The structure of the dragon friends in Hazy Sky Mountain is different from other websites: a group of dragon friends are mixed together, a guy with egg pain posts an egg pain post, and then a bunch of IDs or vests from all over the world pop up and express their opinions.

According to the rules of the jar, irrigation of 100 stickers can be upgraded to one level - this was more than ten years ago, and now the upgrade level will be increased to 500 stickers. If you're lucky and write an article to the moderator's appetite, you can get dragon crystals and refinement, and the upgrade will be much faster. But most of the dragon friends are mostly born in water dragons, and most of them don't have this kind of leisure. Only old dragons and legendary dragons will spend hours or even days coding a post of thousands of words, throwing it into the forum to deceive a boutique for dragon friends to savor.

Fourteen years ago, I slipped into the sky and became a dragon friend and became an old dragon. I wanted to deceive a moderator, but the big demon king said that I was too bad-tempered and too hot, and I couldn't wait for those water dragons who like to stir up the base. Those water dragons have a variety of ingredients, and there are parties and factions in the dragons, which are strange.

The sweet party and the salty party often quarreled over whether it was better to eat sugar or salt for tofu brains, and the heretics of the spicy party and the sour party were on the side from time to time to fight black guns while it was cold. As for the masturbation party, party, Luo Li party, mature woman party, and ladybug party, they are arguing all day long over which party is the "right way in the world". After chasing the big demon king for a few days to no avail, I also found that I was really not the material to be a moderator, and I couldn't wait for these strange-tempered uncles, so I had to lie down honestly at the foot of the hazy empty mountain, and play the role that was most suitable for my troublemaker.

Since then, I have been hiding at the foot of the Hazy Sky Mountain all day long, and I usually diving. When I saw something interesting, I popped up, set a fire, and then patted my ass and left, hiding aside to enjoy the various "anti-parties" who were stirred up by my arson staged a group P battle on Haokong Mountain, and the scene of the fight was inextricable.

In this journey, the big demon king of Haokong Mountain is always a "dick look" who is "in control" and does not interfere lightly, and the dragon friends are all "only ass" background, every time I set fire to my head, I always gang up to show off my ass to catch and fight. There is no peace. Only Zhou Bofu appeared. Everyone will put aside a prejudice, form a united front, and smile at him together, so I still remember it.

Zhou Bofu is a self-proclaimed ladybug party but always encounters people who have no money in their bags. He was very tall. There are a lot of bird feathers on his body. There are some scratches on the face that are often carried out. Always bruised and difficult to darken the eyes. Although he calls himself a ladybug, every time he stands in front of the big health store, his money bag is always empty. I couldn't find an "old man's head".

When he speaks to people, he always says, "I'm going to do great health care", and he doesn't understand what he doesn't understand. Because his surname is Zhou and he calls himself Bofu Bird, everyone found a bird named "Randolph" from the "Animal Encyclopedia", replaced the character of the symbol, and called him Zhou Boyu.

Every time Zhou Bolu appeared on Haokong Mountain, all the dragon friends who were watering and quarreling stopped and smiled at him. Some shouted, "Duck, you have a new scar on your face!" He didn't answer, and sent a post to ask Long You: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you have the latest party benefits?" ”

After posting, he put up the post himself. So someone replied to him in a post: "You must have been beaten by your wife again." ”

Zhou Bolu's eyes widened and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......

"What innocence, I saw you hanging out in front of the big health care store yesterday, and you were caught by your sister-in-law and slapped your face with high heels."

Zhou Bolu's face turned red, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued: "That's the fun of boudoir fun, that's love, can it be considered a fight?" And then there's the topic that everyone loves. "The grape trellis is over", "Mrs. is giving me a massage" and the like, which caused everyone to laugh, and the air of joy and unity was suddenly filled up and down the empty mountain.

I heard people talk about it behind their backs, Zhou Bolu was also a member of the flowers on Haokong Mountain, but unfortunately he met people who were unladylike and met Hedong Lion, so he went back more and more, and he didn't even have the money to invite a girl to eat a bowl of spicy tang. Fortunately, he knew how to code, so he wrote some dried tofu articles at the starting point to earn some pocket money to spend. It's a pity that he has another bad problem, that is, his mouth is not strict. Within a few days, the poor woman in the family learned about it, so all the manuscript fees were handed over to the "treasury", and they fell into abject poverty again. Zhou Bolu had no choice but to join the party, often turning around at the door of the big health care store, or going up to the empty mountain, looking at the welfare photos posted by the moderator, and having a good time. But in Hazy Sky Mountain, his conduct is better than that of the water dragons, that is, he never irrigates water. When the information of "great health care" was new to "tea", it was also true and timely, which attracted praise from dragon friends.

Zhou Bolu looked at the new welfare photos sent by Long You, and his dissatisfaction was alleviated, and others asked: "Zhou Bobao, have you really gone into the big health care?" ”

Zhou Bolu looked at the person who asked him, showing a disdainful look.

