The 60th Dong Zhuo pecked to death the backbone stone tablet

But it is said that in the battle of Jingxiang, Sun Liu Shi's strength has risen and gone, and now Liu Biao has actually achieved the only hegemony in the south in terms of strength! Even the main hall has a new big word on the table - rush out of Jingzhou and go to the world realm!

Kuai Liang wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, although he had seen the flat forehead of the hall several times, he was still embarrassed every time he looked at it!

Kuai Liang stepped forward and said: "Now Sun Jian has been mourned, and his sons are all young. Taking advantage of this weakness, he marched quickly, and Jiangdong could be obtained in one go. If the soldiers are dismissed, they will be allowed to develop strength, and Jingzhou will also suffer. ”

After all, Liu Biao is a person with no ambitions: "Be forgiving and forgiving." The same is true of the handwriting engraved on the hall. ”

The army was embarrassed, and Kuai Liang replied softly: "But that seems to mean to unify the rivers and lakes?!" ”

Liu Biao looked at everyone after hearing this: "Is that really the case?" ”

The generals below nodded one after another!

At this time, Liu Biao was furious, suddenly jumped up, and scolded: "I grass, Lao Tzu deliberately said it - low-key!" Low profile! And give me such a high-profile word! Nima! Bullying Lao Tzu is uneducated, right? ”

Kuai Yue: "It turns out that the lord doesn't know those words?" I heard that when the lord was studying, he was brilliant and knowledgeable! ”

Liu Biao didn't look back, and walked towards the inner room: "That's all to deceive relatives." Did you take good classes when you were in college? ”

Besides, Sun Ce, although he is young, he has great ambitions, and the F3 around him is loyal, although he is newly defeated, he does not give up on himself. arranged for people to wait for Sun Jian's body for many days, and finally found it, so he greeted the coffin, sent it back to Jiangdong, and buried Sun Jian in Qu'a Zhiyuan.

The funeral is over, lead the army to live in Jiangdu, recruit talents, condescend to others, and gradually cast into it!

Why was Sun Ce able to recruit a Magi?

In fact, this is the same as the way we do things in modern times. Be a low-key person and do things in a high-profile manner. This policy is just the opposite of Liu Biao. But for the current situation of the Sun family, it is very correct.

What does it mean to be successful? Changing from big to big is not called success.

The real success is from nothing to something, from small to big!

But all the heroes who are smarter understand that if they invest in the general situation, they will be fierce generals and military advisors like rain, and they will just be a little minions in the past. And if you change your thinking, instead of the phoenix's tail, you turn the chicken's head, it's completely different!

Sun Ce understands that now he wants money or not, and he wants soldiers without soldiers, to put it bluntly, he is a group of rabble in military uniforms, and if there are few powerful characters under him, he will definitely not be able to avenge his father!

First he set a goal, and then he lowered his stature!

Every day, with the slogan of the F3 big alley, the poor middle peasants of the whole Jiangdong are united, and the landlord class stands up! Let us put aside prejudices and disputes, grasp our ideals, and continue to strive for the creation of a harmonious, great and prosperous new South!

The so-called lower body - crawling all the way and shouting, when you see someone willing to join the army, you will stand up and kneel a few times, and then kowtow a few times.

After a long time, the people of Jiangdong have gradually felt the great ambition in Sun Ce's heart - how many people are willing to abuse their personality to such a point for the sake of their ideals? So in Sun Ce's vision, some talented people gradually appeared!

said that Dong Zhuo was in Chang'an, and when he heard that Sun Jian had already farted, he sighed loudly: "This Sun Jian is like a condom that has been pierced with a needle!" If you don't leave it in there, something will happen sooner or later! Now Liu Biao has brought this set for me, and I will get rid of the trouble of a confidant! ”

was probably very satisfied with his analogy, and then Dong Zhuo asked evilly: "How old is his son?" ”

The minister next to him replied: "From four to seventeen years old!" All kinds of flavors, wonderful endless! ”

Dong Zhuo was even more overjoyed when he heard this: "The babies who have just been replaced by diapers can also dominate Jiangdong?" I look at that, Liu Biao will soon call over, arrest these little boys, and sell them to other places! Hahaha, good! What do I have to worry about in the days to come? Haha ”

In fact, Dong Zhuo's analysis is very correct:

Yuan Shao in the north is rising, but Gongsun Zhan keeps stirring up, and it is estimated that the story of the two will continue for at least a long time!

