"Do you still want to endure the whipping of the court? Don't you want to turn over and be your own master? Zhang Jiao splattered his saliva and stood on a stone platform in the middle of a small village.

"I've never heard such an impassioned speech from my big brother!" Zhang Bao's excited tears were about to come out, and with his heavenly voice, it definitely showed his inner admiration.

Zhang Han glanced at the audience:

A naughty child took off his pants at the moment, and was squatting on the ground to excrete vigorously, of course, his eyes were looking at Zhang Jiao.

An old man in ragged clothes, with a chaotic distribution and extremely sloppy, peeled the peanut in his hand and said to Zhang Jiao: "My chance to make a big show has arrived!" ”

An aunt who was holding a wooden bucket in her arms, which was full of freshly washed clothes, looked very excited, as if Zhang Jiao's remarks had reached her heart

"Well, Brother Jiao, I don't know how to communicate with you for a while. But you see, wouldn't it be better for us to find more middle-aged men from the village to listen to your speech? Zhang Han held back his anger and said to Zhang Jiao.

Zhang Jiao turned around: "Oh? You mean my speech can't impress them? ”

Zhang Han: "No! Of course I was impressed! It's definitely a shocking, ghostly howling language! It's just that, I think, there are too few people who are moved at the moment, and these few can't fight no matter how you look at it! ”

Zhang Jiao: "Although the eldest husband is informal, I think what Bing Liang said this time is very reasonable!" As soon as Zhang Jiao said, Zhang Liang and Zhang Baobao came up to Zhang Han's back and beat their shoulders and legs, and kept repeating: "In the future, I will have to rely on you!" ”

Zhang Han almost collapsed and said: "Our top priority now is, of course, to think of a way to let the people in the village listen!" As soon as Zhang Han finished speaking, he saw that Xiao Liu had already come down to the stage: "What's so difficult about this?" ”

I saw Xiao Liu take off half of his clothes, revealing his fragrant shoulders, adjusting his luck, and shouting: "Indecent!" ”

Half an hour later

"The court oppresses the people, and a girl like this has to live on the streets, what hope does our country have? Do you still want to endure the whipping of the imperial court? Don't you want to turn over and be your own master? Zhang Jiao splattered saliva and stood on the stone platform.

Zhang Han glanced at the audience:

At the moment, it is already overcrowded, and the audience is crowded with the prime of life in the village! Some rode on other people's backs, some lay on the ground, some struggled to stick their heads out of the cracks, some were trampled underfoot, some were sent on stretchers, some were covered in blood, and some were splashed with white foam.

However, after listening to Zhang Jiao's speech, everyone didn't seem to have any reaction!

Seeing that the situation was not good, Zhang Jiao hurriedly shouted: "Are you willing to take away your land from the government?" ”

Continue to sink.

"Are you willing to take your doll from the government?"

Continue to sink.

"Are you willing to be robbed of your wine?"

Continue to sink.

"Damn, these people who have suffered a thousand knives deserve to be farmers for the rest of their lives!" Zhang Han thought so, but saw that Zhang Bao couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed to the stage and shouted: "Are you willing to take away your woman from the government?!" ”

The audience held their breath for a while!

then

"What! The woman who snatched me! Lao Tzu is not married, but he dares to snatch Lao Tzu's woman? ”

"What? Snatch the child? Who will do the housework after that! ”

"What? The old woman who snatched my house, I fought with them! ”

"Fight! Fight! Fight! ”

There was a tsunami in the next stage, and the whole village was boiling!

"Nima, this is okay, what a cheat!" Zhang Han was dumbfounded. At this moment, there are three or five people in the crowd who are dignified and do not follow the crowd.

One of them whispered left and right, "It seems that they have miscalculated this time." I didn't expect this kid to be a mess! Thinking about it this way, the assassination of the Son of Heaven is also true! Let's do it tonight, if we can take down these leaders, we will be on the rise in the future!

Night.

"The folks are so welcoming! They have asked to join our Yellow Turban Taoism! And now we have been given a place to stay! What a sweetness! Zhang Liang said with his nostrils.

"Yes, the people are so simple, they don't have much money, and they have to settle down in such a spacious place to rest, it's really embarrassing!" Zhang Jiao looked at the sky and sighed.

"It's not good what you mean! Is this a pork roll?! Zhang Han grabbed pigweed with both hands and roared angrily.

"Huh? That can't be said! Zhang Jiao was about to continue, but Zhang Han continued: "The big husband is not informal!" No way! ”

Can you change the line? Although you were a trickster during the Three Kingdoms period, you always have to do something new, don't you? It's not a gorgeous pole dance, why don't you have some witchcraft! Always here to do these unreliable things. When the time comes, I will definitely hide from you, and save the world from crusading against you, I will be affected!

