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"Shopkeeper, how did you sell this hairpin?"

"Twenty cents."

On the side, Su Xuntian said: "Why did the classic history buy this woman's things?" ”

Ye Xiaotian said: "Oh! My ...... Sister, there are no accessories, I happen to be fine today, I want to buy her something. ”

Su Xuntian said: "Ah! Master Dianshi is really a brother and sister, as it should be, as it should be. ”

Taking advantage of people's inattention, Su Xuntian "snapped" his forehead fiercely, and said in his heart: "Su Xuntian, Su Xuntian, you are really stupid!" I used to look for girls who asked for money, but the first time I looked for this girl who didn't want money, I would only circle around people all day long, and I didn't even think of giving gifts, and you claimed to be wine-colored and wealthy......"

Su Xuntian's eyes rolled, so he wanted to separate from them, and went to the side to buy some more valuable ornaments, and always pressed Brother Shui Wu to please her. Seeing that Ye Xiaotian was concentrating on picking up the jewelry, Su Xuntian pulled his legs and left......

"Poof!"

Zhan Ning'er aimed at Ye Xiaotian and blew hard, just as Su Xuntian flashed behind Ye Xiaotian in a hurry, and the thin needles disappeared without a trace, and I don't know if it was pierced by Ye Xiaotian or Su Xuntian, or if it flew away and I didn't know where to go.

Zhan Ning'er stared at Ye Xiaotian and counted in her mouth: "One, two, three, four......"

Zhan Ning'er counted to ten, saw that Ye Xiaotian had not moved, and looked at Su Xuntian, who had already walked away, and did not move, and couldn't help but say in frustration: "I missed the shot." ”

Undeterred, Zhan Ning'er took out another cow hair needle and carefully stuffed it into the blow arrow.

Ye Xiaotian finally chose two pearl earrings, the pearls are not big, larger than rice grains, but pure white and lush, wearing them on Shui Wu's ears, it will definitely add a bit of style, Ye Xiaotian was taking out the money, and he heard a sudden burst of laughter in the distance: "Hahahaha......"

Ye Xiaotian heard that voice familiarly, raised his eyes and looked, and saw the door of a shop in the distance, Su Xuntian was looking up to the sky and laughing wildly, Ye Xiaotian said strangely: "What's the matter with him so happy?" ”

The tycoon, who was by Ye Xiaotian's side like a fuwaer, looked over there with his hand on the canopy, and said to himself: "Laughing so happily, I probably picked up the money." ”

Ye Xiaotian said: "Then he is really lucky." "Let's bow my head and pay, and ignore the county grandfather and brother-in-law.

Su Xuntian was picking out ornaments, and suddenly burst out laughing, and the merchant who sold ornaments hurriedly put away his things, looked at him vigilantly, and thought he was crazy.

Su Xuntian laughed wildly a few times, the smile suddenly disappeared again, he was shocked inexplicably, and suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as he took a few steps towards Ye Xiaotian's side, suddenly an uncontrollable smile came up again: "Hahahaha......"

Su Xuntian hurriedly covered his mouth, but he couldn't hold back the laughter, and the cooing still kept popping up, Su Xuntian was very frightened, and hurriedly took advantage of the laughter to shout to Ye Xiaotian from afar: "Master Dianshi, I have something urgent, leave first, hahahaha......"

Su Xuntian didn't wait for Ye Xiaotian to answer, so he fled into an alley with a wild laugh, and hurriedly ran to the nearest medical center. Zhan Ning'er saw Su Xuntian's maniacing posture, and immediately rejoiced: "Ah! I shot! Sure enough, it worked, it's been a long time, so it's a little sluggish......"

Zhan Ning'er diligently picked up the blow arrow and aimed at Ye Xiaotian again: "Poof! ”

Ye Xiaotian paid the bill, carefully put the bead pendant into his arms, and suddenly heard Su Xuntian talking from afar, Ye Xiaotian turned to one side and looked in the direction of Su Xuntian, the cow hair blow arrow grazed his neck and shot it in the chest of the merchant who sold ornaments.

