Chapter 38 Iron-blooded tough guy The big husband is informal
"Six! Finally cast six! I can get a plane! Haha Oh, by the way, how many rounds are there? Liu Bei asked with a wink.
Zhang Han lay on the ground, half asleep and replied: "More than three thousand"
Liu Bei looked around, because the coalition forces had watched the battle for too long, they were silent one by one at this moment, dismounting, lying down, and even some of them knocked melon seeds on the side, and even more exaggerated even moved out of the hot pot.
Liu Bei glanced at the three people of PK from afar, and still couldn't tell the winner from the loser.
"Life is like chess, sometimes it is a wrong step, and you lose all the games. Every step must be well thought out! The cost of impulsiveness is often incalculable, face your every choice, because that is the opportunity God gives you, maybe one of the choices will allow you to overcome fate, get rid of the past and start your different life. Liu Bei suddenly sighed and said.
After listening to Liu Bei's inexplicable words, Zhang Han suddenly fell asleep, and jumped up in disbelief: "OH! MY Reddy Gaga! Brother, when did you make vernacular literature so good? And the most unbearable thing is that what you just said contains a little resentment! A little freshness and a little sorrow! How could this Nima be what your style and knowledge can do? I'm going, I'm on the wrong channel? ”
Liu Bei listened to Zhang Han boasting about himself, and he was interested for a while and continued: "There are always many accidents and coincidences in life, two parallel lines, and there may be a day when they meet. There are many accidents and misses in life, and the kite in your hand will suddenly break the string."
Zhang Han couldn't stand it, and a fatal scissor kick struck, directly knocking Liu Bei down. After finishing the matter, Zhang Han leaned over and said, "Lao Tzu hates pretending to be forced the most, understand?" What's more, it's still Taiwan! Speak well! If you dare to write Zou Zou like this, I will kill you directly! ”
Liu Bei lay down on the ground, closed his eyes and looked like he was enjoying himself: "If it weren't for Yun Chang and Yide, why would I need to waste a good life here?" What are the flowers of the plains? If you had fallen in love with it at the beginning, according to the current progress of the relationship, the litter of piglets should have been born. ”
Zhang Han only felt that his ears were about to be blind, so he flashed to the side.
But the parallel lines that Liu Bei said just now made me think back to the world world that should have belonged to me again
"As soon as the moon is gone, the wind is bored. If you have a choice, don't end a love with hate. After Xiao Ru finished reading, she smiled at Zhang Han.
Zhang Han touched the back of his head and smiled stupidly: "What do you mean, Xiaoru, I don't understand." ”
Xiaoru was stunned, she didn't expect that she would not understand the hint so clearly, and the other party would not understand? All of a sudden, I was a little embarrassed.
As for Zhang Han, he has had a crush on Xiaoru for a long time, and he has never dared to speak. There are only two things that can be higher than learning in this great high school years, one is love and the other is love with the right hand.
Xiaoru took the initiative to ask herself to come to the playground and found a no-man's corner to read a poem to herself, what does this mean? The more Zhang Han thought about it, the more he felt that it was difficult to breathe, and his heart was beating faster.
Xiaoru glanced at the text in her hand, and had no way to continue reading: "When it comes to learning, first, don't despise ordinary habits; Second, don't make ordinary habits mediocre. Don't be satisfied with your acceptable academic performance, you must be better so that you can become an indispensable character. ”
Zhang Han smiled brighter and replied: "Xiaoru, people's grades are very average, don't praise me like this~"
Xiao Ru was a little anxious when she heard this, and stared at Zhang Han: "Then, Zhang Han." In fact, once love sprouts, you will be entangled in the never-ending possessiveness, and even because the other party's every move will make your heart rise! It will also make the time that should be self-study late full of thoughts - always afraid that Shaoguang will fly away and will not be able to stay with his lover for the rest of his life! Zhang Han, do you understand what I mean? ”
Zhang Han's face was as red as his buttocks, although he was a gentleman on weekdays, but with such a fairy beauty and such a hot confession, who could guarantee that his crotch would not react? Zhang Han was afraid of being discovered for a while, so he hurriedly turned around and replied while suppressing the evil thoughts in his heart with the righteous scenes broadcast by the news network in his mind: "Xiaoru, since it is so painful to fall in love, why do you bother"
Xiaoru really couldn't stand it: "You stupid! I'm really broken! I beg you! I beg you! ”
Zhang Han's heart was full of joy, and he turned around excitedly: "I am willing!" I do! ”
Xiaoru Yileng: "Are you really willing?" ”
Zhang Han smiled heartily: "I, Zhang Han, although I am extremely cold to other women on weekdays, I have always had you in my heart!" The big husband is informal, I decided, I will no longer neglect my love for you for those gossip! ”
Xiao Ru was speechless, but looked at Zhang Han completely helplessly.
Zhang Han stroked his bangs and said coolly: "Xiaoru, you have to be brave enough to express your feelings!" ”
Xiaoru got up and said loudly: "Don't you understand what I've been saying for so long? I beg you! I really beg you! I know you like me, but I don't like you at all, my mother! Please, please stop going to class and pass me a little note, okay? I just want to study! ”
At this moment, countless desperate scenes that he had once imagined came to Zhang Han's mind - the atomic bomb only hit a few of our fish, and the Japanese Empire would never surrender! Jordan cut off Malone's ball, Jordan shook off Stockton, Jordan was about to shoot! Oh! No! Time's up! Oh, no problem! Didn't go in anyway! Zhang Han, a student in the second class of the third year, will come to the teaching office immediately! Zhang Han won glory for the school, and all the students had to give him the middle finger!
