17. On the table, the red girl fought the foolish house, and the wedding of the foolish husband ended in the screams and shouts of the villagers.

The guests shouted to everyone, the first time to wait for the mother's family, the rest of the relatives and friends will sit second, please rest for a while, the good meal is not afraid of late, waiting for a seat!

It must be known that according to the old theory in the tunzi, when doing red and white happy things, all the tables borrowed from each family are placed in the center of the courtyard in turn, no matter how distinguished guests and whether they are adults or children, they are all four people at a table, and they all sit cross-legged on the ground.

The difference today is that the hospitalizer discussed with Li Hu, and the banquet of the mother's relatives was arranged in the outer room of the upper room, which was regarded as a high look.

The first table was the guest of honor, and there were Dongfang Zhou and Zhang Shi, accompanied by Li Hu and Xiaohu's maternal uncle; The second table was seated by Liu Min and Zhang's mother, accompanied by Xiaohu's mother and matchmaker; The third table is Xiaohong and Yingzi, accompanied by the two little cousins brought by Xiaohu's uncle.

Only the little stone is still with the bride in the new house.

The flower girl was too unconcerned, so she immediately found Xiaohu and asked Xiaohu to talk to the hospitality, arrange another table in the outhouse, and let Xiaoshi eat with him.

Xiaohu looked for a hospitality, and the hospitality said, this has to be discussed with your father, so he came to Li Hu, Li Hu said that it would be okay to set up another table, and there was only one person left with Xiaoshi, so let him sit down.

Xiaohong heard it, and said to the guest with a smile: "I'm also talkative, if I can't set another table, it's best for you to let the two sisters who accompany the guests go down to one of the two sisters at this table, and let the little stone come up." ”

The hospitality didn't dare to make up his mind, and came to Li Hu again, Li Hu looked at the eldest brother, and the eldest brother's eyes rolled and said, there is an urgent matter at my house, and I want to take the two children back immediately after the meal, so it is better to set another table.

Li Hu said, it's okay to put it up, but there are already three tables in this outhouse, and there is really no place to put it again, so you can't put it in the yard or put it on the pot table.

Turning his head to look at Zhang Shi, who was driving the car, Zhang Shi was easy to talk to, and said to Li Hu and Dongfang Zhou, if it doesn't work, let the stove make a braised big meat cube alone, and let my son go into the south kang of the inner house to eat a bite, why can't a villain?

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As soon as he finished speaking, before Dongfang Zhou could speak, Zhang's mother at the next table glanced at the stone, and Liu Min wanted to say anything but didn't say anything.

Xiaohong understood and said loudly: "Uncle Zhang, I'm not aiming at you, Xiaoshi is a villain, but after all, he and I are the bridesmaids of the bride, what to say, we are the maiden guests of the legitimate host, how can we let him stand on the edge of the kang to eat?!" ”

The flower girl in the cave room leaned on the door frame and looked out and said, it can't be like that, let the small stone eat on the edge of the kang, my mother's side can't say anything, but let the outsiders meet about our mother-in-law's family who don't know the rules.

Xiaohu on the side also said that it can't be like that anyway.

The matchmaker glared at the flower girl and said with a grin, what the bride said was, what to say, the small stone is the sentence that ordinary people say, and the sweet potato falls on the wall - soft and hard is a peg!

You should be sitting at the table.

When the flower girl heard it, she didn't wait to speak, Zhang's mother laughed and said, in the past, some people said that my Zhang's mother couldn't speak, but now there will be someone who can't speak than me.

The matchmaker said, I'm just making an analogy.

Xiaohong took over the conversation and said: "If I look at it, I don't blame Aunt Zhang for being unwilling, it's all to blame the second aunt for what you said is too unsquare, how can you talk like that, and the sweet potato falls on the wall, isn't this scolding?!" ”

Yingzi also said, I really don't know if it's good or bad for the matchmaker to speak, anyway, I'm here to send me Sister Hua, I have to know whether I'm half a catty or eight taels, and I can't interject if anyone says anything.

The flower girl said, I think Sister Yingzi said it well, everyone has to understand human feelings in the scene, isn't it!

Xiaohong smiled, gave her mother a look, and arched her forehead in Li Hu's house.

Liu Min called his mother-in-law and said, I think so, if it doesn't work, my mother-in-law will ask your two little nieces to go down to one.

