Chapter 43. God Fights Lewd Foxes (Part I)

Liu Wenyang entered the boudoir and looked around the ancient girl's room through the reddish curtain. Diagonally opposite the bed is a tortoiseshell shell-inlaid dressing table, which is very beautiful and dazzling. On the walls on both sides of the dresser, there are two embroidered silk silks, one is embroidered with peony flowers, and the embroidery is delicate and moving; The other is also embroidered with flowers, including lotus, moon flowers, chrysanthemums and so on.

Seeing that there were so many flowers in the room, Liu Wenyang couldn't help but shake his head and said in his heart, "Make so many flowers to decorate, even if you are not a nymphomaniac, you will become a nymphomaniac!" ā€

Just when Liu Wenyang looked around, the big family had already lifted the red curtain and talked to his daughter who was lying on the bed inside.

"Daughter, I asked my husband to come and take a look at you. Whatever he asks later, you can say anything, don't be as hard as you used to, you know! ā€

"I don't want anyone to look at me, I'm not sick! I'm good, you let him get out! But it was a very rude voice.

It seems that the daughter of this big family is not a good stubble, but the big family boasted about how charming and gentle her daughter was, but it turned out to belong to the princess who sold melons.

"Daughter, how can you say that, people come all the way from Peach Blossom Town, you can also let others take a look, maybe you will find the cause!" Zhang Dahu persuaded.

At this time, another voice sounded, but it was not the young lady's, "Miss, you just listen to the old man's words for the time being, let that half-immortal god show me, maybe it can really help you!" "The voice is delicate, but it is like a maid.

The maid's words seemed to be very effective, and after a while, the eldest lady of the Zhang family said: "Okay, let him in!" ā€

With his daughter's consent, Zhang Dahu hurriedly lifted the curtain and beckoned to Liu Wenyang: "Mr. Xiaoliu, come in and talk about it!" ā€

Liu Wenyang was full of slander, and said in his heart that the boudoir of this ancient woman was really difficult to enter, no wonder those singing and miscellaneous songs recited: "This boudoir of Delang Lang is more difficult to break into than the Shanhaiguan!" ā€

He lifted the curtain and walked in, but saw a woman lying on the bed, and a girl who looked like a maid was waiting beside her.

Liu Wenyang looked at the Miss Zhang family, and her appearance was at most five or six points, but it was understandable that her father Zhang Dahu was not a beautiful man himself, and if the daughter he gave birth to was a big beauty, then he should touch his head to see if he was wearing a green hat.

Looking at the maid waiting for Miss Zhang, she looked small and moving, and she actually had a seven-or eight-point appearance.

Liu Daguan has always been very picky about women's appearance, so he should be very proud of a woman who can be stared at by him for three seconds.

But the maid was obviously very unhappy, glanced at him, and immediately flashed her gaze.

The big man next to him saw it clearly, and said in his heart, "This kid has a good eye, and he aimed at my maid at a glance, if I wasn't good at that aspect when I was older, I would have gotten this Peugeot little girl to bed!" ā€

Restraining his eyes of appreciating the little maid, Liu Wenyang turned his eyes and looked at the eldest lady of the Zhang family again.

The eldest lady of the Zhang family was also looking at him. Because of Liu Wenyan's handsome appearance.

Since the rumors of "beautiful appearance", Liu Wenyang has become accustomed to the feeling of being stared at. But this eldest lady's gaze is too unreserved, just look at it, what are you licking your lips, Nima, can you treat me as a delicious dessert, a candied fruit that can be swallowed?!

In fact, Liu Wenyang didn't know how much advantage he had taken because of his handsome appearance, otherwise he would have been blasted out by this Miss Zhang.

It's not that Miss Zhang's family has never seen a man, but those are all servants in the family, either rude or vulgar, which is like the person in front of him, personable, elegant temperament, I heard that he is still a little willow god, it adds a little immortal spirit.

Zhang Dahu saw his daughter staring at Mr. Xiaoyanagi, and felt that his face was a little hot, and he couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth in his heart, "I'm cĒŽo, it's not like you've never seen a man, isn't babbling every night enough?!" ā€

"Ahem. Daughter, this is Mr. Koyanagi...... "Zhang Dahu had to remind his daughter, don't look at it anymore, you are a girl, and you are a lady, you must know how to be reserved."

Zhang Yingying, the young lady of the Zhang family, made a serious appearance and asked Liu Wenyang: "You are the legendary little willow god?" ā€

Liu Wenyang nodded and said politely: "It's exactly below." ā€

Zhang Yingying said: "I heard that you can kill demons and demons?" ā€

Liu Wenyang said: "That's the misunderstanding of others, I can only tell fortunes and look at appearances, and occasionally help people look at feng shui." ā€

Zhang Yingying said: "Hehe, you are quite honest. ā€

Liu Wenyang: "......"