All kinds of desperate fantasies continued, and suddenly inserted such a one-this was not happy for a few seconds, but seeing Xiaoliu burst into tears again, Zhang Han said loudly: "I can't stand it!" What's going on! Little Liu, what else have you not told me? ”
Xiao Liu hugged Zhang Han with both hands: "Today may also be the last time Xiao Liu will see you!" Let's say goodbye and never have anything to do with it again! Xiao Liu's most reluctant brother sent a sentence to Brother Bing Liang - no matter what happens, please be yourself, don't be changed by this world! ”
Zhang Han's whole person was completely dumbfounded: "You said you want to break up with me?" ”
Liu Bei touched his mouth full of nosebleeds and replied with difficulty: "Have we confirmed the relationship?" ”
Zhang Han was startled, but when he saw a guy with a bloody face next to him, he was scared for a while, and hit with a heavy punch!
"I-land-old-mother!" Xuande fell to the ground again.
Zhang Han was in a cold sweat, it turned out that everything was his own memory! I thought to myself:
Yes, I'm such an ordinary man. But no matter how cruel the reality is, life will go on, every little flower that blooms in the wilderness, every butterfly that flies in the sun, every ray of moonlight that spreads in the night sky, every birdsong that tactfully in the woods, and every smile that blooms on people's faces will never be extinguished! Everyone has their own values in life, and they are not necessarily similar to others. When you are not good enough in one aspect, it does not mean that you are worse than others, because from another perspective, others may not be better than you. In life, don't grow the ambition of others, and don't punish yourself for the merits of others. No matter whether you succeed or fail, you must believe that you have advantages that others do not necessarily have, learn to live for yourself forever, and tap your own value! Xiaoliu loves me, that's proof! Even though I may not be able to be with her, she is the one who proves my strengths!
Zhang Han thought about it, and the whole person was instantly relieved!
"That's right! Do a good job in the moment and play to your strengths! I'm not necessarily worse than others! Zhang Han said truthfully to himself.
Liu Bei got up on the ground with difficulty, and after standing firm by Zhang Han's arm: "Cold, I beg you, if you suddenly want to make up your mind in the future, can you inform me in advance?" I'm so dodging! You punch these two feet, how can I stand my shy body! ”
Only at this time, I only heard the PK field, and the shouting was loud!
"Second brother!" I heard Feifei's heartbreak, and then I saw Guan Guan flying out of the horse, and the right half of his face was swollen!
"The old lady fought with you!" Feifei roared angrily and rushed towards Na Lu Bu again!
Then I saw that Guan Guan had just gotten up from the ground, and he didn't care about the blood gushing out of his mouth, so he looked towards Feifei and shouted: "Don't hurt my third brother!" ”
Then everyone saw Feifei also fly out of the horse, covering the chrysanthemum with both hands and drawing a perfect parabola in the air!
Liu Bei and Zhang Han covered their eyes and couldn't bear to look at them directly!
Guan Guan got up again and rushed to Lu Bu with his bare hands and shouted angrily: "Dare to beat my little brother, Lao Tzu has abolished you!" ”
Of course, it has also become a parabola, but this time the parabola is drawn a little more obvious in the air by the blood mist spit out by Guan Guan! Guan Guan fell heavily to the ground, and blood gushed out of his mouth!
Although Feifei was exhausted, he still crawled to the pass with difficulty, and asked with concern: "Brother! Brother! You can't die! You still owe me 50 times to catch milk and drink urine 300 times! ”
Guan Guan was already in unbearable pain: "Brother Xian, the second brother owes you a debt, and you can't pay it back in this life, do it in the next life"
Feifei pinched Guan Guan's palm fiercely: "Be a cow and a horse!" ”
"If you are a prostitute, you will be satisfied!"
"Damn, my mother likes men!" Feifei pushes the switch off!
Zhang Han saw it from a distance, after all, the two brothers were so difficult and affectionate, it can be seen that the three basic meanings of Taoyuan are really not hypocritical!
At this time, I saw Liu Bei holding the double-strand sword of the male and female in his hand, driving a yellow-maned horse ready to help in the battle.
Zhang Han was anxious when he saw it, and hurriedly rushed to the front of the horse to restrain the horse's reins and yelled: "What are you doing?" Guan Guan Feifei is not the opponent of that devil muscleman, you are hairy! If you die, who will I help? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Cao Cao and Sun Jian shouted in unison: "Me! Me! ”
Liu Bei glanced at Xiang Cao and Sun Jian and scolded: "Go to the side of death!" Then he said to Zhang Han: "The death of the eldest husband is lighter than Hongmao, and some are heavier than Mount Tai!" I may be in a different place to help this time, but at least I am worthy of the Taoyuan three-pillar incense! The big husband does things informally, not to mention this mere name? "Let's just slap the sycophant and gallop away!
Zhang Han was completely shocked, firstly because the relationship between Guan Guan and Feifei was earth-shattering, and secondly, because Liu Bei was indeed as affectionate and righteous as history tells!
"This Nima history really won't cheat!" Zhang Han said that, and then turned around and went to find another war horse!