Li Hu's house turned his head to look at his mother's brother, who thought for a moment and said to Li Hu, you accompany the Dongfang family's in-laws to eat, I won't accompany you, there is really an urgent matter at home, I have to leave immediately.

Dongfang Zhou hurriedly said goodbye, in-law!

You deliberately went all the way to congratulate your nephew, how can you not eat?

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My uncle said, I have said this many times when I am in a hurry, instead of conditioning you, so you eat yours, and I will go home.

Li Hu said, my eldest brother, don't worry, listen to what I said, Zhang Shishi's son is a little half-dozen boys, and Xiaohong is a girl, how can men and women sit together if they can't sit at the same table, you can't go.

Uncle Niang said with a sigh, thanks to you being still a tun chief, what years are you now, and you also said that men and women are not at the same table, and they are all little hairy children!

After speaking, he stood up and called the two daughters to go, although Li Hu stopped him, his maternal uncle still couldn't do it, and he had already walked out of the door, and Li Hu and his wife were sent outside the gate with Xiaohu and his wife before coming back.

The guest here has let Xiao Shi sit down, and Xiao Hongle Zizi has let him come to his side.

The entertainer found another child of a close relative of the Li family to fill the gap.

The flower girl was happy, and said to Zhang's mother, aunt, you have to bear with it, if there is anything wrong with my mother-in-law's family, you can look at my flower girl.

Zhang's mother couldn't close her mouth and said, where, who are we and whom.

The matchmaker glanced at the flower girl.

The official opening of the meeting.

Li Hu, the host of the first table, picked up the hot pot-bellied wine jug in the teapot and poured the wine one by one, and then raised the bull's-eyed wine cup and said to Dongfang Zhou: "My family, and the car boss, my eldest brother Zhang, no matter how good or bad the wedding is, it is finally over, and I Li Hu has prepared a little thin wine, not to mention nothing, let's do one first." ”

After speaking, they touched the cups one by one.

Dongfang Zhou said while touching the cup: "Don't be polite, in-laws, you and I have officially married today, and I won't say anything, just drink." ”

The two of them drank it all along with Zhang Shi.

After three rounds of wine, Li Hu poured it all again, and said with a smile: "I'll tell you the truth after drinking the wine, today's wedding really made me angry enough, only one of the three cannon lights sounded two sounds, which really made the kiss laugh at the guest, but now this wine is in a good mood." ”

Dongfang Zhou said: "Don't be angry, no matter who does things, it is inevitable that everything is not thoughtful, everyone can understand, there is no zài who laughs at whom, I mean, to look at your Li family alone, it seems that the villagers are outsiders, but you are the head of our tun, from this point of view, the villagers are not outsiders, or just like your own family." You say, don't you? ”

Li Hu said happily: "My in-laws, what you said is really to my heart, I think so too, everyone lives in a tunzi, looking down and not looking up, who is laughing at whom?!" Come on, and next! ”

A few people did it again, and after doing it, Li Hu turned down the wine cup high, only to see a drop of wine falling, Dongfang Zhou still dropped a drop, Zhang Shi saw this, and put the wine cup on his neck and poured it down, and then let the two of them see that the wine really did not fall.

Li Hu said yes, and filled the wine cups one by one.

Dongfang Zhou said with a smile: "But your in-laws, you are really too angry today, because you are the host, how can you say that your own son married a daughter-in-law, but you scolded in front of everyone, what to say, you can't hold the gate at all, what is this?!" ”

Li Hu nodded and said, "That's right!" But there is one case, if it weren't for Xiaohu laughing at the villagers, I wouldn't have been able to lose my temper so much. In-laws, let me let you say, don't say anything if the cannon lights don't go off, the things are still bought by his little tiger in the town, you can buy it, but he still laughs, doesn't he know how to do it?! If I don't scold him, can I keep him, this little rabbit?! ”

Dongfang Zhou shook his head and said: "It's normal for Xiaohu to laugh, the reason is that today is the big day for him and my goddaughter Huanu, and he laughs when he is happy." If you want to say that there is one thing that is wrong today, that is, my daughter Xiaohong, she shouldn't have said that yours is not in front of everyone, and Fang Cai is too, for the matter of serving Xiaoshi, she said that this is not right, and that is not right, what is this?! I'll have to talk to her when I get back. ”

"You said Xiaohong! She's too young, and besides, she's had a holiday with us Xiaohu before, how can I talk about her?! ”

"That's not going to work, I'm going to discipline her when I go back. But I think there are two people who are quite talkative today......"

