Chapter 1055: Big Bird and Zombies
Chapter 1055: Big Birds and Zombies
Fang Yiai swore that he had never seen this thing, and with his knowledge of more than 1,400 years ahead, he couldn't see what it was. The thing in front of him stood on the ground the size of a child, the corners of his mouth were crooked, and his round eyes had a pair of slanted eyebrows, and with the thick feathers, he was like an owl. But has the owl grown to the size of a child, is this the legendary eagle owl? I've heard of an owl that grows so big, and the name of that bird is the Eagle Owl, but it should live in Arabia or Africa west of India.
Xiao Mu'er had never seen such a big bird since she was so big, she was so frightened that she tugged at the corner of Fang Yiai's clothes and said in fear, "Fang Jun, what the hell is this, you see it staring at us!" ”
"Don't panic, I'm here, it's a fucking owl, I thought it was a ghost at first, don't panic, as long as you calm down, this thing doesn't dare to do anything to us!" Fang Er Gongzi has this judgment, and he can't say that he is wrong, there is a fire next to him, and ordinary birds and beasts will be a little afraid.
The enhanced version of the owl's eyes and bones are spinning, and the head is still crooked, which is still a little cute. Fang Yiai wanted to make a sound to scare the broken bird, who would have thought that the bird purred and suddenly spread its wings. Fly, fly, the problem is that the two claws of the broken bird grabbed towards Fang Yiai's face, and the sharp claws grabbed the face, and it was estimated that it would be rotten. At this time, Xiao Mu'er was behind him, dodging over, it was Xiao Mu'er who suffered, Fang Yiai didn't have time to think about it, and grabbed the two claws of the broken bird with both hands. I thought I could throw the bird to the ground at once, but who would have thought that the strength of this bird was really great, and I almost didn't keep the love of the house.
Damn, what is this owl that grew up eating, why is it so vigorous? Fang Yiai was sweating on his forehead, and he had to slaughter it as soon as possible, seeing that the knife was still on the tree, he shouted at Xiao Mu'er. "Mu'er, don't be stunned, hurry up and bring the knife, otherwise this beast will run away!"
was yelled at by Fang Yiai, Xiao Mu'er reacted, she ran over to pick up the Tang knife, held the handle of the knife with both hands and poked it at the broken bird, I thought that this strange bird was dead, but I didn't think that the bird was like a layer of iron on it, and the bird was not hurt. shook Xiao Mu'er to the ground. At this time, the broken bird fluttered its two big wings. Dusty around. Fang Yiai can't open his eyes, this is a wing, it's just a propeller. Xiao Mu'er was no better, she was disgraced by the dust that was splashed. She blocked the dust with her sleeve and shouted loudly, "Fang Jun, no, this strange bird is very evil, and it looks like an iron sheet is tied to it." ”
"Stupid, poke its ass, it's soft there!" Fang Er Gongzi is telling the truth, but it is too vulgar. Xiao Mu'er took a sip, and still beckoned to the strange bird's ass with a knife. However, the bird's wings kept fluttering, Xiao Mu'er was really hard to start, and after finally seizing the opportunity, she unceremoniously poked the knife into the broken bird's ass.
A knife in the ass. The pain can be imagined, the strange bird is like crazy, suddenly increased its strength, Fang Yiai was afraid of being taken away, and quickly let go of the bird's claws, so the big bird wailed and rose into the air. The strange bird probably wanted to shake off the contents of its buttocks, hovering in the air and constantly banging against the trees, causing the leaves and branches to fall down.
Fang Er Gongzi was dumbfounded, this is the fucking Tang Dynasty, don't sleep in the Triassic again, then how can he live. The bird flew farther and farther, and after a while, Fang Yiai patted his head, picked up the bow and arrow, and pulled Xiao Mu'er to chase after him. He had to chase it, his knife was still stuck in the big bird's buttocks, it was a good knife, what a pity to lose it, besides, he also wanted to see where this enhanced version of the owl came from.
