81. Trouble and clever words, stay overnight, be reasonable, and ask the teacher

It's the last day of the next semester, and the summer vacation starts tomorrow.

Dongfanghong had breakfast and told Zhang Yuying that she wanted to go to the street to buy some snacks for the hairy monkey to take home, and then go home together. As soon as he got out of the dormitory, he saw that Simon Guanghui was coming, and said: "Didn't you say that you would go home today the day before yesterday, then I will bring a good one to your uncle and aunt, and as for letting me go to your house with you, I don't want to go to you again and again." Dongfanghong said this because Ximen had been invited that day, and when he came to the house, he recognized the door and saw the second elder; Second, he and many close relatives of the Simon family can meet each other. At that time, she hesitated for a long time and did not make up her mind.

Simon said hehehe: "You don't know yet, I decided not to go home today!" ”

"You're done with your entrance exams, why don't you go home again?"

"Secretary Ai told me to work at this school tomorrow!"

One sentence made Dongfanghong confused and didn't know what was going on.

It turned out that since Ai Ren was promoted to the position of principal and secretary of the school, the post of secretary of the school's Youth League Committee has been vacant. After careful consideration, it was considered more appropriate for Simon Guanghui to take up this position. This morning I summoned him to his office to ask for his advice, and when he heard that he was overjoyed and unhappy, he readily agreed.

"Then you don't want to go to school?"

"That's it! Although I took the entrance exam, I didn't have a hard time studying at high school! If you think about it, you have to pay two or three years of tuition for a secondary school, and then after graduation, you will go to the enterprise to work as a small technician. Another penny does not cost a penny to become a national cadre, it can be said that this move is much more appropriate than studying secondary school! ”

Dongfanghong listened to Ximen's words, and he was very disgusted in his heart. But it was inconvenient to say it directly to your face, so she said, "Who knows you." I think it's better to keep studying - you can learn a lot! ”

Simon snorted and said, "If you mention this, I can see that a person has a little knowledge." For example, Sun Xiaotian, who originally worked in this school, did not have much education, but only studied in the Workers' and Peasants' Cadre School for a period of time, and he was stunned for a while as a secretary. ”

"Don't mention Sun Xiaotian, although he is now a leader in the commune, he doesn't do much in this school!"

"Who said that?! He's done a good job here, and no one is perfect. I now have all the Chinese qualifications, it is equivalent to the national high school graduation of the puppet Manchurian, and everything is enough. ”

"That's a mistake! Especially young people like you and me. You should look farther! ”

"You actually said those useless words, I can't say that I am burning my eyebrows, but I must also be realistic when considering the problem, the secretary of the Youth League Committee is a good errand, and I can't let go of this good opportunity."

"This role is not bad, but I don't believe it, why did Secretary Ai make you the secretary of the Youth League Committee as soon as you got to work?!"

"That's not it, Secretary Ai said to be an officer first. But what I did was the work of the secretary of the Youth League Committee, and after a month, two months, and a year and a half, I would be formally appointed. ”

"It's pretty much the same, I'll just say that Ai Ren can't make you the secretary of the Youth League Committee so soon."

Simon said happily, "There are still good things! ”

"What's the good thing?! You're shocked! ”

"When Secretary Ai was talking. He also told me that the school library manager is now a temporary worker and is not very qualified for the job. Let me do it again, and I'll think of you. If you have the heart. I'll talk to Secretary Ai and let this temporary worker work until next year, when you graduate. So you can top her up and send her home. ……”

Dongfang Hong was not on his mind, and interrupted Simon and said, "Come on, you can pull it down!" I'm going to graduate next year and I'm going to take the high school entrance exam! I have to ...... after graduating from high school."

Simon said sharply: "You don't have it, I'm talking here, and you just take it over and say what high school you want to take the exam, why do you want to do this?!" ”

Dongfang Hong immediately teased Ximen, but Ximen smiled again, and continued calmly, "After you pick her up, familiarize yourself with the work for a while, and when we are all settled, we will go to the commune to go through the marriage registration procedures, and then go to the Dahua Photo Studio in the city to take a big photo like Secretary Ai and my sister Yu - let's sit side by side on the stool; But remember, when you sit, you have to tilt your head to the middle, so that it seems natural and more intimate; You must also remember that there should be no distance between the two, not even a small gap, if there is a gap, it will not be good. Once you're all seated, don't move. The glasses camera master over there said, "Young man, you both have to laugh a little bit, let's laugh a little bit, and then the old master grabbed the air bag in his hand, and only heard a pop, and the big picture came out." Let's go back to the street and buy a bigger frame, put the picture in it, and take it home. Then let's rent another half room and clean up. Then bring my parents and your parents and your parents, of course, the four old people may have to squeeze a little, but this is not afraid, they will go home after all, and they will squeeze a little for a while. Then I got a mason to build a big stove in the yard and hired a chef who was good at making small bowls, because I love to eat small bowls. At the same time, I also want to find a Mr. Yin and Yang to watch a good day, and then hold a wedding generously and decently. Let the busyman put up a few tables, four, six or eight bowls up, and eat and drink lively, relatives and friends gather together, and when it is dark, we will pull the curtain down, and we will take off our shoes and go to the kang into the cave room......"

