Chapter 3 Taiping Essentials Catching the Crazy Old Prisoner is an actor
Inside Luoyang Heavenly Prison.
"Don't cry. Look at you, you're so vulnerable, don't cry. Zhang Han comforted the prisoners in the same cell.
"The sky has no eyes, I will go to the execution ground tomorrow, I don't want to suffer this disaster tonight! Little brother, I'm also a gray-haired person, can you start a little lighter? The prisoner yelled at Zhang Han with a crying voice.
Zhang Han pondered for a moment, and sighed helplessly: "Hey, I don't know how to get out of here." ”
"Holy! Are you listening to me? The prisoner roared.
"Also? Would you use this interjection? You're a good learner! Zhang Han smiled at the prisoner.
The prisoner also felt strange, squatted beside Zhang Han and said: "Don't say it, little brother, you are an interjection that I rely on, the old man has never seen anyone say it in his life." It's just that when you were beating the old man, you saw that you kept repeating this word in your mouth, and the old man thought to himself, could it be effective? So Fang just blurted out, I never thought about it, I really felt refreshed at this moment! ”
Zhang Hanleng froze in place: "They arrested you and killed you, and they definitely didn't wronged you." ”
The prisoner didn't care, but asked, "Little brother, if you can escape this catastrophe, what are your plans?" ”
Zhang Han sighed after hearing this and said, "Who do you say I recruited to provoke whom?" I really love the history of the Three Kingdoms, and it really makes me happy to cross me here, but I haven't played anything yet, but I'm going to be killed, where can I reason about it? ”
The prisoner seemed to suddenly think of something: "Three Kingdoms? What Three Kingdoms? By the way, since you say that you are from the future, then you must know the future development of the Dao, this boring last night, let the old man listen to your absurd remarks It's not bad! ”
Zhang Han glanced at the other party: "Hey, there's nothing to do anyway." Or I'll tell you about it. It won't be long before your emperor, the current Emperor of Han Ling, will be in disarray, and then the world will be in chaos! Then the princes of all the places will set up their own mountains! And then just fight, fight, fight! Then there is a hero, a traitor, a clan"
Before he finished speaking, the prisoner interrupted Zhang Han: "Wait a minute, dare to ask what does the fart mean?" ”
"Oh, sorry, that's the way the future goes. In fact, it means to die, and it's over! Yes! ~" After speaking, Zhang Han pretended to lie back, estimating that he felt that such a performance was worthy of the only audience in front of him. "Alright, where did I just go?"
The prisoner replied: "You said that Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Jiangdong Sun appeared. ”
"Oh, yes, a hero, a traitor, a clan" Zhang Hangang wanted to continue, but found that something was wrong
"Deadly scissor feet!"
"Don't cry. Look at you, you're so vulnerable, don't cry. Zhang Han comforted the prisoners in the same cell.
"The sky has no eyes, I will go to the execution ground tomorrow, I don't want to suffer this disaster tonight! Little brother, I'm also a gray-haired person, can you start a little lighter? The prisoner yelled at Zhang Han with a crying voice.
Zhang Han pondered for a while, and sighed strangely: "No, I obviously didn't say which three people it was, how could this old immortal know the name of Lu Dao?" This is completely unscientific! ”
"Holy! Have you ever cared about my body? The prisoner roared.
Zhang Han turned around: "Hey, hey, hey!" Actually, you're all actors, are you actors on TV shows? Pretending to make me think I've crossed over, deliberately tricking me, isn't it? Hmph, you're leaking! Otherwise, how do you know Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Jiangdong Sun? Fast! There's no one here, tell me the truth, or I'll say you're a two-and-five!" ”
The prisoner frowned: "Dare to ask what are actors, TV stations, Yu, and Erwuzai?" And do my feet look like horses' feet? ”
"No one has ever been able to survive three consecutive death-killing scissor feet," Zhang Han said fiercely with his teeth squeezed together.
