Hu Xiaotian said: "If you come hard, I will only bite my tongue and commit suicide." ”

The old man called Hanako smiled and said: "It's a chaste and fierce man, although the old man is lustful, he won't be hungry, and he won't be strong, you get up first." ”

Hu Xiaotian sat up with his mouth covered, and hurriedly moved his ass back a distance, did he commit Tai Sui, so unlucky, he actually met an old pervert. It seems that he was born with a face of small fresh meat, and danger is everywhere.

The old man called Hanako and said, "The kung fu you did on the tree just now was the eight steps of the golden spider, right?" ”

Hu Xiaotian nodded, he always called Hanako well-informed, and he could see the origin of his kung fu at a glance.

The old man shrugged his shoulders and said with disdain: "Although the eight steps of the golden spider are also good footwork, it is still successful to climb over the wall and cross the house, if it is really on the flat ground, hehe, it is useless." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "What kind of footwork is so powerful on the flat ground?" He still covered his mouth and spoke in an urn of anger.

The old name Hanako said: "When it comes to escape kung fu, the most powerful thing in the world is our name Hanako, why don't I teach you a set of footwork used to escape?" ”

Hu Xiaotian blinked, how can there be such a good thing in the world, but I don't know what the old name Hanako is thinking, should he put forward any excessive conditions, right? If you pass on your footwork to yourself in exchange for a mouthful of yourself, it won't work, I, Hu Xiaotian, am not such a casual person.

The old man called Hanako and said: "Your feet are too slow, it's not fun at all, I'll teach you a set of footwork, so it's fun to catch it." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "What footwork?" ”

The old man Hanako thought for a while and said, "Eighteen steps to hide from the dog." ”

"What?" Hu Xiaotian was dumbfounded, he had only heard of the eighteen palms of the dragon descending in the past, and today he heard for the first time that he had heard of the eighteen steps of hiding from the dog.

The old name is Huazi said: "My set of footwork is our call Huazi comprehensive past generations of escape experience research, you can see clearly, this first step is called, the dog takes the mouse!" ”

Hu Xiaotian stood up. Although I don't understand why the old name Hanako wants to teach me footwork, I know in my heart that the other party should have no ill will towards me.

The old name Hanako acted while talking: "The dog jumps off the wall in a hurry!" Chickens fly and dogs jump, dogs snatch food......"

An old man and a young man shuttled back and forth in this cemetery, Hu Xiaotian was still a little apprehensive at first, but as his understanding of this set of footwork deepened, his expression became more and more solemn. Don't look at the name of the eighteen steps of peek-a-boo, but the subtlety of the footwork is unparalleled in the world.

The old man called Huazi to teach carefully, Hu Xiaotian learned seriously, don't look at Hu Xiaotian's super understanding, it took an hour to memorize this set of footwork.

The old name Hanako smiled and said: "It's not bad, it's not bad, it's rare to be able to remember so much in an hour." ”

Hu Xiaotian already understood at this time that the old man called Hanako was really trying to pass on his kung fu, and he said respectfully: "Thank you seniors for your advice." ”

The old Hanako smiled: "Don't thank me, now that you have learned footwork, I will catch you." If I caught it this time, I honestly let me take a bite. ”

Hu Xiaotian's face changed when he heard this: "Here you go again!" ”

The old call Hanako said: "I count to five, one, two......"

Hu Xiaotian slipped away and fled, the two of them chased me in the cemetery, Hu Xiaotian's footwork was not skilled at the beginning, and he was caught by the old Huazi one after another, this time it was really not to scare him. After grabbing it, it is a hard kiss. The smell of wine was smoking, and Hu Xiaotian almost didn't vomit out the overnight meal.

Under such huge psychological pressure, Hu Xiaotian naturally fought with all his strength, and the small universe completely exploded, his feet became more and more flexible, and his footwork became more and more proficient. In the end, it was not so easy for Hanako to catch him.

This time, Hu Xiaotian escaped three laps in the cemetery, only to be intercepted by the old Huazi, the old Huazi smiled, pouted and wanted to come up again, Hu Xiaotian came and jumped off the wall in a hurry. Leaping over his head.

The old name Hanako laughed: "The child can be taught." This time, he didn't continue to chase, took off his dog skin, took off his wine gourd from his waist, unscrewed the bottle and poured a sip of wine.

Hu Xiaotian saw that the old man called Huazi suddenly stopped and did not chase, so he stopped running, came to the old name Huazi and knelt on the ground respectfully: "Thank you seniors for passing on my martial arts." "Up to now, the blind man can see that Lao Zhaohua has no ill will towards him, and the real intention of appearing in the cemetery this time is to teach himself martial arts.

The old man called Hanako and spat and said, "I'm bah! Good luck, this is the cemetery, you kowtow to Lao Tzu, are you cursing me to death? ”

Hu Xiaotian was also a little embarrassed when he heard him say this, so he quickly stood up and said with a smile: "Senior, Xiaotian has no intention of cursing, I sincerely thank you." I thought to myself, why did this old man Hanako teach him such exquisite footwork, and who was he entrusted by?

