"Do you do anything other than play games and toss around?" My mother's saliva spurted out and sprinkled on Zhang Han's face, as if she had washed her face, and she could vaguely smell the smell of dumpling and leek filling at noon.

"Mom, I'm the only man in the family! Can't you give me a little freedom? Zhang Han replied helplessly.

A middle-aged man in the corner of the room slowly got up: "Xiaohan, I think it's very unfair for my father and me to talk like this...!" ”

"Unfair? Xiao Han said something wrong? You're a man too? Besides, is it now a discussion about your problem? Sit down for the old lady! Mom turned on the shrew state, and the small universe that emanated completely suppressed the father in the corner, so the father re-entered the state of squatting back in the corner.

The old mother glanced at the father and son and continued to shout, "I'll let you study hard." After speaking, he looked at his father: "I asked you to urge him to study hard!" It's good for you two to study "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" for me, and while I'm not there, the father and son play games together? Does it make sense? Can I get into a good university? ”

"the kid, this is just a hobby of Xiao Han. Don't stifle your child's hobbies in... Well, when I didn't say anything. Dad wanted to say something but stopped, just because those murderous eyes were staring at him fiercely.

Zhang Han was helpless and sighed: "If everything is done according to your wishes, I would rather not study!" ”

Mom couldn't believe what she heard: "Repeat it to me!" ”

Zhang Han took a deep breath and seemed to have made a big decision, that's right, his mother is the person he has feared the most since he was a child. The height of her heart is like the boss in the World of Warcraft who you have opened up countless times but never been able to put down.

"I said, I'd rather not..."Zhang Han didn't finish speaking, only to feel a burst of heat on his face in an instant!

Of course, this is a slap in the face from my mother, but the damage value contained in this move is obviously exceeded! Zhang Han only felt a strong dizziness after the hot pain, and a row of words seemed to appear in his head - her slap used up her MP!

"Damn, Mom, you're going to beat me to death!" After Zhang Han continued to jump out of this sentence in his mind, he didn't remember anything.

…

A hint of coolness swept over the back, and a feeling of imbalance came from all sides of the body!

Before Zhang Han's eyes could be opened, he grabbed what he could grasp with both hands!

Finally, steady!

Zhang Han opened his eyes wide and looked around carefully, and the scene in front of him was jaw-dropping!

The white jade paved ground shines with a warm light, and the phoenix spreads its wings on the sandalwood carved cornices, as if this is the interior of a palace!

Zhang Han rubbed his eyes vigorously, and saw that the cloud top sandalwood in the hall was the beam, the crystal jade was the lamp, the pearl was the curtain, and Fan Jin was the pillar base. was so poor and extremely beautiful, it only made Zhang Han's mouth open wide, and he couldn't believe what he saw for a while!

After pondering for a while, Zhang Han finally found that he was hugging the beam under the ceiling in the palace! It turned out that the feeling of unbalance just now was caused by almost falling down! Thinking of this, Zhang Han couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, falling down at this height, and he could only play "Plants vs. Zombies" for the rest of his life.

Of course, he was a zombie in the grave, playing with the plants on the grave.

"Damn, it's not a matter of hanging all the time, I have to find a way to go down! But that's too high! After thinking for a while, Zhang Han shouted at the top of his voice: "Help! ~Help me! ”

After a while, the side door of the palace was pushed open, and two guys dressed in ancient costumes rushed in in a hurry, and Zhang Han was surprised to see that he forgot to continue to call for help.

"Xiaolezi, did you hear that just now?" One of them asked in a weird way, this voice was extremely obscene, and Zhang Han on the beam of the room was nauseous.

"Hear me! Hear me! It's really! Xiao Yuzi, I heard that Wende Hall is not clean, it seems to be true! THE TONE OF THE OTHER ONE WAS MORE FEMININE, AND ZHANG HAN FELT THAT HE COULDN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE.

Xiao Yuzi patted Xiao Lezi on the shoulder fiercely: "You are looking for death!" Is this what our identity is saying? Don't want a head? The emperor will come to this Wende Hall every night, I'm afraid that if I don't want a moment, it should be there, let's hurry away, and others will say that we are presumptuous in the emperor's palace! ”

Xiao Lezi also felt reasonable when he heard it: "Yes, yes, then let's go!" ”

After saying that, the two of them also looked around in the so-called Wende Palace, and then left quickly with an extremely frightened look.

"Holy, what is this? Did I cross over? Tell me which dynasty this is, right? Also, how can others cross so stylishly, and why was I slapped the more I wore one? It's too watery, isn't it? Zhang Han muttered to himself depressedly: "Wait a minute, what did these two Lala just say about the emperor." Could it be that this is..."

Just thinking of this, I only heard an extremely loud voice outside the hall - the emperor's driving road!

