Chapter 121 A City Anecdote (100) A four-legged animal
As a military tactics instructor in the 'Central Military Academy', 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' is also a well-known 'Laoshan hero', seeing Guo Xiaosong still working the big playground, he also remembered ten years ago, when he participated in the border war, Guo Kaiqing had met him during the border period, both of them were meritorious men who participated in the 'Border Commendation Conference', and after eating, he also walked into the office of the head of the 'Jibu Regiment'.
'You're here to intercede, aren't you?' Guo Kaiqing is now very addicted to smoking, and he smokes one cigarette after another.
'Guo Xiaosong, who am I, I plead for him? You don't feel distressed when you are an uncle, what am I afraid of, I just remind you, as early as the 'Iron and Blood Group', Guo Xiaosong was an excellent squad leader, and your move today will not be difficult for him! ā
"The excellent squad leader is a bird, I'm a few sharp knife companies in the 'machine step group', and I pull out a squad leader at random, and it's no worse than him, that is, I underestimated this kid today, and I got a few old, weak, sick and disabled! ā
I said Lao Guo, you have been so many years, why don't you want your B face, when you were at the border, as soon as you heard the sound of cannons, who was running, why did you become the head of the regiment, and forgot about it! For Guo Kaiqing's growth history, 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' knows the roots.
'Hello, you don't dare to be a platoon commander, you have to be a sniper, hide in the cracks of the stones all day long, the activity is so big and not far away, you are not much stronger than me! Guo Kaiqing pursed his lips, as for the fact that 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' did not want to be a platoon commander at that time, it had already spread in the border areas back then, because at that time, the probability of cadres dying was very high, especially the front-line officers at the company and platoon level, they had to change a group every few days, and being a 'platoon-level sniper' was far easier than being a platoon commander, at least they could protect themselves.
For Guo Kaiqing's sarcasm, 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' didn't blame him, picked up the 'Hongta Mountain' on Guo Kaiqing's desk and smoked one. lit it and smoked, "This is different when you are the chief, I know as soon as I look at the cigarette butts in this ashtray, this is all Hongta Mountain, there is really you, you have learned to be corrupt!" ā
Guo Kaiqing only watched the 'rabbit chasing performance' on the playground at this time, and didn't bother to fight with 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang', until the board on the stands turned to a hundred turns, he made a phone call and called the mobile phone in charge of the 'flop' at the scene.
That's all for today. Let the three of them come to me after eating! ā
'Yes, One! ā
For Guo Xiaosong's running ability, although the three 'majors' were annoyed, they were also very impressed, took off their rifles, and the three walked to Guo Xiaosong's side, Guo Xiaosong thought that the three of them were going to come over to beat him, and hid far away.
Seeing that Guo Xiaosong's vigilance was quite high, the three of them snorted and laughed. 'It's over, it's over, you don't have to hide from us!' ā
'What's the end?' It's over so soon, I'm running all day! 'In the middle of the lap. Guo Xiaosong sang several songs in a row, and his mood was much better.
'You can't eat yet, so go and eat with us.' I'll let them give you the whole thing! The commander of the first battalion of the Jibu Regiment suddenly exerted his strength and pulled Guo Xiaosong's sleeve, and then the second battalion commander. The commander of the third battalion pushed Guo Xiaosong to the canteen of the first battalion.
The four of them sat opposite each other, this is the current 'major', and the 'future major' is the most intimate contact, it can be said that he loves heroes and cherishes heroes, for which he specially opened a bottle of liquor, and the four of them divided it equally, and after today, the three battalion commanders also know him, and they all know that among the students of the 'Central Military Academy', Guo Xiaosong is the most capable of running.
'Rice-style tactical cultivation', if you want not to be knocked and bleed, you must use 'elbow pads' and 'knee pads', as soon as Guo Xiaosong proposed to buy these items, his comrades-in-arms all nodded yes.