The old man called Hanako and said: "I taught you this set of footwork, which is considered compensation for eating sacrifices, and you don't have to thank me, but you need to promise me one thing, you can't pass on this set of eighteen steps of hiding dogs I taught you." ”

Hu Xiaotian nodded and said, "Don't worry, senior, I will definitely do it." ”

"Also, you can't tell anyone about the footwork I taught you."

Hu Xiaotian said: "Okay! ”

The old name Hanako smiled: "You baby is also obedient." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "Senior, you see that we are so fateful, why don't you just accept me as an apprentice, and pass on to me all your eighteen palms of dragon descending, what dog stick methods, etc." ”

The old man Hanako's eyes widened: "Damn, you kid thinks beautifully, you take in apprentices casually!" ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "Famous teachers are hard to find, and high-level apprentices are even more difficult to find, and you can't find a smart, handsome and chic apprentice like me." ”

"I'm boasting, look at your treacherous face, what if you're smart and clever? Handsome and chic, can it be eaten as a meal? I always tell Hanako to accept apprentices, what is important is character, and I don't want to be talented but not virtuous. ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "You just kissed me several times. ”

"How?" The old name Hanako looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

Hu Xiaotian said: "That's my first kiss, you have to be responsible for me when you get my first kiss." ”

"Uh...... Impossible, right...... You're such a big guy that you haven't even kissed a woman's mouth? ”

"I've kissed it, but it's the first time I've been kissed by a man."

The old called Hanako and said, "In this way, I seem to have taken advantage of you." ”

"Take advantage of it, if this thing gets out, my face won't look good, I'm afraid that your old face won't look good, right?"

The old name Hanako said with a smile: "I've always been shameless, it doesn't matter, you like to talk about it or not." ”

Hu Xiaotian said: "You are old and virtuous, you are always the leader of the beggar gang!" ”

"Who told you that I was the leader of the beggar gang? Lao Tzu is not! Lao Tzu is a poor beggar, barely a bag of disciples. ”

Hu Xiaotianxin said that you are an old slippery head, even if you are not the leader of the gang, you have to be an elder, you are definitely a pivotal figure in the beggar gang, I can't let you kiss in vain today, what do you have to squeeze out a little martial arts, he took a step closer to the old man called Huazi: "Senior, you don't accept me as an apprentice, and I don't force it, but you do good things to the end, since you taught me the footwork of escaping, it is better to teach a few more tricks of self-defense." ”

The old name Hanako sneered: "Boy, are you changing your way to coax me?" The eighteen steps of hiding the dog are for your meal, and now we don't owe each other. I didn't take advantage of you, although I kissed you twice, but you also kissed me, the wine is mellow, the mouth is old, each has its own taste, you can kiss my old man, you are not a loss. ”

Hu Xiaotianxin said, let me vomit first! Since people are unwilling to teach themselves anymore, they can't be reluctant, so they respectfully said goodbye: "Thank you seniors for your advice, Xiaotian has said goodbye, and when Xiaotian is beaten and flees everywhere in the future, if someone asks me who I learned martial arts from, Xiaotian will never give you a confession......"

The old man scratched his ears: "I didn't teach you martial arts." ”

Hu Xiaotian smiled secretly in his heart.

The old name Hanako sighed and said, "Let's go! Cease! Cease! I'll teach you one more trick. ”

Hu Xiaotian was overjoyed, and finally achieved the goal of letting the old man Hanako relax: "Thank you seniors." ”

The old name Hanako said: "Learn to hide from the dog in eighteen steps, there should be no problem in escaping, as long as you don't meet a top master, ordinary people will never be able to catch you, but if you meet a top master, if you can't escape, then there is only one way." ”

"Fight!" Hu Xiaotian gritted his teeth and said.

"Wrong!" The old man Hanako shook his head and said: "It's a big mistake, thirty-six plans are the best, and when you can't escape, you have to play dead." ”

"Huh?" Hu Xiaotian's mouth was open enough to stuff a big duck egg, thinking that the old beggar was willing to teach him the trick of killing the enemy with one hand, but he didn't expect to get this kung fu.

The old name Hanako said: "Don't underestimate the kung fu of pretending to be dead, it's not as simple as closing your eyes and holding your breath, I won't tell you, I always told Hanako to be able to live until now, how many times have I faced danger, and in the end I was lucky to survive not by this trick!" ”

Although Hu Xiaotian was disappointed in his heart, it was better to talk than nothing, and he still cheered up and followed the old man Huazi to learn this trick that was blown by him and was rare in the world. ”

"Play dead dog!"

Is this self-deprecation?

People tend to ignore others when they are too focused on one thing, even Hu Xiaotian himself didn't expect to stay in the Zhongguan Mound Cemetery for a whole day, first followed the old name Hanako to play the game of you chasing me, and then learned to pretend to be dead, the old name Hanako is not wrong to say something, pretending to be dead is not as simple as closing his eyes and holding his breath, Hu Xiaotian took an hour to learn to hide the dog in eighteen steps, but it took twice as long to learn to pretend to be dead, and in the end, he mastered a fur, which is still far from the requirements of the old Huazi. However, learning martial arts is by no means achieved overnight, the master leads the door to practice in an individual, and what Cheng Dù can practice next depends on Hu Xiaotian himself. (To be continued......)