Chapter 44. God Fights Lewd Foxes (Part II)
People outside shouted loudly to chase the demon fox.
In the boudoir, Zhang Dahu couldn't help but say worriedly: "Mr. Xiaoliu, do you see if we also chase it out to see, if the fox demon runs away, then it will be ......."
Liu Wenyang didn't speak, his appearance was very strange, and suddenly he smiled, smiling very proudly, as if something interesting had suddenly appeared.
The other three looked at him, all a little confused, and said in their hearts, "This Mr. Koyanagi shouldn't be evil, right?" Or was it just stupid to be scared by the demon fox?! ”
"Ahem, Mr. Koyanagi, what's wrong with you? Don't scare me! Zhang Dahu couldn't help but ask.
Liu Wenyang finally stopped laughing and said, "We don't have to chase it out." ”
"Ah, why?"
"Because ......," Liu Wenyang pretended to be mysterious, "because the real fox demon hasn't run away yet, it's here!" ”
"Here?" Zhang Dahu was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped away and exclaimed, "Where is it?" ”
Liu Wenyang pointed with his hand, "It's her!" ”
It turned out to be that maid!
Zhang Dahu was dumbfounded.
I didn't believe it when he was killed, how could a maid with such a symbol be a "fox demon"? It's pretty much the same to say that it's a "vixen". The demon fox is engaged in his own daughter, and the fox spirit is to seduce ~ himself. There's a big difference.
"Mr. Koyanagi, are you mistaken, how could she be ......?"
"yes, how could I be ......"
Without waiting for the maid to finish arguing, Liu Wenyang suddenly grabbed her and said, "Demon! It's not visible yet! He stretched out his hand and grabbed the maid's breast.
Chest attack!
Zhang Dahu was dumbfounded again, this guy dared to grab the maid's chest in front of him!
That Zhang Yingying was also dumbfounded, and he didn't expect Liu Wenyang to do this at all.
The maid was even more caught off guard, and her face changed color for a while.
"Mr. Koyanagi, how can you do this!" Zhang Dahu was furious, feeling that he had led the wolf into the room. Besides, even if a man has to have a limit, how can he be so blatant? Just like yourself, you have to come secretly!
But Liu Wenyang had already succeeded, and his hands not only touched the maid's high chest, but also tore frantically and tore the corset open!
"**Ah**!" There was only one thought left in Zhang Dahu's heart.
Just when everyone was stunned by Liu Wenyang's sudden move, they saw that the maid's torn corset turned out to be a pair of huge ...... Tangerine!
Zhang Dahu's first reaction was that this maid was also greedy, and she actually hid the orange in her arms, but he was ...... immediately Oh no, where are her breasts?!
But seeing that the maid in front of her had a flat chest, there was no undulating appearance at all.
"Could it be that she is ......" Zhang Dahu pointed at the maid and opened his mouth wide.
"That's right, he's a man!" It was Liu Wenyang who answered him.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the entire boudoir became very subtle.
The original pretty girl turned out to be a man!
Isn't this a big change for the living?!
Is it Liu Wenyang referring to the deer as a horse, nonsense, or ...... Is that really the case?!
Zhang Dahu's eyes widened, looked at Liu Wenyang, and then looked at the pretty girl like Princess Taiping---
"Dead old man, don't look at it, your grandfather and I are indeed a man!" The pretty girl's originally delicate voice was replaced by a thick man's voice.
"Uh---" Zhang Dahu was so frightened that he hiccuped directly.
"But I'm curious, how did you see through me?" The "pretty girl" dressed as a man and a woman asked Liu Wenyang.
Liu Wenyang hugged his shoulder, touched his chin, and said proudly: "It's very simple, first, I look at your face, although your face looks like a daughter's body, but your life is obviously a man's life, especially your cheekbones betray you, but all women's cheekbones are not so tall and straight, of course, there is your Adam's apple, although it is small, but there is still it, isn't it; Secondly, you may not have paid much attention, but a pair of big feet under your dress are conspicuous enough, people are three-inch golden lotus, and you are an eight-foot boat! Last but not least......"
"What is it?" "Pretty girl" is curious.
Liu Wenyang touched his nose with his fingers and said in a deep voice: "The most important point is...... I'm so handsome and extraordinary, but every woman has to look at me a few more times, but it's only you, turn a blind eye to me, isn't this abnormal?! ”
"Pretty Girl": "......"
Then he snorted coldly, "I've seen a lot of people, but I've never seen someone as thick-skinned as you!" The tone was sarcastic.
Liu Wenyang was not angry, and said: "Accept and accept!" Dressed up as a woman like you and took the opportunity to do that nasty thing, but it was also very shameless! ”
If you want to take advantage of Koyanagi's appearance in terms of lip service, no way!
"This, this, what the hell is going on?!" Zhang Dahu next to him still hasn't figured it out.
Liu Wenyang smiled and said, "Let's let this friend talk about it!" ”
The "pretty girl" laughed and said: "What is there to say, grandpa, I originally calculated, and I got this~ son, so I deceived all the old man's belongings, I never thought about it, but I was seen through by your fortune teller, you also have some ability!" ”
"What do you say? Didn't you say you liked me? The warbler was shocked.
"Like you? Stinky~ son, you don't pee and take pictures, what kind of woman doesn't have my swallow Xiao San, how can she like you like this! ”
"Swallow Xiao San? You are Xiao San, the swallow gang snitch who is wanted by the government and arrested?! This time, Zhang Dahu spoke, looking stunned and surprised.
