On a mountain road near Zhuoxian, I saw a hero pounce on the center after exerting all his strength...

"Damn, is this the street? But I can't walk anymore! And there is no strength in the whole body! ”

That's right, this hero is our little master of crossing - Zhang Han. said that Zhang Han quickly escaped from the government, and went all the way north, but after all, he didn't even have a child on his body, and he didn't know how many overlord meals he had eaten along the way...

I saw a person passing by Zhang Han, looking and looking... Read it and watch it, and move on...

"Holy! Don't go, don't you see one lying there? Zhang Han shouted vigorously.

The man looked back: "Oh? Really personal! I thought it was a dead animal! ”

Zhang Han: "......"

Passers-by squatted down: "Little brother, what's wrong with you?" Why is it here? Aren't you hungry? ”

Zhang Han's eyes were hot, he didn't expect that there would be such an understanding person 1800 years ago, it was really endless: "Yes! I'm starving! It's just that as soon as these words came out, passers-by jumped up and were very excited!

"I knew I was hungry! I knew I was hungry! I have no money, I have nothing to eat, don't rob me! I have an old mother and daisies, and I have ideals, you must not hurt a shy and beautiful man like me! After that, he slowly retreated.

I saw that after this passer-by finished speaking, he still had a fake expression, as if he was extremely frightened and kept going backwards! Finally, the man hooked down and propped himself on the ground with his right hand, and then the whole person slowly lay on the ground, shouting: "Oops, because of your intimidation, I fell and was injured!" Lose my money! ”

Zhang Han was instantly angry and slanderous - this Nima had such an unprofessional porcelain touch 1800 years ago?

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Zhang Han unexpectedly burst out of a powerful small universe - he forgot about his fatigue and jumped up! Quickly rushed to the side of passers-by, and couldn't help but say, a violent beating!

……

"What is Brother Fang's move?" Passers-by rubbed their necks and struggled to squeeze out these words.

"Deadly scissor feet!" Zhang Leng replied coldly.

The passer-by seemed to suddenly think of something, and said excitedly: "Brother Tai, with your martial arts, coupled with your righteousness that is not falsely accused, I think you should be a person who does great things!" Or maybe you're the one who should do big things in the future! ”

Zhang Han squinted: "Damn, you kid is very good at talking!" Anyway, I'm also a foreigner, and I don't know the place here, so make a friend, what's your name? ”

When passers-by heard this, they hurriedly got up and bowed to Zhang Han very seriously and seriously: "Oh, my surname is Liu Mingbei, the word Xuande!" ”

Zhang Han was excited, got up quickly, and circled the decay in front of him five times: "You are seven feet five inches long?" Two earlobes on the shoulders? Hands over the knees? Can the eyes take care of their own ears? Face like a crown of jade? What if the lips are greased? Damn, what has to do with you! It's just an ordinary person, are you Liu Bei? ”

The passers-by in front of him also felt strange: "Huh? Why do you say that? Ever since I can remember, my mother has pulled me to meet people and say that I look like this! ”

Zhang Han was depressed, and even his mother appeared, which is similar to what history says! It seems that the person in front of him is really Liu Bei!

"Well, your mother cares about you! Belch... You? ”

"Help me apply for the non-commissioned officer exam!"

"Huh? Whatisthatmean？ Zhang Han didn't have time to think about it.

"Huh? Brother Tai, you speak too profoundly, Xuande doesn't understand it very well! By the way, you haven't asked your brother Tai Daimyo yet? ”

"The surname is Zhang Minghan, and the word is cold. Hey, although you have such a public face, who called you a corner in the future? To tell you the truth, I am the apprentice of the old immortal of Nanhua, and I am willing to assist you in seizing the world. You have to cherish others, remember to pay five insurances and one housing fund! After Zhang Han finished speaking, he found that Liu Bei had already walked away, and turned around and shouted at him: "Cold, hurry up, come to my house quickly!" ”

…

Let's say that Zhang Han has been going north for some days, and the Yellow Turban Opera Troupe has really entangled a large number of farmers and fought against the imperial court!

The horn is "Taiping Daoren", and he uses many prescriptions in the book "Taiping Qing Lingdao" to treat people, and calls himself "Daxian Brainless Teacher", of course, the word "brainless" is understood by people as "smart". With the increase of fame, Zhang Jiao easily accepted more than 300,000 believers in the Central Plains! Although these peasants have not seen Zhang Jiao's appearance, everyone's resentment towards the court is the same, and now there is a big head who has jumped out to make trouble, of course everyone has followed!

In this way, within the territory of the Han Dynasty - the sky is dead, and the yellow sky should stand; Years in Jiazi, the world is auspicious, such a flag order is everywhere!

Zhang Jiao discussed with Zhang Lala and Zhang Nostrils, and felt that the people of the world had returned to their hearts, and it was a pity not to rebel at this time! So he privately made a military flag and set a date for the uprising.

Finally, a very famous peasant uprising in Chinese history broke out on this land of China - the Yellow Turban Uprising!