"Who?"

"Your mother-in-law and matchmaker, the two of them are blocking you left and right, I think it is very reasonable; But you didn't say anything to our Xiaohong, but reprimanded them. ”

"They are both half a shell, and besides, they are from our in-laws' family, so they didn't pick them."

"That's not right, matchmaker, how can you become a person at the head of your mother-in-law's family?"

"That's it anyway!"

Li Hu's wife at the other table was confused, and turned her head to glance at Li Hu.

The matchmaker grinned and said: "You, you are our tuntun chief, we can't stand what you say, we have to bear it, even if you are angry, you have to hit your asshole and come out!" ”

Li Hu's eyebrows lit up, and he said: "In-laws, look at our matchmaker, how good she is at talking, and she also says that she has to bear it, and if you are angry, you have to come from there, not only is it happy to hear it, but also comfortable!" ”

"Of course, there are a few matchmakers in our Yakniutun, isn't it just that!"

"What do you say?! Come on, come on, let's drink well this time, and then the next one! ”

Do it again.

At this time, Xiaohu and the flower girl came to pay their respects, and Xiaohu called Dongfang Zhou to his uncle, saying, "Fill the bar for my uncle first!" ”

Dongfang Zhou hurriedly said: "Don't, you should give my in-laws your father first, because he is your father who has worked hard." ”

Li Hu said: "Where is it, I am the guest of honor for the Lord and your in-laws, you are the guest of honor when you say anything, and the guest of honor should be the one who should be the first. ”

Xiaohu poured Dongfang Zhou, Li Hu, and Zhang Shi in turn, and Li Hu picked up the cup and said come and come...... Dongfang Zhou did not pick up the wine cup, and said: "In-laws, you will drink later, I still have two words to say to my son-in-law Xiaohu, because I am also a wealthy person, and we have become a child clan again, since we are children clan relatives, but Xiaohu you just came to the banquet but called me uncle, if you called me so before, it would be okay, today I am your wife's godfather, so you don't call me a father-in-law, at least call me a godfather." There is another thing, you haven't given me a bow yet, how can there be a reason not to give a courtesy?! ”

After speaking, Dongfang Zhou looked at Zhang Shi.

Zhang Shi said: "Xiaohu, what your father-in-law said is right, you and the flower girl have become a couple, and you have changed your mouth." ”

Li Hu was embarrassed and said, "Yes, yes, I forgot about it, it's time to change my words." ”

The flower girl said: "I also forgot about this, thanks to my godfather for reminding us, Xiaohu, you must be like me from now on, and call my godfather my godfather." ”

Xiaohu blushed and said, "I don't read much, and the etiquette is too poor. ”

After speaking, he said: "Godfather, please accept your eldest son-in-law Li Xiaohu!" ”

Then he bent down and gave a deep salute, and his head almost hit Li Hu's head.

Dongfang Zhoulian said that it was good, so he took out a red paper bag from his pocket and handed it to Xiaohu, Xiaohu took it, took it from the hospitality, opened it and saw that it was a big ticket of ten yuan, and shouted in front of everyone: Listen, my mother's father-in-law will reward the new aunt with a banquet of 100 yuan!

That "whole"

The word is also shouted with a long portamento from high to low.

Everyone applauded, and the guests and hosts raised their cups and touched each other.

Xiaohu thanked him again and was about to leave, and the flower girl said with a smile: "My godfather, my Uncle Zhang, and my father, you all eat and drink slowly, and my goddaughter wants to go over the table to toast my godmother." ”

Dongfang Zhou nodded, and said happily to Li Hu: "This looks like my son-in-law can really be promising, young people are not afraid of shortcomings, and if they have shortcomings, they can know how to admit their mistakes and correct them!" ”

Li Hu said, my son, after listening to your words, he will bubble out of his nose.

After speaking, he poured wine again.

