Xuzhou Thorn Mansion.

A strange-looking old man was banging his forehead, his eyebrows furrowed, and it seemed that he had a big problem. On the side, a strong man finally couldn't bear it anymore and stepped forward: "Zang Ba is willing to lead the army to fight to solve the urgent need of assassination!" ”

And who is that old man? He is Xuzhou Thorn Shi Taoqian.

Tao Qian actually doesn't have any special skills, but he has one less advantage - stability! To put it nicely, it is [stable], to put it bluntly, in fact, he has the same virtue as Liu Biao - timid and afraid of things and has no ambitions.

Tao Qian didn't seem to listen to Zang Ba's invitation at all, and in the face of the pressure at the moment, he just kept reading his resume in his mind:

When I was a teenager, I was like a dazzling daisy that bloomed hot, and my personality was so debauched and uninhibited! I like to do things like pulling little girls' braids and stuffing stool into other people's buns. Notoriety! But there is a saying that men are not bad, women are not loved! At that time, the daughter of a wealthy family in the capital took a fancy to herself.

2, because he entered a wealthy family and filmed "The Temptation of the Husband", he is also popular in the capital. When he was 40 years old, his wife paid bribes, so he embarked on the road to move to Youzhou to work, and of course, he met his best friend Gongsun Zhan!

3. Then the Yellow Turban Rebellion broke out, and he had prepared enough food for ten years, and he was reluctant to send troops to meet the enemy. As a result, after the war, he was given a "Professional City Defending Award", and he was actually named the Xuzhou Thorn History!

And now the problem Tao Qian is facing is that the 300,000 Yellow Turban Army besieging Yanzhou has turned the spearhead and is coming straight to Xuzhou!

"If you can, try not to fight. The people of Xuzhou haven't had a good life for a few days! If the soldiers meet each other, will they not be ruined? I mean, why don't you bring in some rescuers! Tao Qian expressed his thoughts.

At this time, there were two people in the hall, Zang Ba, a Taishan man who died in the East China Sea, and Mi Zhu, a wealthy man and ** representative of Xuzhou.

Let's talk about this Zang Ba first, he is definitely willing to send troops to meet the enemy immediately! After all, Tao Qian is kind to himself, and because the 300,000 yellow scarves outside are all his fellow villagers in Shandong! If you use the Mind Attack Scheme, it can be dismantled immediately!

And the other person Mi Zhu, he does not advocate hard fighting! After all, he is the first person on the Xuzhou Forbes rich list, and if he fights, he will inevitably let himself donate money and food. Don't fight, if the city is besieged, all his belongings will be under the sword of the chaotic army, so he strongly advocates asking for reinforcements!

At this moment, Mi Zhu saw that Tao Qian and himself thought of going together, so he said: "The princes of the world are divided into two factions - the powerful faction Gongsun Zhan, Yuan Shu, and Sun Jian, and the idol faction is Yuan Shao and Cao Cao. Lord, you have some relationship with Gongsun Zhan, so we have already joined the powerful faction by default! I am willing to go to Beiping on behalf of the lord and ask that Gongsun Zan to send troops to Xuzhou to fight against these 300,000 yellow turban thieves together! ”

Tao Qian sighed: "Hey! Why don't I think so? But it backfired, first Jiangdong Sun Jian's chrysanthemum exploded under the arrows of Sergeant Liu Biao, and then Yuan Shaojie Bridge poked Ju Xiansheng Gongsun Zan a game, and recently Liu Biao forced Yuan Shu away! Hey, our allies are losing! At this time, I asked Gongsun Chan for help, I was afraid that he would not agree! ”

Mi Zhu smiled back: "Definitely! The more difficult it is, the more it will be rescued! has already gone off and off, and it is even more important to Xuzhou, which is the lord! How can Gongsun Chan not be saved? ”

Tao Qian thought about it and felt that there was no other way, so on the one hand, he arranged for Zang Ba to select the elite to meet the enemy at the same time, and on the other hand, he sent Mi Zhu to prepare enough dry food and go to Beiping

Half a month later, the North Sea.

