Changan.

Wang Yun selected about 30 pieces of valuable jewelry collected in his home, and then found the miscellaneous goods NPC and instructed him to inlay all these jewels on a gold crown, and then sent someone to secretly send them to Lu Bu's residence!

Lu Bu was overjoyed and personally went to Wang Yun's house to thank him.

Wang Yun saw that he was stupid, so he hurriedly served the prepared delicacies, and chatted with Lu Bu while eating!

After taking a sip of warm wine, Lu Bu arched his fist and said: "I am just a general of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and Situ is a minister of the imperial court, why is he so loving?" ”

Wang Yun said: "Hey! Bong-sen, what are these words! It's just a gold crown! By the way, why didn't Feng Xian come with the golden crown today? ”

Lu Bu snapped his fingers, only to see the two entourages come out with their difficult hands holding out the shining purple gold crown, and Lu Bu replied: "Lord Wang, it's not that I don't bring it!" Your jewels are so valuable~ and they're really expensive and heavy! After all the inlays are on this hat, it weighs at least dozens of pounds! How do you tell me to bring it up? ”

Wang Yun laughed when he heard it, not only to hide his embarrassment, but also to set off the atmosphere and say: "There is no other hero under Fang today, only the general's ear." I am not a general, but a general. ”

Although Lu Bu was full of smiles, he didn't answer, thinking: Nima, an old immortal, could it be that he has taken a fancy to me? No, I have to refuse this old guy directly, and save my life of wisdom and ruin!

So Lu Bu put down the wine glass and said, "Lord Situ has won the award, in fact, I am sick. ”

Wang Yun's wine spouted out, splashing Lu Bu's face: "Oh, Feng Xian is really different, and he is also full of energy between talking and laughing!" Such jokes are really hilarious! ”

As soon as Wang Yun said that, the attendants on the left and right also began to laugh fakely, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.

Wang Yun relieved this somewhat cold scene, and said with a smile: "I will have any medicine for Fengxian's illness!" ”

Lu Bu: "If you have any medicine, I will have any disease!" "Then I thought: Nima, I'll see how you pick it up!

An attendant next to him shouted, "Good! Look at what this tongue twister says."

Wang Yun glanced at the attendant and said, "I have viagra!" ”

Lu Bu: "Damn, are you helping me solve the problem, or are you casting the problem?" I, Lu Bu, am also handsome and chic, graceful, Yushu Linfeng, young and golden, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the United States, lonely master, invulnerable, self-respecting, jade-faced Langjun, invincible, brave and fearless, King Kong is not bad, wise and martial, a hundred fights are not dead, heroes in chivalry, dragons and phoenixes among people, affectionate and righteous, courageous and colorful, unparalleled in the world, cool and handsome, exemplary people, honest and credible, generous in conversation, graceful, domineering, noble temperament, single nobles, and appearance! Do you now say you have Viagra, or do you heal me? How can I mix it up? What do I think of those little, hens, etc. in my house? ”

The attendant shouted again: "Good! When I was a child, I said that I was under the flyover! ”

Lu Bu threw a punch, and the attendant - oops~ It hurts! To die, to die, to die.

Silence returned to the world.

Wang Yun saw that something was going on, and hurriedly retreated, leaving only a few concubines to persuade him to drink.

After a few rounds of wine, Wang Yun saw Lu Bu with peach blossoms on his face, and estimated that the state was coming, so he clapped his hands and said, "Call my child." ”

After a while, Er Qingyi led Diao Chan to make up beautifully. Mink Chan is wearing a pink rose incense robe tonight, covered with an emerald green smoke yarn loose flower skirt, tied into a big bow with gold silk soft smoke around the waist, and the sideburns are low and obliquely inserted into the jasper and phoenix hairpins, showing a slender and demonic charm that seduces people's souls. Bixia Luo, which is embroidered with a phoenix in yellow, mops the pink smoke gauze skirt on the floor, holds Luo Cui's soft yarn, and inserts a peony flower obliquely in the wind bun and fog temples. The turquoise emerald smoke shirt, the scattered flower mist and green grass pleated skirt, the body is dressed in the emerald water thin smoke veil, the shoulders are shaved into the waist, and the skin is like a condensed fat gas like a quiet orchid. Coquettish and boneless.

