() Because I was busy some time ago, I didn't have time. Only 2000 words per day. But if it's slow, no one will watch it. So I'm sorry

Now I have drawn up a framework from the new and written 5W words,,, I feel that I can achieve two changes a day,,, so I stand up and write from the new, please support you!!!!!!!!!!! In order to achieve 2W words, another work is ,,, specially reprinted from the Internet to reprint some jokes even a new bird, the first time I went to class in the real yàn building, and I defecated between classes. I saw a toilet door hanging with a male curtain, and hurriedly opened the curtain and entered. Unexpectedly, a girl finished her work and was wiping the liquid on her lower body with a tissue. Since the kitten was CN, he immediately stood on the spot, only to feel a stream of hot blood rushing straight to the top of his head from the soles of his feet, pushing the stool back. I didn't see whether the girl was beautiful or not, but I saw a black beer.

That girl looks at least 3 years older than 4 seniors, and she has a lot of experience. Unhurriedly, he threw the towel into the paper basket and slowly lifted his jeans. In the tone of the passerby, he said: freshmen, that is the men's toilet, and we often hang the wrong curtain for entertainment. Even in a hurry, he was sweating profusely.

After coming out occasionally, my heart beats faster and I can't calm down for a long time. Ignorantly, I walked into the men's toilet with a female curtain. Find a pit, untie your pants, squat down, and run errands. I still have a chance encounter in my head.

After the convenience, I stood up after cleaning the battlefield and just grabbed the waistband of my pants to lift my pants, and swept the light, and a girl in the right pit was looking at me sideways. His pants are also fading halfway, and he is revealing the hygienic J on NK with his hand. If I looked closely, it was MM in the same class, and she was also looking at me in a daze.

The two reacted at the same time and hurriedly lifted their pants together. MM is pink and white, small and exquisite, and even the real does not deliberately look at its lower body, but when I see the red and black connected, my heart is surging and I can't help myself.

MM's face turned red for a moment, and then the two of them had a conversation that made me chill to this day. Occasional cat guarantee: The following is a transcript of the conversation, which has never been artificially added or modified.

MM: "Come to the bathroom?" (God knows why she asked such a sentence)

Even: "Ah, Enna." It's a bit of a bad stomach today. You're here too? (Even at that time, I really didn't speak through my brain, and I didn't think at all, and I swore to the sky, and I even asked her if she came to the toilet, but I didn't ask her if she came to the toilet.) ）

MM: Ah! (face reddened) when I got here, I was unlucky, I came several days in advance. (It seems that MM's thinking is also very confused, and it is not much better than me)

Idol:...... (Speechless, I really can't find the words to answer)

Finally, at this moment, both of them put their pants on. MM's face returned to a little normal, and even his thinking turned a little bit. The couple said in unison, "Did you go to the wrong toilet?" After saying this, MM looked at me fixedly, and frankly, his eyes were big and good-looking.

MM: "Women's bathroom, isn't it written on the curtain?" (The tone became tougher, which means that a college student still doesn't know the men's and women's toilets?) It seems that if there is no evidence of a mistake, MM will probably think that I deliberately came in and peeked and I became a wolf. ）

The puppet giant collapsed, and I was accused by the girl of going to the wrong toilet twice in one rì, and if this is spread, I won't have to go to college. But I can't explain to MM that I walked into the toilet just now and was kicked out by the girl, so I entered the toilet. I occasionally feel like I have a camel of poop in my brain, and I am panicked.

Finally, there is no end to the road, and he was caught by the puppet with extremely favorable evidence to prove the innocence of the puppet. Even to MM said that even if you can't help but worship yourself, you can't help but obey your own words: "Men's toilet, I asked, the curtain is just bad." Besides, you girls shouldn't need this urinal, right? With that, he smugly pointed to the urinal in the toilet.

Sure enough, this remark was extremely lethal, and MM's face was even redder than just now. His head hung down, and he muttered, "I'm sorry to disturb you." But I'm going to have to change it, can you help me take a look at the door?" I just saw our squad leader go into that toilet, I can't go in and change it?! ”

The four young nuns begged the priest on Friday to give them a weekend off, and it took them a long time to convince the priest, but the priest asked them to tell him honestly on Monday morning how they were going to spend the weekend.

