18 Zhiqiu godfather why he sincerely persuaded Sister Yi to take over the secret affairs of the cave room and said: The flower girl lit a small oil lamp and took a look, but fortunately, the mattress was well padded in advance, and there was no stain, so she wiped it herself.

Then I saw that the husband who was rubbing it with paper was really dipped in a sugar gourd, and it was bloody.

Let him lie down and gently wipe it with a towel.

Xiaohu was moved, and understood in his heart what a daughter-in-law is, of course, he was not interested, and the two agreed that they would not be able to share a room during the menstrual period in the future.

By the end of the third day, his father-in-law Li Hu had something to do and went out early.

Here, the flower girl was happily Zhang Luo went back to the door to do her mother's business, but Xiaohu's object was swollen and the pain was unbearable.

The mother-in-law asked what was wrong, Xiaohu didn't squeak, and the flower girl said, your son is fine, but his little stomach hurts a little.

Xiaohu forced a smile and turned over.

The flower girl said, you should get up quickly, today is the day to go back, and we have to go to my godmother's and father's house.

Xiaohu couldn't move, so he let his daughter-in-law go by herself.

The flower girl didn't allow it, for fear that the godmother would suspect that the two had something awkward, so it was not good to say.

Then he said, if it doesn't work, I'll borrow a small cart to push you there, and by the way, I'll let you the old man to show you what's going on below.

Without waiting for her husband to reply, she went out to borrow a car.

The car was borrowed, and the flower girl helped Xiaohu to get into the car, and the mother-in-law looked at it, thinking that the little couple was close to each other, and returned to the door for three days to return the daughter-in-law to push the car, which made people laugh, so she ignored it.

Xiaohu was even more proud, an acquaintance asked where to go halfway, Xiaohu said happily, today my daughter-in-law returned to the door, I had a stomachache and couldn't go, so my daughter-in-law borrowed a car to push me.

As a result, it became a beautiful talk in the tunzi.

As soon as she arrived at the gate of Dongfang's house, the sweaty flower girl saw the godmother waiting at the door, and there were two dogs next to her.

stepped forward and said a few words behind her husband's back.

The godmother said, then smiled and said to Xiaohu, the eldest aunt is here.

Xiaohu replied, here, my godmother is very good.

The godmother boasted in her heart that she had learned to speak in a few days.

The girl who led the flower cart entered the courtyard, and when she got to the door of the house, the two of them got out of the car and entered the house.

Dongfang Zhou hurriedly came out, and when he saw the frame, he asked, what happened to the eldest aunt.

Both of them said that they had a little illness.

Although Dongfang Zhou had doubts, he said, sit down quickly.

The two of them sat down.

Dongfang Zhou looked at the two of them and said, "I'll count the two of you to come at this time, and you came by cart?" ”

The flower girl was a little embarrassed, smiled slightly, and looked at the godmother.

Liu Min said calmly to Dongfang Zhou: "I have to tell you this, we and Xiaohu are already real relatives, if you have something to say, you should just say it, what, the place under Xiaohu is swollen somehow, you should be a doctor." ”

Dongfang Zhou was slightly surprised, and said, "I have to look at the affected area." ”

Xiaohu was ashamed, Dongfang Zhou smiled, and said: "I really don't understand you guys, in the eyes of our doctors, no matter who it is, no matter when there is any disease, it is a common thing, and it is even more common for doctors to see, how can you cure a disease if you don't look at it?!" ”

Liu Min said: "It's true, Xiaohu, you just let your father-in-law take a look." Look at it, I'm going to kill the chickens, and then I'll get the two dishes right. ”

The flower girl hurriedly said: "Godmother, don't need to eat, don't bother." ”

"That's it!"

Liu Min, who went out, said.

Xiaohu was still sitting, and the flower girl said, "Don't shrink your head and clip your tail, let my godfather show you, and I'll help my godmother catch the chicks." ”

Xiaohu took off his pants in the white cloth behind Dongfang Zhou, Dongfang Zhou only glanced at it, then nodded, and let Xiaohu put on his pants and come out.

