Lu Gong burst into tears, pulled out his sword and carved the word "miserable" on his thigh and said: "If you find my corpse and recognize me with this word, bury me alive!" ”

Kuai Liang Da replied with a smile: "Since you have arranged for you to go, if you die, what is the point?" I have a baby named [Hearthstone], so I will keep you out! ”

Lu Gong knelt on the ground: "Brother! Don't make a fuss! Hurry up, what's the solution? ”

Kuai Liang no longer deliberately delayed, so he said: "Allocate you five hundred military horses, and it is best to bring more [shooting] people to rush out of the formation, that is, Benxian Mountain." Sun Jian will lead the army to catch up, you divide a hundred people up the mountain and prepare some big stones! Then he commanded a hundred men to crouch in the forest with bows and crossbows. When the pursuers arrive, they can't run directly, but they have to run in a circle, twists and turns, and run majestically! ”

Lu Gong listened attentively: "I like your rhetorical technique!" ”

Kuai Liang continued: "When Sun Jian is led to the ambush, the arrows and stones will be fired. If you can win, you can set up a cannon, and the city will respond. If there is no pursuer, do not fire cannons, and go away day and night. The moon is not very bright tonight, and you can go out of the city at dusk! ”

Duke Lu led the strategy, led the military horses, and brought a few pretty girls on the road together!

Why do you bring a girl? Lu Gong completely follows Kuai Liang's strategy - if you win, you will **, of course, you have to take the girl! If you continue to run without a pursuer, running from south to north for such a long distance, without taking a few girls on the road, how boring is this journey? After all, my sexual orientation is still normal!

At dusk, Lu Gongmi opened the east gate and led the troops out of the city.

However, he said that Sun Jian was teaching Sun Ce a paper in the tent - "Several Guiding Opinions on How to Effectively Use Beautiful Buttocks to Successfully Attract Enemy Troops in the City to Fight".

Suddenly, I heard a shout in the distance outside: "Let's go, let's go, go!" It's September 9th! There are no girls in the south, and there are wows in the north! ”

Sun Jian hurriedly rushed out of the tent and shouted: "Grass damn, this is the rhythm of running away!" Follow me! ”

But the surrounding generals, knocking melon seeds, chattering, and hand Y, the lord suddenly ordered, who can be ready so quickly? Sun Jian couldn't let the fighter plane be lost, so he hurriedly got on his horse and took more than 30 horsemen and galloped out of the camp!

Riding his horse along the way, the sergeant next to him shouted: "That group of men and horses is heading towards Da Xian Mountain." ”

This southern part of the country is so low-lying and swampy that it is very difficult to ride a horse! But what kind of character is this Sun Jian? Big hero wow! This little thing can't bother him at all! I saw him rein in his horse and rush straight away, slap his ass and refuel, and in an instant, he changed the gear to fifth gear, and the speed was like lightning!

At this moment, after listening to the report of the soldiers around him, although the wind was whistling, he still tried his best to praise: "Not bad! Our children in Jiangdong have a high degree of education! I didn't expect you to recognize that word! That word reads "now", now now! ”

Then he felt that he was not having enough fun pretending to be forced, so he turned his face and yelled at the more than 30 riders behind him: "We must have cultivation!" Even if you are chasing the enemy, you have to learn some culture by the way! Read it with me - Song (g) Wu (u) An (an) - Da Hyeon! ”

More than thirty riders responded embarrassedly.

At the same time, Lu Gong had already heard the sound from the rear, but after all, there was some distance, and he misheard it - "Cheap!" Cheap! Cheap! ”

Lu Gong was furious and thought: My sister is so coquettish? Chasing people and swearing? I have a grass, it seems that we are shouting weakly when chasing people in Jingzhou! We usually only shout when we chase people - stand still! Don't run!

And at this time, a very crucial thing happened that gave us a very strong educational meaning - even if you have money, don't pretend!

Sun Jian is indeed awesome, very powerful, and looks like a modern Brother Honglei, but although you Sun Jian exists in the world in such an awesome form, after all, you are also a human! If it's a human being, it hurts! Although your son Sun Ce told you that you can be a shield with thick skin, it doesn't mean that your skin is really thick enough to be a shield!

What the hell is going on? Sun Jian has always been very good in order to show that he is very good, so he never disdains to ride some ordinary horses. He loves to ride a thousand miles of horses! It's the kind of person who doesn't get tired after playing for a few days and nights. Of course, his criteria for choosing a mate on land and in bed are about the same. But in any case, this habit cost him precious years!

What is the difference between a Maxima and a regular horse? Higher, faster, stronger!

Sun Jian is running with more than 30 horses at the moment, which is completely like a Lamborghini and more than 30 BYD cars! Let's not talk about whether BYD can catch up with Lamborghini, it's very good if you don't disintegrate in the process of chasing! Didn't read the report? ——The BYD owner accidentally took off the steering wheel on the highway!

Sun Jian rode quickly, threw the troops behind him far away, and rode alone, seeing that the chasing troops were not far away, so he shouted: "Hugh go!" ”

Seeing that Sun Jian no longer had pheasants, Jiaopi, Da Tianer and others around him, Lu Gong was naturally not cowardly, and pulled back Ma to fight Sun Jian.

However, the two only merged for a round, and Lu Gong walked away and flashed into the mountain road.

Sun Jian was furious and scolded behind him while continuing to chase: "Husband! Don't go! Husband! Take your life! ”

In the valley, the crow [ah~ah~] flew over Sun Jian and galloped into the mountain road, at this moment there are steep cliffs on both sides, and the front and rear roads are extremely narrow!

