Chapter 11: Hahahahaha
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As soon as he saw Ye Xiaotian make a move, the tycoon did not slack off, and waved his hand to hit Xu Boyi's already bruised panda eyes, so painful that Xu Boyi couldn't speak.
Ye Xiaotian viciously pushed the tycoon away, picked up the rattan and continued to pump hard, scolding and laughing while smoking: "Laugh! You're laughing! Hahahaha...... look at your cheap virtue, hahaha......, Lao Tzu reasoned with you, you and Lao Tzu squirted feces all over your mouth, your mouth is so stinky does your mother know? Hahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian laughed so much that tears came down, he panted and turned his head, and asked Luo Daheng with tears in his eyes: "Why am I laughing?" ”
The tycoon wondered, "How do I know why you're laughing, big brother?" Could it be that you like to hit people? As he spoke, he couldn't help but stay away from him.
At this time, Xu Boyi struggled to sit up, Ye Xiaotian saw it in a blink of an eye, kicked him down again with all his might, and continued to pick the rattan: "You still read the book of sages, what did you do to lack virtue and I don't know?" You put a basin on your head, why are you insulting Lao Tzu? ”
Xu Boyi hugged his head in pain, and shouted angrily: "Xu Mou's ten years of poetry and books, show talent and fame, even if the county respects me, I have to give three points, you...... How dare you hit me! ”
Ye Xiaotian stumbled like a fried little donkey: "You are a showman, are you very good?" When I was three years old, Ge Lao taught me to read, and when I was five years old, Shangshu taught me to read, hahaha, the commander of the soldiers and horses called me a brother and a brother, Guanglu Shaoqing was respectful to me, hahahaha......, you are a ruthless and unrighteous animal who abandons his wife and children, I can't beat you? ”
Ye Xiaotian was furious, the more he pumped, the more ruthless he became, Tao Siniang saw that her husband looked like a wolf, and she couldn't bear it in the end, so she hurriedly stepped forward to stop her, Ye Xiaotian stopped it, thought about it, and kicked it out again, kicking Xu Boyi to the ground, and then hatefully threw down the broken rattan.
Xu Boyi's bun was also scattered, his clothes were torn, and the bloodstains on his head, face, and arms were all whip marks. Xu Boyi's actions were very unpopular, and the neighbors who rushed to hear the news were happy to see them, but none of them stepped forward to persuade them.
Xu Boyi got up in a wolf, saw his wife come to help, pushed her to the ground angrily, wiped the blood on his face, and saw that Ye Xiaotian had no murder weapon, he was a little bolder, and shouted angrily: "Okay, you dare to insult Sven so much, Benxiu will definitely sue the official for you!" ”
Ye Xiaotian sneered at him: "You go to sue, hahaha, Lao Tzu is a member of the Yamen, hahaha, I'll go back and rest now and wait for you, and then beat you up when I come, hahahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian turned around to leave, and saw Tao Siniang wiping her tears and getting up, so he said to her: "Such a beast, you can leave, you can find a man at random, it is a hundred times stronger than this pickled animal, what do you have to do with him?" Hahahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian pushed away the crowd and strode away, Xu Boyi and Li Yuncong hurriedly followed. Ye Xiaotian endured it for a long time, and suddenly there was no smile at all, and he couldn't help but say in fear: "Why did I laugh inexplicably just now?" ”
Li Yuncong also felt wrong at this time, but he really didn't know that there were such strange drugs in the world, if he thought about it in other ways, he couldn't think of any possibility, so he had to frown and said: "Is there anything wrong with the adult's body, do you want to find a Lang Zhong to see." ”
Ye Xiaotian moved his arms and legs, and said, "But I don't have anything wrong, just now I just wanted to laugh for no reason, just like those people on the street who laughed for no reason, it's really strange."
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Ye Xiaotian was a little uneasy in his heart, but this illness was also strange, except for laughing inexplicably, but there were no other consequences, Ye Xiaotian couldn't make up his mind whether to go to see Lang Zhong for a while, and when he walked for a while, he saw the door of the county government, and he never laughed for no reason, Ye Xiaotian completely dispelled this idea.
As soon as Ye Xiaotian entered the gate of the county government, Meng Xiancheng came out with two companions, and when he saw Ye Xiaotian, he said: "Ai Dianshi, just right, I was looking for you." ”
Ye Xiaotian arched his hand and said, "What is the county lord looking for me?" ”
Meng Xiancheng said: "The county lord discussed with me that the collection of autumn grain still requires the county government to send people down to deter Xiaoxiao, so as to cooperate with the grain and the long march." You also know that the people here are fierce, and there are always some families who are not offended by Lijia, Baozheng, and grain chiefs, so you take some people to Sanhe Township in the east of the city first, where tax collection is the most difficult. ”
Ye Xiaotian happily agreed: "Okay! The next official will go. ”
Ye Xiaotian entered the county government to find Su Xuntian first, but Su Xuntian was at a Langzhong's house at this time, sometimes laughing, sometimes not laughing, Su Xuntian made that Langzhong helpless, but he couldn't see any symptoms, and he had already sent someone to ask him to collect the old teacher who had been in the mountains for many years.
Ye Xiaotian couldn't find Su Xuntian, but he was lazy again, thinking that he was the brother-in-law of the county magistrate, and it was not easy to summon him, so he ordered ten catches, brought shackles and knives, and asked the county government for a horse, and rode a tall horse to the countryside.
Luo Daheng, who had nothing to do, naturally wanted to go with him, the tycoon had a horse at home, but where was it too late to go home at this time, the tycoon was lazy, and he happened to see a porter leading a mule halfway through, and the tycoon was overjoyed, and hurriedly rented the mule, and rode out of the city with Ye Xiaotian.
