"Snakes! Great White Snake! Ah," the emperor in front of him looked at Zhang Han, who had fallen down with a long white silk hanging, and shouted like this.

The five-colored flower robe is also as frightened as the emperor, for two reasons: one is that this Wende Hall was originally the place where the emperor corrected and corrected the folds, and it was rarely visited, and there were also haunted ghosts in the palace, and now a thing fell out of thin air, and his heart was naturally frightened. The second is that the declining emperor shouted at the white snake and the white snake, and at first glance, he really thought that a giant python had fallen from the beam!

Zhang Han fiddled for a long time before he removed all the white silk hangings from his body, but the emperor in front of him was already frightened and fainted!

"What kind of emperor is this? I just said that your domineering side leaked, and your gas leaked? Haven't you ever seen a trapeze? What kind of eyes?" Zhang Han thought so, but found that the father in front of him was staring at him upright. Zhang Han didn't know what to say for a while, but he remembered the dialogue between Emperor Fang Cai and this man, and hurriedly folded his hands, bowed deeply and said softly: "Ah father." ”

The man in the five-colored robe listened to it, and after pondering for a while, he seemed to understand something. After calming down a little, he said gloomily: "Duan Changzhi has been very idle lately? If you don't care about big things, why do you always bother me? ”

"Duan Changshi? What and what? Zhang Han was confused, but the dialogue had to continue!

"Ah father, what are you discussing with the emperor?" Zhang Han asked randomly.

I saw that the man in the five-colored flower robe was furious: "Bastard! I don't care about your indiscriminate name for me, it's already a full face for your family! How dare you ask me? Hmph, it is said that Duan Changshi's subordinates are clever and capable, and they are all skilled! Today, I kind of opened my eyes. ”

Zhang Han was even more confused: "The wrong name? Isn't it the cry of the Father, the Father? Isn't that the name? Wait a minute, Duan Changshi? No way... Could it be the "Ten Constant Servants" in the late Eastern Han Dynasty? Zhang Han thought of this, anyway, he had already offended the guy in front of him, so he just tried it again! See if you are in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty!

Zhang Han hooked up slightly, and immediately put on a servile character, even he couldn't believe his acting skills: "That... You can't say that, my lord. I'm just a diner of my master, humble. But the slave thought, no matter how low the status is, he always has to repay the master, right? That's why I'm prostrate myself on this temple at the risk of death! If I can inquire about some news that is beneficial to my master, it can be regarded as a thankful report! ”

"Bold!" The five-colored flower-robed man widened his eyes angrily: "This Wende Hall is a place where you can hide?" If you are caught by others, how can it affect the head of your family? Forget it, looking at your appearance of a thief and a rat's eyes, it is not a malleable talent, and it is useless to talk to you more. Go back and tell Duan Qi that Zhang Rang is planning everything, just let him wait for good news! ”

When Zhang Han heard it, he wanted to let himself go! But where are you going? Outside the palace must be the palace courtyard of Nuoda, but I have crossed over! If you don't know the place well, if you starve to death in the palace, it will be too shameless!

"Are you Zhang Rang?" Zhang Han really didn't know what to say, but it was not a way to go directly, so he had to ask boredly.

The expression of the five-colored man in the flower robe instantly changed from the majesty of Fang Cai to a helpless face, and he raised his hand to stroke his forehead, and said to himself: "Hey, there is a soldier, and there will be a nest of bears." Phew! He Duan Jue is not even a general! He turned to Zhang Han, looked up and down, and said, "Hey, according to your wisdom, sooner or later you will miss my big thing." Okay, Duan Changshi, then don't go back. Someone's coming! ”

With a bang, Zhang Han saw that the door of the palace was pushed open, and it turned out that the guards guarding outside the door heard the order to enter the hall, but they were too frightened to make a sound when they saw the emperor collapse to the ground, but they looked at the emperor on the ground in disbelief, and raised their eyes to look at Zhang Rang who was speaking.

Of course, Zhang Rang understood what the guards were thinking: "The person in front of me is an assassin who intimidates the emperor, take it down for me, put it in the prison, and ask for it to be beheaded on a certain day!" ”

Zhang Han's legs were weak after hearing this, and he felt a warm current flowing down his crotch: Don't bring such a play! I'm a time-traveling character! I'm the main character! I have the aura of the protagonist! I didn't even talk about my girlfriend! The heroine hasn't appeared yet! Hey, I'm going to level up! Equip! And equipment!

Of course, all this is just what Zhang Han thinks in his heart, but at this moment, he uses the ability to summarize that ordinary people can't have, and collects so many emotions into three words!

