Early the next morning, Wu Tianyang was pulled up by Wang Dalun, and Wu Tianyang, who was sleepy-eyed, hurriedly asked, "General, what are we going to do?" ”

"Give a gift!" Wang Dalun said very simply.

"Gift-giving? To whom? ”

"Of course it's King Lu, didn't my father-in-law tell me not to mess around, so I'm going to give a gift, see if King Lu will look at my gift for the sake of it, and everyone will solve the problem amicably!" Wang Dalun said lightly.

After listening to Wang Dalun's words, Wu Tianyang was speechless for a while, at this time, he was temporarily cramming, was it too late? And King Lu, as a prince, is your gift rare? However, if there is a good gift, King Lu may change his mind, so he asked, "General, what are you going to give to King Lu?" ”

"Oh, look at it yourself, just the aquatic products over there in Laizhou, some salted fish and fish and shrimp!" Wang Dalun took the initiative to open the gift box and let Wu Tianyang see it.

Wu Tianyang looked at it, and felt even more speechless, can you handle these things? If you don't send yesterday's fur dog whip, it's more reliable, you send some salted fish, be careful that you can't even enter the door!

"General, shall we send this?" Wu Tianyang asked in surprise.

"Well, send goose feathers for thousands of miles, and the gift is light and affectionate! I think King Lu wants nothing, so everything is the same, these aquatic products are relatively fresh, and they are suitable for chatting about their hearts! Wang Dalun said confidently, not feeling that the things he sent were too shabby.

Wu Tianyang couldn't help but sigh in his heart, he was already mentally prepared to eat behind closed doors and be looked down upon by others, and give gifts like this. It's all luck to get in.

Wang Dalun didn't have Wu Tianyang's worries, he also said happily: "Anyway, I haven't been to the palace yet, you said that King Lu is so rich, is it even made of gold?" Do you think he will leave us to eat? I heard that he had to eat ninety-nine dishes in one meal, and I really couldn't imagine what the scene was! ”

It's good that you can get in! I still want people to keep food, pull it down! Wu Tianyang looked at Wang Dalun with complaining eyes, General Wang was not like this before, why does he look like a hillbilly who has never seen the world now?

Wu Tianyang was puzzled, but he saw Wang Dalun's face scold, and he asked, "How is it." Didn't I look like a turtle who had never seen the world? Isn't it very similar? ”

Oh. It turned out to be pretended, but you're too painful, aren't you? Isn't it fun to pretend to be a hillbilly? Wu Tianyang shook his head in his heart, pointed to the aquatic products in the car and said, "The general." Are you kidding these things too? ”

"Who said that. I'm really going to send this! In order to give this gift. I spent the night thinking about it last night, and when I went, we all had to pretend that we hadn't seen the world. Do you know the way? Wang Dalun said very seriously.

"Why do you have to pretend like this, in that case, you may not even be able to enter the gate!" Wu Tianyang finally couldn't help but persuade.

"Hehe, you don't think I'm really going to give a gift, do you? That's what I want, gone, I can't explain it now, but you'll understand later! ”

Wu Tianyang, who had a lot of questions in his heart, was dragged away by Wang Dalun, and the two walked for nearly two quarters of an hour before rushing to the palace.

Looking at the palace in front of him, Wang Dalun was speechless, King Lu really deserves to be a rich man, this gate, and this house, it is really very magnificent.

Just as Wang Dalun was looking there, the soldiers of the palace came over, and as soon as he came over, he shouted, "Hey, what are you here for?" This is King Lu's Mansion, if you don't have anything to do, you will flash me aside, and idle people are not allowed to approach! ”

Despised by a big-headed soldier! General Wang, General Wang, why do you want to change into such dirty clothes and deliberately pretend to be a hillbilly! You see, now, even a big-headed soldier dares to shout in front of you. Wu Tianyang complained very unhappily in his heart.

Wang Dalun didn't have this consciousness, he pretended to be nervous and said: "This official is the acting chief soldier of Shandong, and I came to meet King Lu today!" ”

Wang Dalun's self-reported identity surprised the guards, what would a chief soldier look like this? It's too miserable, not to mention hugging before and after the trip, at least you're not dressed right, is it impersonation?

Thinking of this, the guard drew his knife and shouted angrily at Wang Dalun: "Do you know that pretending to be an official is a serious crime? Look at you like that, and you're still a soldier! I guess the small flag is not! You are so bold that you dare to deceive King Lu's mansion! Brothers, take down these two liars! ”

Wu Tianyang is in a hurry, yes, don't talk about entering the door now, he is about to be treated as a liar, this word will make people laugh out of their big teeth! So he hurriedly shouted: "Don't be presumptuous, this is really Wang Hu, the acting chief soldier of Shandong, the official seal is here, you take it and take a good look!" ”

The guard took the official seal, looked left and right, and found that it was exactly the same as the real one, and he said suspiciously: "Where did you find someone to engrave this official seal?" It looks realistic! ”

When Wu Tianyang heard this, he couldn't smile bitterly, he shouted: "Blind your dog's eyes!" If you look at it carefully, can this be imitated? This is a great crime of killing the head, who has endured this? ”

"So, is it really Wang Hu, the acting chief soldier of Shandong?" The guard asked, confused.