At this time, I heard the sound of a quacking chicken outside, apparently the chick had caught it, but sure enough, the flower girl came in a moment later, and there was still a piece of chicken feathers on one hand.

Dongfang Zhou sat down and said to the flower girl calmly: "Xiaohu has ** Yan." ”

In a word, the flower girl lowered her head.

Dongfang Zhou explained: "What is this?! There are all kinds of strange diseases in the world, and whoever is greedy will be greedy, and whoever is greedy is considered normal, and they will be cured. ”

The flower girl asked: "Godfather, you don't know, the goddaughter is scared, is this disease easy to cure or not?" ”

"Don't be afraid, I dare not say how many similar diseases I have experienced, at least more than ten cases, it seems to be very scary, but it is not surprising, it is easy to treat, and it will be fine soon if you smear it with a lot of oil."

Then give an explanation: big oil is a new production of Western medicine, called penicillin, commonly known as big oil, with a strong anti-inflammatory effect.

After Dongfang Zhou finished speaking, he took out a small bottle from the drawer, and there was only a small layer of white oily liquid left in it, handed it to the flower girl, and then handed over a cotton basket.

The flower girl breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Xiaohu didn't have the kind of disease that was particularly difficult to treat as some people said, right?" ”

Dongfang Zhou smiled and said, "You're talking about cancer, no, how can it be cancer?!" Xiaohu because he lives in the countryside and never takes a bath, he becomes inflamed after a little infection. ”

"What my godfather said is that there is no bathhouse in the countryside, unlike people in the city, who go in and soak once a month, we don't have that condition, so naturally we should be sick."

"That's not true, there is no bathhouse to boil some water at home to wash, Xiaohu's illness is that he doesn't pay attention to hygiene, which can't be said to be normal."

Xiaohu and his family were happy, and the flower girl said: "But it scared me, what to say, I just got married to him, if he really got that kind of disease, he died without much, how should I live if I am left alone, this time my heart can finally support the bottom!" ”

Dongfang Zhou explained in detail how to apply the oil.

The flower girl asked again how many days would it be okay.

Dongfang Zhou said that generally speaking, it can be effective in three days, and it will take about a week to get completely good.

The flower girl wants to paint it immediately, Dongfang Zhou said okay, you can wipe it with me, and I will help you kill the chicken.

The flower girl came to the outhouse to boil hot water, and after boiling it for a while, she brought it to the back of the clinic Bu Lian, Xiaohu sat down, and the flower girl washed with water first, and saw that the object was swollen like a big mushroom head, and there were some blisters on the surface.

As soon as it was washed, Xiaohu was hot and painful, so he shouted, and the flower girl had to go down, wait for the water to cool down and then wash it and then apply it gently, and finally wrapped it in a medicinal cloth.

The flower girl didn't know how to wrap up, so she came to the outhouse and asked Dongfang Zhou, godfather, if the pimples are all covered, how can you pee?

Oriental Zhou said, don't be all-inclusive, leave a little on your head; Or you can go back and wipe it again, and you can leave it naked at home.

The flower girl felt that it was not good to show the world like that, so she dealt with it on the spot.

After applying the medicine, the flower girl came to the outhouse, the chicken had been killed, and when she saw that her godfather went outside to pour the chicken head and chicken paws, she helped the godmother pick the chicken feathers.

Xiaohu was lying on the bed in the clinic, looking up at the roof, thinking about the many details of entering the cave room, and couldn't help but smile secretly, and also thought of the many benefits of his daughter-in-law, and his heart was beautiful.

Thinking about it, I thought of my sister-in-law again, and that time I rescued her in Nantukengzi, hugged her, and so on, and at this moment, my little tiger actually became her son-in-law, and lay on the bed of her own father, Lao Tzu, and ate chicken stewed mushrooms for a while, such a fickle life is really interesting...... Just listen to the flower girl in the outhouse, godmother, Xiaohong's sister can go to school in a long time?

Liu Min said, I have to come at three o'clock or four o'clock in the second half of the day, what's the matter?

The flower girl said, I miss her a little.

Liu Min said, she misses you too, after we beat your house and came back, she was always looking forward to today, thinking that you would definitely be able to come back in three days.

