As the saying goes: A life without madness is worthless! Therefore, when people are young, they have to be crazy and chic, and when they are old, they will not regret it when they look back.

However, if it is not voluntary, and it is not conscious to mad to death, then it is worthless!

It is said that there has recently been an outbreak of a virus in the city that has never been seen before - swine flu!

Who was the first person on this planet to eat pork? It is estimated that it can be traced back to the era when human beings were still full of hair. Since the first person tasted the deliciousness of pork, this pig has since entered an artificial hell - a pigsty! A stay is tens of thousands of years, in the long history, along with the human beings from the whole body of the whole hair to very little hair, during this period, I do not know how many catties of pork human beings have eaten, if the Bureau of Statistics is invited to compile figures, it is estimated that these tens of thousands of years, at least trillion pig's trotters have to be gnawed off.

Pigs have always been an example of submissiveness, docile and kind, regardless of gains and losses! What is eaten is dregs, and what is given is fat! Even if it is in the water, it can be used to cook delicious dishes such as fried large intestines. As the closest friend of human beings, that is, not as flattering as dogs, nor as narcissistic as cats, they have always silently contributed their all, and the ideal of life is to make themselves and human beings one, and transfer all the fat to human beings, which is enough to be called the most perfect combination in the world!

Recently, however, the pigs have been a little confused, in addition to enduring the sāo harassment of mosquitoes and flies in the narrow pigsty, and now they have to swallow chemical snacks such as hormones and lean meat jīng, and their fat and strong bodies have been made a little weak. As soon as the breeze blew, I couldn't help but shiver. There is no care, no care, every day is still mixed with hormones of swill as rations, eat until the pork belly is cold to the pig's heart, and the painful pig liver is trembling.

The pig is sick, but there is no medical insurance, even if you want to go out of the circle to ask for a doctor, but the streets are full of hospitals for cats and dogs, pigs want to go in and take a drip but also suffer from the white eyes of cats and dogs, in order to maintain the last bit of dignity of the pig, it can only stand upright and not enter the pet hospital, rather stand and be slaughtered, can not lie down and suffer from the dog, just like that, the pig took a silence, sick and not hum!

Finally, he still didn't hold up, so the pig lay on the ground, tilted his head sideways, and sneezed softly! Since then, the swine flu has broken out in silence! Then it swept through the entire Savage Continent with a devastating force.

The first pig with a cold has died, and in his epitaph it is written: "Either be eaten in silence or explode in silence!" This pig is the first fighter in history to stand up against human oppression and exploitation, it is great in life and glorious in death! ”

It is said that this swine flu virus has the characteristics of strong lethality, fast transmission, incurable, madness, etc., and the most important thing is that this virus can be transmitted through the air.

So for a while, people in the city were suddenly panicked, and everyone wore a big mask when they went out, which also led to all the masks in the city's pharmacies being out of stock. It's a pity that the anti-virus ability of medical masks is still too poor, not enough to resist the hatred that has been accumulated by pigs for tens of thousands of years, and finally the swine flu virus broke through the defense line of the mask and entered the human respiratory tract.

Therefore, many people are infected by the virus within a few moments after going out on the street, and then immediately become crazy, and the symptoms are like having rabies, and they bite people when they see them. It is worth mentioning that these patients do not even spare pigs.

Since the price of authentic military gas masks was really expensive, and only the high-ranking officials of the imperial court were eligible to wear them, the people of Qirì City tried their best to finally make their own gas masks - masks stained with urine. After countless experiments, it was finally proved that the newly invented gas mask could completely block the swine flu virus, so for a while, the urine (whether animal or human) in the city immediately became a rare resource, and it is said that 100 ml of urine was more expensive than a pound of pork at the highest price. At this time, pork has become completely worthless.

Of course, every patient goes crazy in a different way, and it can even be said that there are countless kinds of weirdness. Some people are frantically looking for someone to fight and bite, and they are covered in blood; Some people took off their clothes, chased after the woman frantically, and knelt in front of the girl's door for a few days and nights, and finally starved to death; There are also people who keep eating and drinking, and as a result, they are as fat as pigs, and they can't even walk; Others thought they were invulnerable, so they set up a stall on the street, but they were stabbed through the heart by themselves and struggled to death......

There are countless situations like this in the city, which is really crazy, so the merchants and tourists of the entire Wild Continent immediately listed the city as a forbidden place, and decided not to enter the city for several years.

"Alas, at least half of these people are pretending to be crazy, and they are taking advantage of the chaos to rob! The most important thing is that my business has been suspended for many days...... "I saw the owner of the sheep washing on the second floor of the "Sheep Washing Sheep" restaurant, and said to a few people and animals on the side.

"It's, it's just, I haven't been able to steal any extra money lately with this damn virus! But, boss, do you have the guts to open the door and let those swine flu patients come in to eat and drink? "Astro Boy on the side.

"Haha. This one...... Of course I don't dare, I'm not as crazy as they are. Fortunately, I run a restaurant, and there is a lot of food, even if we stay in the store for a year and a half, we are not afraid that we will starve to death......" Xiyang smirked.

"Wow! That's crazy down there! They've been crazy for a week, and they're so tireless! Tingting also sighed.

"Forget it, let's all go wash and sleep, so as not to stand here and be infected by the virus in the air......," someone said.

Everyone nodded, feeling justified, and went back to their rooms to sleep.

Later, a whole month later, the government ordered the whole city to rush out, and once xìng arrested all those swine flu patients, and then killed and burned them all, and finally the plague in Qirì City was contained, so gradually Qirì City was restored to life.

It's just that because these people in the yamen wantonly slaughtered the people, they finally led many people to run to the imperial city to sue the emperor, and finally made the emperor send a holy decree, hacked them all to death, and gave those people a martyrdom, so that the people in the seven cities were very happy.

Even if people get swine flu, they can't be cured for a while, but it's a life after all! These people from the yamen killed them all in order to protect themselves from infection, which is really more than enough death! Being scratched by a thousand knives is not a hate!

Finally, there is some other news, because the cows, sheep, horses and other animals in the other cities read the newspaper airdropped by the little sparrow postman, and learned about the feat of the pigs in the city of Qirì bravely resisting the humans, so they also joined forces. So for a while, cattle flu, sheep flu, horse flu, etc. in the major cities also broke out, and the people who were in trouble were panicked, and finally people compromised and signed a series of unequal treaties with animals.

But that's all for later......

(This story is pure fiction, and there will never be thunder!) ）