Before Simon finished speaking, Dongfanghong laughed.

"What are you laughing at?!"

"I laugh at what you said is weird and funny, you still love to eat stewed small bowls, of course you say you love to eat, what is ridiculous is that you still add a word in front of your love to eat, and you also love to eat braised small bowls, and you don't like toothache! Besides, if I had promised you, it would have been something I would have done in a year when I graduated, and you had thought so early now. It's so fine, why bother! ”

"Don't think about it sooner. Don't catch the blind when the time comes! ”

"But when the time comes, I still have to take the high school entrance exam, so I don't think I can get married for a hundred lifetimes!"

"Listen to me. I'm here to find you, just to discuss with you, don't go home first, I suggest you stay here for a few days, and when I finish the few things that Secretary Ai explained, I will take you to our house and discuss with my parents so that things can be settled! ”

As soon as Dongfang Hong heard this, he thought: Simon, Simon. I know you're careful, you're playing with me again!

Sure enough, Simon said, "Because I miss you so much, and I am anxious for the fire to burn, and I think that you will live alone in your bedroom tonight, and then when my eyes are dark, I will come to you secretly, and the two of us will be close to each other!" ”

Dongfanghong couldn't help but sneer, and said in his heart: Okay, you Ximen. You're beating around the bush and talking about it, and it's finally that little thing! He deliberately said, "I don't dare!" ”

"What are you afraid of with me?!"

Dongfang Hong drew a lonely line on his abdomen with his fingers, and said to the tiger: "I'm afraid that as soon as it's over, I will start to vomit after a long time, and it will be bad!" ”

Simon was pleasantly surprised: "That's good! My mom said that. A nausea and vomiting, that's joy! If that's the case, you'll just drop out of school and stay at home honestly. But there is only one thing to pay attention to, and that is to protect the tire. When the child comes to life, I will buy you some meat and eggs every three or five days. Let your two breasts be bulging, the child will let it coo, even if it is not wrapped, it will be worth it, as long as the milk is enough, the child will soon run all over the ground and call his father and mother, how good it should be! ”

"You're dreaming!"

"This is not a dream, if you don't believe it, you can try it, and you will be happy to be pregnant with coincidence!"

"That's definitely not going to work, once anyone sees how bad it is, what song do I have to sing?!"

"I don't believe it, who can see it?! When the time comes, we'll wipe the door from the inside, so that he won't even be able to see a cat! ”

"What's the matter with someone knocking on the door? For example, when the dormitory teacher came, they said that they had to go to each dormitory to check the safety work of the four defenses during the summer vacation. ”

"I won't open the door if I knock on the door!"

"You said that if you don't give him a bad shot, he is yelling outside, and slamming the door, who can stand it, I'm really scared!"

"Who else can do that?! Don't blame you for being a woman, you're so timid! ”

Dongfang Hong grinned, and there seemed to be eyes behind his eyes looking at Simon and said, "I mean I'm not afraid of 10,000, just in case, if someone knocks on the door, you have to enter the house, what should you do?" ”

"Then I'm not afraid of him! Because I am a member of the Youth League Committee, I am at the same level as his dormitory teacher, and I am even a little higher than him. When the time comes, I will say, I am an unmarried young man, why am I not allowed to find a girlfriend! ”

"But I'm still a student, who can afford to lose face?!"

Simon got angry and said, "I understand what you mean, but in fact, you just don't agree to me, and you still say this and that!" ”

"Simon! You're right! You must know that when I say this and that, I'm just talking to you and having fun! I just said that after graduating from junior high school next year, I will definitely go to the exam. Therefore, I advise you to go back and think about it again, you should try not to stay in school as the secretary of the Youth League Committee, or continue to study! ”

"Xiaohong, why are you like this?! I've said good things three thousand six, why don't you listen to them at all?! ”

"You don't need to say anything, I have to go back to my house immediately, Zhang Yuying is still waiting for me, just like this, see you when school starts!" Dongfanghong didn't buy any snacks anymore, wiped himself and went back to the bedroom.

Ximen Guanghui stood outside the bedroom door in white, and said to himself angrily: "Okay, you Dongfang Hong!" But my heart is gone! "I felt that there was semen spilling out from underneath.

Time is really fast, and more than 40 days of summer vacation have passed.

Dongfanghong said goodbye to the second elder, Sister Hua and the hairy monkey, and came to school with family affection and nostalgia. First, I went to the dormitory to tidy up the bedding - swept the dust off the luggage rolls, made the bed, and then went to the classroom to see the teachers and classmates.

As soon as I went out, I peed, so I quickly ran to No. 1.

Before entering the door, I saw Zhao Dongcheng, a teacher who teaches plants, come out of the male No. 1 with a big dung spoon and greet him from a distance, but the other party did not squeak. I felt weird, and I wondered why Mr. Zhao cleaned the toilets for the students on the first day of school. What's going on? So I wanted to ask other students, so I walked to the classroom.