The flower girl was happy, so she heard the sound of footsteps in the yard, and without waiting to look back, Xiaohong said loudly, when will my sister Hua come?

The flower girl picked the chicken feathers, stretched her hands dripping with water, and turned around and said, I've been here for a while, little sister, why did you come back so early?

Xiaohong said, the school has a ten-day farm vacation, I know you can come today, so I will borrow two to run home!

After speaking, he hugged the waist of the flower girl and asked me again if my brother-in-law came?

The flower girl said that she was lying upside down in her godfather's house.

Xiaohong went in, smiled and said, my brother-in-law is here.

Xiaohu replied, to get up, Xiaohong said, you pour yours, I will go to the outhouse to talk to my sister Hua first, and then talk to your brother-in-law when I am free.

And he came out.

The flower girl continued to pick chicken feathers, and Xiaohong squatted beside her and asked the flower girl in a low voice, how is my brother-in-law treating you?

Flower girl said, it's good!

Xiaohong said, it's good, if he treats you badly, see how I clean him up later!

At this time, the flower girl finished picking the chicken feathers, and the godmother said, your sisters go into the house to chat, I will do all the work here, and I don't need you two.

The two of them entered the east house, and the godmother said loudly, you two can chat, if you want to be serious, you are not allowed to chatter.

The two agreed, squeezing each other's eyes.

The flower girl sat on the edge of the kang first, Xiaohong let the kang, and the flower girl took off her shoes and wiped them on the kang, and the two sat side by side.

Xiaohong asked in a low voice, "Sister, have you had your period?" ”

"A little bit."

"When I entered the cave room that day, my brother-in-law was not upset, was he?"

"Godmother just said, don't let us two nag about those useless things, why do you still mention this?!"

"No, I'm just asking if he touches you at this time."

The flower girl tilted her head to look at the outhouse, blushed and said, "Touched." ”

"Oh my god! Sister, you are so bold! When I came back from your house that day, I told my mom that you had your period. I also asked my mother if she was happy to be together, and she said that she was not happy. After my mother finished speaking, I was in a hurry, and I had the heart to go to your house and sue you, but how could I go?! If I go, my brother-in-law will definitely ask me what I came for, how can I answer?! If there is that old Li Hu thing, I will definitely give you some bad idea, no, it's not good, I won't do it. ”

"It's not you going or not, it's still on me. At that time, he said what he said, ah, yes, the cave room spent candle night, and said that he entered the cave room but did not get together, I regretted it, I thought to myself, I am married, my flower girl is his person, so I will depend on him. ”

"Sister, you're too soft-hearted, it's okay to talk, so what's the matter?! This is invisibly equivalent to you ruining your own body, you can't do it next time, you can't believe my brother-in-law's intentions! ”

"Next time?! This time is not enough for me to choke, there is no next time. ”

"How can you choke enough?"

The flower girl didn't say anything, Xiaohong didn't allow it, so the flower girl said to the root of her ear: "Your brother-in-law's head is inflamed, swollen like an iron hammer, and it scares people to death." ”

Xiaohong was surprised, frowned and said: "It's disgusting, how can it be like that, sister, don't say it anymore, I don't like to hear it!" ”

"Thanks to my godfather's words, if he hadn't made people laugh at the aisles of Lakaraca all day long, my sister would have been really sad."

The flower girl wanted to say, but Xiaohong didn't let her say, but asked again: "How is that old thing Li Hu?" ”

"Don't mention him, I live with him in the north and south of the kang, not two miles away, he either coughs up phlegm or snores every night, and he can even hear a fart, I am so scared that I don't dare to talk to your brother-in-law, I am not poor!"

"He's not as ...... as he used to"

"That's not true, Leng Dingzi, he doesn't dare now, who knows what will happen in the future?!"

"I'll be honest with you, sister, I'm always thinking about this, otherwise when my dad's house is built, you will move to our house!"

"That's perverse, it's not feasible, you think about it, I don't have anything to do every day after I move here, and when I come out and go in, I'm still upset, so my sister thinks, I'll go to work in the agricultural club in a few days, and my heart can be open."