Zhang Shi has a lot of alcohol, but he talks a lot when he drinks too much, and said to Li Hu: "I also have something to ask you Li Hu, why do you have so many pictures of yin and yang fish in this matter today?!" You see, there is a wedding car, there is a door, and there is a gable in the cave room, which makes me feel troubled when I see it. It's not in my house, I'll hang one in my house. ”

"Why don't you understand this?! Don't I want to be lively! ”

Dongfang Zhou smiled and said, "Brother Zhang, where did you go, let's have a drink." And then the next one. Li Hu picked up the wine table again, Dongfang Zhou took it and said: "I said in-laws, I see that we are almost drunk at this time, as the saying goes, there is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, although I Dongfang Zhou is the guest of honor, but the character in the crowd is a big deal, we can't forget the saying that the first guest makes the second guest, the reason is that many folks outside are waiting for it!" So let's finish it early, and I'll pay tribute to you at the end. Li Hu said: "What are you anxious about, in-laws, we must drink well today!" Dongfang Zhou nodded, but he still filled them one by one, picked up the wine cup, and Li Hu helplessly picked it up and drank it all. Li Hu, who was a little too much, still wanted to drink, Dongfang Zhou waved his hand and said, "My family, let's stop in moderation, but we can't drink anymore." Before I leave, I still have a few words to say to your in-laws. So Dongfang Zhou explained that the flower girl asked Zhang Luo to clean up her adobe basket house, and that she wanted to build two houses as a clinic, so that Li Hu did not need to rent a house outside. Li Hu said, when it comes to renting a house, I don't think you need to be a family member, although I Li Hu is not a particularly wealthy family in the tunzi, I can compare with the upper and lower than the bottom, since I can marry my daughter-in-law, I can afford to support her; But I have to take a piece of my family's heart. As soon as Dongfang Zhou heard Li Hu's words, he understood that eight or nine were not far from ten, so he had no choice but to give up and leave. Li Hu's family sent his mother's guest out of the gate, and a busy worker carried a pout's back buttocks and shoulders pork footsteps like flying over, Li Hu knew that this was back to his mother's meat, so he smiled and said to Liu Min, even if it is such a little concern between me and your son-in-law Xiaohu, go back to make up for your mother-in-law. Liu Min responded with a smile and said, I don't need to make up for my body, if you want to make it up, just take this meat back to my mother-in-law to make up for it. Liu Min said this, but took the meat from the busy worker and handed it to Zhang Shishi, who hung it on the front wheel of the car. The onlookers whispered. One asked what was going on with the mother's meat this time. The other said, "You don't understand this, but if you think about how much the bride will suffer when she is born from her mother's womb, she will almost lose a layer of skin." Then it is to feed, eat,, pee, and wait day and day, and when it grows to more than ten years old and twenty years old, when it weighs a hundred pounds, it is necessary to find a mother-in-law to sleep with the man, and her mother is equivalent to giving a big girl to her mother-in-law's family for nothing, and her mother-in-law feels very unhappy, so she takes a few catties of meat on the day when her daughter-in-law passes the door and asks her family to take it back, which is a little compensation for the mother-in-law, that is, the old Didong, and the mother-in-law refers to this. The person who listened to it said oh, I understand, no wonder a man is willing to have a wife once he is pregnant. That one said, you be quiet, don't let the tun chief Li Hu hear it. Li Hu really heard it, pinched it with his eyes, and asked what the two of you were talking about, and scared these two laipi cats into the crowd. In the Ranma Man Flower, the flower girl first said goodbye to Zhang's mother and Yingzi and kissed the little stone. Turning around to the wedding car to see off the godmother, Liu Min saw the flower girl with tears in her eyes, and she was sad, and a tear burst out of the frame. The flower girl hurriedly wiped away her tears and said, Godmother has to sleep well when she goes back, these days I can get up early and go to the dark for me to be tired. At this time, Xiaohong came over to pull the flower girl's hand, and the two hugged each other, and the flower girl entrusted and said, after going back, Xiaohong, you think about it, take the back of the Hui Niang meat to the godmother to wrap a few dumplings to eat, cut more meat, and then cut some leeks, the godmother loves to eat three fresh fillings. Xiaohong agreed, and asked the flower girl when she would go back, and the flower girl told sù that when the girl returned to the door in three days, she would definitely be able to see her godfather and sister you. Finally, he said to Dongfang Zhou, who was sitting on the front and outside carriage, godfather, you have