Guan Guan and Zhang Han came back from the front of the battle, and Ji Ling no longer played! For a time, the two armies rejected each other, and it was difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser!

But he said that Feifei saw that the eldest brother and others went out of Xuzhou, so it was called a happy!

"Big brother is a good person!" After Feifei shouted happily, he began to gamble with the soldiers around him!

Feifei is naturally relaxed, before Liu Bei left, he arranged for Chen Deng to help take care of state affairs, and Chen Deng knew that Feifei was good at gambling, lustful, and good at selling flower water! So this Chen Deng was worried all day long, and he did his best, and all the miscellaneous affairs in Xuzhou were personally managed!

In this way, Feifei is naturally free of pressure. It is said that it is a major task of military aircraft, and he is in charge, but there is no war, how can there be any military aircraft?

A few days later, Feifei set up a banquet for all the officials, trying to sell his Oba Yide Flower Water by the way. Everyone sat down, and Feifei said, "When my brother is leaving, he will pay me to drink less, for fear of wreck." So, I invite you all to come today, and you will never drink! I brought good things to everyone! After that, Feifei struck with both palms, only to see the next person push out a cart, which was loaded with all kinds of bottles and cans, and for a while, the whole seat was filled with inferior fragrance. That's right, it's the smell of those small alleys.

"No drinking? It's okay! Everyone should give me a face today and buy some toilet water I invented! Spray on spray, sprinkle on sprinkle! Keep you up several notches in terms of temperament, wow! Come on, come on, everyone, come and pick wow! Feifei said, came to the central car, crossed his hands on his hips, and waited for everyone to take out their wallets.

Of course, the officials know that Dao Feifei's status is very important, and he is almost the third master. Now that Liu Bei is not here, although Chen Deng is in charge of major affairs, but in general, Feifei is the biggest, so naturally he has to listen to him! So one by one, they really came forward to choose, and they took off the flying horses.

Feifei was extremely satisfied, but saw that Cao Bao was sitting in the chair and did not come, so he asked, "Brother Leopard!" Are you watching too much in Tokyo? Do you have the courage to choose flower water? ”

Cao Bao replied depressedly: "I'm allergic to fragrance, I really don't dare to spray!" ”

Feifei frowned: "How can there be a man who is allergic to fragrance?" Don't think that I don't know how to go, I often go to some fireworks places, why don't I see you allergic? ”

Cao Bao whispered: "The smell there is much better than yours."

Feifei was angry, took a bottle of toilet water, and stepped forward quickly: "I'll just squirt and see if I'm allergic!" ”

Cao Bao was afraid, so he had to let Feifei bully. After spraying, Feifei didn't feel that it was enjoyable enough, so he actually took the toilet water and sprayed it on all the officials. For a while, the whole hall was filled with the smell of garlic and coffee, which was simply "autumn water is the same color as the sky!" ”

The officials collapsed and wanted to die, but because of Feifeiyinwei, they didn't dare to stretch out, but just silently endured the smell.

After a while, Feifei sprayed in front of Cao Bao again, so he yelled: "Come! Brother Leopard, squirt a few more! ”

Cao Bao was so disgusted that he was about to vomit, and said bitterly: "I can't stand it anymore, please Feiye!" ”

Feifei was probably a little dizzy from his own toilet water, and roared angrily: "You didn't have anything to do with spraying just now!" Why is it being pushed back now? If you disobey my order, you will be beaten a hundred! With that, he ordered the sergeant to take Cao Bao.

Chen Deng was shocked when he saw it-isn't this Nima a cheater? forced everyone to buy toilet water, and now they still have to ask for guilt?