They then said, "Why don't you even have the bath card that Zhang Da Health gave for free?" ”

Zhou Bolu immediately showed a depressed and uneasy appearance, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and his mouth began to mumble; This time, it's all because my wife checked strictly, touching my pocket every day to check my account and so on, some things I don't understand. At this time, everyone also burst into laughter, and the forum was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

At this time, I can also go along with the tricks on Zhou Bolu, and the moderator and the big demon king will never blame. And when the moderator saw Zhou Boyu, he asked him like this every time, which made people laugh. Zhou Bolu knew that he couldn't chat with these water dragons, so he had to talk to me, a diving dragon. He once said to me, "Have you ever been in the big key?" ”、

I nodded slightly.

He said: "I'll test you once you've entered, the four blowing methods of the four blows in the big health care, do you know?" ”

I think, is the person who will be beaten by his wife if he looks at a woman more than once, also worthy of me? And he turned back and ignored him.

Zhou Bolu waited for a long time, and said very earnestly: "I don't know, right? I'll teach you, remember! These four blows are like this, when you have the opportunity to go to the big health care in the future, don't be lazy and miss those girls. ”

I secretly thought that Lao Tzu had a VIP card in a nightclub, and he used your duck to teach me. Besides, the four blows are all old yellow calendars, and now the popular ones are rice wine blowing and ginger soup blowing, this is old-fashioned. I felt funny and impatient, and lazily replied to him: "Who wants you to teach, four blows, red rope, poisonous dragon, ice and fire two heavens, that's what it is." ”

Zhou Bolu became interested and began to communicate with me: Do you know the four blowing methods of the four blows?

The more impatient I became, I posted a post that something was offline and left. Zhou Bolu just took out a cucumber, peeled it and was about to perform live, when he saw that I was not enthusiastic, he sighed again, showing great regret.

A few times, several infrastructure groups in Haokong Mountain heard that Zhou Bolu was coming, and they also rushed to the scene and surrounded him. He posted photos of girls secretly taken from major health care doors in various places for everyone. After reading the photos, the people of the infrastructure construction group still did not disperse, their eyes were looking at Zhou Bofu, Zhou Bofu was already panicked, stretched out his hands to protect his buttocks, and shouted: "No, no, no, not here." ”

Then he touched the bruises on his face again, shook his head and said, "This is Madame's, I can't give it to you." ”

So the group of people in the infrastructure group dispersed in laughter.

Zhou Bolu is so happy to make people happy, but without him, the empty people would live like this.

One day, about two or three days after the clean-up operation, the moderators were slowly cleaning up the forum posts. suddenly posted, "Zhou Bolu hasn't been here for a long time. He still owes me a big health update post! ”

I also think that he has not been here for a long time. A watered dragon friend said, "Why did he come?" …… He broke his knee on his knees. The moderator said, "Oh! ”

"He's still at the door of the big health care all day long. This time, I was dizzy, and I secretly withheld the half-year award fee at the end of the year and didn't pay it, and then sneaked in? Big health shop, others can go in, isn't he looking for death when he goes in? ”

"What happened?"

"How can it be? Before the clothes were taken off, the sister-in-law came out of thin air. ”

"And then?"

"What else? first wrote a defense, then paraded naked, dragged home and then beaten, beat him for most of the night, and then forced him to kneel ants. "And then?" "Kneeling ants, you can't kneel to death or kneel to run." "How was it after kneeling all night?" "How? …… Who knows? Xu is happy to have a broken knee, and his courage is gone, and now he doesn't even have the opportunity to find welfare photos in the sky. ”

The moderators didn't ask anymore and still slowly cleaned up the forum.

After the New Year, the sound of the net is getting bigger and bigger day by day, and I saw that the speed of Thunderbolt was getting slower and slower, and I was forced to use BT Genie again.

All afternoon a day, none of the dragon friends dared to post welfare photos again, and I was depressed watching old movies to enjoy it. Suddenly, there was a lot of noise on the Hazy Sky Mountain, and it turned out to be Zhou Boqi who appeared.

I stood up and looked around, and saw Zhou Bolu standing at the foot of the Hazy Sky Mountain looking at the mountain. His face was swollen like a pig's head, and his eyes were left with only a slit. He wore a pair of steel chastity pants with a large iron lock on the side, and only two thumb-sized holes in the front and back of the pants.

Seeing this, the duck whispered, "Is there a Kaiseru?" ”

"Nope. This has to be asked for by the head of the Thief Spring. ”

I'll help find the chief,

He asked again, "Is there any lubricating oil?" ”

"Yes."

The Taoist priest handed him the cayserk and the lube.

The duck took the lube and the cork, clamped his buttocks, folded his legs, and bounced away like a rabbit.

Daoist Leader of the Thief Spring shook his head regretfully as he looked at the small hole in the steel pants with the thickness of his tail finger and the indestructible chastity pants made of Nimda alloy.

The Taoist chief said to me with drooling, "I really envy his wife." ”

Since then, we haven't seen Zhou Bolu for a long time. In the Mid-Autumn Festival, the moderator said, "Zhou Bolu still owes me a big health information post." In the Dragon Boat Festival of the second year, he said, "Zhou Boyu still owes me a big health information post!" "I didn't say it until the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I didn't see him at the end of the year.

I finally haven't seen him until now - it's probably impossible for Zhou Bolu to go to the big health store anymore. (To be continued......)