little excited. She cried out, "Tonight, my dear, I have prepared for you a very wonderful gift that will surely surprise you. ”

Before I even entered the door, my girlfriend blindfolded me tightly with a piece of cloth, saying that she wanted to surprise me! He led me to a chair at the head of the table, and made me swear not to peek. Suddenly, I felt like farting again. Just then, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. It saved my life! I made an excuse and told her to go to another room to answer the phone! But she made me swear that I couldn't remove the blindfolded cloth! After that, I went to another room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, I seized the moment and moved all my weight to one leg and let out the fart. Not only was the fart loud, but it smelled like the stench of a rancid egg. I could barely breathe, so I felt the cushion of the chair and fanned it all around, trying to fan away the foul smell.

Just as I was feeling better, another fart came again. I lifted my leg again and started to put it down! It sounded like the sound of a diesel engine spinning rapidly, and this time the smell was even worse. In order not to suffocate myself, I fanned the chair cushion with my arm, hoping that the smell would dissipate.

It was when one qiē was about to return to normal, and another fart rushed in impatiently. So I stood up, bent over, and pouted my ass back and up! Put it out. This fart was truly top-notch, and even the newspaper behind it was blown into the ground

I listened to the sound of my girlfriend talking in the other room, and because I had to keep my promise not to peep, I didn't dare to open the blindfold, so I could only keep farting in the dark, in order to get all the gas out of my stomach as soon as possible, and not make the room stink! I unbuckled my pants, faded my panties and trousers below my lower abdomen, exposed my ass, and fumbled through the door to the balcony behind me, almost reaching my entire ass to the balcony, and began to fart like crazy...... Ah! It's so much better! After that, I danced and fanned the room with the chair cushion, praying that the stench would diss......ipate quickly, and just like that, in the next ten minutes, I kept farting and fanning the chair cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my stomach were much better! I quickly fastened my pants, straightened my hair, and began to smile gracefully and smilingly waiting for my dear her to surprise me.

As she approached, I had a satisfied smile on my face and a warm look. My girlfriend first apologized to me for calling her for so long, and then asked me if I had secretly lifted the cloth. After I assured her that I hadn't peeked, my girlfriend removed the cloth covering my eyes and said to me, "Surprise! My girlfriend asked me to take them to see you today, and they said that you are very personable and handsome in the photo! Here! You see, the five people sitting at the table are all good sisters in my unit, and the six people standing on the balcony are my best friends when I was in school! ”

It was then that I was shocked and horrified to find that a large group of girls were sitting around the table across from me, and on the balcony behind me stood another group, all of whom had come to this feast that surprised me very much. Now, each of them looked at me with an indescribable expression on their faces, as if they had discovered a Martian..................

In the middle of the night, I woke up and felt my husband hugging me, secretly happy! I thought to myself: This guy is usually very cool, but I didn't expect to accidentally show my stuffing when I was sleeping. So I was so moved, and just as I was about to enjoy his hug, I heard him say in a daze: "Wife! It's cold! "I wanted to kick him out of bed.

A certain rì was watching TV with her husband, and the actress was dancing ballet on TV, and my husband said to me, "Wife, you are also very suitable for ballet." "Stealing! I thought: My husband must think I'm in good shape. But I wanted him to praise him directly, so I calmed down and continued to ask him, "Why do you say I'm suitable for ballet?" My husband was serious and said in a very professional tone: "Ballet dancers can't have too big breasts." "I didn't roll out of my chair.

After getting up at the end of the week, I talked to my husband about the recent expenses problem, and felt that we often spend money indiscriminately, which is not good, so I decided to change the problem of spending money indiscriminately. In the evening, my husband accompanied me to the supermarket, I saw my favorite shaqima, but I didn't know which brand to buy, so I took a random one, the price was 4 yuan 8, and when I was about to reach out to take it, I heard my husband keep calling on the side: "4 pieces of 6, 4 pieces of 6." I couldn't stop laughing when I heard this, it seemed that he was serious about our money-saving plan.

One morning, I rested, my husband went to work, I sent my husband to the elevator, the elevator door opened, I turned around and was about to go home, I heard my husband call me behind me, turned around and looked, only to see my husband standing in front of the elevator mouth with one foot and one foot cocked to block the elevator door, leaning over and naughty to say to me: "There is no one in my wife, KISS!" "I'm so angry and funny!

Once, while combing my hair in the mirror, I said to my husband, "You said that if my husband came back from work every day to cook and do laundry, and then I didn't have to do anything, just go to work, how nice would it be." My husband walked up to me, kept shaking me, and said, "Wife, wake up, wake up, it's not too early." "I was completely defeated by my husband.