Lu Bu had already lost his soul, and then he looked at Mink Chan folding his waist in a slight step, showing a bright wrist in a light yarn. The eyes are full of spring water, and the jasper dragon and phoenix hairpin is obliquely inserted on the head. The fragrant jade is tender and delicate, and the fingers are like cutting the root of the onion, such as containing Zhu Dan, and the smile is moving. The face of the spring water is like clotted fat, the white peony smoke Luo soft yarn, the white mopping smoke cage plum blossom water skirt, the body is soft smoke, and it is really a bit of a powdery and crispy and delicate taste.

Lu Bu wiped the saliva on his lips and asked in surprise: "This girl is not!" Who is this girl? ”

Wang Yun saw the ** set, and hurriedly replied: "The little girl Diao Chan is also." General Yunmeng was wrong to love him, and he was not a close relative, so he was ordered to meet the general. Then he instructed Diao Chan to hold the cup for Lu Bu - the so-called reluctant daughter, can't be **!

Diao Chan entered and exited the Fengju Pavilion earlier, and this ability to hook a man's soul has long been practiced! At this moment, sending wine and cloth, the two eyebrows are eyebrows, and the crotch of Lu Bu's pants is already a failure!

Seeing this, Wang Yun pretended to be drunk and said to Mink Chan: "The child and the general have a few drinks. My family is all relying on generals! ”

When Lu Bu heard this, he saw that Wang Yun was completely like a mother, so he no longer pretended to be a righteous gentleman, and wiped his nose: "Ermine Zen!" Come and sit down, sit on my brother's side! ”

If you want to capture the soul, it is the top decision to hook the soul**, how can Diao Chan forget? So he pretended not to sit down, and he twisted it, and when he saw that Lu Bu wanted to take off his pants directly, he soared into the sky!

Of course, Wang Yun saw through the mink chan trick, so he said: "General, my best friend, why don't you sit down." ”

Diao Chan finally sat on Lu Bu's side. Lu Bu looked at this intently, drank a few more cups, and allowed to point to Mink Zen (fortunately, it is called Mink Zen, not chicken nuggets!). Otherwise, it would have to be written as "Yun Zhi Chicken Nuggets") and said: "I want to give this woman to the general as a concubine, do you want to accept it?" ”

Mink Chan hurriedly pretended to be shocked, and said in a loud voice: "Oops, father"

When Lu Bu heard this, the joy of the whole person reached its peak! Hurriedly attended, but this was too excited, and he tripped and fell to the ground, and saw Mink Chan "fluttering" and laughing! This smile hooked Lu Bu's only remaining consciousness again!

Lu Bu hurriedly said: "If this is the case, Bu should serve as a dog and horse!" ”

When Wang Yun heard this, he said, "Is this true? ”

Lu Bu hurriedly replied: "Really! Seriously! It's the kind of howling anyway! Absolute! It's a must! Please choose a good day sooner or later! ”

Lu Bu was overjoyed, and frequently looked at Diao Chan. Diao Chan also sends love with autumn waves.

After a while, Wang Yun said: "I wanted to stay with the general, but I was afraid that the master would be suspicious." ”

Lu Bu even bowed and thanked him repeatedly, it was night, Lu Bu roared Mink Chan Mingzi and lit the lamps of the seven concubines, and Mink Chan was tearful thinking that the old man had not slept all night

Yanzhou.

Bao Xin shook his head and looked at Cao Cao: "Brother Mengde, we should fight hooligans!" Dong Zhuo can't beat him, Yuan Shao can't beat him! ”

The generals looked at this transfer student and couldn't help muttering in their hearts: Nima's surname? Think that sending tens of thousands of troops is qualified to chirp here?

