Chapter 1054: The Princes of the Beacon Theater
Chapter 1054 Beacon Opera Princes
Giggling Valley, located in the mountains in the northwest of Yangzhou, when Fang Er Gongzi came here, the sun was half left. After getting off the horse, Xiao Mu'er kept complaining, "Fang Jun, what do you say now, when you go to the valley for a walk, you don't have to go back!" "Xiao Mu'er doesn't want to spend the night in this deep mountain and old forest, legend has it that this area has not been very peaceful, and many people have seen dirty things.
Women, just timid, aren't they just woods, what's so scary? Xiao Mu'er was reluctant to go, so Fang Yiai had to urge her to go deep into the forest, "Mu'er, quickly lead the way, and when you arrive at the Gouge Valley in a while, this son will roast birds and finches for you to eat!" ”
"Eat, eat, you know how to eat, do you know, this forest is haunted, if you stay here tonight, I won't accompany you!" Xiao Mu'er said as she kept looking to the side, her careful look was like a thief stealing things from the courtyard.
"Haunted? Hehe, the last thing I'm afraid of is a ghost, it's best to get a female ghost, and I'm good at accompanying my son. As for you, if you don't want to stay, you'll leave by yourself! ”
"You have no conscience!" Xiao Mu'er turned her head and gave Fang Yiai a look, this bastard really wanted to make her ugly, but if no one sent her back, she really didn't dare to walk alone in this old forest.
The two of them soon came to the Hiss Valley, where the setting sun covered the entire mountain, and the Hissing Valley seemed to have an extra orange-yellow mist. Walking in the valley, the first feeling is that the valley is very narrow, and it is not at all artificially chiseled or formed by the changes in the earth's crust. Since coming to the Hiss Valley, Fang Yiai has been lying on the stone walls on both sides and touching and knocking, Xiao Mu'er didn't know what Fang Yiai wanted to do, so she found a big stone and curled up her legs to rest. Don't say that the valley under dusk still has a different taste, but this valley is empty, and I always feel a little cold and panicked.
The mountain walls are smooth, and judging by all indications, this valley has indeed had water, and the current is very rapid. Near Yangzhou. What is stored in the record is the Snake River, as long as you look south along the Hiss Valley tomorrow, you will definitely be able to find the ancient Snake River, the key problem is how to determine Hongwen Peak.
If it was so late today, Fang Yiai would not return to the city, but Xiao Mu'er angrily pinched the old waist of the second son of Fang, "Fang Jun, are we really not going back to the city?" Spending the night here, I always feel panicked. ”
"Don't be afraid, this son is a ghost!" Fang Yiai turned her head and grimaced at Xiao Mu'er. made Xiao Mu'er angry. "Don't make a fuss. It's really scary! ”
"There are no ghosts, they are all fools scaring people, how can you still believe it, wait. I'm going to hunt some game," Fang Yiai didn't care what Xiao Mu'er shouted, ran to the bottom of the mountain and took a bow and knife from the black tiger horse. Now that winter is coming to spring, and Yangzhou is located in the man's side, the forest has long been full of vitality. Fang Er Gongzi's archery skills are very good, and after a while, a rabbit became an unlucky egg in the forest.
Peeled the rabbit skin, found the stream and washed it, and Fang Yiai began to raise the fire and roast the meat. Xiao Mu'er didn't have a temper at all, like today's black subordinate, she couldn't leave even if she wanted to, but fortunately she sat next to her and waited for the rabbit meat.
Fang Ergongzi's ability to barbecue meat is not blown. Speaking of which, someone in his room is not bad at being a chef, if he didn't learn martial arts from Qin Qiong, he could be a chef and mess with the Tang Dynasty. The rabbit meat was roasted, and Xiao Mu'er unceremoniously broke a rabbit leg. Fang Yiai was speechless, blinking and helplessly. "Mu'er, be careful, don't burn you!"
