Chapter 142 Thirty Years of Holding Back a Poem
Yang Yun said: "It's not just inappropriate, it's just nonsense, and it's a big rebellion!" Therefore, it is not a strange thing for someone to impeach him, but he feels that the official who impeached him was instructed by me. ”
"Actually, I also think that the Lang official wanted to impeach Dai Changle because someone did instigate it, otherwise how many Lang officials were there, how dare they participate in the performance of one of the servants of the Nine Qings? But it doesn't matter who instructed that Lang Guan, Dai Changle thought it was me, that was me, so he used me to defend Han Yanshou, and argued with me in the Xuanshu Palace, and said that I didn't have a good word anyway. ”
Yang Yun and Gou Shen said this, they heard someone making noise a little farther outside, and the two didn't care, originally the restaurant was a place to drink and chat, and it was normal to be noisy, and there was no movement, it was estimated that the business was not good, and no one was there.
"You say that someone is dealing with me, if I don't refute it, if I don't say anything, is it still me? Besides, if someone impeaches you, you can't defend yourself without saying anything, so I talked to him in the court one sentence after another...... Next, the result of the argument was like that, and the emperor took the trouble to let us both go home. ”
At this time, someone was talking outside the gate, and when Gou Shen heard that it was Zhu Bo, he got up and went out to greet him, but he didn't expect to see that Zhu Bo and Gan Yanshou and Zhang Meng came together, so they hurriedly invited.
Gou Shen and Zhu Bo entered the house together, Gou Shen didn't notice that there was a person outside looking at him from a distance, Yang Yun laughed at the three of them being late, so they let the banquet again, and everyone still let Yang Yun sit on the west seat this time.
Yang Yun simply excused himself and sat down, while Gou Shen sat at the end of the seat this time, Zhang Meng and Gan Yanshou pushed back, Gou Shen just ignored it, and everyone left it to him.
The five of them sat down, and a dancing girl came up to sing and dance, Yang Yun waved his hand and said, "You wait outside first, we will talk, and come back later." ”
Waiting for those dancing girls to come out, Yang Yun asked, "Today's son has issued an edict for his own crimes?" ”
Zhang Meng said yes, and Yang Yun nodded: "So, it's better not to want this song and dance for the time being, let's drink, come, everyone drinks first." ”
Since there has been a vision in the past few days, it is customary for the emperor to issue an edict to ask God for forgiveness, and Yang Yun can think of this, and it is also the way of an official to not let the dancing girl have fun.
However, Yang Yun has already been demoted, he is so careful, but it is for Zhu Bo, Zhang Meng, Gan Yanshou and Gou Shen.
Everyone sat down, and Yang Yun proposed: "Today, we reach out to guess the odd and even numbers, and agree on a single win or loss, and those who win or lose will make a lottery for everyone to have a good time, how about it?" ”
Since Yang Yun proposed, everyone followed him, so Yang Yun first guessed with Zhang Meng beside him, and the two of them put their arms back at the same time, Yang Yun guessed that it was a singular number, Zhang Meng said that it was a double, and then stretched out his fingers at the same time, and as a result, Zhang Meng won by counting his fingers.
Zhang Meng smiled and said that Yang Yun conceded, Yang Yun said: "I am willing to lose the bet, I will make a song for everyone today, please listen to me, don't laugh at me." ”
Everyone smiled and watched Yang Yun take the reel containing the wine, struck it with a chopstick with one hand, patted the reels with the other, and sang in his mouth: "Tian Bi Nanshan, the filth is incurable; Plant a hectare of beans, and fall into a sprout. Life is happy, when must be rich and noble! ”
The song sung by Yang Yun probably means: Nanshan farming, barren and messy, planting a hectare of beans, and landing into seedlings. Life is just a matter of time, waiting for when wealth will come!
When Yang Yun finished singing, everyone said okay, now it was Zhang Meng and Gan Yanshou's turn to stretch out their hands to guess the number, but Gan Yanshou lost.
