The happy little second force, Lu Bu, began to wait excitedly after returning home.

But after a few days without news, Lu Bu suddenly discovered that he was the god of war! It's not a standing god! My father-in-law said that he wanted to marry the beautiful "Xiaofang" to himself, why hasn't there been any movement until now? Could it be that he really helped himself inspect the goods?

The next day, Lu Bu inquired in the mansion, went into the hall, and asked the concubines. Pay attention to the word - Zhu, Prime Minister Dong's life is so happy! He basically achieved Zhang Han's dream - a house, a car, and a group of wives and concubines! The reason why he is only basically reached is because Dong Cheng Xiangmu has a wife! But in fact, a truly happy life only requires a group of concubines, and it's better not to have a wife, isn't it?

The concubine said to Lu Bu: "I came to sleep with the newcomer at night, and I haven't gotten up yet, I heard that the battle is hearty!" ”

When Lu Bu heard this, he was shocked: "Which newcomer?" ”

The concubine replied: "I heard that the name is called Mink Chan?" Look at the unfortunate name! ”

Lu Bu was furious and sneaked into Dong Zhuo's bedroom to snoop. And the concubine was very hilarious and trotted all the way to Wang Yun's mansion to receive the reward.

Diao Chan combed his hair under the window, and suddenly saw a figure in the pool outside the window, extremely tall, wearing a purple and gold crown with bunched hair!

Diao Chan didn't care, after all, his appearance, there were really many people who paused to watch, and he just scolded in his heart - I don't know where a fool came out! But it was another smile, which reminded Mink Chan of Zhang Han's expression when he first saw him.

But then I think it's wrong, how can an idiot be born so tall? That kind of animal should generally be short and fat! Only then did he react, it should be Lu Bu standing in the distance outside!

So Mink Chan deliberately frowned, made a sad and unhappy attitude, and wiped his tears with incense.

Lu Bu peeped for a long time and thought, "My sister's! Actually crying? It's my grass! My father-in-law really helped me open the bag! I'll just grass his sister! I wanted to rush out, but I didn't take a few steps before I turned back again.

Why is that? Although Lu Bu is lustful, he is not a fool! He can have today's status and run rampant in the government and the opposition, thanks to Dong Zhuo's favor! Ask yourself, in fact, Dong Zhuo is really good to himself, but now he ruined his future just because of a woman, do you have to compete with Dong Zhuo? The answer, of course, is no. What about you? There are two roads, one is a monthly income of 200,000 yuan, with identity and status. There is also one for you to be a beauty. Which do you choose? Of course it's the former, as the so-called rich are afraid of not having women?

But at this time, it happened that Dong Zhuo was sitting in the middle hall, and when he saw that Lu Bu had entered the inner room without reporting, he was sneaky at the moment, so he was very strange and asked, "What is the matter with my son standing outside?" ”

Lu Bu was startled, hurriedly withdrew his eyes looking at Mink Chan, and replied to Dong Zhuo: "Nothing! Then he stood on Dong Zhuo's side. However, although he was unwilling to argue with Dong Zhuoqi, after all, a stunning beauty was in the inner hall, how could Lu Bu not steal his eyes? I just glanced at it a few times, but I saw the woman in the embroidered curtain looking back and forth, showing half of her face slightly, and showing her love with her eyes. Lu Bu knew that it was Diao Chan, and suddenly the whole person's spirit fluttered.

Dong Zhuo slightly looked up and saw Lu Bu in such a situation, and he was suspicious in his heart - when I teased my horse in front of me? On seniority, you have to call mom to the one inside! You don't understand this? Fengxian, it seems that you are still [rabbit-young, rabbit-******]. After a while, Dong Zhuo saw that Lu Bu was still there, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he said, "Feng Xian has nothing to do and retreat!" Lu Bu had no choice but to come out.

This Dong Zhuo has been fascinated by lust since he accepted Diao Chan, and he has not been out of the council for more than a month, and the government and the opposition have discussed a lot. But it's all. If you can't get Mink Chan, Dong Zhuo won't be a director, okay? The reason why public opinion is so strong is not because of Wang Yun, who is sunny on the outside and trivial on the inside.

