Chapter 141 Lose the city and lose people, Feifei's head is buried in the mud

Feifeiling's elite horses galloping, those moonlit scenery on the night road, no intention to be nostalgic! Although Feifei's ideal is to be able to be hugged tightly by Guan Guan on a beautiful moonlit night, and then gently tell Guan Guan: "I am willing!" "But in this situation, it is really not suitable to fantasize so much, in case this is caught up, the little life will definitely be gone!

Feifei only rode for a while, and then felt that his physical strength was a little unbearable, and he continued to sprint at the side and asked the guard: "Last night, I lost 18 pounds in my dream!" It stands to reason that there are thoughts in the day and dreams in the night, but why is it difficult to ride a horse tonight? ”

The guard replied: "General! Dreams are often the opposite of reality."

Feifei thought for a moment and seemed to understand something: "Oh! I get it! You mean, I'll gain 18 pounds! ”

"No, you'll gain 81 pounds!" The guard replied straightly.

Feifei slapped his ass and accelerated, and then thought to himself: Nima Xiaoqiu, when it is safe, see that I don't explode your chrysanthemum!

But at this time, Cao Bao behind him led a hundred and ten people to chase after him, and the horses he rode were all selected varieties of Feifei in the past, so they were naturally stronger than Feifei's side in terms of speed! After a while, Feifei heard the sound of Cao Leopard chasing and killing behind him!

"Why, Lu Bu didn't dare to chase after him, you dare to come? The old lady really wants to kill you! Feifei didn't continue to run for his life, but instead jumped on the horse's head and pounced on the leopard alone! Only the eighteen riders around me looked at it inexplicably, and I didn't know whether to go or stay!

Cao Bao suddenly heard the ghost crying wolf howl in front of him, and the moonlight was dim, and there was no light in all directions, and he only saw a pair of teeth flying in the air!

Where can Cao Bao be stimulated like this? Hurry up and prepare to escape, just think that you have encountered a ghost, but it is too late!

At this moment, Feifei has come to the front, only fighting Sanhe, Cao Bao was stabbed in the side, and fell off the horse!

Fei hurriedly held a spear across Cao Bao's neck, and was about to stab down, Cao Bao hurriedly knelt down and shouted: "Hero spare your life!" Heroes spare their lives! I'm of low level, even if you kill me, you won't have much experience! Why don't you let me go back and fight the mobs, the level is high, and I'll send you again! ”

Feifei put away the snake spear and swept the Cao Leopard soldiers in front of him, all the soldiers were former Xuzhou soldiers, and now when they saw the former three masters, naturally none of them dared to come up to stop them.

"I'll give you a chance! Say something, if you can convince me, I'll let you go! Feifei said proudly.

Cao Bao was soaked, sweat on his upper body, urine on his lower body, and almost lost his soul at the moment, but he saw that there was still a glimmer of life, so he thought hard!

Suddenly, Cao Bao raised his head: "General Fei! Actually, you really look like my first love! ”

After hearing this, Feifei only felt a shock to his whole body!

It's so touching! There is still true love in this world!

At such a critical moment, Cao Bao can still remember his first love at such an age?

Feifei's true compassion rose: "Really? So why did you break up? ”

"My mom doesn't approve of me getting a base!"

[Ahh A spear stabbed Cao Leopard in the heart.

"Why the hell, orientation is so important? Kill you bad guy! After Feifei scolded fiercely, he glared at the more than 100 soldiers brought by Cao Bao in front of him.

All the soldiers were so frightened that they didn't even dare to leave. It's also strange to say that Feifei is only one person independent, and if all the soldiers really rush up, I'm afraid it will be difficult for Feifei to fly! Are you really a famous general in ancient times, who can explode in a small universe and fight a thousand enemies? depend on

Of course, Feifei also understands that dogs can jump over the wall in a hurry, and if they really want to kill more than 100 soldiers at this time, I'm afraid they will have to die here. There is only one way, to use his temperament that shocks the universe to deter them

"Brothers, I only want to ask one question. Back then, we ate and slept together! Many feelings cannot be expressed in words. Today, in this time and space, chaos is unbearable, you and I actually meet each other, I ask you - do you remember the difference between friends and friends (harmony)? ”

How could the soldiers figure out why General Fei asked such a brain-dead question? However, General Fei's words made them feel a kind of pressure from the future of the Han

It's just that these idiots don't know what to say, and Feifei is slowly moving backwards while they are thinking.

Suddenly, a soldier shouted earnestly: "Friends are friends who eat KFC together, and Cannon (Harmony) friends are friends who eat instant noodles together." The former focuses on communication, the latter on efficiency! ”

Feifeimu is in place - Nima, there is a future!

Then all the soldiers rushed towards Feifei, Feifei was nervous, and hurriedly put the snake spear horizontally, thinking in his heart, even if he died in battle, he had to leave a whole corpse with chastity! Just thought of this, but saw more than a hundred soldiers kneeling down: "General Fei, we are so greedy for a while that we have completely forgotten the moment of birth and death!" If you are rebellious, you still hope that the general will atone for your sins, we are willing to make meritorious contributions, please forgive us! ”

Feifei stumbled and almost fell

Xuyi, Liu Bei's camp.

"Do you like those weird smells? Wind oil, durian, stinky tofu, earthy smell after the rain! After listening to Feifei's explanation, Liu Bei asked indifferently.

Feifei was confused, and he didn't know what his eldest brother meant by this, but this question, how to hear that he should choose the last one, so he said cautiously: "The smell of earth after the rain?" ”

"Okay", Liu Bei said: "Come on, bury his head in the mud, and then insert a tube, don't suffocate him." Smell the earthiness of a month. ”

Feifei almost vomited blood, and hurriedly cast his eyes on Zhang Han. Zhang Han was amused for a while, he estimated that Liu Bei was scared of Feifei, and he just wanted to teach Feifei a lesson, so he stepped forward and said: "Xuzhou has been lost, there is no point in blaming it." Besides, even if you bury Feifei and insert a tube, you won't suffocate, and you will starve to death sooner or later! ”

Feifei kept nodding, and after Liu Bei glared at him fiercely, he still calmly replied: "Catch ten earthworms every day, and then put them in the soil where his head is buried!" ”

Anyway, Feifei was really taken out of the ground~ his head was buried in the soil.

Zhang Han collapsed for a while and shouted loudly: "You are crazy! This is your third brother! It's a big mistake, it's a big deal that you killed him, you do this, he still has a hairy face? Will you fight in the future? Who will obey him? ”

Zhang Han had just finished shouting, only to see Liu Bei rushing to Zhang Han with a quick step, and the mouths that were close to each other between the two almost touched!

Liu Bei said word by word: "Here, you don't have any qualifications to teach me a lesson." I'm the guy here, I was before, I'm now, and I'm still here in the future! I'm telling you! As long as I give an order, I can bury the 10,000 soldiers behind you! Speaking of which, Liu Bei finally walked away, and this aura had completely frightened Zhang Han.

Zhang Han came back to his senses and thought to himself: Nima, I came here in the name of the Son of Heaven, do you dare to tiger me?

But just as he wanted to speak, Liu Bei turned around and said, "Oh, that's right!" If I bury your 10,000 soldiers, I can bury you too! ”

Zhang Han: ""