The door of the Wende Hall with a three-zhang wide chain of tiles slowly opened at the same time, and the two columns of guards on the left and right in the door entered quickly, but they stopped when they reached the first stone pillar of the main hall, and then lined up, neatly and abnormally, and then, a person dressed in a dragon robe and an extraordinary instrument slowly walked inside!

I saw that this person had a dignified body and a dignified appearance. A pair of eyes shot cold stars, and the two curved eyebrows were like paint. The chest is broad, and there is the majesty of ten thousand invincibles. Wearing a purple and gold crown with a bundle of hair and inlaid on his head, his eyebrows are tied with two dragons grabbing pearls and gold wiping his forehead, wearing a golden red robe, tied with colorful silk and long spike palace silk, black and gold deep eyes, handsome and extraordinary face, and his gestures reveal a natural imperial domineering, which makes it difficult to resist the wild charm.

"Wow, domineering side leak! Could this be the emperor? It's really different! No wonder a person has to take care of the harem of three thousand, if I were a girl, I would also squeeze my scalp into the palace to fight! Zhang Han thought: "It seems that I have really crossed over!" Who is this emperor in front of you? ”

I saw a man in a five-colored robe bent down and approached the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, the minister has something to worry about for a long time. On the way from the Yuxiao Hall to the Wende Palace, I wanted to blurt out several times, but I really didn't know how to explain it. ”

The emperor didn't say a word, looked at the others in the hall, waved his hand, and after a while, everyone left, leaving only the five-colored flower robe.

"Say" The emperor only mentioned one word, but he was full of majesty, which is the result of the innate ability, which is the result of the long-term cultivation of the aristocratic environment.

"Your Majesty, the celestial phenomena in half of the Han Dynasty have been abnormal recently, and I am afraid that there is a heavenly omen among them!"

Zhang Han felt a little excited when he heard this: "Big man? Could it be the Eastern Han Dynasty on the eve of the Three Kingdoms? Depend on! That's great, I didn't expect to be able to play a live-action version of Three Kingdoms! After thinking of this, Zhang Han felt that something was wrong: "Damn, what if it's the Western Han Dynasty..." ”

The emperor frowned and asked, "What's unusual?" ”

The five-colored flower robe replied in a strange tone: "Heavy thunder and heavy rain, coupled with hail, fell until midnight, but there are countless houses. Zhongzhou earthquake; The sea overflowed, and the coastal inhabitants were swept into the sea by the Great Lang. The hen turned into a male, and the banks of the five plains were all cracked. All kinds of ominousness are not limited to one end. ”

"Oh my God, these ancients are ancients! The level of this classical Chinese is really high! But how does this content feel so familiar? It's very similar to the plot in the Three Kingdoms novel! Zhang Han thought.

"Then what does Aiqing think?" The emperor's tone at this moment is obviously not as majestic as Fang Cai, it seems that the man in front of him wearing a five-colored flower robe has a pivotal position in the emperor's heart!

"The minister doesn't dare to speak out!" The man bowed his head and folded his hands, and his appearance of respecting the Lord was instantly revealed!

Zhang Han was surprised: "Damn, master!" It's just a slight movement, and it turns out that the fart is just right! This official really doesn't just have the ability to be a random person! ”

Seeing this, the emperor of course stretched out his hands to block the man's salute: "Ah, father, why is this?" Since I was a child, I have been assisted by you to achieve what I am today. There is something to say, but it doesn't hurt to say it! ”

"Ahh Father? Zhang Han was puzzled.

The two people in the hall continued, and after the five-colored flower robe father got the emperor's permission, he immediately said in a righteous voice: "This is a great omen, and the hen turns into a male, which means that the woman is in politics!" ”

The emperor couldn't help but be shocked when he heard this, only to see his backhand stomp a few steps.

Seeing the emperor's hesitation, the man hurriedly chased after him and continued: "For thousands of years, when can a woman interfere in this major event in the court? Furthermore, how can a woman be able to understand the major events in this world? They only know how to climb relatives and attach nobles, and they only know how to carry relatives! Your Majesty, do you still want to let the great general He Jin continue to commit crimes? ”

Hearing this, the emperor frowned!

In short, judging from the current situation, Zhang Han judged that the emperor's situation was quite bad, but his own environment was even worse! Because he had been holding the beam for a long time, his hands couldn't support it, and he accidentally fell down with a piece of white silk hanging on the beam!

"Boom!" The fierce sound of landing reminded Zhang Han that he estimated that he had a fracture, but Zhang Han strangely found that there was no pain in his body at this moment! And what surprised him even more

"Snakes! Great White Snake! Ah," the emperor in front of him looked at Zhang Han, who had fallen down with a long white silk hanging, and shouted like this.