Wu Tianyang looked at Wang Dalun with tears in his eyes, and asked reluctantly: "General, you said that we will come to give gifts tomorrow?" ”

"Of course, giving gifts is sincere, how can you give up because of people's refusal, no matter how you say it, you have to give it three times!" Wang Dalun nodded and said.

"Three times!" Wu Tianyang's heart has been snowing, his heart is cold and cold, it can't stand it once, and three times, is the cold bench in King Lu's Mansion so easy to sit on?

Wang Dalun looked at Wu Tianyang's expression, and said lightly: "Let's go, find a place to eat first, and talk about it tomorrow!" ”

When Wang Dalun returned home at night, Fang Wenjin was already waiting for him, and when he saw Wang Dalun, Fang Wenjin asked, "I heard that you went to King Lu's Mansion to give gifts today?" ”

"Hmm!"

"I heard that you were snubbed by King Lu, and you didn't even see each other?"

"Hmm!"

"I heard that all the gifts you gave were thrown out?"

"Hmm!"

Fang Wenjin shook his head and said to Wang Dalun: "I don't know what you want to do, King Lu is so easy to get along with?" ”

Wang Dalun said with a hippie smile: "Father-in-law, don't worry, you see, I didn't mess around this time, right?" I'm just giving gifts and nothing else! ”

"Hey, although you didn't mess around, but if you give a gift like this, it will become a joke after dinner for others!" Fang Wenjin can't wait to let Wang Dalun stop this stupid action, if he is laughed at, his face will not look good!

"Don't worry, the mouth grows on others, and let them say whatever he likes! What's more, I'm the laughing stock of others now! Wang Dalun said lightly.

Fang Wenjin sighed. Didn't say anything about him.

Early the next morning, Wang Dalun was about to call Wu Tianyang, but he didn't expect Wu Tianyang to rush in by himself, and as soon as he came in, he said loudly: "General, it's not good, the matter that we finally went to give gifts has now spread all over the world!" ”

"What do you say about me?" Wang Dalun asked curiously.

"Well, some say you're a hillbilly, some say you're a fool, and some say you're an iron rooster???" Wu Tianyang hurriedly said the version he heard.

"It's all pretty good. It seems that they have released all the news. Very good! ”

Wang Dalun's reaction surprised Wu Tianyang, and he didn't expect that the news was released by himself.

"General, you, why are you letting this news out?" Wu Tianyang felt that Wang Dalun was very abnormal now. There are people who orchestrate their own.

"Mountain people have their own tricks!" Wang Dalun smiled but did not answer. He smiled and said, "Let's go." Let's move on to the gift-giving! ”

"General, you won't be Laizhou's aquatic product again this time, will you?" Wu Tianyang asked cautiously.

"How is that possible? Am I that ignorant! People don't like it anymore, so I'll send it. Isn't this disgusting, this time I have worked hard to prepare a big gift, King Baolu will like it, I think all the men in the world like it, except for the eunuchs! Wang Dalun said with confidence.

After listening to Wang Dalun's words, Wu Tianyang had a very bad premonition, and he asked, "Is it a strong pill?" It's a good fit, but it doesn't sound very good! ”

"I sold the pill, and it's not sincere to send this thing!" Wang Dalun shook his head, then lifted the cloth on the carriage and said to Wu Tianyang: "The good things I selected are very good, right?" ”

"What are these things?" Wu Tianyang was suffocated by the blood, and said with a little disgust.

"This is from a donkey, this is from a fur seal, and this one is even rarer, it is from a tiger! I've prepared more than a dozen of each, you think I'm sincere enough, right? Wang Dalun said very proudly.

Wu Tianyang was stupid, he was completely stupid by Wang Dalun, is there such a way to give gifts? Although Zhang Juzheng likes this fur dog whip, how did Ximen Qing give it?

"I opened the back door and was sent in by the housekeeper!" That's what is written in the golden bottle, proving that these things can only be sent privately. You have to send it in from the front door, this is not a gift, this is a slap in the face! It's weird that people can give you a good face!

"General, you wait for me!" Wu Tianyang said with a sigh.

"What are you going to do?" Wang Dalun asked curiously.

"I'll go get some dry food first! Oh, and by the way, you have to bring some water, too! Wu Tianyang went to prepare for himself.

Now it's Wang Dalun's turn to be speechless???

When the two arrived at King Lu's mansion, they were greeted by yesterday's big-headed soldier, who snorted when they saw their arrival, and said without raising his eyelids: "My prince is unwell and is not suitable for guests, so you better go back!" ”

"This brother, you see that I was blinded by eating lard yesterday, and I actually gave away those worthless things, this is too undeserved! So I thought about it and realized my mistake, no, I repurchased the gift and came to confess my mistake to the prince! This time it was Wang Dalun's turn to take the initiative to speak.

Wang Dalun's words made Wu Tianyang on the side twitch for a while, and then in his opinion, what is Wang Dalun called admitting mistakes, and it is almost the same as not knowing that he is wrong! He can now imagine what King Lu's expression was when he saw this gift list!