Zhang Dahu's words made Liu Wenyang inexplicable, and said in his heart, "It turns out that this surnamed Xiao still has some names, but what kind of swallow snitch." ”
He didn't know that this swallow gang liked to play the trick of "releasing swallows", using men to deceive the trust of those women from good families, and finally cheat money and sex. Because there are too many cases, it will inevitably arouse public anger, and many victims will sue the government, making the government wantonly want them.
Because of the tight wind, the swallow gang changed their strategy, secretly played tricks, used the yellow flower girls in the wealthy compound of the male **, had a relationship with them, and then extorted money through guò kidnapping and coercion.
And this swallow Xiao San is the "swallow" who is responsible for ** women in the swallow gang, he has always been handsome and handsome, whether it is a man or a daughter, every time he encounters prey, he can always succeed, even if he is wanted by the government, he can always escape justice in disguise. But I never thought that today I would be seen through the trick by Liu Wenyang, a fortune teller.
"Xiao Lang, do you really want me anymore?" That Zhang Yingying said with a crying voice, obviously deceived by Yanzi Xiao San very deeply.
Zhang Dahu was furious, "You girl, you are still obsessed at this time!" ”
Liu Wenyang said: "Boss Zhang is angry. Anyway, this surnamed Xiao can't run, you and I just need to guard the door and call someone to take him down! When the time comes, he will be sent to the yamen to be severely punished, so that love will naturally wake up! ”
"Mr. Koyanagi is right...... You thief, look where you're fleeing! Zhang Dahu rolled up his sleeves, made a fierce appearance, and made up his mind that if he didn't kill this bastard today, he would change his fucking surname.
The swallow Xiao San suddenly laughed, laughing "flowery", seeing that Zhang Dahu, who was still angry just now, suddenly felt itchy again, and said in his heart, "Although I know that he is a man, I can't help but be tempted, this guy is a good prostitute." ”
"Thief, what are you laughing at?" Zhang Dahu reprimanded angrily.
Yanzi Xiao San's handsome face showed a trace of contempt, and said: "Those people outside have long been lured away by the fox I raised, where do you find any help?!" ”
Liu Wenyang opened his mouth and said, "So what, even just the two of us can subdue you!" Seeing that the other party was dressed as a woman, with a small and delicate figure, and it was estimated that he didn't have much strength, Liu Wenyang came to be heroic, don't forget, his Liu Daguan's best skill is to "beat the water dog"! .
That swallow Xiao San glanced at Liu Wenyang, and suddenly said: "You know, from the first time I saw you, I didn't like you very much!" ”
Liu Wenyang said: "It's understandable, who made me look more handsome than you!" ”
Yanzi Xiao San said: "Do you think you are very smart?" ”
Liu Wenyang said: "Maybe a little smarter than you." ”
Yanzi Xiao San said: "Oh, is it? As he spoke, he smiled secretly, then clapped his hands and said, "Don't hide, come out!" ”
Immediately, a bearded man came out from under the bed.
The big man was holding a simple knife, with a fierce face, and he was clearly a strong man.
Liu Wenyang and Zhang Dahu were stunned, they didn't expect that there would be a helper in this house, and they didn't expect that this helper would hide under the bed.
Liu Wenyang knew that the situation was not good, so he comforted the big family and said: "Don't panic, they are only two people......
Zhang Dahu said: "But he has a knife in his hand!" ”
Liu Wenyang said: "It's not that I'm unprepared. As he spoke, he took out the small peachwood sword from his arms and handed it to Zhang Dahu.
Zhang Dahu looked at the palm-sized sword, a little dumbfounded--- is this used for fighting or picking teeth?!
Liu Wenyang asked again: "By the way, what about your steel fork?" ”
Zhang Dahu hurriedly said: "It's at the door." ”
Liu Wenyang said: "It's okay, you take this sword on top later, and I'll go get the steel fork!" ”
Zhang Dahu: "......?!" ”
But before the two of them finished discussing, they saw another commotion under the bed, and then a fat monk came out of it!
The monk grinned and held a crescent moon staff, looking even more lethal.
Liu Wenyang and Zhang Dahu were stunned again.
Then Liu Wenyang couldn't help but ask Zhang Dahu: "Are you sure this is your daughter's boudoir, not the Buddha hall?!" ”
Zhang Dahu: "This ......" He never thought that there were so many men hidden under his daughter's bed!
It took a long time for him to react and shouted: "The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate!" ”
"Big brother, second brother, you're here!" Yan Zi Xiao San shouted when he saw the bearded man and the fat monk. "You may have heard that this kid said he was going to arrest me!"
"Just him?!" The big man smiled and raised his sword.
"This scholar is also bold!" The monk sneered and lifted the Zen staff.
Three to two, the other side still has weapons!
Faced with this shape, the big man was scared, approached Liu Wenyang and said, "What should I do?" ”
But seeing Liu Wenyang, the senior official shook his clothes, faced the three strongmen, his waist was straight, and then said with an unchanged face: "You are powerful--- I surrender!" He obediently raised his hands.
The three strongmen originally thought that there would be a fierce battle, but they didn't expect it...... Look at the big family again.
Zhang Dahu was also well-behaved, and when he saw this situation, he immediately followed Liu Wenyang's appearance, raised his hand and said, "I also surrender!" ”
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