The 39th episode of three remnants and one humiliation, Han Beiyu Fei suffered a fiasco
But it was said that Liu, Guan, and Zhang Yina Lu Bu burst out with unparalleled affection!
Zhang Han also turned over and rushed to the PK field because of Liu Bei's informality!
The four of them stood and rode and surrounded Lu Bu!
Zhang Han glanced at Guan Guan and Feifei and said: "People only have two choices, busy dying or busy living!" From you, I find a third option - busy waiting for death! Your sister, you can't run if you can't beat it! A hero who is here to hold a hair? ”
Liu Bei completely agreed with Zhang Han's words, and also squinted his eyes and scolded: "Everyone is pretending to be forced, the key is whether to pretend to be like it!" There is a threshold in the realm of pretending, and if you pretend to be, you will step into it and become a legendary temperament! It's not installed, it's stuck there! You're just stuck there, okay? ”
Zhang was cold and sweating: "Mom, isn't that going to be Carmen?" ”
Guan Guan and Feifei have just burst out of the spark of love, and now they are being poured cold water, how can they let it be ridiculed?
Feifei looked at Guan Guan and said affectionately: "We all thought that we could die for love, but in fact, love can't kill people!" It will only prick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry without tears, we toss and turn, we become a doctor for a long time, and we become steel. ”
Guan Guan replied: "From now on, you are no longer the wind, I am no longer sand, and I can't reach the end of the world, so I wiped away my tears."
Lu Bu really couldn't stand a bunch of fools making such a literary atmosphere in front of him, and interjected: "Wipe away your tears, hurry up!" Lao Tzu is hungry, okay? Don't you just get a salary, don't you? ”
Anyway, Lu Bu is a halberd to fight the cold and prepare for Yu Fei! There is no fear of being inferior in numbers!
In the alliance army, Cao Cao looked at it and said: "This Lu Bu is really brave and invincible!" It's like looking at your younger self! ”
Sun Jian was embarrassed and answered softly: "Meng De, after a few years in the military, you don't look old at all!" What do you mean when you are young? What a humility! ”
Cao Cao was upset when he heard it - is Lao Tzu talking about his youth? Is Lao Tzu saying that his martial arts are as high as that of Lu Bu?
So he smiled: "Wentai, don't you know that I have a sharp nickname?" ”
Sun Jian also smiled: "I don't know, have you asked?" ”
Cao Cao stroked his beard: "Tianshan Tong!" ”
Sun Jian poured a mouthful of white foam into his throat and asked with difficulty: "How did the Meng De brothers get such a domineering nickname?" Isn't it just to show that you are young? Why do you want to abuse yourself like this? ”
Cao Cao replied confidently: "Although I look upright, I have three hundred and sixty-five cracks in my heart, and each crack is written on the book - four characters of spring, summer, autumn and winter, vicissitudes to the demon!" Forget it, it's so profound, you won't understand. After that, he continued to watch the battle, leaving Sun Jian alone to vomit wildly.
Liu Bei stabbed Lu Bu with a sword, and Lu Bu hurriedly dodged to the side, but saw that the flying flying horse was also poked with a spear!
Lu Bu had no choice, after all, now with one enemy and four, riding on a horse, it was too unfavorable for defense! So he leaned back and volleyed a heel, turned over and dismounted, and such a dashing action immediately caused the army behind him to shout loudly!
"Nima, sure enough, I have practiced, this is my era, and I will definitely get a full score in the Olympic vaulting event!" Zhang Han couldn't help but say after seeing it.
Besides, Lu Bu had just stood still, Guan Guan swung another knife, Lu Bu hurriedly fell backwards, only to see that this tiger man could turn his body backwards into an arch bridge!
Zhang Han's eyes widened: "I'm going!" Ask for an autograph! ”
Liu Bei held his sword and shouted while rushing: "Cold, look at the egg!" Come on! ”
Lu Bu was furious when he heard this-he dared to scold Lao Tzu for being an egg!
I saw Lu Bu Fangtian's halberd drawn from right to left, drawing a demonic half-moon blade! Liu Bei's beloved animal under his crotch was immediately shocked by the fire blue blade, and Liu Bei also fell down due to the huge momentum!
Seeing that the opportunity had come, Lu Bu hurriedly jumped up, took the ghost weapon in his hand and went straight to Liu Bei's head on the ground!
Of course, Liu Bei witnessed this scene, but he hadn't gotten up at the moment, how could he have a chance to move? Silently chanted: "I-land-old-mother!" ”
I saw that the coldness in Lu Bu's hand had arrived, and he could immediately pierce Liu Bei's pitiful eye sockets!
Just smell the "bell!" ”
Lu Bu only felt that he was being toyed with by a force, and when he looked at it, it was Zhang Han who threw the sword in his hand and just smashed his weapon! Seeing that Liu Bei was rescued, Zhang Han reached out and touched the cold sweat on his forehead: "It's so dangerous!" It's dangerous! Luckily, I hit it! ”
Guan Guan leaned on the ground and looked up beside Liu Bei and said, "What a fart!" Big brother is now more injured than me! ”
Zhang Han looked back, and was instantly embarrassed, it turned out that although the sword in Fang Cai's hand hit Lu Bu, it landed and was inserted into the inner and outer part of Liu Bei's retreat!
