Chapter 210 [Cemetery Teaching] (I)

Hu Xiaotian didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and left, just took a step, the old man called Huazi appeared in front of him like a ghost to block his way, and said with a smile: "Boy, you haven't answered my question yet." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "Old man, you have eaten and drunk, don't take me for fun, I still have something to do, I will not accompany you first." He took a step to the left to bypass Hanako, but Hanako couldn't move under his feet, blocking his way. Hu Xiaotian has learned the martial arts of this old man called Huazi, and knows that this person in front of him is definitely a grandmaster-level figure, whether he is still a beggar gang leader or something, if people really want to embarrass themselves, they can only passively bear it. Hu Xiaotian smiled bitterly: "Senior, I don't know where the younger generation offended you?" You're hard pressed against me! ”

The old man Huazi touched his beard on his chin, looked Hu Xiaotian up and down, and said, "You seem to be called Hu Xiaotian, right?" ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "The memory of the predecessors is really good. ”

The old man called Hanako and said, "Boy, didn't you just say that you wanted to invite me to dinner?" ”

"Still eating!" Hu Xiaotian remembered that he had just said this, that was to ask Huazi to let go of the sacrifice, and now he had eaten all the sacrifices, and he actually wanted to invite him to dinner, which was really inching, Hu Xiaotian said: "Old man, you are old, your gastrointestinal function is not as good as that of young people, eating too much is not good for your health, so, I will give you some silver, you can buy whatever you want to eat." Hu Xiaotian took out a silver ingot from the money bag and handed it to the old man called Huazi.

The old man asked Hanako to take the ingot of silver, and sure enough, she got out of the way.

Hu Xiaotian was finally freed, and hurriedly escaped, but after walking two steps, he heard a whining cry behind him, who else could there be besides the old Hanako? Hu Xiaotian didn't want to pay attention to him, but he couldn't bear to abandon him when he cried so sadly. After hesitating for a while, he finally turned back to the old man Hanako, and said with concern: "Old man, why are you crying?" ”

Hanako kept burying her face in her sleeves and her shoulders twitching because she couldn't see his face clearly. I don't know if he really cried or faked it. The old man called Hanako and said, "What are you giving me money for?" Am I always called Hanako very short of money? Do you know, I'm sad that you're doing this, and I'm hurt in my heart. ”

When Hu Xiaotian heard him say this, he couldn't help but cry and laugh a little, you feel hurt when you give you money, why don't you give it to me? Hurt me once?

The old man raised his head, but there was not even a trace of tears on his face, and he still held the ingot of silver firmly in his hand: "I am not short of money." What's missing is emotion, you know? ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "Do you always want to find an old wife?" ”

"Whew!" The old man called Huazi jumped three feet high, pointed to Hu Xiaotian's nose and said, "You and I are as lustful as you?" Seeing a woman who can't even walk? ”

Hu Xiaotian smiled: "I just said it casually, don't mind." ”

The old man Hanako sighed and said: "Ask what is the love in the world, and the direct teaching promises life and death...... my, my birds! It's always called Hanako, this virtue, how can any woman like me? ”

Hu Xiaotian quipped: "Although you are old and yellow now, you can't keep it up, and when you were young, you were also a tall and mighty jade tree and a chic and beautiful man." ”

Always asked Hanako to listen to him say this, and put on a blank face. Finally, I couldn't hold back the smugness in my heart, and laughed out loud. His smile made Hu Xiaotian laugh dumbfounded, this old man called Hanako seems to be a little nervous, so let's leave quickly.

The old name Hanako said: "Boy, I really can't see it, you still have a little vision, to say that the old name Hanako was a famous beautiful man back then." I don't know how many ladies are beautiful, and peerless beauties cry and shout that they want to marry me. ”

Hu Xiaotian reluctantly smiled, and said secretly in his heart, it's strange to believe you, just your sloppy appearance. When a beautiful woman sees you, she must cover her nose and avoid it.

The old Hanako closed her eyes, and seemed to be caught in the reminiscence of the good past, with a leisurely fascination.

Hu Xiaotian saw this version of the scene, and now he didn't want to leave, and he tiptoed to slip away, but after walking a few steps, he found that the old man Hanako was already waiting for him in front, and he was depressed in his heart, it seems that he was entangled by the old Hanako today, and there was no possibility at all if he wanted to get rid of him, and said with a wry smile: "Senior, what else do you want?" ”

The old name Hanako said: "Do you know what is the most important thing for a person to live a lifetime?" ”

Hu Xiaotian thought for a while and said: "The most important thing is to live, it is better to die than to live." ”

The old called Huazi snorted and said: "The most important thing is family affection, people must take advantage of their young and strong, energetic time, ask for a few more wives, have a few more children, since God has given you a life root is to let you make the best use of your resources, to get old, children and grandchildren are full, happy, unlike me, for the world, missed countless happy marriages, in the end alone, lonely, the New Year, there is no one to talk to." ”

