Two chapters were updated today, and this is the second update. Lin Han and Stalin met these three chapters, I wrote very coolly, don't jump and order, I ordered chapter by chapter when I was on the double shift, this book is not easy, there is no big push and it all depends on naked. Toto support (the above number of words is not included in the charge)

After talking about World War II, the next thing is the main event, explaining the fate of Stalin fifty generations later, and it is also the biggest bad taste of Lin Han's smashing history.

"In my space, you will die on March 15, 1953, and the cause of death is said to be a sudden cerebral hemorrhage. However, the specific cause of your death has been very controversial in later generations, but the more mainstream theory is that your subordinates deliberately saw death and did not save you, when you had a stroke and collapsed on the sofa, and your subordinates only allowed one female nurse to treat you. Refuse to say that you were thrown on the floor of a cold room by a man at the time, and the news of your death came the next day. ”

Speaking of this, Lin Han paused, taking the opportunity to carefully appreciate Stalin's expression at this time.

Looking at the expressions of historical celebrities who were "thundered" in the future, it has always been one of Lin Han's bad tastes. When he was in the Soviet area, Lin Han often took the future "poems" or "masterpieces" of the chairmen and marshals for them to taste, and then quietly admired their expressions when they looked at the works of their "future self".

That's a lot of fun.

Stalin did not have a seizure, but asked in a very low voice.

"Who is it?"

"Looks like you're mentally prepared."

"Who is it?"

He asked again, his voice even deeper, and the beard on his mouth curled imperceptibly.

"Everyone."

Lin Han replied.

"Everyone?"

"Yes. All of them! ”

Stalin was self-deprecating and conceited:

And so it was. That's right, too! The tyrant is dying, and his subordinates are looking forward to his early death, and it is not normal to not want him to die early. ”

Lin Han sighed and said, "Everyone wants you to die, and everyone is looking forward to your early death." If you continue with the Great Purge, you will face this day in a dozen years. Because under your high-pressure iron fist, everyone trembles in front of you, fearful and trembling in the face of precariousness. I've seen a lot of black materials about you in later generations, and I don't know if it's intentionally made up to hack you or if it's just the truth. I have to explain it first. Because you and your successors like to change the data, change history, and make up stories. I can't be sure whether the materials I, a future person, will see in the future life, whether they are true or false. ”

Stalin inquired: "There is no need to say any more, I have long been aware of this. ”

"Don't you ask who is not saving you from death?"

Stalin glared at Lin Han. Said coldly: "Do you need to ask?" Someone who is qualified to succeed me, of course. No. It should be everyone, all those who want me to die soon. ”

Stalin said and gently tapped the pipe, knocking out the ashes. Then filled with tobacco, Lin Han picked up the lighter and lit it for him again.

"When I die," he said, "someone will throw countless pieces of garbage at my grave"

Lin Han interjected and continued: "But the wind of history will ruthlessly blow them away. Well, here's your quote. ”

Stalin suddenly asked Lin Han: "What would you do if you sat in my place?" ”

Lin Han replied: "If you had asked me this question ten years ago, I would have answered you, and I would have been Yeltsin." ”

"Yeltsin? Who's that? ”

"The last Soviet leader, a smart and stupid man who ruined the USSR for his own benefit."

"Yeltsin?"

"He's only about six years old now, and his full name seems to be Boris. Nikolaevich. Yeltsin, you can find him and kill him. ”

Lin Han built yì road with wicked taste.

Stalin said coldly: "That doesn't make sense, there will be a second Yeltsin." ”

Then, he read it again in his mouth.

"Boris. Nikolaevich. Yeltsin? Well. ”

Lin Han knew that he remembered the name.

In fact, the last leader of the Soviet Union should have been Gorbachev and not Yeltsin, because the stupidity of the former gave the latter the opportunity to destroy the Soviet Union. So far, Linhan has told Stalin the truth, but he deliberately omitted Gorbachev.

