Zhang Meng read the poem again in his mouth, stood up and came to Zhu Bo with the wine in his hand, poured him full of wine, and said, "Guard, please drink this cup!" ”

Zhu Bo said: "What is Huang Menlang doing, he was shocked? Nothing, I myself was touched by myself. ”

Zhang Meng said: "It should be moved, it should be, this poem, a certain go back to make people engrave and stand in front of my grandfather's tomb, I don't know if it is possible?" ”

Yang Yun and Gou Shen originally watched Zhu Bo's performance with a joking attitude, but Zhang Meng was very serious about placing this poem in front of the grave of Zhang Qian, the Marquis of Bowang, which was a bit unexpected, and the two were going to laugh, but they couldn't laugh.

When Zhu Bo heard that he was in a hurry, he stood up and hurriedly said, "Ziyou, Ziyou, don't do it!" ”

"I want Bo Wanghou to be such a hero, I Zhu Bo can't pollute his old man's ears and eyes, so don't mention this matter again."

Zhang Meng said very sincerely: "Brother Wenyuan, why is this? Zhang Meng: I spent my years in vain, and I have only heard a poem that can make me feel shocked, how can it be absolutely impossible? I will make it by all means! ”

Zhu Bo opened his eyes wide and looked at the silent Gou Shen, shook his head and said, "It's better like this, wait for me to make another good song in the future, let's talk about it again, is this okay?" ”

Zhu Bo originally wanted to make a joke about the poems made by Gou Shen and surprise everyone, but he was really surprised, but the consequences turned out to be like this, which was really unexpected, and he was embarrassed to find out that he was purely plagiarism, so he could only try his best to excuse himself.

Zhang Meng saw that Zhu Bo insisted, so he had no choice but to give up and said, "Then Ziyou will wait for Wenyuan's good news." ”

Gou participated in this meeting and realized that Zhu Bo's expression was called Wenyuan, and he said in his heart that this "Wen" of yours depends on how "far".

Zhang Meng finally returned to his seat, Zhu Bo drank the cup of wine, smacked his lips and said: "Alas, this poem is like a woman getting pregnant and giving birth to a child, it needs to be brewed, and it can't be done for a while, Ziyou, you have to wait patiently." ”

Zhang Meng nodded when he heard this, and Gan Yanshou also nodded yes, saying: "What Wen Yuan said is reasonable, and it is necessary to consider it carefully." ”

Yang Yun heard Zhu Bo say all the original words of Gou Shen in the past, and Gou Shen wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, the two glanced at each other, and both picked up the wine cup to drink and gag their mouths.

As soon as Gou Shen put down the wine cup, Zhu Bo turned around and glared at him as if he had nothing to say, and shouted: "What are you anxious about!" When you lose, it's not too late to drink! ”

"Come on! Reached! ”

Gou Shen looked at Zhu Bo's beard, and he looked a little angry, so he coughed dryly and guessed with Zhu Bo, but this time Gou Shen lost, Zhu Bo squeezed his eyebrows and coughed and said, "Master County Order, you, don't you also want to compose poetry, right?" ”

Yang Yun finally couldn't help it, quickly turned his head, and squirted out the wine in his mouth with a "poof", and sprayed it on the face of the woman who accompanied the wine on the side.

This woman's original face was like a peach blossom, her body was beautiful, her eyes flowed, and she had some charm, which was suddenly sprayed by Yang Yun, and she was startled, and she didn't know what she had done wrong to annoy Yang Yun, so she quickly made amends.

Yang Yun waved his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with you, go down and change your clothes and come back." ”

When the woman heard this, she was relieved and went out.

Gou Shen saw Zhu Bo's serious appearance and waited for himself to answer, so he said: "Poetry, you can't do it, Gou Shen will say a paragraph, how about you listen to it?" ”

Before anyone else could speak, Zhu Bo said, "Come on!" His eyes were fixed on Gou Shen.

Gou Shen said: "A certain person broke the law and was executed to behead him, but because the executioner was sick that day, he was dizzy and could not see clearly, so he cut this person with the first knife, but he did not hit, and the knife deviated to the ground, so he cut the second knife, but he did not hit it again, so the executioner cut the third and fourth knives...... All the way to the fifth knife. ”

"At this time, the prisoner began to cry, and the thief who was beheaded came over and asked why the prisoner was crying, and taught the prisoner why he knew why he was in the first place today, and now that he is going to die, he will know that he regrets it."