Liu Bei didn't blame, and looked at Zhang Han with firm eyes: "It's cold!" You have to figure out the script of your life - not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, not a side story of your friends! Ever since I first met you, I knew you were a man with a story! Don't become yourself for the sake of your own burden! Ride a horse in the world of freedom! Don't forget what I said."
In this extreme situation, Liu Bei's blood is like an infusion, and it is very likely that he will become a eunuch duo with Zhang Fei in the second half of his life, but he can say such a thing with difficulty, Zhang Han's eyes were moved for a while, and he interjected and replied: "Don't forget what you said - the eldest husband does things informally!" ”
After that, Zhang Han glanced at Liu Bei and Guan Guan, who were already seriously injured, and then at Feifei, who had just been hit by Lu Bu and "soared" in the air while speaking
Lu Bu waved the Heavenly Painting Halberd in his hand, and said impatiently: "I say, how can you have so much to say?" And it's so literary? The more literary and artistic, the more you are pressing, you know? If you know how to say that, why don't you tell me about it? ”
Zhang Han walked to Liu Bei's side while listening, gave Liu Bei a firm look, and stretched out his hand to pull out the sword of Liu Bei's thigh!
I just smell "Oops! "Death, death, death!" Liu Bei fainted.
After Zhang Han wiped the blood stains on his robe, he returned to Lu Bu and said, "I'm not a fortune teller on the flyover, so I can't talk about so many knocks that you like to hear." Aren't you very good at fighting? Come on! ”
Lu Bu smiled contemptuously: "Why are you? ”
Zhang Han replied: "Only my eldest brother - Liu Xuande!" ”
Liu Bei got up in a faint - I support you, and then continued to faint.
Zhang Han replied again: "Only my second brother - Guan Yunchang!" ”
Guan Guan didn't reply, just lay on the ground seriously injured and gave a thumbs up, well, this stammer's language ability has indeed regressed very much.
Zhang Han added later: "It's still up to my third brother - Zhang Yide!" ”
At this time, there was a loud bang behind Zhang Han, which was made by Feifei falling to the ground, which could be regarded as a response to Zhang Han.
After hearing this, Lu Bu's facial features seemed to laugh, covering his stomach with both hands, and he smiled: "You said a book, right?" Oh ha Making a movie, huh? Oh ha ”
Zhang Han didn't pay attention to it, and approached Lu Bu step by step with a sword, and the background music sounded:
Never bear fruit, no matter what kind of dream you plant, just open your wings, but the wind is silent, can you get used to the pain, count it as a harvest, indifferent people, thank you for looking down on me, let me not bow my head more brilliant life!
Zhang Han hummed the song silently in his heart, and then, gathering all his strength in his hand, he roared with a sword and rushed towards Lu Bu!
That's right, this high school teenager didn't think of any country, society, and people at this moment!
What was he thinking?
What he thinks about is the smile of his father and mother, the rejection of his first love Xiaoru, the reluctance of Xiaoliu to himself, and the love of the three-headed waste on the ground!
This is like a sword stabbing at him, Lu Bu is not a fool, he just felt that the young man in front of him was crazy, so he hurriedly put away his smile and stood up with a halberd to block Zhang Han's desperate stab! Then push forward with both hands!
How can Zhang Han beat Lu Bu? This push pushed Zhang Han to the ground! At this moment, Zhang Han's face was full of ashes, but he didn't give up!
Quickly got up, Zhang Han continued to rush over like a madman!
Lu Bu said secretly: Full of flaws!
This time, Lu didn't even bother to block it, so he directly raised his right leg and kicked it hard, hitting Zhang Han's lower abdomen! Zhang Han only felt a burst of heat in his stomach, and then a few passive backrolls fell to the ground, and then he couldn't stand, and the sword was thrown aside.
Zhang Han knelt on the ground, holding his stomach with both hands, feeling a stirring in his body, his face turned red, and there was only one thought in his mind: This Lu Bu is not a human! It's a brute! Not a brute! It's a ghost animal!
Lu Bu also seemed to be interested in this Zhang Han, and thought: The young man in front of him knew that he was invincible, and he still wanted to hit the stone with an egg, he was indeed a man! Play and play first, I want to see where the man's bottom line is?
Zhang Han only felt numb all over his body, and he wanted to vomit but couldn't, it felt like running a thousand meters of school and doing fifty push-ups! Some suffocated and some floating, anyway, it's not a feeling of being alive! Suddenly, Zhang Han only felt a chill at his chin, and then his whole person flew out, the feeling of being passive and soaring in the air was definitely the first time in his life to enjoy!
After slamming on the ground, Zhang Han only felt a sweetness in his chest, and a mouthful of blood spit out directly, filling his nasal cavity!
Lu Bu approached, squatted on the ground and grabbed Zhang Han's hair: "Zidizi, it seems that my strength was too much just now." Look, all the teeth have fallen out so much? Are you still coming? ”
Of course, Zhang Han has no strength, and thinks: I used to think that I exercised too little and was just very decadent, but today I realized that I didn't like to exercise, and I had already scrapped. But you can't be grabbed by Lu Bu's hair like this, right? When I was in high school, I often saw some deflated people bullying their younger classmates at the school gate, grabbing their hair, slapping and swearing, which is already the highest level of trampling on personality!
"Come on, do what you have to do, maybe I'll let you go!" Lu Bu said contemptuously, this means just hoping that Zhang Han begged for mercy!
"yes, you're right." Zhang Han replied hesitantly.
"Phew" A mouthful of thick bloody phlegm hit Lu Bu's face from Zhang Han's mouth!