Always playing in bed, Dong Zhuo finally contracted hemorrhoids (don't spray, it's sick anyway), can't love love, Diao Chan is overjoyed, but the task has to continue, just know that the other party can't do animal desire, but it is also an extremely exciting thing for her! After all, after Mink Chan decided to think about the world's society, he worked all day and night to untie his clothes and welcome him. But if you think about it carefully, it seems that the mother of the country in every dynasty has done this kind of thing.

Lu Bu went in to greet him, just as Dong Zhuo was already asleep. Seeing that the time was ripe, Diao Chan hurriedly leaned out of the back of the bed and made a difficult heart-painting move like the Little Tigers' dumb dance:

[Look at Lu Bu first, and then finger your heart!] ] [Finger Dong Zhuo again, and then cry! These two actions of Nima are absolutely against the sky! In other words, if your horse made such a move in front of you, wouldn't you rush out and kill the accused man? Lu Bu answered for you - it must be killed! At this moment, Lu Bu's heart was already sparse and broken.

And at this time, the man with hemorrhoids who died opened his eyes dimly, and when he saw Lu Bu staring at the bed, he couldn't take his eyes off it! So I turned around and saw Diao Chan standing behind the bed. Dong Zhuo was furious and scolded Lu Bu: "You dare to play me love Ji Ye!" Then he called on the left and right to expel Lu Bu and warned him not to enter the court in the future!

Lu Bu returned angrily, and on the way back, he happened to meet Li Ru and told him the reason.

Li Ru vaguely felt bad when he heard it - Luoyang Fang abandoned it before returning to Chang'an! The princes of the world are fighting hotly, and it is time to take advantage of the situation to eliminate the close potential! A fierce general like Lu Bu came in handy, how could such a critical moment allow this master and servant to have problems in the relationship?

Li Ru has been an official for many years, and he is familiar with the officialdom, and he understands the situation in the world better, so he rushed to see Dong Zhuo, and said directly without kneeling: "The Taishi wants to take the world, why do you blame Wenhou for being too small?" If his heart changes, big things will go. ”

Dong Zhuo was extremely unhappy: "Lao Tzu was cuckolded by his son!" This matter has been reported, how can I mix it up? If I ascend the throne one day, then Mink Chan is considered a queen, or a princess? ”

Li Ru replied: "How can a mere woman talk to each other about major events in the world? I advise the lord to hurry up and give Lu Bu a golden silk, good words to comfort him, naturally big things turn into small things, and small things turn into nothing! ”

Dong Zhuo thinks about it, after all, he has been dominating the world for more than 20 years, and today's achievements are indeed fought with one knife and one gun! At this moment, the general trend is undecided, but he has cooled his heart because of a woman, this kind of thing can only be done by a faint king! And he is a person who is determined to sweep Liuhe, how can he covet this beauty?

After a few days, Dong Zhuo's hemorrhoids became more and more serious, and he was about to reward Lu Bu, but he happened to come to visit Emperor Han Xian, so he could only give up temporarily. Lu Bu accompanied him with the halberd, and when he saw Dong Zhuo and Emperor Han Xian talking together, he carried the halberd into the back hall and went to look for Diao Chan.

After walking a few steps, I saw Mink Chan standing in the back garden by the Fengyi Pavilion to feed the fish. Mink Chan raised his eyes, but saw that Lu Bu had arrived, so he hurriedly divided the flowers and whisked the willows, really like the fairy of the Moon Palace!

Mink Chan wept and said, "Although I am not Wang Situ's own daughter, he treats me as if I have come out. Since seeing the general, the concubine has fulfilled her life wishes. Whoever wants to have a bad heart will defile the concubine, and the concubine will die if he hates it; Because he didn't have a secret with the general, he endured humiliation and secretly lived. I am fortunate to see that the concubine's wish is over! This body has been dirty, and he cannot return to serve the hero, and he is willing to die in front of the king, so as to show his concubine ambition! After that, he climbed the pavilion railing with his hand and jumped at the lotus pond.

Lu Bu hurriedly hugged it, and two lines of tears welled up: "I know that you have been in your heart for a long time!" I just hate and can't talk together! Besides, Zen! The water in this pool is very shallow, I'm afraid that if you jump into it, you won't be able to die and only get seriously injured! ”

Diao Chanjiao patted Lu Bu for a moment: "Let's get to the point, I love to interrupt" and then continued to turn a crying face: "The concubine can't be married to the king in this life, and I wish to meet in the next life." ”

When Lu Bu saw that Mink Chan said this, he naturally replied arrogantly: "I can't take you as my wife in this life, and I am not a hero!" ”

Then both of them burst into tears, and inserted the halberd into the floor tile - PS: Mink Zen is actually really not easy, a man like this kind of stone can be inserted, how violent will it be in bed?