Yeltsin was a smart and stupid man, while Gorbachev was an out-and-out naïve fool. Although history has been changed by Lin Hanyanzhòng, it always doesn't hurt to keep the "pig teammates" in the enemy.

Stalin asked: "You have not answered my question, what if you sit in my place now?" ”

Lin Han said: "Now you have achieved the maximum limit that a Sovietist can rise. For people like you, there's nothing more interesting in this world than building a strong nation. To paraphrase a tyrant I saw in a later work: For my ideal purpose, even the trajectory of the stars will be changed. Your low-level self-interest can no longer affect your ideals and pursuits. ”

Stalin commented on Lin Han and said: "You are very good at talking and continue the rest of the story." ”

"Your successor is called Khrushchev. That's right, it's Nikita now. Sergeyevich. Comrade Khrushchev. After he came to power, he fundamentally denied your one, completely denied. The consequences of this shook the camp of socialist countries, and even affected China. After that, the ideological struggle between the socialist camp and the capitalist camp began to be at a disadvantage. Ideas began to be confused, worldviews began to crumble, and the seeds of a series of tragedies in the decades that followed. ”

"Khrushchev?"

Stalin read the name softly, and Lin Han knew that he must have a fire in his heart now, but he forced it and did not have a seizure.

Lin Han said, "The most terrible enemy is never the person who stands in the foreground and is your enemy, but the person who looks at your comrades and dogs. However, he is not the only one, and after your death, the entire Soviet Union jumped out to accuse you, oppose you, and criticize your voice. ”

"Am I being whipped?"

"There is news that your body was rudely dragged out of Red Square. After cremation, it was hastily buried. Therefore, as a tyrant, it is best for me to set up a testament as soon as possible, cremate immediately after death, and scatter the ashes on the earth, so that those who hate you will not have a chance to whip the corpse. ”

"Poof!"

Stalin, who was holding a fire in his heart, was rarely amused by Lin Han's words.

Lin Han said: "What you are doing now, you are preparing to push the great purge to the climax, as long as it brings such consequences!" Because everybody is afraid of you and hates you because of it. I'm afraid of you. A qiē is like a spring. The tighter you press, the stronger the rebound will be in the future. ”

Stalin said: "Do you want me to continue the Great Purge with all this saying this, or do you want to stop it?" ”

Lin Han said: "About the Great Purge. You go ahead or you stop there. I don't care. I just want to see it. Knowing the future, after the changed future, how far will the USSR go. Someone said. History has contingencies, and history also has inevitability. For this era, I, an outlier who does not belong to this time and space, is the greatest accident, and I also want to know what kind of course my "accident" can distort the "inevitability" of history to. ”

"It's a bad taste."

"Who called me now, I am no longer human flesh and blood. Besides, it's fun to laugh at the changes in the situation. ”

Stalin spat out a smoke ring and said conceitedly: "Just want to see a different history?" You'll see. ”

Lin Han pointed to Stalin's pipe and said: "Smoking is dangerous to health and is an important factor in causing cerebral hemorrhage and stroke. To give you a jian, if you want to manipulate the USSR for a few more years, it's better to start quitting smoking now. Without the hard work of the Soviet-German war, if you pay attention to your health, you have a good chance of supporting it until the sixties, and maybe you will still have a chance to see the Soviet satellites in the sky. ”

"Satellite to the sky? What is that? ”

"Let's talk about this later, let's get down to business first"

At this time, Stalin had already put down the pipe in his hand, and Lin Han looked at his pipe with evil taste, wondering if the bearded man would quit smoking after this meeting? After a trip to the Soviet Union a few years ago, after a secret conversation with Lin Han, Chairman Li Runshi, who had never left his cigarette, had quit smoking and had not touched a cigarette for four years.