"Wronged!"

…

In Luoyang Heavenly Prison, Zhang Han was held in the same cell with another prisoner.

"Wronged! I was wronged! Zhang Han shouted.

"Wronged! I was wronged! The prisoner shouted.

"Damn, you learn my lines!" Zhang Han glared at the guy in front of him.

…

"I know your boss very well! Zhang Changshou is my friend! Zhang Han shouted.

"I know your boss very well! Zhang Changshou is my sworn brother! The prisoner shouted.

"Big brother, I was very sincere in expressing my inner thoughts. But if you follow such a sentence, it will make others think that I am the same as you! I'll feel like I'm a prisoner!" After Zhang Han finished speaking at the prisoner, he also brushed his hair that was messed up when he was pushed by the guards just now.

The prisoner looked at Zhang Han and then at himself: "Are you lying to the ghost?" ”

…

"I can't hide it anymore! Actually, I'm Zhang Changshi's godson! Let me go! Zhang Han shouted.

"I can't hide it anymore! Actually, I am Zhang Changshi's own son! Let me go! The prisoner shouted.

"Holy! Dude, are you finding fault! After that, Zhang Han couldn't bear it anymore and scuffled with the prisoner in front of him...

…

Let's talk about the emperor. In fact, the emperor just mentioned was Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. This Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty is extremely mediocre, and listens to slander, and he likes the eunuchs around him. He even recognized some eunuch leaders as "Ah Father"! The dignified king of a country calls the eunuch "Ah Father", and the degree of mediocrity can be imagined!

What's even more outrageous is that there are ten people in this eunuch leader who are treacherous and do many evils, among which Zhang Rang, Zhao Zhong, Feng Zhen, Duan Qi, Cao Jie, Hou Lan, Jian Shuo, Cheng Kuang, Xia Xun, and Guo Sheng are the "Ten Standing Servants". Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty respected Zhang Rang and called him "Father", and the other nine were also the henchmen of the henchmen!

Although the "Ten Standing Servants" invaded the government and the opposition, they were eunuchs after all. Although Emperor Han Ling was very incompetent, he was not stupid enough to let these eunuchs with foreign surnames take charge of the military, so...

He actually handed over the military power to another "relative" - that is, He Jin, the elder brother of his wife Empress He.

This is good, on the one hand, eunuchs are powering, and on the other hand, relatives are interfering in politics, how can this big Han country be crumbling? In addition, these two factions are incompatible, and they each support the prince they agree with, and the two sides have already reached the point of drawing their swords and crossbowing!

Now Emperor Han Ling has only recovered from the previous Liang Python's disturbance: "Thanks to my father, otherwise... Zhang let listen to the seal! ”

Zhang Rang hurriedly knelt on the ground: "Your Majesty, I can't help it, the old minister is just fulfilling his duties and protecting His Majesty, what a merit!" ”

"Ah, Father, don't shirk! If you hadn't protected me, I'm afraid I would have succeeded at this moment! Ah, the Father is really the pillar of the country, the gospel of the Han Dynasty! I have made you a general, commanding the former guards and the forbidden army around the city! ”

After listening to this, Zhang Rang trembled! You must know that the eunuchs lead the army, which can be described as the first person in ancient and modern times!

"Thank you, Lord Longen! Thank you, Lord Dragon! Thank you, Lord Dragon! Thank you, Lord Dragon! Thank you, Lord Dragon! ”

Only Zhang Rang's excited shouts were heard in the Wende Palace!

…

"So I'm not an assassin! I was wronged! Zhang Han looked at the prisoner in the corner who was "dying" after listening to all the stories of his time travel, and continued: "So, do you understand now? ”

"God, I beg you to stop talking! You're so wordy, I swear, if I were the guard at the door, I'd let you go! Hey, what do you mean - your mother slapped you from 1800 years to the current Wende Palace, and then you fell off beyond your strength, and were framed as an assassin by the first of the Ten Servants, and then sent here? The prisoner finished in one breath.

"The lack of punctuation marks is the biggest flaw of your ancients! Okay, that's not the point! I know that what I said is unbelievable, but it's all true! I'm so polite to you now, you just give me a word, do you believe me? Zhang Han grabbed the prisoner's neck with one hand, and pinched the opponent's crotch with the other.

The prisoner was nervous: "Of course! I believed! ”

"Oh my God! Finally found someone who believed in me! Zhang Han was so excited that he was about to cry, and his hands naturally stopped threatening the prisoner in front of him.

"I'm going to be beheaded anyway. As the saying goes, people are about to die, and their words are also good. The prisoner said slowly.

"Deadly scissor feet! Ahh ”