When the big soldier heard this, he felt a little angry in his heart, he knew this was the case, why bother in the first place? He was thinking about it, when he saw Wang Dalun hand over a piece of silver, and said very humbly: "Trouble brother to help inform one!" ”

The big soldier took the silver, weighed it, and was very satisfied, it seems that this Wang Zongbing has finally learned to be obedient and on the road, he snorted and said: "I'll help you report it, see it or not, it's up to me!" ”

"Don't dare, don't dare, as long as you help inform it!" Wang Dalun nodded and said, looking like he had offended Shangguan alive, and now he couldn't regret it.

The big-headed soldier reported in, and King Lu, who was sitting on a chair watching the opera troupe singing, received a report from the chief manager, and snorted: "Why is he here again?" Missing! ”

"Then this gift list ???" The steward asked him if he had accepted his gift.

"Retreat??? Wait, bring me the gift list to see if it's salted fish again! King Lu was about to say that he would return the things, but when the words came to his lips, he changed his words, and he was also very curious, and he didn't know what Wang Dalun, an unfashionable person, would send this time.

"Lord Wang, see for yourself!" The manager was a little embarrassed to speak, after all, there were many maids present.

King Lu took the gift list, looked at it, and said with a wry smile: "Do you say that this Wang Hu is really stupid or pretending?" ”

"I guess it's really stupid, he sent salted fish yesterday!" The steward nodded in confirmation.

"Let him take it back, and say that this king doesn't need it!" King Lu was very angry, you blatantly sent this thing, did you say that I can't do it? We're not blowing, which time isn't full of firepower? Are you cursing me for asking for so many great supplements?

Feeling that the man's self-esteem had been seriously hit, King Lu shouted angrily: "Tell the porter in the future that he Wang Hu is here, and he doesn't need to report it, just stop me back!" ”

"Yes!" The manager immediately went to arrange it, and he said in his heart It's a pity to have these gifts, you Wang Hu will come to the point, hide a little, maybe the prince will accept it, this tiger whip legend is a big supplement, hey! It's a pity!

But his heart immediately became gloomy, because he thought of his own inadequacy, you Wang Hu sent a tiger whip in front of the eunuch, what does this mean, are you laughing at me? Therefore, the root is the eternal pain of the eunuch!

In the expectant eyes of Wang Dalun and the two, the big-headed soldier walked back with a slap mark on his face, and the manager was in a bad mood, so he gave the big-headed soldier a slap in the face, in his words, it is to let the big-headed soldier have a long memory, don't report it to anyone, and Wang Dalun will come in the future and block the car directly!

The big head soldier suffered this unwarranted disaster, and he had a bad attitude towards Wang Dalun and others, he threw the gift list directly to Wang Dalun, and said in a rough voice: "Our prince is not a guest!" And don't come in the future, you won't hurt me!" Look at what gifts you're giving! ”

Wang Dalun was dissatisfied, he shouted: "Yesterday I sent salted fish, this is my ignorance!" But look, what I've brought with me today is all good! ”

Wang Dalun simply opened the box, pointed to these things and said, "This is a fur dog whip, is this thing so easy to catch?" This is something I spent a lot of effort on, begged a lot of people, and thought of a lot of ways to get it, you say this thing can't work? ”

Wang Dalun opened another box, pointed and said, "This is a tiger whip, is the tiger easy to beat?" It's not easy to meet a male tiger, let alone get together so many! I spent three hundred taels of silver to get these things, not to mention that I couldn't buy them with money! ”

Wang Dalun came to the big soldier and said angrily: "You say, are my gifts precious? Am I very sincere to apologize to King Lu, I didn't expect King Lu to not even see his face, you say, what should I give? ”

The big-headed soldier was taken aback by Wang Dalun's sudden burst of momentum, and he said hesitantly: "I'm just a big-headed soldier, just a janitor, how do I know the way!" But our prince said that after you, he won't be seen, so don't waste this effort! ”

After the big soldier finished speaking, he immediately ran to the gate and stood, his face was very serious, and he directly treated Wang Dalun as air and ignored him.

Wu Tianyang sighed on the side and asked, "General, what should we do now?" As he spoke, he pointed to his bosom and signaled that he had prepared dry food, and that it didn't matter if he wanted to dry it here.

But Wu Tianyang's preparation was in vain, and Wang Dalun was very interested and said, "Go!" Get back! His grandmother's, since people don't like it, I use it myself, I soak all these things, I drink some every day, and I'm angry with him! ”

When Wu Tianyang heard this, he couldn't cry or laugh, he persuaded on the side: "General, you can't drink too much of this, it will hurt your body, and you are still so young!" ”

"I know it! I'll wait for me to drink it when I'm sixty, or I'll give it away, I won't believe it, no one will like these things, and such a good thing won't be able to give away! Wang Dalun said very depressedly.

"Then General, shall we come back tomorrow?" Wu Tianyang said in his heart, you should die now, right?

"Come, why don't you come, I'll prepare a new gift tomorrow!" Wang Dalun looks indomitable, and it seems that he will not give up if he doesn't give the gift! (To be continued......)