1045. Chinese Test (Chinese)
This examination for the recruitment of foreign employees by the Datang Tongwenguan may be the first Chinese professional examination in the history of the world. And this exam, although it is destined to go down in history, but now this exam must face a situation that is not grand. This examination was only an examination for the recruitment of foreign employees within the Tongwen Pavilion, not a imperial examination of the imperial court, let alone a civil service examination. These candidates for the Chinese language test cannot become officials in Datang, at most they are just senior employees. So they didn't become the ruling class, and their status was greatly reduced.
And Jingwen can only find the test location by himself, because this exam is not organized by the state. And Jingwen also put the location of the exam in the lobby of the daily diet, and the daily diet was temporarily closed for one day to conduct the exam for these people. And Jingwen promised that no matter what happened after they finished the exam, Jingwen would also invite them to a meal. This made many people very tempted, so there were more than 200 foreigners in this exam. And more than 200 foreigners are already a lot, which is quite a lot for this newly developed Datang.
"Guys, you divide the areas, the eighth level is in the first row, and then the different grades are in the back. Only those who have passed the guò level 4 or higher exam will be eligible to enter the Tongbunkan for employment. However, those who are below level 4 don't need to be too annoyed, because being able to pass the assessment already shows that you have the talent to learn Chinese, so you can also work hard, maybe you will be able to do it in two years. And our Tongwenkan recruiting foreign employees is also a long-term one, so you didn't get through guò this time, so don't be too disappointed. Jingwen said.
In this assessment, Jing Wen personally came to serve as the chief examiner to show his grandeur. Of course, Jingwen will never tell them, he wants to see what the ugliness of those foreigners is when they take the Chinese exam, and he has a feeling of being able to raise his eyebrows with this bad taste.
When the foreigners got the papers. First of all, there were the middle four examiners, who looked at the papers. They were relieved to find that these volumes were all men they knew. Because they all still know men, they are initially relieved.
"Already", "self", "巳"
What do these three words mean?
This is a question for the Chinese level 4 test, and those foreigners also took the initiative to look at the gap between these three words. As a result, one of the guys fainted on the spot, because the three words were so similar that it was almost impossible to tell the difference.
"Examiner, can you give me a ruler, I want to measure the length of the opening of these three words!" Immediately, a foreigner said.
"Pss
Xiao Wei really thought it was very interesting, this foreigner actually wanted to measure the length of the opening of these three words. It's a laughing death. Xiao Wei began to laugh very unceremoniously, and those foreigners were also confused, not knowing what it meant.
And Jingwen almost laughed out loud, but he remembered that this was the examination room, and he had to respect foreigners. But he also covered his mouth, apparently to avoid laughing himself. He had been prepared for a long time, and these guys probably didn't understand the meaning of these three words at all.
"Get him a ruler!" Jingwen said with a smile.
Soon, a ruler was delivered, and the foreigner began to take the ruler and began to measure how far the three printed openings had been opened.
And another person. The first level of his three words is over, and he soon moved on to the next question.
The second question was true/false, and the result made the guy almost faint.
"Somebody passed through several villages today, and the first village had fifty families; The second village has seventy-five households; The third village has thirty-five families; The fourth village had thirty-two households; The fifth village has 63 families. ”
"Excuse me. Someone has passed through a total of several villages today! ”
When this guy saw this question, his head immediately dizzy. After a while, he immediately began to count the number of households on his fingers.
Jingwen saw this guy counting with his fingers here, and almost burst into laughter again. This foreigner apparently did not learn home. I actually began to struggle with the number of accounts in this question. He didn't notice that the problem had anything to do with the hukou at all. And these accounts are all used to interfere with them, specifically to trap them. This kind of question is answered even by the Chinese themselves. I'm afraid they're all going to be caught, not to mention these foreigners who have just learned a foreign language?
"A drama ticket for a certain drama club, someone goes to buy it, and the dialogue is as follows."
Conductor: "How many seats do you want?" ”
Someone: "How many do you have here?" ”
Conductor: "Special, first, second, wait, wait, second class has to wait one more class." ”
Someone: "I'll take a look, wait a minute." ”
Conductor: "Don't wait, you won't have to wait any longer." ”
Someone: "Then don't wait, just ask for this!" ”
Excuse me, how many class seats did someone ask for?
And when they saw this problem, a large number of foreigners fainted, and they didn't understand how this problem was solved at all. And this is too "winding", they have to find out the true meaning of the words from so many words "etc.", but those of them who have just learned Chinese, where have they learned such a winding thing! So a large number of them began to get dizzy, and they didn't know what to do.
Jingwen was invigilating the exam above, but as a result, these guys all fainted like this, and there were less than forty people left who could answer the questions normally, and more than 200 people were "killed" by 80% at once, which made Jingwen laugh in his heart. These gringos finally realized the tragedy of learning Chinese, and Jingwen had a bad breath. And Jingwen still left a hand in the question this time, if Jingwen asks the question next time what is the famous meaning of the later generations, I'm afraid these people will hang themselves.
"Jingwen, where did you get these questions? I'm afraid that this kind of topic will cause even us Han people to have a headache! Xiao Wei said.
"Hehe, this is my talent!" Jingwen said.
"Poof--this kind of question is really deadly, you still answer those foreigners?" Xiao Wei asked with a smile.
"I'm glad to see these foreigners answer the question like this, don't you have a bad feeling?" Jingwen asked.
"No, I just feel that you are tormenting other foreign friends so much, it's too ......," Xiao Wei said embarrassedly.
"......" Jingwen had nothing to say. (To be continued......)