Zhang Han thought so.

"Nasty, it stinks in here. People can't stay still! And now I'm hungry. Xiao Liu covered his nose and complained coquettishly.

Zhang Liang smiled: "What's so difficult about this? Wait for Brother Liang to help you get a bottle of perfume to drip it! ”

Zhang Han: "Please, this is the countryside, you should be a farmhouse!" Return the fragrance! ”

Before he finished speaking, he saw Zhang Bao appear in front of everyone with two hangs of burnt meat. It's okay not to see the food, but when he saw this meat, Zhang Han was still feeling a little hungry: "Brother Bao still has a future!" Where did you get the meat? ”

Zhang Bao saw Zhang Han praising himself, and replied proudly: "Fang Cai was hungry, so he climbed over the wall and entered a family, and wanted to take some cooked meat and leave, but he didn't expect to be discovered by the owner of the household." ”

Zhang Han: "Damn, with your IQ and eloquence, in such a difficult environment, can you still leave with cooked meat?" Could it be that you have sold your soul? ”

Zhang Bao was inexplicable: "What's so difficult about this?" Stun and take it away! ”

Zhang Han: "Wait a minute, you mean, you stole meat, you were discovered, and then you knocked out the master and came back with something?" God, you're calling a burglary! ”

Zhang Bao: "Yes, after all, it's not a good thing, and I have suffered retribution." I was so hungry that I couldn't do it, so I ate it first, but I didn't expect that there was a newborn doll in the family who was crying and noisy, so I was not interested, so I took the meat and came back. ”

Zhang Han: "What? Newborn dolls? You knocked his master unconscious and took away the food, this mother has no milk, who will feed the doll? Hurry up and give me back this meat, I won't eat it! You won't eat it either! Brother Jiao, did you listen to me? ”

Zhang Jiaozheng gulped down the cooked meat brought back by Zhang Bao, and said with a mouth full of oil: "Hmph! Zhang Bao! That's what's wrong with you! After speaking, he took another big bite: "There are too few people to bring back!" ”

Zhang Han collapsed: "Didn't you say that you want to stand up for the people?" Why did you bully the common people? ”

Zhang Liang answered: "If we don't have enough to eat, who will help the people out?" ”

Zhang Han was extremely helpless, and he only now understood that the peasant uprising was indeed a kind of rebellion of the common people against feudal society, but this kind of rebellion had strong limitations! Because the leaders of the group are too low, they are very narrow in terms of their goals. Perhaps such behavior can win people's hearts in the short term, but after a long time, it will not achieve the goal of common prosperity on the whole, and it will naturally fall apart! Why do you suddenly feel like a professor? I was meant to be a beast!

Zhang Han was about to continue questioning, but saw Zhang Jiao suddenly approaching the temporarily erected candle, blew it out and said softly: "Someone!" ”

After a moment, Zhang Jiao said loudly in the dark: "Since you dare to come, you dare not see each other?" What kind of hero is it? ”

Zhang Han: My sister's! That's a nice thing to say, then you blow a candle with an egg!

I saw several black shadows side by side opposite the pitch-black pig roll, and one of them replied: "We are officials of the imperial court, and we were ordered to arrest a person named Zhang Han today." I don't want to disturb the people, so I only do it now. If you know each other, hand over this person, otherwise you will be killed! ”

Zhang Jiao touched the beard on his chin, and his figure was extremely tall at this moment, which reflected the spirit of the Yellow Turban Taoist boss: "Zhang Han? Hmph, you want to get someone from me? It's impossible! It's been passed out, how can I still mix? ”

Black Shadow: "Don't toast, don't eat, eat and drink!" ”

Zhang Jiao immediately hooked up: "Official, official, what does it mean is that Zhang Han is here, it's just a black light, it's not easy for us to do it, right?" It's not too late to catch it. After speaking, he suddenly changed to a serious and righteous tone: "But you can only do it, I can't help!" Otherwise, people will think that you have taken someone from me! ”

That's it, the candle was lit again, and the appearance of the black shadow man was vaguely revealed, it was indeed five middle-aged men in official uniforms, but what was strange to everyone was that Zhang Han had disappeared from the pig roll behind him.

In the woods in the dark night, a man ran desperately.

"Uncle, if you say you turn your face, you will turn your face? What a bullshit uprising, fortunately Lao Tzu is clever, just guess that you are not righteous enough! Just out of Luoyang, you should go north, didn't you tell me to find Liu Bei? He's right in the north of Yixian!