So he hurriedly said: "When Xuande Gong leaves, what will I pay you?" ”

Feifei turned around and glared at Chen Deng angrily: "Are you wordy? You are a civil official, you only take care of the affairs of civil officials, can you control me? ”

At this time, this Cao Bao did the stupidest thing, and he was in a helpless state, so he begged Feifei for mercy and said, "Feiye! For the sake of my son-in-law's face, will you forgive me? ”

Feifei turned around and asked strangely, "Who is your son-in-law?" The table tells me that it is Bumpman! ”

Cao Bao really thought that he could fly the tiger, so he said: "Lu Bu! ”

[Ahh 【Oops! Hurt! If you want to die, you want to die~] Feifei kicked Cao Bao directly, and was furious: "I wasn't going to beat you anymore, but you just used Lu Bu to bluff me?" It's because he has made our nightlife in Xuzhou a lot monotonous, do you know the way? I'm going to beat you up today! "It's over, I really ordered the soldiers to whip Cao Bao to a hundred!

That's it, Cao Bao was just carried back to the house, but he received the flower water sent by Feifei, which was written in large letters [Cao Bao = straw bag] Cao Bao is now in the upper kang and is in waste, and he will never forget the shame of tonight! So he sent a letter to Lu Bu overnight!

After reading the letter, Lu Bu crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the brazier, and the letter was immediately engulfed by flames, gradually wrinkled, and finally turned into a mass of black ashes.

Chen Gong stood aside, and when he saw that Lu Bu actually threw the letter and burned it, it was estimated that Lu Bu was still reluctant to send troops to Xuzhou. So he stepped forward and said: "There is a gap in Xuzhou today, and if you don't take it, it's too late to regret it." ”

After Lu Bu walked a few steps, he was about to speak, but Chen Gong interjected first and continued: "Lord, the eldest husband is not informal! Future generations will only remember who won the world, but will never remember who gave favors to those who lived the world! ”

Lu Bu slapped the table and said, "Okay! Anyway, I'm not very happy to see that Feifei! Tonight hit Xuzhou! ”

Immediately put on his horse and led five hundred horsemen to go first, and the rear was followed by Chen Gong and Zhang Liao's army!

Xiaopei is only forty or fifty miles away from Xuzhou, and it will be there in a short walk!

When Lu Bu went to the city, he found that the city gate was closed, but the soldiers in the city had no intention of defending at all. Lu Bu thought to himself, it must be his father-in-law who had already made arrangements! So he stepped forward and shouted: "Uncle Huang Xingye sent me and others to report the news, and if there is a confidential matter, I must immediately explain it to Lord Zhang Fei!" ”

After shouting, Cao Bao really appeared in the city! Cao Bao saw that it was really his son-in-law who came, and he thought that he could immediately break Feifei's corpse into ten thousand pieces, which was a joy in his heart! Hurriedly ordered the sergeant to open the door.

The gate of Xuzhou slowly opened, Lu Bu was overjoyed when he saw it, and hurriedly made a secret signal, and 500 cavalry behind him quickly rushed in, shouting and killing to shake the Quartet!

At this moment, Feifei is sleeping soundly on the bed due to using too much toilet water, but he doesn't even know that the city gate has been lost! At this time, someone hurriedly rushed in and shouted: "Three masters! Oh no! Oh no! Lu Bu attacked the city! ”

Feifei woke up from his dream and jumped up from the bed with a "whoosh": "Nima! That little guy dares to sneak up on me? With that, he got out of bed and tried to put on his armor, but after only a few steps, his figure swayed—oh no, the toilet water is really strong!

Feifei put on his armor indiscriminately, took the Zhangba snake spear, and rushed out of the house, but when he arrived at the door, before he got on the horse, Lu Bu's cavalry had already arrived in front of him!

Feifei waved the weapon in his hand, and slashed for a while, but he had no choice but to use too much flower water, and he was powerless at the moment, and he had only been fighting for a while, and he had been stabbed several times! Feifei understands that he is absolutely incapable of fighting at this time, otherwise the chrysanthemum will not be guaranteed! So after killing a cavalryman, he directly turned over his horse and broke through! Lu Bu once fought with Feifei, and he knew that this was very unreliable! Now that he is in a desperate situation, in case of an outbreak in the small universe, I am afraid it will not be easy to deal with, so I didn't chase after him.

After Feifei took the eighteen cavalry around him to fight to the death, he fought out of the east gate and went crazy towards Huainan! Even his eldest brother Liu Bei's family didn't have time to take care of it!