"What do you say? Fang Jun, sometimes I really don't understand you, the son of a good countryman, but you learn some things in the kitchen, saying that you are unreliable, that is not wrong at all! ”
"Okay, some can't stop your mouth when you eat, be careful that a ghost will come to you for a while!" After Fang Yiai finished speaking, she made a grimace and screamed twice, Xiao Mu'er was already in a much relaxed mood, and she was really a little scared by Fang Yiai's start, so she leaned forward to Fang Yiai with a rabbit leg, "You dead man, don't be scary, okay, can't you say something interesting about this deep mountain and old forest?" ”
"Interesting thing? It's easy to say, there was a temple in the past, and there was a monk in the temple who told a story, and the story said that there was a temple in the past, and there was a monk in the temple who told a story, and what did the story tell?"
"Poof!" Rao Xiao Mu'er was well raised, or was amused by Fang Yiai, she pursed her lips and giggled, "You can really make up nonsense, how can there be such a story in the world?" Fang Jun, I heard that you made a lot of good poems for your maid sister back then, why can't you write one for me? ”
Fang Ergongzi almost didn't choke on rabbit meat, how can women in the world be like this, jealous, nothing to compare, it seems that they have become the characterization of women, even a lady like Xiao Muer is not exempt from vulgarity.
Poetry? Fang Er Gongzi felt that poetry was a good thing, so let him make up a few sentences casually, but it was really difficult to get a poem that could move Xiao Mu'er for a while. Do you want to put on a masterpiece of posterity, why can't you get over it in your heart, hey, Du Fu and Li Bai, can you temporarily attach an individual?
"Mu'er, can we change the time, this son's appetite is strong at this time, and his thoughts are exhausted, it's difficult!" Fang Ergongzi wanted to play a scoundrel, but unfortunately Miss Xiao Mu'er had long been accustomed to Fang Erlang's style, squinted and smiled, "Okay, don't do it in the future, you do it, this girl is not uncommon." ”
A careful-eyed woman, why didn't you find Xiao Mu'er so jealous before? Originally, I thought that Wu Erniang was jealous, but I didn't think that Miss Xiao was even more than that, think about it, if you don't make Xiao Meiren happy today, don't think about sleeping.
Fang Er Gongzi shouted in his heart Du Fu, Li Bai, Liu Zongyuan, etc., finally kung fu, after eliminating a piece of rabbit meat, he finally came up with a passable poem, "The king is under the beacon tower, and the princes are smiling." Looking back at the destruction of the pickaxe, the daughter of the Ji family came in a dream! ”
Fang Yiai's quick wit is really a bit impressive, is he talking about the story of the princes of Zhou Youwang's Beacon Fire Opera? The smiling and all-in-one praise, if it weren't for the Darong people who took her away, how many generations of kings would she have dumped? Looking at Fang Yiai's lewd smiling face, Xiao Mu'er smiled slightly, "Fang Erlang, do you say that Mu'er is the kind of woman who doesn't know the importance of Bao Xi?" ”
"Mu'er, this son just wants to say that you are so beautiful that you are bubbling, why did you think of going up there, and smiling at the country is a degree. What kind of beacon fire drama princes, it's just that King Zhou You has no ability. If he had the ability, he wouldn't have done such a stupid thing as the princes of the Beacon Fire Show. Of course, if he can compare to this son, it is nothing to play the princes of the beacon fire, and whoever dares to make trouble will be destroyed! ”
Fang Er Gongzi said a big thing, even panting, Xiao Mu'er originally wanted to say a few nice words, you can see Fang Er Gongzi like this, that little smile is gone. "Just blow it. It's going to be you. It is estimated that you are not as good as King Zhou You, as good as you are a ruffian, King Zhou You can play seven times if you play the princes of the Beacon Opera three times! ”
"Hey, hey. Does that prove that Mu'er is more attractive, and for you, what about the city and the country? Fang Er Gongzi suddenly became so serious, Xiao Mu'er was a little unaccustomed to it, and said that he was not moved, it was fake.