"I think the detachment captain is good at mentioning yƬ, we are not better than the big head soldiers in their regiment, we are all born to play with a pen, if it is broken, how to fix it, buy a 'knee pad', at least it can protect itself, I raise my hands in favor!" ā
"It's good, but who can get out, when we first came, Regiment Commander Guo repeatedly ordered that we were not allowed to go out, our 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang', I have all tasted it, he and Regiment Commander Guo are in a group, we are rich, and we can't get out!" ā
'This is easy to do, let's give the money to the cadres in the regiment and let them buy it for us to bring back, won't we?' ā
'To whom?' What do you know, I've inquired a long time ago, this 'Jibu Regiment' has the rules here, not to mention the ordinary cadres, even those who are battalion commanders and instructors, if they want to go home, they have to report to the regiment, this is the 'scum hole', 'White Mansion', as long as you come in, it will be difficult to get out! ā
Guo Xiaosong thought for a while and said, "Since we can't go out, it's easy to do, when I was in the 'Iron Blood Regiment' in my early years, after the veterans were demobilized, there were a lot of broken mattresses that we didn't need, and at that time we were even piled up in the tool arsenal of each row, at that time I really couldn't think of any great use, now it seems that we can~~!" ā
'Make your own 'protective gear'? ā
'yes, I didn't think of that!' ā
With a little money, they bought a lot of old clothes and old mattresses, but fortunately, after dinner, the 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' was not strictly supervised, and Guo Xiaosong and his comrades-in-arms rushed to make a batch of 'protective gear' overnight for the next day's 'rice-style tactical training'. ā
'First place, listen to my command, kneel and shoot!' The teaching of tactical training was all commanded by each squad leader, and the first squad leader ordered Guo Xiaosong, who was standing at the head of the platoon.
With the 'protective gear', Guo Xiaosong's movements today are quite sharp, not only is the speed of the gun fast, but even he knelt on the stone and didn't move.
'Second place, kneeling and shooting! ā
Under the order, the cadets of the 'Central Military Academy' beside Guo Xiaosong also made a standard move, and then the 'assembly operation', until the last one, was quite in line with the tactical essentials.
Standing in the distance, 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' was very puzzled, he didn't understand why his own students had become 'tactics masters' overnight, 'Hey, what time did you sleep yesterday?' ā
'What's wrong?' The 'captain', who was standing next to Lieutenant Colonel Wang, replied.
I mean to ask you, did you give them a little stove at night? ā
'No, why do you ask?' ā
Then take a good look, are they any different from before?' ā
After looking at it carefully, the captain said with a smile, "It's improved, this college student is different, and his ability to accept it is fast." I remember when I first switched from Soviet-style tactics to Mi-style, there were no good elbows and knees! ā
That's it, so you just believe that what you see with your eyes is real? Lieutenant Colonel Wang asked a few more questions.
'Oh yes, they don't have calluses on their bodies, so they don't have any pain!' All the squad leaders come over for a moment, I have something to say! The captain called a few squad leaders to come and give a lecture.
The paper couldn't contain the fire, and finally the big guy's 'protective gear' was all removed, and Guo Xiaosong was very reluctant. But there was no way to refute with the other party, so I had to see the big guy's 'protective gear', which was concentrated in the middle of the playground and incinerated it.
'It's useless to be careful with me, fooling me is tantamount to fooling yourself, I think you have to use this energy in your future work. Complete the tasks assigned to you well, in order to make you remember one thing, so let's not practice tactics today. I'll take the big guy to climb the mountain, this mountain is not far from us, just lead the big guy to relax and visit the local scenery! ''The Captain' said it nicely.
If it's a mountain. It's not as much a mound of earth, it's a mound of stones about 100 meters high, looking down the mountain. The mountain is full of stones, there is little earth, and at the highest point, there is also a tall flagpole with a red flag fluttering in the wind.
"Before climbing the mountain, I have to declare to you in advance, this stone mountain can be used for shoes, we usually climb the mountain, but also take off the shoes, if you are not afraid of bad shoes, just wear shoes up the mountain, a squad leader, you don't have to go today, you look at the shoes at the bottom of the mountain!" So saying, 'Captain' took off his leather shoes, put on only military socks, and stepped on a rock.
The 'second lieutenant' and the squad leader, like the 'captain', took off their shoes, stacked them neatly, and then stood on the big rock.
The students were helpless, and they all took off their shoes and prepared to go up the mountain.
Although he was still wearing socks, the contact between the fleshy feet and the stones was still not as strong as the stones, and the pain could be imagined, but fortunately, the walking speed was not very fast, and it was still easy to climb to the top of the mountain while tiptoeing and bending his waist.
Standing on the top of the mountain, the feeling of seeing the dawn of the mountains, with the warm wind blowing, it is very pleasant, Guo Xiaosong opened the zipper of the 'desert camouflage uniform', facing the direction of the warm wind, bravely accepting the blow.