Zhang Yingying said: "How old are you this year?" ā€

Liu Wenyang said: "I will be eighteen years old after the New Year. ā€

Zhang Yingying said: "Have you ever been married? ā€

Liu Wenyang said: "This, there is no ...... yet"

Zhang Yingying said: "Is there an object?" Or do you have a family affair? ā€

Liu Wenyang: "......?!" ā€

Who the hell is asking whom? Also, this girl is too three-eight! I'm not married, I don't care about you! It's just a five-point appearance, and I really think of myself as a delicious stir-fried shiitake mushroom and steamed osmanthus fish!

"Ahem, cough, I'm sorry, Miss Zhang, it seems that I should ask you, not you......" Liu Wenyang decided to take the initiative, otherwise he could ask a fart!

At this time, the maid next to her suddenly said with concern: "I'm sorry, this Mr. Liu, my young lady seems to be sleepy and needs to rest." ā€

"Yawn! yes, I'm suddenly a little sleepy......" The warbler patted his mouth and made a sleepy look.

The words are not speculative, and the other party seems to want to avoid it.

The enemy retreats, I advance! Liu Wenyang was not willing to give up.

So he took out the killer weapon and sacrificed a unique magic weapon---

But seeing that his expression changed, he showed a bright smile like a beautiful man, the corners of his mouth were upturned fifteen degrees, revealing eight shining teeth, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he looked at it affectionately, and said: "Okay, I'll just ask you a few questions, and then I won't disturb your rest." ā€

Obviously, his smile was very effective, and the young lady of the Zhang family was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Well, then you can ask." ā€

Liu Wenyang said: "I heard your father say that there are always a lot of strange noises coming from your room in the middle of the night? ā€

Zhang Yingying glanced at Zhang Dahu and said, "Did he tell you like this?" ā€

"And what are the facts? Can you tell us below? Liu Wenyang asked.

Zhang Yingying hesitated for a moment, and Zhang Dahu next to her said: "If you have anything to say, you can tell Mr. Xiaoliu, just what you said to me before...... What a fox ran in......"

So Zhang Yingying said: "One night half a month ago, I washed up early and went to bed as usual. In the middle of the night, in the haze I heard some very strange sounds, as if something was moving around the window. I didn't pay much attention to it at the time. Then I felt very sleepy and slowly fell asleep. In my sleep, I felt someone push the door in and bow to me, saying that he was a fox fairy, and he originally lived here with his family, but later suffered a disaster, and this became the mansion of the Zhang family. ā€

Zhang Yingying's face showed a hint of blush, "Then, he went to my bed, and then he ......" was silent in a low voice, but Liu Wenyang also knew what happened next.

Zhang Dahu sighed and hung his bookbag on the side, "Evil, evil!" This fox is not good at finding anyone, but he has found my poor daughter! Woohoo lament, the family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate! ā€

While Zhang Yingying was talking, Liu Wenyang had already looked at her very carefully---

Take advantage of her to speak, and watch her "tooth physiognomy" first.

The secret of looking at physiognomy is cloudy: if a woman's front teeth protrude outward, it is a sign of fornication ~ chaos, like a fox dog, and it must be a beast ~ Desire is particularly strong, and she does not know the norm. A woman's teeth, like a row of sharp knives, must have a pungent temperament, but Kefu Ke Ke friends, and it is extremely unfavorable to men. of women

The teeth are uneven before and after, and the left and right are uneven, and their sex is unstable, and it is difficult to be satisfied with the status quo, and they like to attract bees and butterflies.

Women open their mouths and laugh, showing two rows of teeth, and those who laugh before saying a word are ~ women, and they are the easiest to hook up with men.

On the contrary, if a woman's teeth are neat and arranged like shells, and her teeth are white and yellowish, like teeth and bones, and she is chaste by nature, and after marriage, she is pregnant, her children are around her knees, and she is a good wife and mother.

Liu Wenyang looked at the teeth between Yingying's words, and saw that the teeth were uneven, knowing that she was not the kind of girl who followed the rules.

Secondly, let's look at its "nose phase".

The secret of looking at the physiognomy is cloudy:

The woman's nose is quasi-round, the muscles are fat, the abundance is more than abundant, and the softness is boneless. Love is single-minded, noble in discipline, and infinite in happiness.

The nose is pointed like an eagle's hook, the temperament is suspicious and jealous, Kefu is strong, and he has bad intentions towards people.

The nose has many freckles, the more the merrier, the freckles are invincible, and the No. 1 stunner of the real Tianzi is also.

Nasal dew festival, many turmoil, good nature ~ the adulterous person eloped, and the born person was still good, such as the ancient Zhuo Wenjun.

Liu Wenyang saw that this Zhang Yingying belonged to the type of nose dew festival, and it looked like he was going to elope with someone sooner or later, and Zhang Dahu couldn't stop him even if he wanted to.