On the Kanto side of the Central Plains, Cao Cao and his subordinates have formed a melee trend with many powerful forces, and when the fight is almost over, he will kill it himself, and the fisherman will benefit! It's wonderful!

Liu Biao in the south unexpectedly defeated Sun Jian, but Liu Biao was a vassal to the imperial court, to put it bluntly, he was a coward, and he didn't have to pay attention to it at all!

The Northwest Ma family is their own old general, and they are kind to them!

Liu Yan, the head of the southwest, turned out to be the Youzhou pastor in the north, if he hadn't agreed to Liu Yan's request to adjust Sichuan, it is estimated that it would have been ruined in the battle between Yuan Shao and Gongsun Zhan! The later Youzhou Mu Liu Yu is a vivid example! So it's too late for Liu Yan to repay his kindness!

After his wishful thinking, Dong Zhuo became more and more arrogant, and even called himself "Shang's father"! In and out of the honor guard of the Son of Heaven; Feng brother Dong Huang is the left general, the marquis, nephew Dong Huang is the servant, the general leader of the forbidden army. The Dong clan, regardless of the elder or younger, are all feudal marquises.

It is also 250 miles away from Chang'an City, don't build a dock, and 250,000 people will build it.

To put it bluntly, Hewu is a noble farmhouse! However, if the quality of the farmhouse is really high, it will be renamed - called a private club. For example, what heaven and earth, charm gold seat, etc., set nightclubs, KTV, XO, XXOO in one!

The thickness of the city is as thick as Chang'an, the palace is built, and the warehouse has been stockpiled for 20 years! also organized an audition called "Super Girl", and selected 800 folk young beauties to enrich it, and the gold and jade, colored silk, and pearls were piled up in an unknown number!

Dong Zhuo traveled back and forth to Chang'an, or once in half a month, or once a month, and the ministers were waiting to be sent outside the Hengmen; Zhuo set up a tent on the road and had a drink with the minister. This kind of behavior is completely the treatment of the emperor!

One day, Dong Zhuo went out of Hengmen, and all the officials sent a banquet, which happened to catch hundreds of deserters. Dong Zhuo immediately ordered him to cut off his hands and feet, or gouge his eyes, or cut off his tongue, or boil them in a large pot. The wailing shook the sky, and the hundred officials were stunned, but Dong Zhuo could still eat and drink and laugh freely.

On another day, Dong Zhuo sat in two rows at the 100 officials of the Provincial Taiwan Conference. After a few rounds of wine, Lu Bu walked in, and said a few words to Zhuo's ear, Dong Zhuo replied with a smile: "I see." Hurriedly ordered Lu Bu to pull Sikong Zhang Wen down to the court. Hundreds of officials are discolored. After a while, the attendant will put a red plate and hold a warm and bloody fresh chrysanthemum into the offering. The soul of a hundred officials does not possess the body. Dong Zhuo said with a smile: "Don't be surprised. That Zhang Wen knotted Yuan Shu, and wanted to harm me, because he sent someone a book, and he was wrong to be in Wu'er's first place. Therefore, it was stabbed. There is no reason to be afraid. "The officials are scattered.

Look, they have all been arrogant and domineering to this realm, just the so-called pretending to be forced - thunder on rainy days, bricks on sunny days! If you don't do more, you will kill yourself, pretend to be forced to sell Meng and ascend to heaven early!

Otochi's mouth opened wide, and he seemed to be surprised and pointed to the Bian, the twentieth grandson of Confucius, hanging in the main hall.

Zhang Han: "Nima! He's really a grandson!