On Monday morning, the four nuns returned and took turns reporting to the priest.

The first nun said to the priest: "Forgive me, priest, I am guilty......" "What have you done?" the priest asked. The first nun replied: "I watched a tertiary film. The priest looked up at the sky and thought for a few seconds, then said, "Well, forgive you, go and drink some holy water!" As the first nun left, the priest noticed the fourth nun smiling with her lips pursed.

It was the turn of the second nun, who said to the priest: "Forgive me, priest, I am guilty...... and the priest said, "Well, what happened to me?" The second nun said, "Last night I stole my brother's car and crushed a dog," the priest looked up at the sky, thought for almost a minute, and said, "Forgive me, go and drink some holy water." As the second nun left, the fourth laughed even louder.

Then it was the turn of the third nun to report: "Forgive me, priest, I am guilty...... and the priest said: "Well, sue me for what you have done." The third nun said, "I was running naked in the streets last night...", and after thinking about it for almost five minutes, the priest said, "God forgive you, go and drink some holy water." When the third nun left, the fourth nun fell to the ground laughing and burst into tears......

The priest couldn't take it anymore, so he took the initiative to ask the fourth nun, "Well, now you should tell me what happened funny this weekend to make you laugh like this?" She finally couldn't hold back a smile and replied, "Last night, I peed in the holy water......

Before graduation, the sisters were very bored every time, and they had no taste for it, and they ate and slept every day. People say that they are full of warm thoughts*yù, this is absolutely true, after four days of brewing, everyone finally reached an agreement to go back to the! I'm in my twenties, and I don't even know what an A-movie looks like, so I'm really a college student in vain. So the sisters began to set up a TV and a DVD player, and with the flattery of several sisters, they persuaded the boys, who were also idle and bored, to borrow the TV and the disc player.

Now it's time to rent a disk. The sisters all have the heart of a thief but not the guts of a thief, and everyone would rather die than eat this first bite of crab. After countless discussions and research, they ruled that I was bold enough to rent a disk.ft~ Rent to rent~ Do ji and want to set up a torii, how can there be such a good thing!! I pulled another girl in the dormitory by the way, because when I asked her if she wanted to rent a disk together, she said yes and said: Great! It's been a long time since I've watched a disc! Cold~

Killed into the disc shop, it feels like a thief~ The girl began to look for the disc, and she kept talking: Why not? I'm sweating about to come down, I said big sister, do you know what an A-movie is? She looked back at me with incredible eyes: Isn't an A-movie just an A-level battle jǐng? ? Dizzy~~~~ I hurriedly pulled her aside for sinful indoctrination, and after listening to my explanation, she finally seemed to understand. After a while, she took a photo of Aaron Kwok and Chen Huilin's question: This should be an A-movie, right? Look at this name, it's very yellow~infinitely want to hit the wall~!~ From this experience, that is, don't rent discs with preschool children! But to be honest, I didn't know what a movie looked like at that time~ I just set the target on the CD with an ambiguous name and a hot cover.

Since I was about to graduate, the business of the disc store was booming, and the staff was mixed, so I really had nowhere to start, so I had to run away. Came to the back door of the secluded place, found a female boss's shop, fortunately okay ~ If it is a female xìng, it should be able to understand each other and not be embarrassed. So we wandered around this disc shop for a long time, and no one was caught, we entered the disc shop, pretending to be serious about selecting the discs, I thought it was better not to say hello too directly, so I quietly asked the boss: Is there a ***. Ha ha! It's so tightly hidden, it's not what an A-movie is! I shook off the plate in my hand, and forced the boss to take out the plate in the bag and pick it for us, the boss's sweat~~~ is about to drip down. She said hesitantly~ This is no plot, I will choose another one for you if you see a plot, I pulled the disc and said: We just want to have no plot~~ Even at that time, it must be no different from the outside mix~ The boss is speechless~ Anyway, I am also a student cadre with excellent character and learning, and my image is so gone~5555~~~