At that time, Lin Han said to him: "Live longer than those capitalist roaders, this is also a war." In the political struggle, living longer is the key. ”

"Give you a Jianyì, before you feel that your health is not good, designate an heir as soon as possible, let him take over your shift, you sit in the background and command remotely for a few years, and take him with you, so that the change of power will be smoother, and it will be easier to escape the fate of being whipped after death."

Speaking of this, Lin Han shook his head with a smile and denied: "But this should be a succession method that can only be used by mediocre leaders, people like you, the person who takes over your class, will sit firmly in the future, if you don't whip your corpse to deny you, I'm afraid it will be very difficult." ”

Lin Han remembered the end of someone's death, and the joke that the future generations were flying all over the sky and openly hacking him, and shook his head vigorously.

Stalin asked Lin Han: "After my death, what about anyone else besides Khrushchev?" What they do and what they end up with. ”

Lin Han said: "Beria, you are the successor after you killed the dirty Yezhov outside, he was quickly shot." This kind of big man who controls the Cheka is what everyone is afraid of. Just as you joined forces to get rid of Thotsky, the father of the Red Army, who seemed to be the most dangerous, the others joined forces to get rid of Beria, as if they were captured on the same day, shot on the same day, and even the ashes were dumped in the gutter. No matter what country it is, the first person to work and do the dirty work for the Supreme Chief's agents will not end well"

Stalin nodded and motioned for Lin Han to continue.

"After the defeat of Beria, the struggle for power began within the CPSU, and Khrushchev united with others to oust Malenkov, whom you fancied, and then it was a counteroffensive."

"Counterattack?"

Well, this is the Chinese language, which means that the people who deny their predecessors are a qiē policy. Most of the elements who were defeated and suppressed by you, whether guilty or wronged, have been rehabilitated. As for who is guilty and who is wronged, I think Your Excellency knows best. These rehabilitated men, of course, were very grateful to him afterwards, and became the base of the party that supported him the most - as I said above, there is nothing like stepping on the corpse of a former tyrant and throwing garbage to help him take over a position more quickly. And the negative impact of your previous high-pressure policies, it is time to return the performance. Around 1961, you were dragged out of Red Square and burned down. ”

"As for Malenkov, Molotov, the losers of the party struggle, and those who were on the wrong side of the line, Khrushchev learned your lesson, he didn't kill them, he just drove them to the outlying areas to become officials."

Stalin commented disdainfully: "What stupid. ”

So after a few more years, the other members of the CPSU joined forces and held a party congress. Ousted him from power. When stepping down. That's what Mr. Khrushchev complained, saying that you have to be grateful to me, that I did not kill all you losers, as Comrade Stalin did. That's why you have a chance to make a comeback. ”

"And then?"

"Then I went home to retire. He spent his old age at home until he died. marginalized in Soviet politics. The positive assessment of him in history is that after the terrible political purges of the Stalin era, everyone can get together and disperse. No longer like a barbarian. ”

"Humph!"

Stalin snorted lightly, with an expression of extreme disdain.

Lin Han sighed and said: "Everything has a good and no two good, what kind of cause is planted, what kind of fruit is produced, one qiē only depends on the choice of the person who started the chrysalis, and it is not good to want to please everywhere." ”

Stalin asked: "Who will take his place next?" ”

"Brezhnev. ”

"Brezhnev? That pretty Moorish man? How could it be him. (Brezhnev was a handsome man in his youth, and Stalin often called him a pretty Moor.) ）

"Brezhnev was a peacemaker, not very aggressive, he was an understanding man. After the tragic lessons of the bloody era of your time, after he came to power, he also began to make peace with the mud, neither radical nor conservative, just one word, paste. Well, it means to please as much as you can. He reversed some of the excessive denials of you in the Khrushchev era and saved part of your reputation, but he did not dare to completely regain it. As I said before, I want to curry favor in as many ways as possible, to ensure a harmonious atmosphere within the CPSU, hello, hello, hello, everyone! ”