My husband and I like to watch movies together, but whenever we have to change films, it's painful, especially in winter, and we don't want to get out of the bed. So, every time the picture stopped, I immediately turned my head sideways and pretended to be asleep, and I snored; Seeing this, my husband could only get out of bed and change it by himself. As soon as the discs came in, I woke up immediately, pretended to be sleepy-eyed and said, "What's wrong, what's wrong, what's going on?" Do you want to change discs? I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. My husband said I was too bad.

After a few years, I had forgotten about it, and when it was time to change the disc, I just wanted to call him, but he had already slept on his side, and then he naturally concocted the same method, and laughed at me.

After washing the dishes, I brushed the stainless steel pot by the way, brushed very hard, and finally brushed brighter than when I first bought it. So I was very proud! My husband was standing on a stool on the balcony to cool his clothes, and I excitedly carried the pot in to show him. He looked at the pot with his head tilted to and flanked carefully, but he didn't praise me. Just as he was about to ask him, he brushed his hair with his hand as if nothing happened, "Well, this young man is still quite handsome......"

At first my wife said she couldn't cook. I said, "No, I'll do it." "As a result, now I do! Ha ha.

He picked me up at work, and I yelled to buy bananas. When I went to the place and found that the two girls of the company were also buying. I know them well, and he doesn't. I shouted to them, "Great! I don't have to buy it, do I? The girl generously handed me a bag of bananas: "Take it!" I only broke one, and the girl said, "Take more!" You're welcome, what's you! Then he said, "Take two and take the roots!" My colleague was slightly stunned and quickly echoed him: "Take more and take more!" He said no, no, two would be enough. I broke another one, and was surprised how he could disgrace me like this, but he handed me the net, and then took the two bananas and handed them to his colleague, and said earnestly, "Thank you!" ”

The next day, when I went to work until noon, everyone laughed wildly when they thought about it......

My husband likes to hide at home and let me look for him, but the house is too small, and I find him very lightly every time. Once before going to bed, he went to turn off the light (the light switch was a certain distance from the bed), and after turning it off, I saw him quickly squatting on the ground, although I could see it clearly, (night vision vision is very good), but it was silent. I saw him squat for a while, and then crawl to the side of the bed, I couldn't help but laugh, and when he carefully crawled to the side of the bed, poked his head out, I pounced on him, scared him! Haha, laugh!

In my husband's eyes, I was famously short-sighted; Low IQ. Sometimes, though, he gets into my hands. The day before yesterday, we were separated in front of a busy shopping mall, but when I turned around, I found him and saw him looking nervously behind me. I walked behind him and shouted his name, and he turned his head sharply, and I pretended not to see him, but still shouted, and made a very scared, anxious look, and he smiled happily and hugged me, and said, "Oops, stupid! "Oops, sweet is dead!

I remembered another one: I was walking in the yard with my husband after dinner last night, and suddenly I saw a cockroach on the road, and I yelled "Husband, step on, step on it, step on it!" Then he stretched out his feet and prepared to step on it, and her husband said, "Oh, it's Xiaoqiang, let it go." "It made me feel cruel and unloving.

My husband took the shuttle bus home, the road was blocked, and he texted me to take a detour home.

I texted him back and said, "You can sleep in the car for a while."

He replied: No! How scary it would be to dream of you!

When I saw the Chinese team losing another sports competition on TV, I swore and said: "In the future, I want my children to practice sports and win glory for the country!" My husband looked up at me and said, "Then let him practice weightlifting, see what the he can do!" ”

Woowoo......

One day, I was discussing with my husband the silly topic that everyone would discuss, "will I be a man or a woman in my next life", and I thought about it for a long time and said, "I will be a man in my next life, and let you serve me as a woman!" My husband turned his face and looked at me and said, "You said the same thing in your last life......

Yesterday I was fighting rats at home with my husband, and my husband was very heroic and trampled the rat to death. I praised him for his bravery, but he said sadly, "Hey, I remember watching "Shuk and Beta" when I was a child, and I feel so uncomfortable! ”

Even the first time I cooked for my husband, my own craftsmanship is really not jīng, and the sè fragrance of the dishes I made is not touched, my husband is so cute while burying his head in hard work, while comforting the couple and saying, it doesn't matter to my wife, just give me food and clothing, I don't ask for a well-off

The song "Two Butterflies" implies how much immoral scheming and attempts towards women are the same as "Xiaofang" back then, treating women's feelings as child's play, thank you for the love you give me, and people will say goodbye in a word. Ponder that these songs imply a certain immorality or a conspiracy on the part of a man towards a woman—especially in Two Butterflies.