Several girls in the classroom were chatting with the homeroom teacher, Ms. Liu Ruiqin. Dongfang Hong said when he entered the door: "I told you something new, just now I saw our teacher Zhao Dongcheng go to the toilet." Is there something wrong here, I wonder! ”

Everyone giggled, and Cao Zhen said, "Why don't you know yet?!" Mr. Zhao has become a class enemy, let's talk about him! ”

"Cao Zhen, don't make it up, Teacher Zhao was fine during the summer vacation, how did he become a class enemy at the beginning of the school year?!"

Teacher Liu said that this is a real thing!

It turned out that during the summer vacation, according to the unified arrangement of the county, all the teachers of the school went to Liu Erbao Town, where the county No. 2 Middle School is located, for training. All the teachers sat on a big kang and thought about what questions to ask, and there was a special person to count the number of opinions made by each person, and praise those who gave more opinions. Although Zhao Dongcheng is older, he is straightforward and fast-talking, and he said on this day that we support the implementation of the policy of unified purchase and marketing of grain, but the ration standard of the common people is set too low, and it is a little insufficient to eat. also made up a slip: the unified purchase and sales are good, and the rations are a little small. Adults don't have enough to eat. The child screams! Therefore, he was condemned as a rightist.

Dongfang Honghula remembered that Director Song of the Women's Federation once said that the rightists were taking advantage of our party's rectification to carry out a rampant attack on the party, so he nodded and said: "No wonder. I said how he went to the toilet, so that's what happened! ”

Teacher Liu whispered: "Actually, that's it, Zhao Dongcheng because he is a male teacher. and has a mouth but no heart, and loves to say what he says; Gay men are competitive again. even intrigues; It is said that Secretary Ai did not have a good opinion of him, so he seized his speech on the line. As a result, a rightist was decided. Otherwise, it wouldn't have come to this point. ”

Yu Chunhua likes to talk a lot, so she said, "Teacher Liu is wrong, right?!" I have heard that the party's policy has always been to treat everyone equally, and as long as Mr. Zhao's words are reactionary, even if she is a lesbian, she will also be a rightist. ”

"I said, why don't you believe it?! Let's not talk about it! During the training camp, there was really a female teacher in our school, I won't say who it is, and you don't ask me again. The female teacher spoke exactly the same as Teacher Zhao, and also said that she often did not have enough to eat. Secretary Ai said that he is a female comrade, who does not speak with a door, and loves to play the flag with the wind, she loves Zhao Dongcheng, so she said the same thing as Zhao Dongcheng, in fact, she has a mouth and no intention, and may not be really anti-party, as long as she criticizes and criticizes education and education for such comrades, in the end, she really did not decide on the rightists, and she is still lecturing to students. ”

A few girls chattered to guess which female teacher it was.

Teacher Liu said, "You can't guess, don't bother with that!" ”

Some said: "The male teacher can be fixed if he says so, but the female teacher can't say so, which is really weird!" ”

Others said: "It's better to hold a woman this time!" ”

Several girls laughed, saying that it was cheaper to hold a woman.

Everyone has a sense of superiority.

Dongfanghong said: "Actually, it's very subtle here, I don't say I understand everything, but I also know a little bit about it." ”

Cao Zhen said: "Dongfanghong, how subtle you say, tell us about it." ”

Dongfang Hong hurriedly said: "That's not good, if I say it, I will definitely let the top grab my braids, and if you want to say it, you have to talk to any of you individually."

Teacher Liu said that Dongfanghong was smart and sharp.

At this time, someone shouted Dongfanghong at the door, and it was Xia Yuling at a glance.

Dongfang Hong went out, Xia Yuling didn't ask how she stayed at home during the summer vacation, and said: "Dongfang Hong, I tell you good news, my uncle's bad hat has been removed." My mom really rides a donkey and eats bean buns - happy stuffing! ”

"That's good! This look, my Sister Song is really a person who can do things! ”

"I said yes, but I don't understand how she can have this way?!"

Dongfang Hong couldn't help but think of the secret relationship between Director Song and Sun Xiaotian, so he said: "Actually, as long as you Xia Yuling use your brain to think about it, you will be clear." ”

Xia Yuling thought for a moment, and suddenly realized: "I understand, thanks to you Dongfanghong for reminding me." Then he whispered to Dongfanghong for a long time, and the two of them didn't say that she nodded, but she said that you nodded.

After whispering, Xia Yuling asked, "Then how can you thank her and him without thinking?" ”

"Then there's no need!"

"Then they can't talk about my dog food, they don't understand things?"

"That's definitely not possible, you can't underestimate them too much, and besides, people won't care about your family. But there is one thing, you have to tell your uncle and your mother, so that they can live in harmony, and there will be no more quarrels, let alone always quarrel like before. In this way, we supported Director Song's work from the side, so that her face was bright, and it was also good for him. ”

"I see!" Xia Yuling said.

8 (To be continued......