() The last time the swine flu was full of wind and rain in the city, and the Liuyi who nested in the "Washing Sheep and Sheep" restaurant was always calm, but there was also a small episode in the middle.

It is said that about 20 days after the outbreak of swine flu, Liuyi and his team found that all the food in the "Wash Sheep and Sheep" restaurant had been eaten, so everyone panicked. After all, this person is iron, his rice is steel, and he is not hungry for a meal.

So after everyone was hungry for two days, when they couldn't stand it anymore, finally the fat chef in the restaurant couldn't help it. I saw him take out a mask, then ran to the thatched house and was stained with urine, and then came to the second floor of the hotel and jumped down from the upstairs, falling into the army of swine flu patients, and then he pulled up his legs and rushed to the vegetable market opposite......

At this time, everyone was watching him from the upper floor of the hotel, forming a cheerleading group for him, shouting cheers. After all, this chef is their hope, and as long as they rush to the vegetable market, they can bring back countless grains.

There are 50 meters to go......

40 m ......

20 m ......

10 m ......

I saw that the chef was less than 10 meters away from the vegetable market, and finally infected by the swine flu virus. I saw that his eyes suddenly turned red, and then he rushed to a person next to him, pressed him to the ground and gnawed wildly......

"Alas, the wind is sluggish, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return!" I saw that the shopkeeper upstairs was full of emotion when he saw this scene, and immediately composed a poem, which has been passed down through the ages.

Seeing this, everyone understood that it was hopeless to go outside to get food, so they lay on the ground one by one like dead pigs, almost starving only with incoming air, but no more out.

At this time, Liu Yi suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and remembered that when there was a famine on the mountain and there was nothing to eat, the master called him a mantra for Bigu, so he immediately woke up the others and taught them this mantra, and everyone came to Bigu together, so that it should be able to last for a few days. (Bigu is also known as "but grain", "broken grain", "absolute grain", "rest grain", "absolute grain", that is, do not eat grains.) Taoism follows that when people eat grains and grains, they will accumulate feces in the intestines, produce filth, and hinder the road to becoming immortals. ）

I saw a group of people on the second floor of the "Washing Sheep and Sheep" restaurant sitting cross-legged on the ground, learning Bigu with a meal of Xia and dew, while chanting words in their mouths: "I am a dragon!" I'm a dragon! I'll swallow the moon, I'll swallow the rì! Eat a cow, kill a pig, and have a bowl of nǎi, and drink it......"

And in just a few days, several people who knew martial arts among the swine flu patients had already jumped onto the second floor of the hotel with light skills, ready to massacre. But when they saw a group of people sitting on the ground, reciting the bullshit mantra, they suddenly felt that they must be their own people, and they were also infected with the virus, so they didn't need to kill each other, so they jumped downstairs to find the target of the killing. And Liuyi, they were lucky to escape because of the bullshit Bigu mantra that this neurotic person was willing to recite.;