'Alright, alright, it's time to go down!' After the captain finished speaking, he was the first to go down the mountain, and I saw that his descent was very strange, left and right S-shaped route, like a tanuki jumping squares.
The squad leaders and group leaders after that, like the 'captain', ran down the hill one after another.
'Let's go, don't stand,'' the second lieutenant is the only instructor on the mountain, and his task is to urge the people to 'go down.' ā
'Oh, yes, it's really easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down, I forgot how they came down just now! After only a few steps, one of his comrades couldn't stand it anymore, and he stood still.
"Oh, this mountain is made by hand, why is it like this, there is no other way down the mountain!" ā
Guo Xiaosong walked a few steps, feeling that his feet couldn't bear the pain, standing in place, he, like his comrades, was not in a hurry to go down the mountain.
"I can't go down, who made you not pay attention just now, I can teach you a trick, as long as you climb down the mountain on your stomach, your feet won't hurt so much, I don't believe any of you give it a try!" "The second lieutenant really gives people ideas.
Some people say, naturally someone tried, a comrade-in-arms put his hands on the ground, like a four-legged animal, walking forward, his posture, although ridiculous, but very powerful, within a while, climbed out of twenty or thirty meters away, and then he stood up and waved his hand to this side, which means that this trick is really good.
With a few 'four-legged animals', they all went down the mountain back and forth, and the people after them all lay down shamelessly, looking from afar, like dozens of macaques, going down the mountain to find food, which made the squad leaders laugh again and again.
'Captain, what are we going to do!' Standing beside Guo Xiaosong, there are a few people who don't want to 'bow down'.
'Even if you die, you have to stand up and walk down the mountain, and we are not animals, how can we walk on our stomachs!' Guo Xiaosong recalled as much as possible the appearance of the squad leaders when they went down the mountain, groping the essentials of their upper body movements, and finally made him feel the secret, it turned out that these people were going down the mountain by turning and jumping, take a closer look, every other stone, there is a big one, if you go straight forward, it is difficult to jump on the stone, and only by using the S-shape to walk, twisting back and forth, can you do this, from the beginning of every few steps to step on the air, to one out of ten steps into the air, to later, every step on the point, Guo Xiaosong felt that his feet were not so painful anymore.
The comrades-in-arms who followed behind Guo Xiaosong seemed to have figured out Guo Xiaosong's methods, and soon they all walked down the mountain by the way.
'Wolves travel hundreds of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat!' It's really such a thing, I let you walk on your stomach, and you just walk on your stomach, and you're really obedient! The second lieutenant ridiculed people, and he really had his way, although everyone was angry in their hearts, but they couldn't do anything, so they had to swallow their anger in their stomachs and go back to the regiment to eat.
The reason why the 'Mechanized Infantry Regiment' is the main force of our field army is that its transport capacity is very developed, and the whole regiment has more than 3,000 people, and can reach the battle site in a very short period of time with tanks, infantry fighting vehicles, and armored personnel carriers.
Sitting in a tightly enclosed armored personnel carrier, two rows of people sitting opposite each other, the sound of farts, with the roar of the moving vehicles, brushed aside, and then the big guy could only cover his nose with his hands, hoping that the air would circulate quickly so that fresh air could come in.
During the more than 20-hour transportation process, Guo Xiaosong felt that the route ahead was very rugged, and according to the bumpy course of the vehicle, it could be judged that the road was not very easy to walk.
'Is the toilet full?' I want to make it easier! A warrior made his own demand.
'Why do you always go to the toilet, can you eat less, big and small?' Originally, when I was close to the toilet box, I was very angry, and when I carried it back and forth, everyone would be angry.
'Small,'
'The little one is just a splash of your pee,
As soon as he heard this, the driver's deputy, who was resting, stopped doing it, 'No, I really peed in the car, you can help me wash it!' ā
In desperation, everyone had to pass the 'toilet box' again.
The posture of urinating, with different environments, has also become diverse, because it is convenient to stand, it will splash on other people's bodies, so here you can only kneel, or 'tummy'. ā
Guo Xiaosong hadn't drunk water before he got on the bus, he had already thought of this problem, but with the long bumps, he also wanted to make it convenient, and while it was convenient for his comrades, he also changed seats with that one and came to a 'small solution' on his stomach. (To be continued......)