Chapter 122 Anecdote of City A (One Hundred and One) No matter how tired you are, you can be chic

Guo Xiaosong and his comrades-in-arms are all children born after the reform and opening up, and the comfortable life in the era of peace cannot make them connect with the war at all, in the eyes of many comrades-in-arms, being a soldier is just a profession, or a means of making a living, wearing the heroic officer uniform, and holding a higher salary than civil servants of the same age, it is already a very satisfying thing, as long as the first two years are over, a good life is ahead.

Sleeping in the stuffy, urinating 'armored personnel carrier', the cadets of the 'Central Military Academy' twenty-four hours later had adapted to this special environment, and some began to eat heavily, while others began to poop for the first time since they got on the bus. ’

Because it is very close to the temporary 'toilet', whenever someone squeezes by, Guo Xiaosong will always cover his nose with a 'camouflage hat'. ’

The sound of slapping lips is mixed with the sound of, but fortunately, the 'upper tuba' is not used as a 'urine bucket', this is a small 'temporary toilet box' specially prepared for people in the car, one after another, until Guo Xiaosong, everyone has already begun to 'flow home'.

After about forty-eight hours of travel, we finally arrived at our destination, and the 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' in the lead car got out of the tank and looked into the distance with a telescope.

The undulating mountains, the endless tea fields, and the different fragrances exude a different kind of fragrance, this is really a good place, and it can be called a paradise.

Due to the proximity of the exit from the door, Guo Xiaosong was the first to jump out of their car, and in order to facilitate the comrades to get out of the car, he did not forget to carry the 'temporary toilet'.

'Good fellow, no less! The squad leader, who had been sitting at the front of the car, came to Guo Xiaosong and carried the toilet tube, as if trying its weight.

'I didn't pull it alone!' 'It has always been a 'civilized man'. Guo Xiaosong, who called himself a 'beautiful man', seemed to feel very disrespectful, and his face turned red.

"I didn't say that you pulled it alone, I know it was pulled by the big guy, and then I ask you to take the trouble and pour this farmhouse manure into the dung heap next to here, which is excrement for us, but for the tea farmers, this is a good thing!" The second lieutenant walked up to Guo Xiaosong. He was assigned a task.

With a few comrades-in-arms, I finished emptying the toilet and used the water in the water tank on the car to scrub it, and finally used a clean rag to wipe it completely dry before sending it back to the car.

'If you guys trouble a little longer, go over there and bring some water, the cart is running out of water.' Replenish it, thank you! The driver of the vehicle is really good at supporting people.

"Captain, this filling the tank shouldn't be our job. I think these B's will bully people! The comrades-in-arms who were not convinced and indignant spoke their hearts.

"What's wrong with letting you add some water, you've been in someone's car for two days in vain, anyway, I'm out of temper, at this time." It's no use having a temper! Guo Xiaosong was very open, and when he arrived at the well, he greeted the tea farmers. I started to fetch water in large plastic oil drums.

Because it is an eye 'electric well', the air pressure is very high when the water is pumped up, when the water comes up, Guo Xiaosong did not forget to stick out his head, and he took out the mouth of the nose, and the sweet induction was born, and finally he took out the inconvenient 'folding toothbrush' for several years, and washed it thoroughly, and the comrades who carried the water together saw that Guo Xiaosong began to wash, and they also took out the washing utensils from the shoulder bag on their bodies and began to wash.

'Oh, wash and wash, don't use soap, we are green tea trees, we can't be polluted!' The tea farmer stopped the soap.

When a few students carrying water, all with their little faces washed, appeared in front of 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang', 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' looked very angry, "Who let a few of you go to wash your faces, there is no organizational discipline at all!" ’

Guo Xiaosong didn't want his comrades-in-arms to help him carry the black pot, so he took the initiative to take the initiative and said, "We went to fill the water tank just now, and we were idle, so we washed our faces, and you didn't say that you wouldn't let you wash your faces before you left!" ’

'TMD's nonsense, see how I'll clean you up in a while, assemble, assemble, sort out the team! ’

Facing southeast, the students of the 'Central School' began their 'field fortification construction work', from 'cat's ear holes', to 'bunkers', to the erection of communication lines, in short, as long as it was used on the battlefield, 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' had to come to teach, and finally pulled 'barbed wire' and 'triangular piles', and the instructors 'planted mines' on the road that the tanks had to pass. ’

"What age is this, and you still use manual mine-burying, I have seen it on TV for a long time, everyone is rocket mine-laying, and the most basic thing is 'mine-laying car'!" It is no wonder that since the advent of television, no military secrets have been secrets, especially in the 'Gulf War,' high-tech modernization has replaced the old-fashioned confrontation between the armed services, and everything has been solved with one missile.