If you want to find the broken bird, there is no difficulty at all, just follow the bloodstains, there are torches, are you afraid that you can't see the bloodstains clearly? The more the two of them chased, the denser the forest became, and they didn't pay much attention to it at first, but after a while, Xiao Mu'er asked in a panic, "Fang Jun, are you still chasing?" ”
"Chase, why don't you chase, wait until you catch up with the beast, slaughter it and eat it, that bird feather is probably a good thing, and it can even block the knife!" Fang Yiai will not give up, and if you give up after this time, won't you be a fool? Fortunately, I have seen the shadow of the broken bird, at this time the broken bird is estimated to bleed too much and can't fly, and is lying on the ground swinging, still cooing in his throat, eighty percent can't live.
The broken bird has no ability to resist, and Fang Yiai is also bold, and he circles around the broken bird, "It's really evil, it's obviously an owl, why did it grow so big, could it be that someone in our Datang invented the Hercules pill?" "Fang Er Gongzi thinks that this bird is eating, otherwise how can the owl grow so big, and the most ferocious eagle owl can't grow so big.
"Fang Jun, what nonsense are you talking about, what Hercules pills, this is really a night owl?" Xiao Mu'er still couldn't believe her eyes, an owl the size of a seven or eight-year-old child, how much food did she have to eat this day, she had to eat rats and snakes and the like, it was estimated that the mice in the mountains were not enough for it.
Soon, the enhanced version of the night owl lost its breath, and it was blamed for its bad luck and provoked Fang Ergongzi, if it provoked others, even if it couldn't hit the prey, it wouldn't lose its life.
Pulling the knife out of the night owl's buttocks, Fang Yiai let out a long sigh of relief, "Mu'er, don't make a fuss in the future, I scared you just now, I really thought it was a hell, I was a strengthened version of the night owl for a long time." ”
"Fang Jun, let's go, I always think this place is weird, it's a good place, how can there be such a big night owl, it's terrible!" Xiao Mu'er didn't feel relieved at all, although the bird died, she still felt that it was not safe here, especially the place where she was staying now, there was a kind of eerie feeling.
"Don't scare yourself, rest assured, it'll be fine, let's see what is going on with this broken bird's wings first!" Fang Yiai was about to use a knife to break the bird's wings, but she heard Xiao Mu'er next to her scream again.
"Oh, Fang Jun, run away, there's a ghost!" This time, Xiao Mu'er seemed even more frightened, Fang Yiai was a little depressed, she had experience, why was she still so afraid, she wanted to nag a few words, but when she looked up, she was stunned.
There is a little blue light in the dark mountain forest, and the light is up and down, very regular. If it's just light, the problem is that there is a shadow in front of the light, and that is a human figure. Fang Yiai dared to conclude that if he couldn't even tell the difference between a bird and a person, he would still have these eyes to do. There is a person in the forest who is not terrible, the problem is that the person does not walk, but jumps, and his jump is equivalent to one step, and the speed is very fast.
Fang Yiai is about to be scared to pee, God, what the hell is going on in this broken place, it's just a bird. Why are zombies still coming out? Look at the knife in your hand. Can this knife hack zombies? Fang Yiai didn't dare to think about it. He swallowed his saliva and pulled Xiao Mu'er to run back and forth, at this time, hurry up and run for your life, if you want to destroy zombies, first find glutinous rice and black dog blood, isn't Uncle Lin's zombie film like this in the future?
The mountain roads are rugged. It's not easy to escape, Fang Yiai has nothing to do, Xiao Mu'er stepped on the pit in a panic, and the foot was also broken. Fang Yiai wanted to run with Xiao Mu'er on her back, but at this time, the bouncing thing behind her had already followed, Xiao Mu'er was frightened and cried, pushed Fang Yiai and shouted, "Fang Jun, go quickly." Leave me alone, run away one is one! ”
"Damn, what are you talking about, you are my daughter-in-law, I ran away. Leave you here, is that still a man? Wait, I'll go back and fight with the stuff, if you want to die, let's die together! "Fang Yiai's love is also out, isn't it just a zombie, it's a big deal to compare whose teeth are harder, to see who can bite whom.