Regardless of whether her mouth was oily or not, Xiao Meiren stretched out her small mouth and pecked Fang Yiai's face, "Although it is a lie, this girl is very happy." Did you lie to Her Royal Highness like this before? ”
"Phew, can you speak, how can you call it a lie, someone in Fang is above board in his life, and what he hates the most is to tell lies. Mu'er. Don't say that in the future, if you say that again, I'm in a hurry with you! As soon as Fang Er Gongzi put up a shelf, it was really a bit awe-inspiring, but unfortunately this image didn't last long, and as soon as he blinked, he immediately changed his image. I saw him stretching his neck, swallowing saliva and laughing, "Mu'er, kiss again, your little mouth is too unforgettable!" ”
"Fuck off, you bastard, the good atmosphere has ruined you!" Xiao Mu'er couldn't stand it anymore, and sat aside gnawing on the rabbit legs, but she was still thinking about the poem just now, which Fang Jun did for her, how could she forget it?
The king stepped down on the beacon tower, and the princes smiled. Looking back at the destruction of the pickaxe, the daughter of the Ji family came in a dream! If this kind of beauty can last for 10,000 years, Xiao Muer hopes to live for 10,000 years, and the country and the city will be overwhelmed, can a woman be so captivating to all beings, and she can't hold the hearts of men?
Although it hasn't warmed up yet, there are already some mosquitoes in the deep mountains and old forests, Fang Yiai found a big tree, and wanted to sleep with Xiao Mu'er in his arms, but Xiao Mu'er was very afraid, so he had to let Fang Yiai stare at it, so as not to have a wild beast rushing over. Fang Er Gongzi was very speechless, the biggest beast in this broken place is the rabbit, what are you guarding against, the most hateful thing is that Xiao Meiren slept happily, but someone in his room had to open his eyes, what is the matter.
Fang Yiai didn't have the heart to sentry, and finally waited for Xiao Meiren to fall asleep, and he also began to doze off, and he didn't know when he fell asleep.
Fang Er Gongzi had a dream, he dreamed that he turned into a big ape and ran to the tree, he dangled along the vines, and after a while, his body became a Donkey Kong, and then ran out of the forest to save the world with his strong body, and he was dreaming of kissing the heroine, and he felt that someone was shaking his arm.
Xiao Mu'er's angry little mouth was pursed, and she knew that this bastard would not be honestly sentry, and in the middle of the night, she wanted to go to Xiaojie, and when she opened her eyes, she saw that Fang Erlang was sleeping soundly. Xiao Mu'er didn't want to wake up Fang Yuai, so she ran away for a while, everything was normal, but when she returned to her arms, she saw two bright lights appear not far in front of her. It was a pair of eyes, or a pair of green eyes, Xiao Mu'er was very frightened, so she desperately shook Fang Yuai's arm.
Fang Er Gongzi scratched his head, didn't even want to open his eyes, and muttered in his throat, "What are you doing, what a good beauty has made you gone!" ”
"You bastard, don't sleep, wake up, there's a ghost, really" Xiao Mu'er was about to cry, she had never seen such terrible eyes when she was so big, what the hell was that?
"Ghosts?" Fang Er Gongzi was clever, opened his eyes, and looked at Xiao Mu'er's fingers while sleeping, he also chuckled in his heart, what can have two green eyes, that thing is hidden in the dark, except for two eyes, nothing can be seen clearly.
Fang Yiai muttered a little, won't he really touch anything dirty? However, he still strengthened his courage, "Where is the demon, don't show your original form soon!" ”
Fang Er Gongzi just roared casually, who would have thought that the ghost thing on the other side really made a little noise, the sound was hoarse and low, cooing like a person gasping after a rush. Fang Yiai felt that his scalp was a little numb, what the hell is this, it won't be a person, if it is a person, he can stand so high and go there, and he can fly around casually.
"Fang Jun, why don't we go, it's too scary!" What Xiao Mu'er said was what Fang Er Gongzi wanted to do, but as soon as the two of them got up and took two steps back, they heard the voice louder, and the pair of green eyes became closer.
When it was close, it caught fire, and Fang Yiai finally saw what was in front of him, it was terrible!