Sun Jian looked carefully, but he didn't see Lu Gong, there was no way, he got off the horse, unbuttoned his pants and pulled the hot on the grass, and suddenly reacted - could it be that I fell for the trick?

At this moment, a gong suddenly sounded, and the stones on the mountain fell chaotically, and the arrows in the forest were fired in unison.

Sun Jian hurriedly lifted his pants to meet the arrow and shouted: "My Sun Wentai bone is wonderful!" Qigong is practiced for 9 years! I'm afraid."

Before he finished speaking, an arrow hit his thigh, and Sun Jian covered his legs with both hands and scolded: "What a D!" Can you listen to Lao Tzu? "Washing the Pulp and Changing the Shape", I have practiced to the Yuan Infant Stage! Right now"

This sentence is not finished, and another arrow is hit, this time it is the arm!

Sun Jian knelt on the ground: "Sister Ni's!" Is there any politeness? I'm already in my infancy, and I'll be able to fly against the wind soon! ”

That's right, another arrow in the chest!

Sun Jian rushed to the street and said: "I, Sun Wentai, the Thirteenth Taibao, practiced the golden bell jar"

Another arrow exploded the chrysanthemum

Of course, Lu Gong wanted to follow international practice, found a branch, and poked Sun Jian, who fell to the ground, but saw that Sun Jian's right hand suddenly raised his middle finger, and then collapsed and smashed to the ground!

Lu Gong thought that he must not be dead yet, so he shot a few arrows at a distance of 1 meter, and all the chrysanthemums were hit! Then Lu Gong led his troops to intercept the thirty horsemen, and killed them all, grabbed the girl to his side, and bombarded them!

Probably Lu Gong felt that he had made a great contribution to killing Sun Jian, thinking that he would soon be promoted to CEO and marry Bai Fumei, his life would undergo a major change, and he became more and more excited, almost killing the girl under him!

The girl's miserable cry was painful, and it was transmitted to Xiangyang City through the sound of Cong Shan!

Huang Zu, Kuai Yue, and Cai Mao knew that Lu Dao Lu Gong had succeeded, and hurriedly led the troops out separately, and the Jiangdong armies had no main general at the moment, and when they saw that the enemy army was all killed, it was naturally chaotic. Huang Gai heard the shouts that shook the sky, and hurriedly led the troops stationed at the water's edge to come to the rescue, just in time to catch up with Huang Zu!

During this time, I only heard regular shouts, and it was because Sun Jian was besieging the city! But tonight was a panicked shout, Huang Gai knew that there must be a problem with Sun Jian's front troops, and now he ran into Huang Zu again, and his heart was even more irritable!

Once people are irritable, things will not go well! But there is one exception, such as fighting! The more annoying it is, the more fierce it gets!

At this moment, he is a raging yellow cover! easily got Huang Zu in three or two clicks.

On the other side, Cheng Pu fought to the death to protect Sun Ce, and was anxious to find a way, but met the future CEO, Lu Gong. Cheng Pu didn't explain that the horse moved forward, and before he could fight, he stabbed Lu Gong under the horse with a spear. However, if Cheng Pu knew that Sun Jian was dead at that time, and he was forced to die by the chrysanthemum in front of him, it would definitely not be as simple as just stabbing him!

The two armies fought until dawn, and each closed its own battle, and the children of Jiangdong suffered heavy casualties!

Liu Biaojun entered the city. Sun Ce found that he couldn't find his father, so he had no way to lead the army back to Hanshui.

A few days later, Sun Cefang learned that his father was dead and cried loudly in the military tent. And all the armies began to weep. [Crying] This thing is contagious, when there is a human voice with tears, a lot of emotional ones will howl together, please refer to the reaction of the audience when the contestants of various talent shows talk about their miserable life experiences.

But it's useless to cry, after all, after all, he suffered a big defeat, and Sun Jian mobilized almost all his strength in this battle, but he didn't expect to be wiped out overnight! Sun Ce is young at the moment, although he has the heart of revenge, but he has no power to slaughter thieves, so he has to take F3 back to Changsha, continue to let go of Ji Lu and plan to give birth, hoping that after a few decades, when the post-00s friends grow stronger, they will come to take revenge!

After entering Beihai and talking about their identity, Zhang Han and Yinzhi received high-standard treatment! Almost all the way, I walked the Avenue of Stars and entered the Beihai Taishou Mansion! The people on both sides of the road applauded, and some were applauding!

Zhang Han and Yin Zhi were standing at the door of the Taishou Mansion at this moment.

"It's strange to say, what kind of medicine did this Kong Rong take for the whole city? One by one, it was as if they had passed on a sale, and when they saw people, they applauded and said hello? That's too polite, isn't it? Otochi, do you remember their opening words? Zhang Han asked strangely.

Otochi raised his head and frowned at the recollection, his expression was very cute, and suddenly an exclamation mark on his head turned from gray to yellow, it seemed that this task could be completed: "Hello! also came to this stage where everyone can succeed, first of all, I would like to say hello to my two new friends - hard work! The so-called sincere friendship comes from a steady stream of self-introduction, my name is [Qi Delong], from [Longdong Wall], I hope to become everyone's closest partner and the best friend in life in the future study and work. In order to deepen the impression of the two of you, I will sing an old song for you to express the friendship between brothers - "Father"

Zhang Han: "It's a D!" Awesome! I want to see who this grandson Kong Rong is! ”

Yin Zhi's mouth opened wide, and he seemed to be surprised and pointed to the flat hanging in the main hall, the twentieth grandson of Confucius.

Zhang Han: "Nima! He's really a grandson!