"It's like a fake! Hurry up and report that Wang Hu, the acting chief soldier of Shandong, has come to meet King Lu! The report is slow, King Lu blames it, you can't afford to be a big-headed soldier! Wu Tianyang shouted loudly.

The guards looked at Wang Dalun and the others, then looked at Zhang, thought about it, and said, "You wait first, I'll take this official seal in and report it!" ”

"Hurry up, and don't lose this official seal, otherwise you won't have enough to cut off ten heads!" Wu Tianyang snorted, today's events made him depressed.

Wang Dalun didn't care, when the soldiers went in to report, he still looked around with interest, as if he didn't mind being looked down upon.

After a long time, I saw a steward eunuch come out with the guards, the chief steward had a smile on his face, and when he saw Wang Dalun, he apologized: "Oh, Mr. Wang, the subordinates are not sensible, let you wait for a long time, please don't be surprised, come, please follow me!"

Wang Dalun took the official seal and said with a smile on his face: "Don't dare, don't dare, the main reason is that I came in a hurry, which made people misunderstand!" ”

Aren't you in a hurry, out of place, with a chief military officer like you? Is it fun to pretend to be a hillbilly to trick a big-headed soldier? The chief manager complained in his heart, but with a smile on his face: "The subordinate doesn't know the true Buddha in person, this is the mistake of our palace, I will definitely teach him a good lesson in the future!" Please follow me! ”

The manager led the way in front diligently, Wang Dalun looked like a hillbilly, praised the scenery in the court, and made a fuss from time to time, which made the manager who led the way in front of him feel a burst of contempt.

The manager took the two to a waiting room, and then took Wang Dalun's gift list to inform King Lu. King Lu originally heard that Wang Dalun came to visit, and he wanted to see it, after all, where is the name of the human tree, and it can beat Kong Youde to the ground, King Lu is still very curious.

But when he looked at the gift list handed over by the manager, he couldn't help but have a crooked nose! This is also too annoying, how can I say that I am also a prince, you actually take some worthless things to give away, these salted fish, fish and shrimp, don't say that you don't eat it, your own cats don't like to eat!

This is Chi Guoguo's slap in the face, this is a clear contempt for people! You Wang Hu is simply a bold thief, you dare to use these things to abuse yourself, really when I am the prince is ornament, really when I am good-tempered?

"Go! Tell Wang Hu that this king is unwell and will not see any guests! In addition, the things he sent, he said that the king had received his heart, let him bring them back! King Lu said angrily to the chief steward.

The manager nodded and went knowingly. After a while, he came again, and he said hesitantly: "Lord Wang, he Wang Hu said that he wanted to see you, just half an hour, if you don't agree, he won't leave!" ”

"Nope! Let's just say that this king has just taken medicine and fallen asleep! King Lu said in a rough voice.

"And what if he still won't go?" The manager asked, embarrassed.

"If he loves to stay, let him stay! Don't bother with him! I'll see how long he can consume! King Lu said angrily.

The manager looked at the appearance of King Lu, and knew that he was really angry, and mourned silently for Wang Dalun in his heart, you stupid and stupid person, you won't even give a gift, I don't know how Lu Dao became this chief soldier, he is really simple-minded and has developed limbs!

So Wang Dalun and Wu Tianyang sat in the waiting room for a whole afternoon, first someone came to add some tea, and then there was no one to add tea in the back, and the whole waiting room was staring at Wang Dalun and Wu Tianyang.

How can Wu Tianyang stand it, he signaled Wang Dalun several times to simply say goodbye and leave, and it is not a way to dry up here, but Wang Dalun is like an iron heart, constantly comforting Wu Tianyang, wait, wait!

waited until the sun set, and the stomachs of both of them began to growl, Wu Tianyang really couldn't stand it, so he almost begged Wang Dalun with tears and snot, and Wang Dalun reluctantly agreed to go back.

The two of them walked all the way, and the people they met treated them both as air, and no one paid any attention to them, and when they got into the carriage and were about to leave, the guard who came came came and threw the gifts they had brought on their cart, and then snorted and left!

Wu Tianyang was furious, he pulled the guard and said, "What do you mean by this?" ”

"Our manager said, these things don't even eat cats in the house, and they still occupy space, let me return these things to you, you can take them back and eat them slowly!" The guard shook off a word and walked away without looking back.

"General, look at this ???" Wu Tianyang asked helplessly.

"Since the cats in the palace are more pampered, then throw all these things away, whoever loves it wants it! Let's go back and get ready, and come back tomorrow for gifts! ”

"What? Coming tomorrow for a gift? Wu Tianyang exclaimed loudly. (To be continued......)

PS: A moment of silence for the victims of the Kunming Railway Station! Hey, as a Yunnan native, that's all I can do!