"Hey! Sister, no, how about you study medicine with my father? ”

The flower girl smiled sadly and said, "Sister can't even read a word, can she still study medicine?!" ”

Xiaohong pondered for a moment and said, "If you don't know how to read, will I teach you to learn to act?" ”

"That's not good, you calculate, it will take me a few years to learn literacy from you, and it will take a few years to learn medicine after learning to read well, and I will die before I become a medical patient."

"Sister, what you said is not right, learning literacy is both slow and beneficial, you can understand things more, you see the kind of thing you and my brother-in-law did, if you have a little knowledge, you won't see it."

"According to you, I'm really tempted!"

"If you really want to learn, I'll start teaching you tomorrow, just in time for the school to be busy with farming."

The flower girl was happy and said, "Then I will learn from you first, and if you can't learn it, you can test it first...... No, I have to go home with your brother-in-law tomorrow morning, and I have to give him medicine every day, and I can't do without it. Let's get to this first! ”

And a man came in from the outhouse, and said in a loud voice, Where are the bride and groom?

It turned out to be Zhang's mother.

And he heard and said, "Oh!

You old mother-in-law really killed the chicks, there are a few, the uncle enters the door, the chicks have no soul!

And giggling.

The flower girl and Xiaohong hurriedly went to the ground, and Zhang's mother and Yingzi stepped into the threshold.

Suddenly it was a festive again, you said that he said that he thought about each other, and Zhang's mother and mother sat down.

As soon as the conversation box opened, Zhang's mother pulled up the wedding and said to the flower girl: "What happened that day, I didn't have anything to pick about my mother's family, no one treated my family as outsiders, and I was a little embarrassed to treat us like my mother's family; It's that there are two people on your mother-in-law's side, I was very angry at the time, one is your husband, how can he scold your man Xiaohu because the two cannon lights don't go off, what a laugh! There is also the sentence that the matchmaker said about our little stone, what sweet potato fell on the wall, how can he talk like this, this slut, if she changes places, I don't kill her to be cheap! ”

The flower girl said: "My aunt, you are right, that day the matchmaker she did not speak squarely, but auntie, you don't know, she is talking about small stones on the surface, and secretly she is talking to me!" She thought I didn't understand anything, but I could see her asshole through her throat. ”

"Niece, what you mean by what you say, I understand, the matchmaker she is watching your bride pass through the door, she is afraid that your father-in-law will not be good to her in the future, as if she is jealous, so why did she see your father-in-law on the street yesterday when she was × and verbose, it just so happened that your uncle in our family saw it with his own eyes at that time, you must not pick me when I speak, then which line, your matchmaker is not a dog crawling pig and purring, making a mess of."

The flower girl nodded and said, "I don't pick you, how can my flower girl pick you, auntie, you say yours." ”

"If you don't believe it, you can look at her in the future, she will become more and more disobedient to your father-in-law! Again, that day, Xiaohong, I looked good, don't look at her small, she spoke very quickly, and she could really give us a head and you, but when you came back, your godfather said straight to her in the car, and your godfather let me say, Xiaohong was more serious than your godfather that day, although your godfather spoke in his heart, but on the surface, no one should offend anyone, and there is a special depth. ”

Xiaohong, who has never interjected, said: "That day, my dad said that I had a fast mouth, I was not fast-mouthed, I was angry, and when I saw it, I was going to say, I was speaking for my sister Hua, for my brother-in-law, and for Xiaoshi, if I didn't speak, I couldn't squeak." ”

Yingzi also said happily: "I also became a matchmaker that day, originally, although my little brother is young, he is also Sister Hua's bridesmaid, your matchmaker is so scolding, obviously she looks down on my little brother." ”

At this time, the smell of fragrant chicken wafted into the outhouse.

Liu Min shouted to eat.

Zhang Ma Yingzi said goodbye.

Liu Min retained and let the two of them taste the chicken stewed mushrooms.

Zhang's mother said, no, there is still something to do at home, you just have to treat your godson-in-law and daughter.

Liu Min, Hua Nu, and Xiaohong sent out of the room, and then came back and called Xiaohu to sit down and eat together.