"Honey, fly slowly, be careful of the thorny roses in front", at the beginning of the song, Sè Wolf chats with her little sister as a big brother, telling her to be cautious about feelings, and the roses in front may hurt her. The little sister was very happy to hear this, and felt that the eldest brother was open-minded, and was a completely humanitarian reminder to her, and he was helping her selflessly, and she gave up her sense of defense against the wolf.

"My dear, open your mouth, the fragrance of flowers in the wind will make you intoxicated", this sentence The big brother saw the innocence of the little sister, and suddenly changed his words and began to seduce the little sister in the first step. You open your mouth, the fragrance of flowers will intoxicate you, the big brother is very mean, and uses the fragrance of flowers to hit the weakest part of the defense of little girls or women, and uses the fragrance to impress and seduce girls, and the big brother is well-intentioned and very sinister.

The sentence "Honey, you fly with me, through the jungle to see the stream" is even more infuriating. After the little sister was successfully seduced by the fragrance of flowers, the eldest brother was about to lead him to fly, and lied to her to see the water of the stream. You say that there is no stream, but you have to go through the forest to see it! The drunkard didn't mean to drink, and the ideal ending of the big brother was: as soon as he flew to the densest part of the jungle, he fell to the ground, pulled the little sister and said, My wings are broken, and they can be repaired at dawn......

"Honey come and dance, there will be no dark day in the chūn of love", at this point, the big brother initially achieved his goal. Honey, let's do a dance, he's already in physical contact with his little sister. Moreover, he also said with a pretentious attitude that there will be no dark in the chūn day of love, he is hinting that the little sister should not be afraid of what I am going to do when it gets dark, there will be no darkness, this lie has no technical content at all, isn't it a fart if it is not dark? In fact, he has already set his next target after dark......

"I am entangled with you, and I will fly with you, and I will always be with you in this red dust." At this point, I don't say that you also understand, the little sister has been taken down by the big brother that night, looking at the little sister who is nervous and shy at the head of the bed and quite uneasy, the big brother is afraid that what he has done will not be fair, and he began to lie: I fly with you, and I will always be with you - hehe, who believes the ghost if he doesn't believe it?

"Chase your life, love me a thousand times, live up to my tenderness and beauty". nǎinǎi, to this point is even less like words, full of gorgeous good words, I am tender, you are beautiful, I chase you all my life. But the wolf still has to show its tail, "love me a thousand times" - you see, he still wants to be loved a thousand times! Is the little sister like the advertisement, "Mrs. is new every day"? Can the little sister turn back a thousand times into a yellow flower girl to love him? Okay, big brother already wants to soak two nǎi!

"I am entangled with you, flying around, flying over this red dust forever, and when the autumn wind is exhausted, the autumn leaves fall into a pile, and I can wither with you without regrets." The end of the tragedy has finally arrived, "When the autumn wind is exhausted and the autumn leaves fall into piles, I can wither with you and have no regrets", a woman's withering is the fastest, if a man wants to abandon or start to feel sorry for a woman today, then the woman will be the autumn of the wind and leaves the next day - the big brother is already going to abandon the little sister, and he also said that he will wither with him. , he doesn't, the old doesn't go and the new doesn't come, he's going to continue to lie to his little sister - so, "Two Butterflies" sings again - honey, you fly slowly......

New tragedies are unfolding all the time.

At the end of writing, in fact, the name of the song also implies an even more dirty message: two butterflies! Declining men are actually going to be a lot of beggars and children now, seeing your good face, they go up to ask for money, the most annoying thing is that they often suddenly hug your legs, so you can't walk, especially embarrassing on the street, ordinary people have to obediently give money. The last time my buddy was on the street with him, he also encountered this situation, and the dude said to him: You go away!. So mm left, but his leg was hugged by the child, and passers-by looked at it and must be thinking: It's no way, give the money. My buddy smiled and said softly to the kid who hugged his legs with the strength of eating nǎi: Let's see who lasts a long time, okay? I'll see how long you can hold it~~~ After speaking, I took out my phone and stood where to start playing the game. The child hugged him for a while and left by himself~~

Two of my friends met a little beggar on the road, this little beggar is famous in our country, because he can entangle, until you give money, he is not afraid to fight. I will beat him for a while to scare him, believe it or not? He replied: "Beat me to death!" I'm like this anyway, shoot me! I'm out of line~~~ My two friends don't fight, let him follow, hehe. Along the way, I talked about abducting and selling children, killing people and setting fires, and I didn't forget to turn around and say to the children, come along, hurry, continue to follow. Walking to an alley, the two of them went in, and then turned back to the child and said, "Come on, follow up." I saw the little imp crying and saying, I won't follow you anymore! Turn around and run! Hahahaha~~~

Once at the train station, a child hugged my leg and started singing, I learned him to sing, and when I saw that he had money in his hand, I said you have more money than mine, give me some, and he ran away before his hand was stretched out, so one of the mm next to him was miserable......