After choosing a disc, we fled back to the den of thieves, and the gang of thieves and mothers-in-law finally looked forward to liberation and the light. After three long live sounds, the curtains were drawn, the doors were closed, the lights were all extinguished, and everyone did not dare to take a breath. The drama is on. There's really no plot! A black man and a white chicken are tossing and raining in a small bathroom, and occasionally a close-up of an organ. The volume has been turned to the minimum, and the whine-oooooo Look at everyone's expressions, it seems like eating flies. Oh my God, isn't this a beast? If zuo love is like this, it will be too disgusting~ A little sister muttered quietly. The woman on the TV turned around and began to use her mouth, wow~ The puppets are dizzy!! Seeing that she was forced to do these actions, her face was so uncomfortable, and the puppets were so disgusted that she wanted to vomit, and on my left, a sister who thought she had done H work, saw this scene, and even spit, it is estimated that a year's saliva has been spit out~ The sister behind me said that it is better to watch ***~ Concealment makes people more hopeful, this is all clearly laid out, and people are like beasts, how can they still be interested!! That's right!! Turn off the phone at the moment, open the curtains, and wait for everyone to ease up, I said: For everyone's physical and mental health, I'll rent ***~ The sisters are dizzy.

Sleeping Beauty: The first time I saw his DD under the "leading" of my boyfriend, I hesitated for a long time before I dared to see it. I used to think that the opening of the little brother was a small hole, but I found that it was not; I thought only women could grow*, but I found out that it wasn't. Hehe, because when I was a kid my dad never took me to the men's bathhouse.

I'm getting married: I don't think it's good-looking, but it's not too ugly; At that time, when I was a virgin, I was very strange how such a big DD got into my body, and where did it come from? Oh, at that time, how cute

True love without regrets: The first time I saw it, I was most surprised that there were two balls underneath :) and they weren't as streamlined as I thought

God knows _Why: I shook my eyes and felt terrified, so I didn't dare to look at it

Much ado about nothing: hehe~~ I was surprised when I saw it for the first time, why is it so big, it must be painful to death! But now he likes to play, and he's happy to do it; I often wake up at night and touch his DD very hard, so I immediately retract my hand, but to be honest, I'm still embarrassed to look at it now......

**Baby: To be honest, I was a little disgusting when I saw it for the first time, I didn't expect it to be like that, and I was a little scared

Qiqi: I'm so scared that I don't dare to touch it

Princess Forever: Glanced at it in a hurry, felt big, and was a little scared. But I'm too embarrassed to look closely.

sheep: Surprised. I didn't expect it to be so thick and long.

Wammahw: I think it's disgusting, ugly~~

Angel: It's ugly!! It's probably the same as when a man sees a woman for the first time!

The first time was in his car, it was so rough that I was so scared that my heart was ordinary and ordinary and jumping!

sleep-girl: Excuse me! Then there's the feeling of nausea

aimei: I was embarrassed to look at the first few times, and then one time, he was lying next to me, so I took off his shorts, and looked closely, and he said, I felt like I was forced by me, but I didn't expect it to be so dark

≮Sugar Candy≯: I'm curious to ask where the boy is black? Why do I see that some of the pictures are pink? It's so weird~~~~ I think the black sè is disgusting~~~ Pink is better~

Similu: Ah ...... That's what it looks like. (It looks like it's finally clear.) ）

bingxialiu said: Very curious, like, plus excited.

Bit by bit: I feel nauseous and want to throw up ~~~~~~~~

ahwangli669 said: It's not good-looking, I think it's weird and ugly.

zzr0024 said: nnnnn horror, so big, I'm afraid I can't stand it!

Mouse-chasing cat: It's not disgusting, but I've been shaking all night, wondering if this thing can really enter my body? Hehe, it has not been practiced so far. But my boyfriend sued me yesterday and scared me half to death

McPhee: At that time, I dared to look at it, so I just glanced at it secretly, and I am still not embarrassed to stare at it.

Maya: At first, I was embarrassed, I thought it was so ugly, how did it look like this? Now I think it's fun.,I also often make my boyfriend's one hard at night.,When he noticed.,I turned around and said sleep.,Don't make trouble~~hehe~~.

Gentle night sè: It's the person I love, I think it's cute, obedient and soft for a while, naughty and hard for a while, hehe~~~

0lleee: yes, how can he have 3 legs, the middle one is very short