Cao Cao touched Cao Hong's beard, and then made a thought! Bao Xin understood Cao Cao's hesitation, so he explained: "Yuan Shao coerced Han Fu and seized Jizhou, when the traitor Dong Zhuo subverted the royal family, the heroes and heroes angrily joined the chrysanthemums to confront, and the reason why the world responded was because of the righteousness!" Now that Yuan Shao disregards the old covenant of the alliance and uses his power to seize Ji and Youyou for his own personal gain, it seems that sooner or later the world will be in turmoil. If we fight against him, then we must cross the Yellow River in the north, I am afraid that we will not be able to do it, dare to ask how many people here can swim? ”

The northern men in the house bowed their heads in inferiority.

Bao Xin continued: "But if you are in the same stream with Yuan Shao, then how can it be justified? What will those who have been ravaged by him think of us? So let's not have anything to do with Yuan Shao for the time being, and when the time is ripe, we will beat him! And now south of the Yellow River, nearly 300,000 remnants of the Yellow Turban in Qingzhou are gathered near Yanzhou, which is the real big trouble! ”

Cao Cao's eyes flashed: "Bao Xin's words won my heart!" I agree with all five limbs! Then this resolution will "

Bao Xin looked at everyone proudly, after all, his opinion was adopted! Cao Cao was halfway through his words, took off his sword, and threw it on the ground: "I have made up my mind!" Today's decisions are made in the direction of the hilt! ”

Bao Xin vomited blood and thought: Feelings Lao Tzu just said all the words in vain? Do you still play with this kind of heavenly thing?

On the other hand, the generals also leaned forward and backwards with laughter! Not for anything else, just laughing at the Bao Xin strategy was ridiculed by the lord.

"The hilt of the sword points to the east, then we will destroy the yellow turban in the east and judge the chaos! If it refers to other directions, then we will hit Yuan Shao! What do you think? Cao Cao asked.

Bao Xin spat out another mouthful of blood: "The lord is fair and strict, especially the decision-making method is even more unexpected!" Awesome! "I thought to myself—I'm going to grass! I only have a 1/4 chance of winning!

Cao Cao turned the sword body in satisfaction, and the sword immediately drew a circle on the ground!

"East! East! East! Bao Xin kept shouting at the sword!

"Don't East! Don't East! Don't East! "The generals shouted at the sword!

Seeing that the sword was gradually slowing down, the hilt was also spinning in the most backward direction!

Bao Xin looked at the sword very depressed, because the hilt of the sword was almost no longer turning, but it deviated from the east direction a lot, a lot!

The generals were laughing wildly in their hearts, and they were all waiting for Bao Xin to make a fool of himself! Call you like to perform! Depressed, right? The boss doesn't want to bird you at all!

Seeing that the hilt of the sword was about to stop in the western direction, Cao Cao suddenly said to everyone, "What do you want to eat tonight?" ”

Of course, the generals raised their eyes and replied to Cao Cao: "Whatever!" You can eat whatever you want! ”

Cao Cao listened to the joy and withdrew the little foot that was not noticed by everyone: "Then how about eating some new tricks of tofu ru watermelon?" After that, he looked down at the bottom of the lun, pretended to be surprised, and said, "Oops! Look, everybody, the hilt of the sword is pointing east! It seems that God thinks what Bao Xin said is correct! So everyone prepare, prepare, send troops in the near future! ”

The generals are depressed, and it is clear that the direction of the square will not go to the east! But there was no way, the lord had already spoken, and the reality was the same, so he didn't say anything one by one, but said one after another when he left Bao Xin's side - I hope your strategy is correct!

For a moment, only Bao Xin and Cao Cao were left in the room.

Bao Xin looked at the sword on the ground, and then looked at Cao Cao, then hurriedly knelt down and said, "Thank you Lord for stretching out God's feet!" ”

Cao Cao replied: "There's nothing to thank, thank you GOD for going!" Alright, let's go home. I'll also say a word to you – I hope your strategy is correct! ”

Bao Xin was moved on the way back to his home - he really didn't believe the wrong person, because he was a newcomer, and some proposals would inevitably be criticized, even if they were correct! But if Cao Cao, as the lord, is directly adopted, it will definitely cool the hearts of other generals, so although turning the sword is a very brainless act, it does play a role!