Fang Ergongzi stood still for a while, and the bouncing thing chased after him, and when he got closer, Fang Yiai almost vomited without nausea, only to see that the thing had a pitted face, and there was still some liquid dripping on the face, as if it had just crawled out of the swamp. Won't be so unlucky, what a zombie, his second son has cut down the Tubo warriors, fought the Turkic macho, and has never fought with a zombie, dealing with zombies, does his strength work?
Don't care what you're thinking, Fang Yiai still can't be returned, because it doesn't matter if he retires, what should Xiao Muer do? Seeing that the disgusting thing had already jumped over, Fang Yiai endured her fear, rushed two steps, and kicked the zombie waist with a side kick. I thought it would be a feeling of kicking on a stone slab, but who would have thought that I would hear a click, and before the knife could reach out, I saw the zombie get up from the ground and kneel on the ground.
"A good man spares his life, a good man spares his life, don't move the knife, don't move the knife!" The zombie kowtowed, and his mouth was still talking to a human.
For a while, Fang Ergongzi was a little blindsided, and the zombies would beg for mercy and talk about people? Of course not, there's only one possibility, and that's that guy is an impostor. Sometimes the imposter is more annoying than the real thing, Fang Yiai walked over and slapped the person on the head, who would have thought of slapping down, the person's hair flew away, and even the face dripping with liquid fell to the ground, and it took a long time to wear a mask.
"You bastard, this son will kill you, let you pretend to be a ghost!" Fang Yiai is not polite at all, no matter who this person is, let's beat it up first.
Xiao Mu'er was crying angrily, this night was a strange bird and a ghost, and she was about to be frightened, but after a long time, she finally found out that it was fake, can you not be angry?
Learning the method of Fang Yiai, Xiao Mu'er found a branch and smoked it on the unlucky egg, "Bastard bastard, my aunt and grandmother will beat you to death today, and let me throw you into the ravine to feed the wild dogs!" ”
Xiao Mu'er was really angry this time, otherwise she wouldn't have been noisy to kill, the unlucky guy lay on the ground to protect his head, and waited for Fang Yiai to beat them for a while before he whimpered, "Two, don't fight, if you fight again, you will really die!" ”
"You deserve to be killed!" Fang Yiai really had the urge to kill, but Xiao Mu'er still stopped, and after a lot of interrogation, she learned that this person's name was bacillary dysentery. This bacillary dysentery is a ruffian in Yangzhou City, and he usually likes to go to the gambling house to gamble on two handfuls, but the problem is that this person's gambling skills are not good, and he has lost nine times out of ten. In the past few years, he gambled all his family property into it, and even mortgaged his daughter-in-law to others. At this point, other people may not dare to gamble, and the daughter-in-law has lost her betting, so what is the gambling force? But dysentery is different, he still has to gamble, not only betting, but also gambling big.
If you want to gamble, you have to be rich, and after thinking about it, you have a good idea for bacillary dysentery. A few years ago, he bought a night owl from the Western Regions from a Hu merchant, and after a few years, it grew so big. The people who were frightened by him ran away in a panic, and they didn't care about saluting, so they got a lot of money from bacillary dysentery. I thought that I would be able to make a fortune again today, because Fang Yiai and Xiao Mu'er's clothes were really expensive, I never thought that I would shoot tonight, not to mention that the bird died, and even I was folded in the hands of Fang Yiai.
"Okay, in order to get money, I even came up with this idea, you have a good brain, Lao Tzu almost scared you to pee, you know?" It was the first time that Fang Yiai was so embarrassed, and he shook his hand and gave him another slap in the face.
Xiao Mu'er looked at the dysentery, so that the dysentery was about to pee his pants, he was afraid, because this girl obviously wanted his life.