Gan Yanshou thought about it and said: "I don't know how to make songs, otherwise, I will practice a set of boxing for everyone during this banquet, which is considered to be fun, I don't know how?" ”
Zhu Bo first said, "Great! ”
Yang Yun looked at Gou Shen and Zhang Meng with a smile, and Gan Yanshou came to the middle position, bent his knees, stretched out his arms solemnly, and started boxing.
This Gan Yanshou is known as the first master in the Weiyang Palace, and it really lives up to his reputation, Gou Shen feels that Gan Yanshou has a broad chest, and it really seems to have the majesty of ten thousand invincibles, exhaling and exhaling, and has the ambition of a thousand zhang Lingyun, although compared with Zhu Bo's fierce appearance, Gan Yanshou is very ordinary, but this will be like a different person, his movements are sharp and steady, he can send and receive freely, "moving like a rabbit, quiet as a virgin", and that's it.
When Gan Yanshou was fast, he danced in a group, and he couldn't see the movements clearly at all, and when he slowed down, he looked like an old man's cart, weighing more than a thousand catties.
After a while, Gan Yanshou finished a set of punches, Gou Shen saw that his face did not change color and his heart did not beat, everyone said okay, but Zhu Bo pouted and said that it was boring, Gan Yanshou didn't care, sat back and said in a deep voice: "What the guard order said is right, this is actually just to move the meridians and exercise the muscles and bones, in order to make everyone happy, when it is really time to fight the enemy, when you dance like this, you will have been killed a long time ago." ”
"Fighting the enemy, in order to hit the enemy with one blow, killing the opponent in the easiest way, and preserving your own strength, this is the real fighting."
Gou Shen felt that what Gan Yanshou said was very reasonable, and Zhu Bo shouted that he wanted to continue to guess with Gan Yanshou, but this time it was Zhu Bo who lost.
Yang Yun smiled and asked, "The guard order wants to dance the fist or the sword?" I have people prepare. ”
There was a woman on the other side of the gate who heard this, and she stepped in and knelt down to wait for the order, Zhu Bo said solemnly: "Although the period door lang just played not very well, but my martial arts are not as good as him, he is in front of the jade, I will not be ugly." ”
"Today, so-and-so is going to compose a poem!"
As soon as Zhu Bo said this, Zhang Meng and Gan Yanshou glanced at each other, and they both said in surprise: "Oops! Then hurry up, please! I have been waiting for Zhu Da to be a good man for more than a day, and I haven't heard any good works from you, which shows that people can't just stay in the past. ”
Gou Shen and Yang Yun laughed when they heard this, but Zhu Bo coughed, and suddenly said: "Bah! "Yes.
Zhu Bo's voice was very loud, and he immediately startled several dancing girls outside the gate, and Zhang Meng laughed: "Sure enough, the opening is amazing, hurry up and compose a poem!" ”
Zhu Bo snorted and waved his hand: "Don't be impatient!" You wait and listen, sit down, so-and-so is about to begin. ”
Zhu Bo stood up with the wine cup as he spoke, looked around with the leopard's head, walked to the middle of the room and said: "The moon black goose flies high, and the single night escapes, and the light horse is driven away, and the snow is full of bows and knives!" ”
"- How? Isn't it imposing? ”
Zhu Bo stared at the people in the room with wide eyes, Gan Yanshou and Zhang Meng had never heard this poem, and at this time they all frowned and said in surprise: "Oops! It's amazing, this poem is not only good, it is simply deafening, flat and thunderous! ”
Gan Yanshou looked at Zhu Bo and asked: "Since you have such a literary talent, why have you never shown it, why do you hide it on weekdays, and you have to hide it clumsily?" It's really not enough friends. ”
Zhu Bo sighed and said: "In this life, more than 30 years is to hold back this poem, and now it's over, that's all for the family, if you want to hear a certain literary talent again, hum, it will take another 30 years." ”