A female colleague of mine used to be violent, every time she and her female companion went to the street and encountered a child entangled, she took the child's hand and strode forward, while saying that she would go with her aunt and buy you candy to eat, and after a while, she used an adult to come up and snatch the child back~~~

I was waiting for the train at the train station and sitting in the waiting room reading a book. A little girl came up and started singing. I put down the book and looked at her. When she finished singing, she bowed and reached out to ask for money. I said, "Sing one more song." And she sang again. I finished listening and said, "Sing it again." She sang it again. I said, "Do you think I sing like it?" So I started learning her to sing. She listened, said no, and turned away.

I didn't have change for a car ride, so I took out 2 yuan and put it in a beggar's bowl, and then asked him to find me a piece, and didn't forget to say to him when I left: Thank you!

I have basically never encountered a beggar who is so strong in holding his legs. But once, when I was walking on the road, I suddenly met a beggar who asked me for money, and I really didn't have a penny on me at that time. The corners of his eyes suddenly lit up, and when he looked back, he saw that there was 1 coin on the ground, and he immediately picked it up, and when he looked closely, he was 1 yuan in the ocean, and he was happy, and said in passing: I have something to eat ~~~ (I still can't figure it out now, why did I say this sentence @_@ at that time), the beggar turned around and left~~~~

Last time, I met even gg on the street, and even gg told me to go away. The little mm grabbed the hand of the puppet gg tightly and asked him to ask for money, the puppet gg smiled softly at her, and then said a cold word, "Little sister, you are so cute, go home with the GG, and the GG will raise you." Saying that, pick her up and leave, didn't take two steps, the mm cried, and then a middle-aged woman came out of nowhere, grabbed the little mm and ran ~~~

I once had dinner with my friends at a restaurant. We sat there waiting for the waiter to serve us food. After a while, a beggar took a bowl and walked up to his friend's back and touched him gently, imagining that he was asking for money. The occasional friend was chatting with the occasional friend, thinking that it was the waiter who served the meal, so he didn't turn around and took the rice bowl in the beggar's hand and put it in front. We were all there, and the beggar was even crying without tears (he couldn't think of this when he was killed, and someone grabbed a job)~~~

When I saw this, I thought of the practices of people I saw who were pestered by little beggars and an experience of my own:

Once at the door, I saw a little beggar holding a boy's leg and asking for money, boy couldn't shake it off a few times, and the beggar was biao4 on boy's lap~~~ It was summer, it was estimated that boy was hot, annoying, and anxious, and there was a beggar on his leg who couldn't get rid of it, and he kicked the beggar out with one kick, and his mouth was still shouting "Get out"! It's not an exaggeration at all, it's enough to throw that little thing five meters away! I looked stupid at the time, that guy is so ruthless, turn around and leave! The little beggar was left crying with him~~~

The one I encountered myself was not so happy. n years ago, I was shopping with a good friend in Xidan and met one on the road. My good friend was so timid that he saw the beggar coming at us from afar and said, "Ah! I didn't react to anything at all, so I couldn't find her beside me~~~ The beggar didn't do anything, but I looked for her for a long time, and finally found her in a shoe store about 200 meters away, so I was speechless

Hehe, I also saw a scene on the flyover a few years ago. A little beggar pesters a young woman for money. I couldn't be entangled, and the people around me were embarrassed, so I took out the money from the bag, and took out a handful of big and small bills, and she was about to draw 2 yuan out with her other hand, and the little beggar was fast, and grabbed a 10 yuan and pulled it out. The woman tugged twice, and a leg flew out from underneath, kicking the little beggar out. The people on the bridge were stunned

I once walked with a few friends near Chongwen Gate (there are two mm), mm in front, we boys in the back, a little beggar thought it was just 2 girls, rushed up to hug one of the mm to ask for money, we immediately ran over to surround the little beggar, did not speak, just looked at him, the other mm said don't hit him, too small to carry the beating, easy to have an accident! The little beggar cried in fright, let go and ran.