Arrows are like fine hairs, they don't hurt or itch when they enter the body, the shopkeeper is unaware, Ye Xiaotian just responded to Su Xuntian's words, and the shopkeeper's medicine has worked. Because this arrow has been around for some years, the medicinal power contained in the arrow is different, and this shopkeeper is faster than Su Xuntian.

"Hahahaha......"

The shopkeeper suddenly burst into laughter, which startled Ye Xiaotian and Li Yuncong, who were close at hand, only the thick line Luo Daheng was as steady as Mount Tai, looking at the shopkeeper and said: "I said shopkeeper, how long has your store not opened, and you have only made dozens of dollars to laugh like this?" ”

The shopkeeper laughed so hard that tears came down, and he was busy waving his hand to the tycoon, but he kept laughing, and he couldn't even speak. Seeing this, Luo Daheng couldn't help but nervously say to Ye Xiaotian: "Big brother, take out the pearl pendant and take a good look, don't be a fake, look at this shopkeeper's proud ......"

The shopkeeper just held back his laughter and hurriedly explained: "No, no, no, don't get me wrong, I suddenly remembered a joke that someone sued me yesterday, hahahaha......, Dali, you come to see the store, it's so funny, I'll laugh for a while, hahahaha......"

How can the shopkeeper explain why he suddenly laughed, for fear that the customer would think that he was crazy, so he hurriedly found an excuse to call the guy to look at the store, and he hurriedly avoided entering the store.

"Hahahaha......"

Listening to the unrestrained and heroic laughter coming from the store, Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng looked at each other, and Li Yuncong, who had been silently following Ye Xiaotian, couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "The joke I heard yesterday is only laughing out now, what kind of stupidity does this person have to be?" ”

Ye Xiaotian and Luo Daheng thought about it, and couldn't help laughing.

Not far away, Zhan Ning'er, who was dressed in men's clothes, hated it, stomped her foot hard, and said, "Really, I missed again." I'll come again! ”

"Poof! Burst! Burst! Burst! ”

Zhan Ning'er doesn't believe in evil, since she can't handle the timing of shooting blow arrows, she is determined to win by quantity, she quickly loads arrows, blows arrows, and chases all the way to shoot, but it is a coincidence, the arrow is either missed or hit others, not to mention that it can't hit Ye Xiaotian, even the target that is so wide and obvious as Luo Tycoon next to him didn't hit.

"Hahahaha......"

When Ye Xiaotian saw a poor man in front of him who was carrying a basket and holding his trouser legs, he suddenly laughed, and finally felt that something was wrong, Ye Xiaotian stopped and said to Li Yuncong: "Something is wrong, why do people laugh out loud from time to time, isn't this a special custom in Huxian?" ”

Li Yuncong didn't understand, and said indistinctly: "Customs? ”

Ye Xiaotian scratched his head and said, "That's it...... It's like a clan like to splash water on each other and bless each other......"

Li Yuncong suddenly realized and said, "No, there is absolutely no custom of laughing in the local area. ”

Ye Xiaotian pondered for a moment and said, "This matter is strange, don't encounter any more incidents." Let's stop shopping, go back to the county government immediately! ”

Ye Xiaotian said that he would leave, and led Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng to the county office, Zhan Ning'er was anxious, reached out and touched the needle bag, "Ouch" and said, "Gone?" ”

Zhan Ning'er hurriedly pulled out the needle bag from her waist, and now the blow arrow was really used up, she unfolded the needle bag in frustration, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and now there was a blow arrow out of the arrow bag, lying horizontally in the needle bag, fortunately, the cow hair needle was very elastic, and it was restored to its original state as soon as it was opened.

Zhan Ning'er hurriedly loaded the blow arrow, and in order to ensure that she was sure to hit, she risked approaching, and at a very close distance to Ye Xiaotian, she "poofed" an arrow at the back of his heart. Ye Xiaotian didn't realize it, and continued to move forward, Zhan Ning'er followed behind with a smile on her face, waiting to see him laugh, but Ye Xiaotian walked a full two hundred steps, and there was still nothing to do.