Lu Bu turned around and hugged Diao Chan, and the two leaned against each other, unable to bear to be separated. The background music is constantly playing - you are the wind and I am the sand, marry you and go home and kill your father

But he said that Dong Zhuo had chatted with the emperor in the house for a long time, but he hadn't seen Lu Bu for a long time, and he doubted in his heart - Nima, could it be that this forced person to tease his future mother again? Fengxian, Fengxian, could it be that you still have a nickname - not ** uncomfortable sky? I really want you to turn hostility into a basic relationship, but why don't you keep giving me face?

Then Dong Zhuo hurriedly resigned from the emperor and entered the back garden, where he saw Lu Bu and Diao Chan talking together under the Fengyi Pavilion, and the halberd was leaning on the side! This kind of picture is really meaningful—a man and a woman are in love, and there is a weapon standing upright next to the ground

Dong Zhuo shouted angrily: "[Disdainful District]! ”

Lu Bu was shocked when he saw Dong Zhuo suddenly! In fact, people who have experienced this situation generally have some sexual diseases, such as impotence. In other words, you are hugging the beauty with lust, and then your father appears and scolds your beauty [Disdainful Zone]! Will you still be able to get an erection in the future?

Lu Bu turned around and left. Dong Zhuo picked up the halberd and hurried over, but seeing that he couldn't catch up, he threw the halberd and stabbed at Lu Bu.

What kind of skill is Lu Bu? Knock the halberd to the ground with a random flick, and then continue to run without saying a word!

Dong Zhuo yelled at Lu Bu's back: "Lu Fengxian in the second class of three years!" Come to the teaching office now! Then he continued to pick up the halberd and rushed out of the garden gate, but saw a person rushing forward and collided with Dong Zhuo's chest, and both of them fell to the ground

The dark clouds of civil strife on the Chang'an side continue to gather, and Zhang Han on the Hebei side is preparing to show his skills! Since Mi Zhu came to ask for help, Zhang Han sent fast horses to Beiping every day to explain the situation in Xuzhou to Gongsun Zan and Liu Bei! Of course, there are two copies of this epistle, each with a different content!

What was handed to Gongsun Chan was to write down the situation in the Central Plains and tell Gongsun Chan that Xuzhou had to be saved!

What was handed to Liu Bei was to write that the timing was good, Xuzhou was fat, and if you don't take it for nothing, you won't take it, and this rescue is just an opportunity!

After waiting for almost half a month, I finally saw a long dragon of troops from the north heading out of Beihai City!

Kong Rong, Zhang Han and others went out of the city to greet them, Liu Bei took off his cloak and patted the dust, then pulled Zhang Han towards the few people: "It's cold!" Are you kidding? 300,000 yellow turban thieves gathered near Xuzhou! Gongsun Zhan's evil obstacle only allocated 20,000 soldiers and horses to me, how can I stop it? ”

Zhang Han was shocked and replied, "What? Since this forced force promised to rescue, why only divide this army? No sincerity! ”

Liu Bei replied: "Are you stupid to be Gongsun Zhan? People who can make a fortune in the north are more or less people with a bit of brains! How could a large army be sent to the rescue today because of a word of rescue? If it weren't for the fact that Gongsun Chan always forced me to lead the army to provoke Yuan Shao, I wouldn't have approved of coming to the rescue! ”

Zhang Han sighed after hearing this: "Sure enough, they are not fuel-efficient lamps!" There are many people in Xuzhou, and the ship business is developed, it is really a good base! It's just that I didn't expect Gongsun Chan to be so cunning! But it's normal to think about it, when we didn't have any strength at the beginning, he transferred Guan Guan and Feifei away to help! This is forced to never trade at a loss! ”

At this time, a familiar figure approached Zhang Han with a strong smell of flower water: "It's cold!" Kill me! By the way, why are you so sure that Xuzhou is very developed? Have you been? Have you ever lived? Or are you a god who can predict the future? ”