Of course, the prisoner didn't want to be beaten up anymore: "Okay, the old man is a prisoner on the surface, but in fact, the old man is not a prisoner at all!" The old man was wronged! ”
Zhang Han felt that the bottom line of his patience had been touched
"Listen to me finish! Actually, I'm a Nanhua old immortal! The prisoner whispered mysteriously.
Zhang Han really didn't want to waste any more time, he understood that the old man in front of him must be an idiot. Zhang Han simply fell down or fell asleep.
"Hey, you don't believe the old man?" As if the dignity of the prisoner had been challenged by Zhang Han, he raised his voice.
"Uncle, indeed, I have to admit that there was such a master in the opposition during the Three Kingdoms period, but with your current situation, it is too difficult for me to believe you." Zhang Han didn't bother to open his eyes.
"Then how did I know about Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Jiangdong Sun?" The prisoner asked rhetorically with a little pride.
Needless to say, this question is really valid! Zhang Han himself seems to feel some truth: "But as far as I know, Nanhua Old Immortal has a very powerful secret book on his body!" ”
As soon as Zhang Han finished speaking, he saw that the prisoner didn't know where to pull out a book and throw it on him! Zhang Han picked up the book and took a look, only to see the four big characters in italics on it - "Taiping Technique" Zhang Han instantly sat up from the ground and turned a few pages vigorously! That's right, this is really a medical book, although the classical Chinese is not particularly clear, but the content can still be read and understood!
"This, old man, you" Zhang Han looked up, but found that the prisoner in front of him was gone.
"Sure enough, it's a master! Just this time, it was gone! Zhang Han muttered to himself, but felt a shade behind him.
"Deadly scissor feet!"
"Lao Xian didn't expect you to have such physical strength and learning ability at your age. You've only seen Fang Cai's deadly scissor feet twice, and you can already understand it. Zhang Han fell to the ground, his face was bruised and purple.
Look at this old fairy again, he is panting in the corner at the moment: "Refreshing! Soundly! Dripping wet! It's a pleasure! It's been a long time since I've beaten someone like this! Oh, boy, you're in good shape! ”
"It's strange to say that I fell from such a high beam tonight and was unscathed!" Zhang Han said lightly: "So, let your old man beat him a few times, if you can be comfortable, I don't have anything to say." What's more, you're going to have a fart tomorrow. ”
"Who said I'm going to tomorrow?" The old fairy asked strangely.
"You yourself said you were going to be executed tomorrow!" Zhang Han asked rhetorically.
"Executions and farts are completely two different things, don't you mix them up, okay? Besides, don't you want to think about it, can my Nanhua old immortal die under the sword and axe? The old immortal replied solemnly.
"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier?"
"If you said it earlier, can you beat an old man like me so well? Oh~ It was so enjoyable just now. The old immortal continued with a look of grievance: "What are you staring at me for? I'll give you this copy of "Taiping Technique". You fell from a high place and did not hurt a single bit, and you can be patient with an old man like me, I judge that you must be a genius made in heaven, and very kind! So I hope you can make good use of the content of this book for the benefit of the world! ”
"Damn! What are you talking about! Beat me up so badly, just take a broken book and try to settle it? Damn, you still dare to smoke! Rely on you to dare to be invisible! Depend on! Old immortals? Old Immortal! Old immortals? Zhang Han witnessed the whole process of Nanhua Old Immortal gradually becoming transparent and completely disappearing, leaving a row of handwriting on the wall.
Go to Zhuoxian to find Liu XuanO, don't get me wrong, this O is not a word, I don't know whether Lu Dao is written as "De" or "De".
"What an immortal! That's too watery! The command is just a few words, but it needs to be explained in a whole sentence? Won't you just get a crystal ball and search for it? No way! Go to bed! Thinking about it, Zhang Han lay down backwards and prepared to sleep
Feeling that something was wrong, Zhang Han suddenly got up and looked behind him - there was nothing.
"Well, this old guy seems to be really gone, this is not a sneak attack." Zhang Han continued to lie down
Still feeling that something was wrong, Zhang Han suddenly got up again and looked behind him - there was nothing.
"Why do you always feel like this old guy hasn't left! I'm always worried about being killed by him! ”
"Damn! I can't sleep! ”