I heard Lieutenant Colonel Wang say that in the next two years, we will have to go to the grassroots army for internship, if you are given a company, you will not even be able to bury mines, and you will not let the soldiers laugh to death!" ’

Also, it's a warm day anyway, so it's a camping day. ’

For jungle minelaying, 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' also specially led the students to visit a 'living site', that is, the nearby 'historical minefield', which was rebuilt from the 'exhibition hall' that was originally moved from the border area, simulating the geographical characteristics and forest trees at that time.

Looking at the dense variety of mines, in the trees, or in the grass, every few steps, you can also see some dummies with broken arms and legs, plus the background music in the 'exhibition hall', it can be regarded as a 100% restoration of the war scene at that time.

"Hey, I heard that the head of the 'Jibu Regiment' Guo is a cripple, is it true? ’

'What's the use of you asking me, I don't see it anyway, you should ask the 'captain' about it, the commander of their regiment, only he knows. ’

'How dare I ask, squad leader, you are sharp-eyed, we have met with Commander Guo a few times, where do you say he has a disability? ’

Guo Xiaosong squatted on the ground, looked at the 'conical anti-infantry mine' without gunpowder, and then looked at the 'dummy' who had lost one foot to the side, "Commander Guo's injury was on his hand, it was blown up by a mine, but his injury was not on the battlefield, it was in peacetime!" ’

As soon as everyone heard Guo Xiaosong say this, they all gathered around, intending to listen to the story, 'Captain, how do you know, or you are observant!' ’

Guo Xiaosong unscrewed the 'cone mine', looked at the device inside, and then put it back on, "I knew it before I became a soldier, because he was my fifth uncle!" ’

"Captain Guo is your fifth uncle, I said, the two of you look quite alike!" ’

'It's like a fart, Captain Guo is a generous face, our team leader is a melon seed face, one is like Zhang Fei, the other is like Lu Bu, this is simply not related, but the team leader said that Captain Guo is his fifth uncle, I believe this, I can see it from the eyes of Captain Guo looking at our team leader! ’

"What are you arguing about," the captain was originally walking in front of him, explaining to the students behind him, but the number of people became smaller and smaller, and they all ran to Guo Xiaosong's side to listen to the story.

'The captain of the detachment said that Commander Guo is his fifth uncle, is this true or false? 'There are recklessness all the time.

The captain looked at Guo Xiaosong, "What is the fifth uncle not the fifth uncle, Guo Xiaosong, you have to remember that the distinction between superiors and subordinates is not quite good, this is what you said, you should say it in front of your comrades!" ’

Guo Xiaosong also felt that he had lost his mouth, and hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I was wrong!" ’

'I'm sorry, that's it, go over there and do a hundred push-ups!' At some point, 'Lieutenant Colonel Wang' had already come over.

After everyone walked forward, Guo Xiaosong felt that he had done a hundred 'push-ups' on the spot, and then ran to catch up with everyone.

The villages of ethnic minorities, the hospitable villagers, the cauldron of 'stewed pork', the big bowl of 'welcome rice wine', the unpretentious love of the military and the people, the expression is incisive, the girls in the village formed a group, sang the local songs, and several people who sang and sang among the students also had a party with them.

'It's your Guo Xiaosong, sing a good song, it can reflect our soldiers' songs!' All comrades-in-arms know that it is convenient to sing songs in the barracks, and everyone is not as good as Guo Xiaosong, they have been in the army for less than a year, but Guo Xiaosong was already a master of singing as early as the 'Iron and Blood Regiment'.

Jumping up from the bench, Guo Xiaosong walked to the center of the field, picked up the spoon for the dishes, and used the microphone, "Come one by one, what to sing, then sing a "Barracks Man"! ’

'I came to this world, I didn't want to fight, it was only because of the needs of the times that I took up the gun, lost a lot of opportunities to make a fortune, lost many dreams, threw away a fashionable dress, and put on this military uniform~~,'If it is said that in the second generation of the old Guo family, Guo Kaishan and Guo Kaiying have the best voices and the strongest singing, among the third generation, Guo Xiaosong and Guo Xiaochun are the best singers, but Guo Xiaosong has not received systematic singing training, and can only interpret according to his own understanding of songs, Although there is only this, but his singing voice in the mountains can be regarded as three days around the beam, not only the girls in the village are fascinated by him, but even the comrades-in-arms who usually eat and sleep together seem to have become his 'fans', Guo Xiaosong is so domineering, hiding and not revealing.

'It's so good, why don't you have another one!' ’

'Yes, Guo Xiaosong, one more! (To be continued......)