The man cried loudly and said, "Thief Cao, strangle the villain to death with your own hands!" If you continue to play like this, the villain will be scared to death by the person next to him sooner or later. ”

Yang Yun first laughed, Zhang Meng also clapped his hands happily, Gan Yanshou looked at Gou Shen and Zhu Bo with a smile, and said to Zhang Meng: "I didn't expect Gou County Order to be so interesting." ”

Yang Yun laughed at Gou Shen's sentence "I knew why I had to be the first today", which means that Zhu Bo plagiarized Gou Shen's poems, while Zhang Meng and Gan Yanshou were laughing at Gou Shen and saying that Zhu Bo was too scary around him, and Gou Shen actually meant that Zhu Bo scared himself, and everyone's laughter was different.

When Zhu Bo heard that Gou Shen was talking about himself, he patted his thigh and said, "It's not good! You don't count, start again. ”

Yang Yun smiled: "Gou Shen, you can have another one, and let the guards convince you." ”

Seeing Yang Yun speak, Gou replied: "Okay, but this time, everyone has to laugh, and they all need to drink." ”

Several people nodded yes, and Gou Shen said: "Once upon a time, there was a man who was rich and loved to eat chickens, but if anyone wanted to borrow his money, not to mention the interest, he would first give him a chicken, and one person would go to this rich man to borrow money, because the chicken was not easy to carry, so he put it in a bag and carried it, and when he got there, he put it in the yard." ”

"As soon as he entered the house, the rich man saw that this man was coming to him empty-handed, and he turned his eyes to the sky and said, 'I will not lend you money'. ”

"The borrower sighed and said, 'The words of the lord have become very fast,' and the rich man shook his head and said, 'What I just said was nonsense, but what I said at this moment was done by seeing the opportunity,' and should not be mixed up."

Everyone was about to speak, when suddenly they heard a scream, and then with a "click" and "poof", a person smashed through the door and fell straight into the house.

Gou Shen saw that the person who suddenly fell into the house was the woman who was sprayed wet by Yang Yun just now, and a few people stood outside the damaged maxi door, and the first one was a man in brocade, this man was only in his twenties, with a clear face, a pair of eyes were glaring at the woman, and his mouth said: "* who doesn't have long eyes!" Asked you to accompany grandpa, that's your glory, dare to shirk left and right, don't want to live anymore! ”

The woman collapsed in the room and struggled to get up, and said, "The little woman is a good woman who accompanies the wine, not a singer and dancer, and besides, the slave already has a guest, so she can't go to find another person." ”

As soon as the man heard this, he stretched out his leg and kicked the woman on the ground again, and the woman suddenly snorted again, but the man didn't stop, kicking and scolding in his mouth: "Call you * hard mouth, call you chaste * clean, call you a fierce * woman." ”

[The good woman who accompanies the wine: it is the "wine girl" and "wine seller" of the Han Dynasty restaurant.

We have a tavern on the street in the pre-Qin period of China, and there is a saying in "Yi Yin Bartender, Taigong Slaughtering Cows" in "Crane Guanzi Shi Bing", Yi Yin is a native of the Xia Dynasty and is regarded as the "ancestor of Chinese cooking". The so-called "bartender" is the second shopkeeper.

In the Han Dynasty, the catering industry was very developed, and the tavern operators were quite creative, often placing the wine jar on the high platform (垆) erected in front of the store to advertise, and there were beautiful and beautiful women standing in front of the restaurant to attract customers, and people liked to patronize the street taverns.

For example, Zhuo Wenjun.

"Historical Records: The Biography of Sima Xiangru" records that after the talented Sima Xiangru eloped with the beautiful widow Zhuo Wenjun, he sold his carriage and horses and opened a tavern in Linqiong, Sichuan.

It can be seen that in later generations, there was Lu Xun's tofu Shih, and in the Han Dynasty, Zhuo Wenjun sold wine, all of which were business strategies.

In order to attract customers, taverns in the Han Dynasty generally used young and beautiful girls as waiters.

In the poem "Longxi Xing" of Han Yuefu, a "wine lady" is described, this woman is quite beautiful, and she is called a "good woman", who not only accompanies the wine but also pays for talking and joking, which is to adjust the atmosphere of the wine field.

The original poem is as follows:

A good woman greets the guests, and the color is pleasant. Stretch your waist and kneel again, and ask if the guest is safe?

Treat the north hall and sit on the guest felt. The innocence is different, and the wine is sparse.

Drink wine and hold it with guests, and talk to the host. But he knelt down a little more, and then held a cup.

In this way, it can be seen that these "good women" are different from singers and dancers, who are only responsible for accompanying wine and talking to relieve boredom, and have no "other" business. 】