Zhan Ning'er stood dejectedly, turned her head to look at Jiudang and Jiugao with strange expressions, and said curtly: "Cough! In fact...... He's a master, a top master, a hidden top master, it's not that I can't shoot accurately......"

How can Jiudang and Jiugao dismantle their eldest lady's platform, Jiudang hurriedly said: "What the eldest lady said is true." Jiugao said: "Maybe the eldest lady was shot, but this blow arrow was out of the quiver and was not fed with the medicine in the sac, so it lost its medicinal power." ”

Zhan Ning'er's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said, "Yes! Yeah! It must be so! ”

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Ye Xiaotian was disgusted with the crowd on the cross street and walked slowly, so he deliberately turned into the alley with Li Yuncong and Luo Daheng, and after passing through the two alleys, he happened to pass by Xu Boyi's residence.

Before they reached the door of Xu's house, they heard a burst of scolding: "You slut, the porridge is so hot, do you want to burn me!" ”

With the sound of scolding, Tao Siniang suddenly ran out of the courtyard of the Xu family, Xu Boyi crutches with a cane in his hand, limped out, and scolded: "You still dare to run?" Don't come back if you run away! ”

With this sentence, Tao Siniang stood obediently, Xu Boyi chased after him, and scolded viciously: "You slut, you run, you run for me, slut!" While scolding, she picked up the rattan and whipped it down regardless of it, Tao Siniang raised her arms to cover her face, and the rattan was pumped on her body, and she shivered in pain when she smoked it.

Luo Daheng was furious, reached out and tore off his schoolbag, slammed it hard, and scolded: "What a beast!" ”

The schoolbag slapped on Xu Boyi's face, and Xu Boyi fell on his back.

Ye Xiaotian glanced at the tycoon, and the tycoon explained: "Slab bricks...... I forgot to take it out. ”

Ye Xiaotian took two steps forward, slowly bent down, picked up the rattan, and bent it in his hand, which was quite tough.

Xu Boyi got up dizzily, saw Ye Xiaotian at a glance, and his face was full of resentment, when Zhan Ning'er beat him up yesterday, but he said that if it wasn't for Ai Dianshi's explanation of the truth, I don't know how long he would have been deceived. Blocking people's wealth is like killing their parents, Xu Boyi and Ye Xiaotian can be regarded as having a common hatred.

Luo Daheng scolded: "Your lady is gentle and virtuous, who in the neighborhood doesn't praise it?" In order to provide you with education, she also worked hard to go to my house to be a cook. Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, everything is always said without a reason, you dare to do such a conscienceless thing. ”

Xu Boyi ignored him, just stared at Ye Xiaotian with a pair of blood-red eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Xu taught his insider, what does it have to do with you?" You must have hooked up with this slut, and it wasn't clear, so I couldn't see her suffer, right? Shameless! ”

Tao Siniang looked at her husband in amazement, tears welled up when she landed, she had never been so sad when she was beaten so hard. Ye Xiaotian glared at Xu Boyi, a trace of blood clearly and distinctly spread up along his neck, over his chin, over his cheeks, and over his eyes, and the two green tendons on his forehead bulged like beads.

Ye Xiaotian's donkey sex has been committed again, obviously he is already extremely angry, but ...... He suddenly burst out laughing: "Hahahaha......"

Xu Boyi also laughed, sneering and saying, "What? Running out of words? Nothing to say? ”

Ye Xiaotian couldn't stop laughing, laughing and laughing, suddenly picked up the rattan, and pulled it towards Xu Boyi without a head or face: "You. Why didn't Mom see that you were such a cheap bone when she was pregnant with you? Hahaha...... what the hell are you laughing at with Lao Tzu? Do you know that you laugh like your rag shoes have blown up the thread, hahahaha......"

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