Finally, look at its "eyebrow appearance".

There is a mantra for looking at the face:

The eyebrows are tight, the sign of the virgin, the flower path has not yet been swept by the guests, the door is open on the night of the wedding, the eyebrows and the lower ~ body seem to have induction, the eyebrows are loose after breaking the melon, so the daughter of the pavilion is not out of the elephant, lewd ~ is not bothered to say.

The eyebrows are like the autumn night hook moon, the eyebrows are beautiful, and the beauty of the show is also chaste.

The eyebrows are at the bottom, the oil is black and shiny, and the virtuous wife has the appearance of virtue.

White tiger eyebrows, women's eyebrows, such as miscellaneous white hair, then a fierce appearance, its life is bitter, lifelong predicament, any man combined with Pepsi is unknown.

The eyebrows are slightly up, the heart is higher, the tongue is more poisonous, and marrying her is not a blessing for the boudoir.

Liu Wenyang looked at the eyebrows of the warbler, the eyebrows were loose and panning, and they were definitely not a good wife and mother.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Wenyang carefully looked at her eyes, cheeks, cheekbones, and earlobes, etc., and came to the conclusion that this eldest lady of the Zhang family is by no means a virtuous and virtuous person, easy to get along with others, and arrogant, and it is easy to make some out-of-the-ordinary actions, the most important thing is ...... Easy to lie.

After coming to this conclusion, Liu Wenyang had an idea in his heart, no matter how Zhang Yingying told that bizarre thing, he categorically didn't believe it.

What is the shadow walking around the window in the middle of the night, and what fox fairy has changed to come to you to turn the clouds and rain, do you really think this is chatting? Even if it's really chatting, the fox fairy's vision is inevitably too low, how can he take a fancy to you? It's better to aim at the pretty girl next to you.

The young lady of the Zhang family said a lot intermittently, but when she saw Liu Wenyang smiling and didn't seem to have much reaction, she said, "You don't believe me?" ā€

Liu Wenyang snorted and said: "The girl is bad, why don't I believe it!" I just think it's too coincidental, your mansion is actually the fox's old mansion, and the fox is so nostalgic; Also, this fox will not come sooner or later, but at this time he has come to harm you. Of course, these are not the most important, the most important thing is that I think the so-called fox fairy, fox demon, is mostly nonsense in books, I have never seen it, and I have never encountered it, so there is no basis for it, and it is inevitable that people will be confused! ā€

"That means you still don't believe me!" Zhang Yingying glanced at Liu Wenyang in an unkind tone.

Liu Wenyang didn't look at her, but looked back at the big family and said, "What do you think about this?" ā€

Where did Zhang Dahu have an idea, and his heart said, "I invited me to uncover the mystery, but you asked me in turn." ā€

So he said sloppily: "This matter is strange, I just want to solve it quickly, what good ideas does Mr. Koyanagi have?" ā€

Liu Wenyang smiled and said, "It's okay for me to believe it, unless I see if there is really any fox demon doing it!" ā€

Zhang Dahu was stunned: "Could it be that Mr. Xiaoyanagi wants to wait here to catch demons?" ā€

Liu Wenyang hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm just curious to take a look, as I said, I won't catch demons, let alone kill demons." ā€

Zhang Dahu said: "Oh, you are too modest, who doesn't know that you are young and promising, and you have even seen Aunt Jin's Yin Mansion ......"

Liu Wenyang saw him mention that matter again, and hurriedly said: "That pure crushed duck on the shelves, it can't be true!" ā€

Just as Liu Wenyang's words landed, suddenly, there was a commotion under the bed.

Liu Wenyang and Zhang Dahu couldn't help but look under the bed, and said in their hearts, "What's inside?" ā€

I looked at it twice, but there was no movement.

Liu Wenyang was embarrassed to look under the bed of the girl's house, so he instigated Zhang Dahu, "Why don't you open it and see what it is?" ā€

"yes, what's it?" Zhang Dahu didn't think much about it, and bent down to look inside.

But before he could see what was inside, a green-eyed beast popped out of it!

That little beast is fast, as fast as a rabbit!

In an instant, he had already squeezed through the crack in the door and ran out.

I only heard a group of people outside the party shouting: "Catch the fox demon!" Don't let it run! ā€

"What a demon, but he runs pretty fast!"

"Prick it in the ass! Knock it on the head! ā€

"Turn, turn, chase!"

……

Then there was a burst of "ping-pong", and it was a mess.

The voice was chaotic, and it gradually faded away, and it seemed that it was not known if it was the fox demon's thing, and it had already run away.

In the boudoir, Zhang Dahu looked at Liu Wenyang stupidly.

Liu Wenyang was also a little stupid, and for a while, his cognition was challenged like never before.

Could it be that there are really any fox demons in this world?

Otherwise, what was that thing just now?!

But...... It's not scientific!

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