Stalin coldly commented: "Stupid and selfish practice! Hello me, hello everyone? It means that all the top and bottom do not do anything, and they live together, so the Soviet Union began to become an inefficient bureaucracy. ”

"Comrade Brezhnev can't be tough even if he wants to, and many problems are not that he can't see it, but that he can't do it. Ever since you set the precedent for the tragic purge within the CPSU, your successors, and indeed the entire CPSU, have formed a consensus that the CPSU cannot be allowed to produce another dictator like Stalin. Comrade Brezhnedi was praised by everyone, and if he wanted to be a second Stalin, he would have been retired early, like Comrade Khrushchev. ”

Speaking of this, Lin Han closed his mouth again, and then began to appreciate Stalin's expression at this time, but unfortunately, as the most outstanding politician of this era on earth, Stalin had the ability to hide his mood under his face, and on his face, Lin Han couldn't see anything interesting.

"Since then, Soviet politics has become a stagger of water. The top leaders sat in a circle, without a decent backbone. Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, don't ask for merit, but ask for no fault. No one dares to do any deliberately aggressive reform, and no one is willing to do it. Everyone is comparing, everyone is dragging out, who dies first, and who can live a little longer. It dragged on and on and on for decades, and the entire upper echelons were aging, and for more than ten years before the end, there were a bunch of bad old men in their seventies in power, who did not want to make progress or seek change, and just sat and sat until everyone died of old age together -- but the old guys at the top died of old age almost at the same time. Well, do you want to listen to a joke about the difference in the political means of the successive leaders of the CPSU in later generations? ”

Stalin nodded: "Please speak." ”

Lin Han said: "The joke is that Lenin, you, and Khrushchev, Comrade Brezhnev sat on a train, the car was halfway open, and there was no railway in front. Comrade Lenin stood up first and gave the order: all the Party members on the train got off the train for Sunday compulsory labor, laid the railway, and then the train moved on. ”

Stalin nodded and smiled: "It's my turn next, what about me?" ”

"Your order is to call the people who build the railways and those who manage them, and shoot them on charges of being enemies of the people. Then the frightened people of the railway department immediately worked overtime to repair the railway. ”

Stalin laughed and nodded: "Not bad! And what about Khrushchev? ”

"He ordered the rails behind the train to be dismantled, laid in front, and then the train moved on."

"Do you cross the river and tear down the bridge, interesting. And what about the pretty Moor? ”

His answer was, close the curtains, and everyone pretend that the train is still moving.

"Hahahaha!"

Stalin slapped the table and laughed out loud, he laughed loudly, even slapping the table hard while laughing.

After a while, the laughter stopped, Stalin slapped the table, restrained his smile, straightened his face, and said coldly to Lin Han: "This joke is funny, isn't it?" ”

Feeling the majestic pressure generated by the dictator's angry laughter, Lin Hangan smiled and said, "Hmm. The Soviet Union is a system of government that is too mixed internally, and it needs a lion to spur them behind with teeth and sharp teeth in order to move forward quickly. You and Comrade Lenin are both lions, and Comrade Khrushchev is an African hyena, intelligent, opportunistic, troublemaker, but timid. Comrade Bozhlev, presumably, was a sheepdog, and later Comrade Andropov, but a leopard, but unfortunately too old, died within a few years of coming to power. As for the map head, Comrade "Gorbachev", that's a pig, he was able to come to power, because everyone considered him the most incompetent. ”

Lin Han commented to Stalin on the future leaders of the Soviet Union and their deeds one by one.

The conversation between the two men ended until dinner, after which they left the yacht and returned to their respective warships to rest, where they continued the conversation the next day. (To be continued......)

PS: Two chapters were updated today, and this is the second update.

Lin Han and Stalin met these three chapters, I wrote very coolly, don't jump and order, I ordered chapter by chapter when I was on the double shift, this book is not easy, there is no big push and it all depends on naked. Lots of support