Beggars trade their dignity for money.

jì women use their own ** in exchange for money.

Many people trade their conscience for money.

There are also many people who take money from others for nothing.

You can not give beggars, you can not piáo, but don't despise the first two kinds of people, who live at the bottom of society.

Many years ago, a person found a QQ that he forgot to turn off in an Internet café:

Beauty: Husband, you've told me about three 886s, why haven't you left yet? (I probably glanced at the chat logs, and they were all boring and disgusting sweet words.) )

Shuai Shen: I was just leaving, but my eldest wife is here, and I have to accompany her.

Beauty: What do you say!!

Shuaishen: Didn't you read it? You can read the chat history.

Beauty: Who is your eldest wife? So what am I????

Shuai Shen: I just met. She's older than you, and of course you're smaller.

Beauty: You, I tell you Xiao Lizi, don't be angry with me, I'm in a bad mood today, I'm playing too much, be careful that I break off my friendship with you!!!!

Shuai Shen: Then you wait a while, I'll ask my eldest wife how to deal with this matter.

Beauty: Bastard, even if you drag me, I won't forgive you if you kneel down for me. (At this time, a "shooting star" flashed up.) )

Meteor: Li Tianming, don't you have classes in the afternoon? (Li Tianming?) Estimated to be the real name. )

Shuai Shen: The afternoon class is full, and I don't want to go.

Meteor: You're skipping class again? How was the last guarantee written?

Shuai Shen: Damn, it's your business to write a guarantee, are you a class teacher or a counselor? Stay where it's cool.

Meteor: Have you forgotten who I am?

This tone is a little wrong, I checked the personal information, age 25, professional teacher, and the name is so earthy, Bacheng is a counselor.

I guess I can't play too much, so let's be incognito first. After a while on BBS, I logged in to QQ again.

Xuehua: Husband, didn't you go to class, why did you come back again? (TMD!? This wife is still pinching one after another. I took a look at the chat history, and it was similar to the boring and disgusting sweet talk before. )

Shuai Shen: No, I didn't leave at all, I was invisible.

Xuehua: Okay, you, you still play stealth between husband and wife!!!

Shuai Shen: 57 If you don't play stealth, do you play stealth with strangers, do you use your brain?

Xuehua: I said you're okay, why didn't I mess with you???? (yes, she didn't mess with me either, I took a closer look at the previous chat history, and the conversation was quite harmonious.) )

Shuai Shen: I'm sorry, I replied to the wrong message, I thought you were my little wife.

Xuehua: Okay, okay, surnamed Li, you have a kind, don't pester me again in the future.

Lavenderfoot: Xiao Ming, long time no see.

Shuai Shen: Who are you?

Lavender Feet: Forgot about my brother so quickly!! You kid has no conscience, right!!!!!!

Shuaishen: Brother? Biological?

Lavender: Damn, you're funny? You have looked at the things that we sang* for the alliance back then. It's been a year since I've seen you forget all the brothers who worshipped you.

Shuai Shen: Oh, I remember. I'm sorry, I drank too much just now, and now I'm a little dizzy.

Lavender: What kind of wine do you drink in broad daylight? It's not easy for you kid to drink like this.

Forget it, don't talk to him, I just caused the two wives to be a disaster, and I have to find a replacement. At this time, a fragrance flashed.

Shuai Shen: Hello mm, I've had a crush on you for a long time, can I be my wife?

Fangfang: You're sick!

Shuai Shen: Yes, I'm sick with lovesickness, so I'm waiting for you to heal me. Okay, no, you say something, if it doesn't work, I'll die.

Fangfang: You're stupid, I'm your sister!!!!!

Shuai Shen: Sister? Biological?

I immediately took a look at the information, my real name is Li Tianfang, dizzy, it can't be my sister, right?

Shuai Shen: Dude, do you know a person named Li Tianfang?

Lavenderfoot: Isn't that your sister?

Lavenderfoot: You drank something so bad, you don't even recognize it.

I'm dizzy, I'm really my sister.

I think I'm going a little too far, it's going to kill people, so let's explain it to others.

I'm sorry.,I'm not the owner of this QQ.,There are a lot of people in the computer room here.,I saw him say goodbye to the people on QQ.,I've been waiting behind him.,But after waiting for a long time, he's still saying goodbye to people.,I'm annoyed.,QQ didn't turn off when he left.,I'm angry and talk nonsense.,Don't take it to heart.。

I'm going to copy this passage and send it to everyone. Send it to the beauty first, I was just about to press ctrl+enter... Brush, the power in the computer room is out. It's the heavens that are going to kill you.