"Report! Catch a suspicious person! A soldier wiped his nose and rushed all the way.

Kong Rong is drinking with Zhang Han, Guan Guan, Yun'er, and Tai Shici at the moment, yes, the celebration of the last big victory is still going on

Zhang Han couldn't drink it for a long time, his face was flushed, and he was nauseous and vomiting! I have been drinking for the past few days, and I owe Yin Zhi at night, and the day before yesterday, Zhang Han also saw a few cucumbers hidden under Yin Zhi's pillow, but he couldn't bear to ask.

"Oh? Can the tracks be suspicious? It's suspicious for a lifetime! Bring it on! Zhang Han hurriedly put down the wine glass, just blocking Guan Guan's toast.

Then as soon as the guy who was tied up as "flesh and blood" rolled in, he kept shouting: "I am the minister of Xuzhou Thorn History!" ”

"Tut-tut, this flowery~ Dinosaur brother, your soldiers' [bundle love] kung fu is quite high!" Zhang Han said with a smile.

Kong Rong looked proud: "Both material and spiritual harvest, this is the slogan of Beihai, a place where everyone can succeed!" ”

Guan Guan was puzzled: "MONEY AND FLESH AND FLESH DOUBLE HARVEST? ”

Yun'er swallowed a sip of wine: "The translation is incisive!" ”

At this time, the guy who was tied up couldn't listen anymore and shouted: "Damn! You guys are hairy! I'm going to Beiping, why are you arresting me! Xuzhou in the south was besieged by 300,000 Yellow Turban troops, and the situation was very urgent! ”

Zhang Han raised his eyebrows and thought: Xuzhou? Could it be where Tao Qian stayed? Wow, probably in history, it was because of saving Tao Qian that Liu Bei entered Xuzhou, right? What a great opportunity! If I can take such a piece of land in Xuzhou, coupled with my friendship with Cao Cao, maybe Xiao Liu will no longer have to live under the fence!

After thinking about it, Zhang Han asked, "Your surname is Ma Gui?" Why should I believe you? ”

The people on the ground hurriedly replied: "Mi Zhu, a rich merchant in Xiaxuzhou! ”

Zhang Han immediately said, "Okay! I believe in you! Then he came over to help Mi Zhu loosen his ties, and even Mi Zhu himself couldn't believe it - why is it so easy? It seems that there is no lack of trust in the world, but there is a lack of courage to communicate!

Everyone frowned and said in unison, "Is it too child's play to be cold?" ”

Zhang Han replied while untying the rope: "Mi Zhu two words, which of you can write?" ”

Kong Rong - rice pig?

Guan Guan - Honey Pig?

Yun'er - Mimi boiled?

Tai Shi Ci - Okay, I'll admit that I can't read.

Zhang Han pulled Mi Zhu up and said, "Look! It's all wrong! These two words are hard to write! Then he looked at Mi Zhu and said with a sincere face: "If it's fake, why make up such a name?" Wouldn't you just make up one? For example, Zhang Fei? ”

In the palace of Wang Yun of Chang'an.

Wang Yun held a cup and congratulated Dong Zhuo: "Yun has been practicing astronomy since he was a child, watching dry elephants at night, and the Han family has exhausted his qi. The merits of the Taishi are vibrated in the world, if Shun receives Yao, Yu succeeds Shun, which is in line with the will of the heavens. ”

Dong Zhuoyi raised his eyebrows and replied: "An dare to look at this!" ”

Of course, Wang Yun saw what the thief was thinking, so he continued to pat himself: "Since ancient times, there has been a way to cut down no way, and there is no virtue to make virtue, how can it be too much!" ”

Dong Zhuo laughed: "If the destiny of heaven belongs to me, Situ should be the father." ”

Wang Yun hurriedly thanked him, and then immediately ordered someone to put down the curtain, and ordered the sable cicada to dance outside the curtain! Looming is a man's death hole! You don't agree? I'LL JUST ASK YOU - BEAUTIFUL LEGS + STOCKINGS + BEAUTIFUL BUTTOCKS, ARE YOU STILL HOLDING IT?