to sit down, don't plant it. When the carriage went on the road, the two sides greeted each other, saying that it was okay to go, and that side said please go back, and waved to each other frequently. The flower girl was in tears until she couldn't see the shadow of the carriage, and then she went back to the house with her husband Xiaohu. After the wedding ceremony, the family is going to have a reunion dinner. Li Hu is the head of the family, although he is full of wine and food, he and his wife still have to sit down. Xiaohu asked, my dad still can't drink, Li Hu hiccuped and waved his hand. Xiaohu asked his mother and wife again, and both mother-in-law and daughter-in-law said they wouldn't drink. Xiaohu said that he was very tired after most of the busy wedding day, and he wanted to drink some. The flower girl poured it on, and Xiaohu took a bite. Li Hu was not very happy when he saw it. The flower girl gave her in-laws and two elders vegetables, and her mother-in-law only ate one bite, and her father-in-law stretched out his chopsticks and burped, then put down his chopsticks and said, you eat, you eat. The flower girl was full after eating half a bowl of rice, but she wanted to leave the table but didn't, so she just waited for her husband, both renewing the wine and vegetables, Xiaohu drank cup by cup, until she drank so much that her face was red and her neck was thick. Li Hu saw that he was upset, so he got off the table and went to settle the bill with the hospitality, demonstrators, chefs, etc., who had finished eating, and sent them out of the door one by one. After thanking all the busy workers, he went back to the house and collapsed on the kang to rest. At this time, the flower girl persuaded Xiaohu to drink less, and Xiaohu drank crookedly before putting off the chopsticks, and the flower girl entered the house and let him lie down on the north kang. I came to the outhouse to see if there was any way to live, and the new daughter-in-law entered the door, and she couldn't just eat and dry. When he saw that all kinds of borrowed utensils had been cleaned up, but the outhouse floor was not very clean, he swept it again. By this time it was already dark. The flower girl entered the house to see Xiaohu sleeping, so she put down the curtain, and thought about the scene of the wedding in the cave room, and then heard the sound of Nankang's mother-in-law sweeping the kang and covering the quilt, so she took off her clothes and lay down next to Xiaohu, but she couldn't fall asleep over and over. At this time, the husband woke up, and there was no need to say that he would get into his wife's bed and do good deeds. My wife said to her ear, "I'm in trouble, and I have to wait for three days and five days." The husband was unhappy and whispered, "Don't be afraid, tonight we are in the cave room, and if we don't do something, we will regret it, which is very unlucky." Then he said that the school's teacher Sun once said that when the title of the gold list was titled, the candle night in the cave room was known, and it was known in a foreign country that it was three happy events, and we had no reason not to be close. When the wife wanted to say something, she listened to Nan Kang's father-in-law's lips again, and the two of them were scared to death and waited speechlessly. After a while, I heard the snoring again, and the wife said, "You are not afraid of dipping sugar gourds, and the husband joked that dipping sugar gourds is also very good, sweet and sour." The wife laughed, the husband hurriedly covered his mouth, at this time Nan Kang's father-in-law coughed again and turned over, but the two waited again, the husband touched the woman's chest with his hand, and let the wife also touch his chest, touched and kissed, the wife felt a smell of alcohol, but still kissed, kissed to let the husband burn the fire, the object below to help up, the husband said that he wanted to try to dip it once, just about to go up to try, Nan Kang coughed again, the two waited again, until there was a sound of whirring sleep, the wife said, Xiaohu, don't worry, from now on, My flower girl is your person, and a good meal is not afraid of being late. My husband said, I don't don't understand things, and I can stand it, but your little brother can't stand it. So he asked his wife to touch his younger brother, but he didn't touch him, and told her husband, and when she heard that she would get sick like that, the husband asked what the disease was, but the wife couldn't answer. The husband said, this is not over, try it today, if you really get sick, you will never dip again. When the wife heard this, she was really embarrassed, and then she thought, yes, it is okay to try it once, and she knew whether it was good or not, and satisfied her husband's luck in the cave room, so she put on the things and agreed. The husband is happy to do good things, and he doesn't know what is wrong in the dark, but he feels the same as usual, and his wife still wants to call but she can't call. At this time, Nankang moved again, and the two couldn't control it much, until the husband finally came out, it was a round......