When he arrived in Sanhe Township, Ye Xiaotian learned that there were really many people here, and the family with a decent family was also trying their best to resist taxes. Poor people, but they also rarely see little sheep, they are poor and poor, but they are poor, as soon as you mention taxes and grain, he has no money to pay, but he still refuses to speak well, and he has to harm you with yin and yang.
After doing this several times, Ye Xiaotian was not tempered, nor was he tempered, and he was really a little depressed in his heart. Ye Xiaotian had just been angry from one house, and after coming out, he turned to another house angrily, and before he entered the courtyard, he heard a hearty laughter.
Ye Xiaotian's spirits suddenly perked up, the owner of this house smiled so happily, he must have lived a good life, and he might be able to collect food. Who knew that when Ye Xiaotian entered the yard, he saw that the house was in tatters, as if it would fall down when the wind blew, and the yard was also in tatters, not like a rich family.
Li Yuncong raised his voice and shouted: "The government is here, is there anyone at home who is panting?" Come out with one!"
Before Li Yuncong's words fell, he heard a hearty laugh behind him, and when he looked back, he saw Ye Xiaotian smiling extremely happily, and Luo Daheng, who was standing on the side, asked curiously: "Big brother, is there anything ridiculous about what he said?" ”
"Hahahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian was not in pain, he thought that the laughing disease had been cured, but who knew that suddenly he did it again, and when the tycoon asked, Ye Xiaotian wanted to answer but couldn't say anything with laughter, so he could only wave his hand again and again. Seeing this, the tycoon understood, sighed and said, "My Maya, I'm sick again......"
At this time, a figure flashed at the door of the room, and a person walked out of it, laughing loudly as he walked: "Hahahaha......" This is really a smile to welcome the guests, and the guests and hosts are happy.
Luo Daheng fixed his eyes and saw that the laughing person who came out of the house was a little familiar, and after thinking about it carefully, he suddenly remembered that this person had met them on the county magistrate's street in the morning, and at that time, this person passed by them with his trouser leg and guts, and suddenly laughed out loud.
When the poor man saw more than a dozen public servants suddenly breaking into his house, he couldn't help but show a look of panic, but the strange thing was that his laughter still didn't stop: "Ladies and gentlemen, hahahaha, I don't know what happened when you came to my house...... Hahaha...... Yes! ”
Li Yuncong scratched his head and said in his heart: "Could it be that this laughing disease is contagious?" ”
Li Yuncong covered his nose and took two steps back, and at the same time distanced himself from Ye Xiaotian, opened the account book to take a look, and said to the poor man fiercely: "Your name is Mu Mu, right?" You owe three years of tax grain, today you give us a happy word, can you pay this year's tax grain? ”
When Mu Mu heard this, he immediately said with a bitter face: "Master Errand, you see that my family is poor, my father is paralyzed in bed, my mother is blind, my mother-in-law has sheep epilepsy, she suddenly fell ill when she was cooking a few days ago, she shrank on the ground and pumped, her head accidentally got into the stove pit, half of her face was burned, hahaha......"
Mu Mu laughed and cried at the same time, tears chattering: "In order to give birth to a son, I gave birth to six daughters, and finally had a son, and I also suffered from polio, woo woo, why is my life so bitter, hahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian suddenly laughed too: "Hahaha......"
Mu Mu looked at Ye Xiaotian angrily with red eyes: "Master, do you still have a conscience, I have become miserable like this, you are still laughing!" Hahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian said: "Hahaha, you ...... Aren't you laughing too? ”
Mu Mu said: "Do you laugh if I laugh?" ”
Ye Xiaotian wiped his tears while laughing: "Hahaha, I don't want to laugh either, hahaha, I know you, I saw you in the county this morning, you said sick...... Hahaha, it's just laughing out loud for no reason, right? Hahaha, I ...... Same ......"
Li Yuncong's cheeks twitched a few times, and he muttered to himself, "It's really hell." ”
A servant saw that Master Ye was laughing painfully, and he couldn't say anything for a while, so he said to Mu Mu on his behalf: "Who believes what you say, I have seen miserable people, I have never heard of such a miserable family as yours, why did the plague god live in your house?" I'm telling you, if you don't pay taxes this year, you'll pay your daughter's debts. ”
Mu Mu laughed and said: "Hahaha, great, my daughters are all growing up, and they have eaten me poor, I really can't afford to raise them, haha......, this kind bad official, let's make a decision, I will use my daughter to pay off the debt, hahaha......"
Ye Xiaotian bent over, panting, and tried to comfort Mu Mu: "Brother Mu, you ...... Don't talk angry, hehe, haha, I know you...... I feel uncomfortable. I've also seen the situation in your family, it's really miserable, haha......"
Mu Mu replied with a smile: "No, no, no, my lord, I'm really happy this time, haha, come to brother, recruit brother, miss brother, look forward to brother, think brother, ask brother, come out quickly, hahaha......"
Mu Mu said hello, and six yellow-haired girls in tattered clothes, nutrition, and ugly appearance ran out of the house, lined up and looked at their laughing father.
Mu Mu pointed at Ye Xiaotian, smiled breathlessly and said: "Daughter, our family is so poor that we can't open the pot, how can we have the money to pay taxes, haha, now I have to use you to pay off the debt, my father is sorry for you, but you follow the master, at least you have enough to eat, haha, you all go with this master......
Before Mu Mu's words fell, Ye Xiaotian had already fled to the courtyard gate, laughing as he ran: "Stunned...... What are you doing in a daze? Fast! Run, hahahahaha......"
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