As soon as the two entered the main hall, they saw a huge stone monument standing on one side! There are also words engraved on it, densely packed! Zhang Han looked sideways: "How can anyone erect a grave in his living room?" Nima, the life of the X-selling elements, we really don't understand it! ”

Yin Zhi leaned into the stele and slowly read the inscription:

[Kong Rong - the twentieth grandson of Confucius.

The seventh ancestor Kong Ba was the teacher of Emperor Yuan of the Han Dynasty, and the official was in the middle of the service.

His father, Kong Zhou, served as the lieutenant of Taishan.

When Kong Rong was young, the family sent pears to eat, and Kong Rong picked the youngest for himself! When asked the reason, he replied - my brother is older than me, so naturally I eat smaller. I grew up with my younger brother, so naturally my younger brother grew up!

When he became an adult, Kong Rong and his brother were arrested and imprisoned. But the government did not know who the two of them were convicted. Kong Rong said: "I am the one who shelters and hides the patriotic youth of May Fourth, and the guilt belongs to me." ”

The elder brother Kong Bao said: "The May Fourth youth came to me, it is not my brother's sin, the sin is mine, and I am willing." ”

When the officials asked their mothers, they said, "The older ones are responsible for the housework, and I am to blame, but in fact the May Fourth youth came to me." ”

All of them were vying to die, and the county hesitated to make a decision, so they asked the court for instructions. The edict finally condemned Kong Bao. Kong Rong is famous, and he is as famous as Tao Qiuhong and Chen Liubian in the plains, and the state and county are not yet able to make their lives with courtesy.

Later, he stuffed some money, was conscripted as a subordinate of Sikong Peng, and was appointed as a military candidate in Beizhong. But it was not enjoyable, so he continued to stuff money, served for three days, and was transferred to the general of Huben Zhonglang. Just when Dong Zhuo was in charge of the government and wanted to abolish Emperor Shao of the Han Dynasty, Kong Rong argued with him, arguing fiercely, and often had Kuang Zheng's words. Dong Zhuo held a grudge, so he turned him into a councilor, and then sent Kong Rong to Beihai, where the Yellow Turban Army was most rampant. After Kong Rong went to Beihai, he raised troops to talk about martial arts, crusaded against Zhang Rao of the Yellow Turban Army, was defeated, and transferred to Zhuxu County, and had many war achievements! Zhang Han snorted after hearing this: "Well, this Kong Rong is very good at his own YY!" And there is also Dong Zhuo's paragraph! This stone tablet of Nima is updated in time! There are still a lot of empty spaces at the bottom, ready to continue carving! I'm going to go! I really admire this forced goods! ”

At this time, a group of subordinates came in, and one person in the middle pushed a cart, which was full of pears.

Just when Zhang Han and Yin Zhi were inexplicable, a person came in from outside, and kept saying: "I also came to this stage where everyone can succeed, first of all, I would like to say hello to the two new friends - hard work!" The so-called sincere friendship comes from a steady stream of self-introduction, my name is [Kong Rong], not [Dinosaur]. I hope to become everyone's closest partner and the best friend in life in my future study and work. In order to impress the two of you a little, prepare some sweet fruits, please smile! ”

Zhang Han finally met this X-selling backbone!

Sure enough, he looks like a thief with eyebrows and rat eyes, and he looks like a traitor!

"Do you think that's very welcoming? How can anyone give pears when they meet? Do you part as soon as you meet? Zhang Han said.

"Yo! Yo! Yo! Kong Rong had a burst of yin and yang weirdness: "Social people! Where do you live? ”

"My family lives by me! I'm from Beiping, at the White Horse General Gongsun Zhan. Are you Master Kong Rong? This monument is too exaggerated, right? Zhang Han asked quirmished. After all, how can anyone remember his illustrious deeds when he is still alive on the stone monument and erect it at home?

Kong Rong saw that the other party had taken a fancy to his stone monument and replied with a smile: "How is it?" You think it's good, right? For only seventy strings of copper coins, I can get you a pair! What's more, if you develop this beauty around you, then you can get a 40% commission, which is twenty-one strings! And then after you go back to Beiping, if you develop the whole city, you will send it! ”