Emperor Ling of the Han Dynasty sent the general He Jin to fight against him, and there were many bugs under He Jin, and those future princes from all over the country were still under the orders of the central government at this time, so in just a few days, they defeated several rebel troops!

The Yellow Turban Opera Troupe felt that if it continued like this, it would be broken by all of them, and directly gathered countless ordinary people to become a terrifying "desert escape force", with a huge momentum, and the officials and soldiers were in a hurry. He Jin quickly arranged for Zhonglang to bring in elite soldiers and crusade against the Yellow Turban Opera Troupe in three ways.

Besides, a small team of the Yellow Turban Quyi Troupe was blindfolded, and it actually hit Youzhou. Captain Zou Jing said to Liu Yan, the Taishou of Youzhou: "There are many thieves, I have few soldiers, and Ming Gong should recruit troops quickly to meet the enemy." Liu Yanran said, and immediately went out to recruit volunteers.

And Zhuo County belongs to Youzhou, and the text of the list is hanging in the bulletin board at the moment!

Zhang Han and Liu Bei were rushing home, but they saw so many people watching: "It must be selling to bury my father, let's go and see!" Liu Bei said to Zhang Han evilly, and at the same time, his eyebrows kept rising!

"Sister Ni, you will be Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty in the future, and you will be so domineering after your death, can you respect yourself now! But since it is a sale to bury his father, it must be very exciting~" Zhang Han thought.

When the two of them looked at it, it turned out to be a recruitment advertisement! The two couldn't help but sigh in disappointment.

At this time, a person flashed by, saw Bangwen, and then asked loudly: "Why do you sigh if the husband doesn't contribute to the country?" ”

Zhang Han and Liu Bei turned to look at this guy - he was eight feet long, with a leopard's head and eyes, swallow jaws and tiger whiskers, his voice was like a huge thunder, and his momentum was like a galloping horse. What's even more terrifying is that the skin is as dark as before Jackson's skin change!

"Nima, why is a showman so loud? Who are you, you! Liu Bei asked rhetorically.

The stout man replied: "My surname is Zhang Mingfei, and my name is Yide." He lives in Zhuo County, has a lot of farmland, sells wine and slaughters pigs, and specializes in making friends with the world's heroes. Just when I saw the public looking at the list, I sighed, so I asked. ”

Zhang Han's head was dizzy for a while, and he scolded: "Get out of your sister's house, change it to vernacular!" ”

But seeing that Liu Bei and this Zhang Fei did not react at all, and this Liu Bei actually accosted him: "I am a relative of the Han family, surnamed Liu, and my name is Bei." Today, I heard that the Yellow Turban advocated chaos, and I had the ambition to break the thief and settle the people, but I couldn't hate, so I sighed. ”

Zhang Tingba: "I am quite wealthy, when I recruit the villagers, and do big things with the public, how about it." ”

After the two finished their dialogue, they found Zhang Han squatting on the ground, and two lines of tears were already pouring out: "Two big brothers, I beg you!" Is it good to speak Mandarin? I don't understand it! ”

"Okay!" Liu Bei replied to Zhang Han kindly, and continued to turn to Zhang Fei: "I am a ** disciple, I want to be famous, but I don't have the ability!" ”

Zhang Fei replied: "Ability counts as a ball? Lao Tzu has money, pull a few younger brothers to unify the world with us! ”

The two looked at Zhang Han after speaking: "Understood? ”

Zhang Han: "...... Well, I'm hungry, can I eat something first? ”

So, the three friends happily went to a hotel, ordered some food, and made some wine, and ate. Of course, it was the one who flew to treat.

While eating happily, Liu Bei interrupted Zhang Han's gobbling and said, "Brother, look, a big man, pushing a car, to the door of the store to rest!" ”

"What old man's cart?" Zhang Han asked nonsense with his mouth full of meat.

I saw that after the big man entered the store and sat down, he called Xiao Er: "Hurry up and get some wine to eat, I still have to join the army!" ”

Zhang Han took a closer look at this person: he was nine feet long and his beard was two feet long; The face is like a heavy jujube, and the lips are greased; Danfeng eyes, lying silkworm eyebrows, dignified appearance, majestic. Who would this Nima be if he wasn't Guan Yu?

"Be prepared! Call the man to eat with us!" Of course, Zhang Han understood the development of the plot, but seeing that Liu Bei had no reaction, he had to remind him like this.

"Brother Fei, you're also a Lala?" Liu Bei asked depressedly.

"Damn, you know Lala? Also, why do you add a word? After Zhang Han finished speaking to Liu Bei, he glared at Zhang Fei fiercely: "From the beginning of sitting down, you kept scratching my crotch from under the table with your foot, what do you want?" ”

Liu Bei took Zhang Fei's big arm away from his shoulder: "Do you think you're the only one who is being harassed?" Isn't it strange to add a word? ”

Zhang Fei replied: "But people are afraid to do this!" ”

Zhang Han: "My sister! When I met you outside, you didn't speak in this way! Also, are you afraid of a hair? ”

Zhang Fei pointed to the red-faced man who had just entered the door: "He rubbed his tongue at me..."