And Wang Yun, an old man, not only plays with this kind of sexy temptation, but he also plays elegant! Mink Chan was dancing on the one hand, and there were people with poems on the other side to help the fun - it was originally a person from Zhaoyang Palace, and he turned his palm in his hand, only to fly over Dongting Chun. According to the "Liangzhou" lotus step steadily, the good flower wind is new, and the painting hall is fragrant and warm. The red teeth urged Yan Fei to be busy, and a cloud came to the painting hall. Mei Dai contributed to the hatred of the wanderer, and his face was first broken by the intestines of the deceased. Yu Qian doesn't buy a daughter's smile, why do you need a hundred treasures for willow belt. After the dance, I peeked through the curtain, and I don't know who is the king of Chuxiang.

This kind of poetic phrase is completely the rhythm of untempered chastity! Dong Zhuo is no longer educated, and he can hear it!

After the dance, Diao Chan turned into the curtain and bowed deeply.

Dong Zhuo saw that Diao Chan was beautiful in color, and immediately entered the chaotic state of Lu Bu before, and even put his right hand straight into the crotch of his pants and raised it up and down while asking, "Who is this woman?" ”

Wang Yun was overjoyed in his heart, and replied: "Kabuki (actually a prostitute, let's keep a low profile here) Diao Chan also." ”

Dong Zhuo listened, and his right hand had already entered the second round of fighting. But he continued to ask: "How young is it?" ”

You see, such a perverted murderer can ask such cultured words in front of beautiful women! Still young? Why don't you ask about the crotch function? So keep in mind – men's appearances are fake, and the truth is how they behave after taking off their clothes and fitting them!

Diao Chan smiled lightly: "The concubine is twenty-eight years old." ”

Dong Zhuo was overjoyed: "The true immortals are also among the people!" ”

Wang Yun immediately started to act as a trafficker again: "Wang Yun wants to sacrifice this woman to the Taishi, but he has not tried to accommodate it?" ”

Dong Zhuo pulled Mink Chan's hand and touched it for a while, and the right hand was covered with slime and jade hand: "Na!" Accept! ”

Mink Chan was disgusted for a while, but he thought of repaying the grace of saving love, and thought of the people in the world, so he patiently replied: "I am blessed to be able to serve the Taishi." Tonight I wish to follow"

Dong Zhuo thanked Wang Yun again and again, didn't even eat the rest of the wine and food, and went back to the Prime Minister's Mansion directly with Diao Chan.

Seeing that the time was ripe, Wang Yun immediately ordered someone to report to Lu Bu!

Sure enough, it was only a moment, and there were only two lines of red lights outside Wang Yun's mansion, Lu Bu came on horseback with a halberd, and when he entered the mansion, he grabbed Wang Yun's shirt and asked sharply: "Situ promised me with Diao Chan, and now he sent it to the Taishi to tease me?" Is it a test of my feelings or a test of my temper? Hey! I also told you, I, Lu Bu, have a temper tantrum! ”

Wang Yun hurriedly stopped and replied: "Why does the general blame the old man? Yesterday, the master was in the court and said to the old man, 'I have something to do, and I will come to your house tomorrow.' So Yun prepared a small feast and waited. In the middle of drinking, the Taishi said, 'I heard that you have a daughter, whose name is Diao Chan, and I have promised my son to serve first. I am afraid that you will not be able to say it, so I have come to ask for it, and please see you. The old man didn't dare to disobey, and followed the sable cicada out to worship his father-in-law. The Taishi said: 'Today's good day, I should take this girl back and match her with Fengxian.' 'The general tried to think: The master is here in person, how dare the old man push back? ”

LU BU FELT THAT IT WAS WANG YUN WHO WAS HIS FAULT, AND THOUGHT THAT HIS FATHER-IN-LAW DONG ZHUO WAS ALSO WELL-INTENTIONED, SO HE SAID "SORRY" AND LEFT. Only Wang Yun was left alone to stand in the night, and a few big words gradually appeared in Wang Yun's background - we ordinary people are really happy today!