Hu Xiaotian now understands a little, he always calls Hanako lonely and lonely, so he finds himself a pastime. He smiled and said: "You should not be lonely, the beggars in the world are a family, with your old age, the qualifications in the beggar gang should be very old, not the leader of the gang must be an elder, your apprentices and grandchildren must be all over the world, if you are lonely, just grab two to chat with you, and then you will recognize a few godsons and grandsons." ”

The old name Hanako said: "Those turtle grandsons, all of them are very boring, and none of them can compare to you." ”

Hu Xiaotian smiled bitterly: "Old man, if you want to say that we are really not familiar with each other, we only met yesterday, you also guessed my identity, I am a eunuch, not a normal person, there are still so many things to do in the palace, you can do it, treat me as a fart and let me go, if I go back to the palace late, I will lose my head if I am investigated from above." ”

The old man called Hanako and said: "People who can have the gold medal of the royal dragon can enter and leave the palace at will, who dares to care about you." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "You look down on me, I am a small role in the palace." "I secretly thought in my heart, this old man Hanako actually knows very well about the things in the palace, and he is by no means an ordinary person, and it stands to reason that he will not find him for no reason.

The old man called Hanako and said, "You just said that you wanted to invite me to drink?" ”

Hu Xiaotian heard him mention this matter again, it seems that if he doesn't honor this matter today, he will not let himself go lightly. He smiled and said, "How can you eat if you are always eating, I invite you to drink, and you can choose the place." ”

The old man smiled and nodded again and again, but it didn't take long for him to shake his head vigorously and said, "It's not good, I always let you invite, then I'm so embarrassed, come and don't be rude, this time I invite you." ”

Hu Xiaotian looked at him, he always called the silver ingot in Huazi's hand that he gave him by himself, and the dogskin jacket he was wearing was also given to him yesterday, and these two things are worth it all over his body, please eat by yourself? Definitely take my money to invite me to dinner.

The old man said that Hanako's eyes slipped into the cemetery and said, "Wait and see, I'll look for any other sacrifices to eat." ”

Hu Xiaotian hurriedly surrendered his hand to beg for mercy: "Old man, I understand your kindness, I won't eat this meal, and I'm not hungry." ”

"Don't give me face?"

"It's not that I don't give you face, I'm really in trouble, I'm in a hurry!"

The old name Hanako's face changed: "You kid left like this, don't I owe you a favor?" Lao Tzu has lived all his life, the loess is buried to the root of his neck, and he has never refused to owe others favors, you are pitting me if you do this! ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "Don't think so, neither of us owes anyone." Senior, I'm really leaving, in a hurry. ”

The old man called Hanako and said, "You dare to go and try!" ”

Hu Xiaotian was really frightened by him, and his strength was decided, in front of the old Huazi, he only had to be abused.

The old name Hanako smiled and said, "Cowardly as a mouse, this scared me?" ”

Hu Xiaotian said with a smile: "This is not cowardice, this is called a person who knows the times as a handsome." ”

The old name Hanako looked at him with a smile: "You can leave if you want, but you have to promise me one condition." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "What conditions?" ”

The old Hanako's gaze wandered on his face for a moment, and finally landed on his mouth: "Let me kiss one." ”

Hu Xiaotian covered his mouth in fright, and his eyes were as wide as copper bells: "How can the seniors be joking?" ”

Hanako grinned her oily lips and showed a mouthful of blackened and yellowed teeth: "Do you think I'm joking?" ”

Hu Xiaotian suddenly turned around, spread his legs and ran, I'm damn it! Met an old pervert/pervert, just raised the speed, and in a flash, the old Hanako was already in front of him, closed his eyes, pursed his oily mouth, and looked extremely obscene. Hu Xiaotian hurriedly stopped, only to feel that the sky was thundering, although he was no longer the first kiss, he couldn't cheapen this old pervert in vain, and turned around and fled to the right.

The old call Huazi followed him like a shadow, and his voice kept ringing behind Hu Xiaotian's ears: "What are you running?" Just let me kiss it, and I won't lose a piece of meat in a kiss. ”

Hu Xiaotian got goosebumps all over his body, and saw a dead tree in front of him, using his hands and feet at the same time, and the golden spider took eight steps to the extreme, rubbing and rubbing, so the potential of people is really unlimited, and in normal times, Hu Xiaotian's tree will never be so neat.

I thought I had escaped the tracking of the old Hanako, but I turned around and looked down, and the old Hanako was standing below. Hu Xiaotian wiped his sweat and said, "Old man, don't play with me." ”

"You come down!"

Hu Xiaotian shook his head and turned around, but the old man Hanako had come to the opposite side of him unconsciously, and almost touched his face, the old man Hanako laughed, Hu Xiaotian was so frightened that he fell straight down from the tree.

The old man told Huazi to jump down from the tree lightly, like a dead leaf falling leisurely beside Hu Xiaotian, and poked his chest with his finger: "If you have the ability, you will continue to escape!" ”

Hu Xiaotian shook his head weakly, covering his mouth with both hands: "Old man, just spare me!" I haven't been kissed by a man since I'm so big. ”

The old name Hanako smiled: "That's just the right experience." ”

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